Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 10 - Hoshimota

[Daniel55556]

@BossTroller Just wow

[1997huskies]

Ballsack Chin. hahahaha

[assassinH1000]

Lol

[IrisFlowers14]

ม่านตา is my name (:

ฉันรักเอลี <3

[FriarTuck1234]

@BossTroller think that was an eye care commercial

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

Hahahaha!

[JozenOnSteam]

Isn it "mchigatta ana"??

[StoicalMentos]

@JozenOnSteam no i think its " chigau ana"

[timigy3]

That was good

[parvesmasud]

For more jokes and stories go to the following link...

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[IrisFlowers14]

@wwefan12372 چه چیزی است؟

[gillharjot1996]

@BossTroller lol i remember that bieng in a chinease comecail

[seestar408]

@BossTroller Haha you forgot the smile at the end.! :D

[awesomeguy510]

these three men, andrew, mark and james went off to a kingdom for a contest. the king told them, '' whoever picks the most scabs off me wins! james went first and failed and went to the balcony of the floor under them, mark tried and went with james. andrew succeeded and put all the scabs in a bag and threw them off the top balcony.he went downstairs to his friends and said '' anybody want pizza?'' the men said ''naw we ate already, A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS FELL FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!''

[RevJ9999]

what is jackie chan doing there at 0:35 ?

[iwuvsh0es7]

A king has togoto another kingdom fora peaceful visit. Heknows thatall his men inhiskingdom aregoingto hump his queen, and so to makesuretheydon't, hekeepsonabelt onhiswifewhich has a sharp blade thatsnaps shutwhenever something goesinto her vagina. When he comes back, he tells all his men to drop their pants, and sure enough, everyone’s penis's are cut off, all except for one man. He goes up to the man and exclaims, "you are worthy of being my successor. Tell me your name." He doesn't speak.

[MarkDunne1698]

@iwuvsh0es7 I dont get it , sorry can you explain ??

[iwuvsh0es7]

@MarkDunne1698 :/ .... he used his tongue

[dubert12345]

@aphfangirlwashere Thnks :D

[TheHavocGamer]

a men go to a bar and asks the bartender ''have anything with bubbles in it'' the bartender calls his wife and she says ''You want me?''

[dubert12345]

Wanna hear a clean joke?I took a bubble bath. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I jumped in the mud:3.

[electrobussterr]

@dubert12345

You should have your own show!

[dubert12345]

@electrobussterr Why thnk u u just cleansed me :')

[ilimitadouc]

this joke is wrong the guy was fucking the chick but he didnt strike the hole and she started screaming that japanese word next day he went to play golf and he missed and 1 guy says that word again and he thinks wtf this guy wants to take in the ass or whut

[AbstractGreenDude]

whats up with bubbles jokes?

[ProtodroneAce78]

gAwd, people keep repeating the 3 men bubble joke over and over just to get thumbs up. boy, they got issues.

[murozman]

So mean. Look how short the Japannese are!

[Shelberz98]

Someone explain please? I don't get it .... You can throat fuck someone, that's oral. And your ass hole and vag are used in sex....? So what is the wrong hole? Her belly button????!!!!!

[maderfakero]

@Shelberz98 Too much porn, young fella.. Not all girls are like Sasha Grey, even hookers charge twice as more if you wanna do anal... So, it's obviously that.. Plus she is a skinny Jap girl, so needless to say, she is quite tight down there..

[AwesomeTommyIs]

@maderfakero lol its funny how u know that they charge the double, but anyways i get your point :p

[GrimMuscari]

@Shelberz98 contrary to popular belief, most chicks do NOT like it in the ass

[PiPhiC]

@GrimMuscari Do you know that because, you've asked many chicks to do it that way? Here's a suggestion: get a gay, they love it. Queer!

[GrimMuscari]

@PiPhiC not gay, just a chick who doesn't like it in the ass

[yugiohdeckmaster41]

@GrimMuscari

well just to state this neither does my fiancee and to be honest i dont see the big deal with anal myself tryed it 3 times and all and all the front hole does better for me lol

[themockisons]

Okay here's one but I can't remember the start:A man gets his paycheck of £40 and goes to this money check in place.The girl tells him "room no.4".The man goes to the room and there's a duck winking at him.The man does the duck and thinks "this is great,I'll come back next week"and he does with £50.The girl tells him no.5.THere's a bunch of lads looking through holes to see a hot girl doing a big hunk."this is great!"one man taps him on the shoulder"I know,there was a dude doing a duck last week

[iiSOBAKEDii]

2 snowmen in a garden 1 says to the other can u smell carrots

[justsomekid188]

that guy went from :^D to :^*

[aSH0GUN]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[DrgoFx]

A woman sucks off a guy in the back of her car. Afterwards, since she was a pick sick, she said "I can't tell if this is phlegm or cum in my mouth." as she's driving him home. The man looks at the woman, sighs and says "It's not cum, that's for sure."

[TheCorpseBride1000]

LOL These Are Probally The Best Jokes I've Heard In My Life xDD

[hisham1619]

Alright now this is the best episode !

[Avatar230594]

I heard this one b4

[alexa1512437]

I get the joke, but what wrong hole? The butt hole or the "period spout" hole?

[harrypotter74100]

@alexa1512437 probably the blatter hole

[SAC25BATS]

LOL

[sizzle9000]

"Arigato" would have sufficed. I would hope any well-respected, educated businessman would at least know the Japanese word for "thank you." I mean... hello? Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto? Ring a bell? Anyone? Sigh.

[AngelGirl1591]

a boy and a girl are having sex in a bedroom, but on the top bunk because the boy has a younger brother. he tells the girl to say "tomato" and "lettuce" for faster and harder. Later they hear a voice yell from the bottom bunk, "Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayo all over my face!"

[likasombodeeee]

@AngelGirl1591 Heard that one like 8 years ago lol

[cuzimspecial1]

anal sex

[YoivaporuncaminoV2]

@cuzimspecial1 i dont think so i think it was her piss hole....that way the joke has way more sense lol

[rwjmgmannoyorangefan]

@cuzimspecial1 FINALLY I GET IT!!

[sauceymouse]

spell ihop and say ness.really quick

[KimChoJapFan]

I got one... So a business man was traveling to Kawasaki Japan in late March, he unpacks his stuff at the nearest hotel and gets settled in, after a few days he decides he wanted to stay in Kawasaki for another week, by the time the week was over, he flew back to America on Sunday of April, which is Monday in Kawasaki. His buddies from out of town dropped by and asked him, "So Jim how was Japan?" and the man replied, "I aint ever going back!"

[trixytrix98]

@KimChoJapFan ?



[KimChoJapFan]

@trixytrix98 Every first sunday of April in Kawasaki Japan there is an event that is named Kanamara Matsui, or in english the Japanese Penis Festival... it honors abstinence to where they remove the head of a large penis shaped meat thing, or something like that... people parade the streets with penis shaped popsicles, and almost everything that is eaten there is penis shaped... its very awkward...

[trixytrix98]

@KimChoJapFan that explains a hell of a lot

[KimChoJapFan]

@trixytrix98 I was one of the few who got stuck in that parade... I got assassinated by goosebumps and shivers... creepy event if you are a dude... children, women, old women, men, old men, and pets were eating penis shaped foods there... I just stuck with the usual, no food just water... at least I brought my own water bottle... the ones there were just... very different... o.o

[trixytrix98]

@KimChoJapFan oh shit

feel sorry for ya.

[KimChoJapFan]

@trixytrix98 Yea, the water bottles were shaped like penises, but they had holes on at least all the sides of the bottles, so in order to drink it, you have to fit your mouth over the whole bottle... otherwards deep throat the bottle so it won't spill over your shirt... It was very different than what we see in Singapore... very awkward O.o

[trixytrix98]

@KimChoJapFan that wouold be HARD

be sad if it was milk not water

lol

[KimChoJapFan]

@trixytrix98 they have skill while I stood there pitching a tent :(

[AndyRaslan]

Hotel "Iraija" :)) yeah, he had to appear in this one as well - "Iraija" in Katakana being a transliteration of "Elijah", or Eli, for short. Anyone notice that?

[WiLLEDprototype]

What do you call a mexican with three eyes ?

Answer: Eye, eye, eye

[awesomeguy510]

@WiLLEDprototype

ME: Have u heard the joke about the three wells?

YOU: No

ME: Well, well, well !

[WiLLEDprototype]

@awesomeguy510 haha nice one :DD

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

3 Men get arrested. on their way into jail, an officer stops them and asks the first man what he got arrested for. The man says, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' Confused, the officer sends him off. He asks the next man that, to which he replied, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' the officer sends him off and says to the next guy, ''lemme guess, you got arrested for blowing bubbles in the park?'' the man says, ''No, im Bubbles.'' :))

[gougerkiks]

@MustSeeShaneDawson Good one lol

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

@gougerkiks thanks lol

[rotgobbler]

@MustSeeShaneDawson LOL



[Quin110292]

@MustSeeShaneDawson good joke

[sasha1898]

Lol

[caitlin991]

O_o

[outbackzack1]

my favorite is number 13 thumbs up if you agree

[pingpongingful]

@hymieb613 haha that's really clever :)

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@hymieb613

I got a spin on that one

My daughter was outside blowing bubbles yesterday, the sad part is bubbles is our neighborhood clown.

[krawlings117]

@hymieb613 my friend tony told that to me

[chicaaXoolalaa]

@hymieb613 lmao omg i started dying. hilarious

[SuperRockstar206]

HAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[r1shabhM]

HOSHIMOTA!!! funny!



[awesomeguy510]

@nashforcash waht'll happen?

[kkeenn123]

This one is my favorite.

[icanhazcar9000]

a man and a woman are having sex,

afterwards, the woman sees a picture of a woman on the dresser

she says "is that ur sister?"

the man shakes his head

"is it your mother"

again he shakes his head

"ok i give up who is it?"

and the man says "it was me last year!"

[hmodywakid]

PEE Hole

[CrashFrost]

:T She died from being screwed in the ass?

[icyicylove]

@CrashFrost

what cha mean wrong hole...lolx that was dirty xD

[CrashFrost]

@icyicylove  XD I didn't know

[xoViclyn15ox]

@CrashFrost no every woman has 2 vagina holes and he must have sticked it into the pee hole

[devvard]

@xoViclyn15ox hahaha was it dat small? lolz! the girl was sayin dat cause he stuck it in tha ass so she was trinna tell him wrong hole

[tobyrox9]

147 ppl hoshimota

[BeMandM]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

[fear1598]

he used the poo poo hole

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

@fear1598 are you 3?

[juanlarios666]

@CutaiaIsauraaa582 wtf are you in here? should you be in a chat room for that shit?

[eminemthebest11]

I got one Four gay people are in a bath then a condom comes to the surface and one of them says ok who farted?

[ilikelife101]

Alright I got one, I got arrested for punching a black woman and it was all my mom's fault! We were at Home Depot and she told me to get a Black & Decker. (;

[MrRjransom]

eli is the asian golfer in the pink on the right

[fierguy]

你什么意思错了一个洞

[aaws009]

間違って穴

[VisceralBull3t]

0:26 LOL WUT ? SHE'S DEAD XDDD

[iGottaWrench]

I tried telling this to a buddy today, hhalfway through to joke he said it means wrong hole. He studied japanese, FML

[ereyes28]

@TheTop10YouPick Eli is always in his jokes.. if you look at all of them you will find his face LOL

[14littledude]

my friend told me this 1 2day and i cracked up. i coulnt stop laughing to take a breath

[MrErki1234]

he killed the woman 0.0

[falco983]

in spainsh it meants a wrong hole xD

[DavidRobles69]

I got a joke. A guy and girl and having sex in a bedroom, after they are finished the girl said you want to go again? the guy says yes but hold on i threw my condom out the window let me go get it. the guy walks out to a kid and the kid says r u looking for ur twinkie? oh i already sucked the white fillling out of it.

[ShadowOfTurtles]

@DavidRobles69 thats ones old

[Kiba4242]

@DavidRobles69 omg lol O__O took me a minute had to read the last part over again xD lol good one!

[gso619]

@DavidRobles69 A gou asks his girlfriend after sex:

-So honey, how was I?

-A bit fast.

-How can you make such conclusions after only 30 seconds?

[chocolategirl241]

@DavidRobles69 lol stupid kid xD

[MrKevin396]

@DavidRobles69 That was horrible.

[stealthbomber9888]

@DavidRobles69 ROFL!!!!

[Eestlaneonvisa]

@DavidRobles69 unfunny.

[pingpongingful]

@DavidRobles69 OMG EWWWWWWWW XD

[furonkidangel64]

@DavidRobles69 lol

[AndyRaslan]

@DavidRobles69 Dude, that's fucking disgusting.

[TheAnimeStreamer]

@DavidRobles69 ohhhhhhhh god thats gross man

[THEMJSHOWMARLONJ]

lol

[TheRandomBunnys]

urmm what hole was it then @_@ @_@

[guavacoctail]

lol

[Sabored]

where he makes a hoolinwun

[cuzimspecial1]

私はすべての日本人は性交のように熱くていると思う haha had too...

[cuzimspecial1]

間違って穴... pronounced Machigatte ana...

[67manUtd]

this is one of my favorites.

[clubpenguinqueenmagi]

eli is in 0:37

[slyaina]

she looks 7 D:

[chodeshadar18]

Awww my old man told me this when I was maybe 11 yrs old!

[lolguygoeslol]

Hoshimota? I'm pretty sure that's not even a word -- if anything, it sounds like a name (perhaps he misheard HOSHIMOTO). I guess he just put some japanese sounding gibberish in there.

[MeowThePurpleNinja]

Awww...poor woman lol

[ricc2154]

Too many dumb kids are commenting on this video.

[jichelle123]

To those who dont know, hoshimota means wrong hole right? So when the japanese dude and the hooker got up and did that thing in the bed, the japan dude has an assHOLE. When after they finished the thing on the bed, the hooker didnt enjoy it. So she said wrong hole.means she did the thing with the wrong person.its easy.

[mushookie0heimer]

he was doin her in the urethra

[optikalillusion777]

@mushookie0heimer damn, another 10yr old kid, can you guys get off youtube and get a life?

[mushookie0heimer]

@optikalillusion777 lol its just a joke. its the wrong hole :)

[FanOFFiFa]

haha its even funneir how the poeple in commets dont get the it LOL

[MrDrugsarebad]

its pretty hard to do anal. me and my girlfriend switched to regular 5 minutes in.

[RighteousPsycho]

urr... i don't get it. What was the wrong hole?

[TheStickKid]

Dont you just love his smile at the end of every video?

[jimipage6662]

Hahahaha xD LMFAO!!!!

[ninjamonk37]

間違って穴に is this hoshimota?

[chilleverest]

the japanese sign at 0:37 look closely

[merhawi567]

@chilleverest Lolz Lmfao~

[Sasori4986]

@chilleverest what does the sign mean?

[chilleverest]

@Sasori4986 its a penis

[Sasori4986]

@chilleverest I dont see it

[glamorousjoseph]

this is so fuckin funny

[DevinLPilk]

hoes pregnant

[aeropostalelover213]

ugh guys. its because she got fucked in her top hole, not her ass which means that his dick is so small he could fit it in the really small hole

[R0BK0NG]

146 people dont like it in the pooper

[bykert]

so funny

[busitbaybay04]

lawl ^-^"

[B10h4zz4rd0005]

0:20 see HOSTHIMOTA :D but at the golf place hoshimota :D

nic estuff

[Desicionoflife]

LOL!

[TheKiwa88]

has this have something wrong

[MrNRJay]

hahahaha....watch out went your go to japan

[Xanatos1000]

i kinda don't get it.

[redboxer54]

@Xanatos1000 the girl was shouting hoshimota, hoshimota means wrong hole so he was f-ing her in the wrong hole (ass hole)

[rocketman15190]

if he was in the wrong hole where did he put it?

[PinkTigerLover]

@rocketman15190 her ass

[lolMegxxx]

ive been saying this joke to my friends for years... now i found it here

[jbm202]

HaHa

[nas15385]

Damn it,,,,, hhhhhhhhhh i like it alot

[EbilinforcerDJ]

what is a hooker???? o.0

[hudsonman1989]

@EbilinforcerDJ omg you do not know what hooker is

[Skittlez6087]

@EbilinforcerDJ rlli u dnt kno what a hooker is are u like 8

[MadOldPete]

@EbilinforcerDJ surely you can work it out from the video, even if somehow you don't know?