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[keparker13]

Happy Texas Independence Day, ya'll!

[xolraj]

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meme

[kennifergod]

Hahahah Texas-3

[kleinaerosvolsfan]

Texas is its own Nation

[cassielynntx]

love being from texas<3



[scwub23]

sooner be fuckin gay than a okaococksucking sooner

[cer184]

Semper FI!

[grizzchewer18]

This is fucking awesome. Semper Fi.

[JAYsmn]

Fucking Whataburger is in TX.

[TexasTulip22]

All pussys are shaved in texas... Every bitch swallowes in texas!!!

[supermanscores99]

Eueueueueueueueueueueehhhhhhhh­hhh tickle fight XD I laugh every damn time

[haleybobaleyyy]

"Ain't no illegal immigrants in Texas." "Well... uhhh..." Hahahahahaha.

[XtremeRacerSpeed]

How bout this, welcome to Texas.

[MrsJulesification]

TEXAS TOAST? MAY OF HEARD OF IT.. IF NOT, YOUR GAY.

[1991skittlez]

i actually find this fucking stupid just cuzz its all true dont mean you gotta hate on us

[centralsucks07]

Our bakery's are fuckin shit-hot

[Nation4]

They are joking though. making fun of texas.

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@Nation4 They aren't making 'fun' of it.... Did you 'watch' the video?

[3dd656]

@MyOldPhilosophy >"No inbreeding in texas." Wanna rethink that one?

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@3dd656 That's a joke right? Try a different state. Stereotypes of Texas are funny when you hear are the bullshit about it. There is inbreeding everywhere. Texas has no more inbreeding than California, New York, or Virginia.

[3dd656]

@MyOldPhilosophy nope

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@3dd656 *Sigh* The inbreeding is Arkansas. Get it right..

[3dd656]

@MyOldPhilosophy Nope. Texas!

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@3dd656 Believe what you want. Judging a state as a whole is prejudice anyway.

[3dd656]

@MyOldPhilosophy nope. not when it's true.

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@3dd656 Where did you even get the assumption inbreeding comes from Texas?

[3dd656]

@MyOldPhilosophy fact

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@3dd656 Even if inbreds came into Texas, they aren't here anymore. You know why there aren't anymore inbreds in Texas? We killed them all.

[3dd656]

@MyOldPhilosophy You ARE an inbred.

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@3dd656 Troll. Lol

[TheTexasOutdoorsman]

burgers are bigger, hot dogs are longer!

[wagglepuff12]

@TheTexasOutdoorsman  HAHAHAHHAHAH I JUST PISSED MYSELF AT THAT PART.

[TheTexasOutdoorsman]

Sooner be gay than a..........sooner!

[Myapocalypsegirl]

i feel like these guy might be joking...on the other hand they could just be fucking stupid and made this video because there from texas

[MyOldPhilosophy]

@Myapocalypsegirl I doubt their joking, but I doubt they are just saying that cause they are from Texas. I have been to both Virginia and Texas, and plenty of other states and to be honest, Texas is just the best place to be.. =P

[dubllung4]

92 people are from Oklahoma

[XxKatieProductionsxX]

They are fucking hilarious! xD

[GimmeDatHead]

I've had it up to here with migits

[GimmeDatHead]

There aint no illegal immigrants in Texas.. I mean we dont want illegal immigrants. Lol

[beastofrage666]

3:12 THAT'S how the rest of the country sees Texas.

[TheTexasOutdoorsman]

@beastofrage666 what state you from bud, obviously not the best state in the fucking union.

[grhyde]

Annoying but funny as hell.

[PeterBirkettII]

aint no incest in texas...oh wait

[Filthstepin]

@PeterBirkettII your a fucking idiot...oh wait...yep you still are go off your self.

[geis24]

HOW does this only have 363,037 views?! This is the funniest shit I've ever seen! hahahaha FUCKIN' TEXAS!!!!

[Leonard0Mata]

I fucked a couple ladies from Texas; Tell you're Mothers Hi, & don't call me Poppi. You heard Biotchess!!!!

[J209Kato]

They use our semen to propel rockets to the moon

[Trisqeh]

press 7 for llamas

[setthis09ps3]

Cement dries faster hahaha

[Mfl1990]

i hope u got ur head blown offf cause thats how us fags in texas do it! SRY!!! HAHAHAHA

[AllisonErin714]

badasses are from TEXAS!

we INFORCE the death penalty. Looks like somebody grew a pair.

[dotson3109]

the reasons why im glad im from Texas

[Trevortbye]

The guy on the left is the top. The guy on the right is the bottom. Look how he stares lovingly into the others eyes. 

[soarenhigh]

87 people arent from texas xP

[ockellerrb24]

Jesus was born in Texas. Nuff said.

[Kaycexlynn]

This is so damn true!! Only in Texas!

[TEXASbubbaJ]

FUCKIN TEXAS. GET A FREE GUN WIT EVERY PURCHASE OF BEER

[pandemic4tw]

@TEXASbubbaJ in Florida this car company was giving away a free ak47 with every car purchase, but you needed a special license to actually get the gun

[TEXASbubbaJ]

this is me and my bot in 2 years

[afranz112]

3:11 - 3:17 that's what an orgasm sounds like in Texas.

[AgentShaneN]

These two are going to go hump after the video. Fuckin repressed homophobes.

[scrapyscrapyard]

@AgentShaneN funny little tidbit.. this is called a satire.

[mak0tak0]

:O I'm from texas! and this is all true

[KristopherDossey]

Chuck Norris is from Texas! Nough said!!

[IsabellaMichell93]

I love TEEEEEEXXXXXXXAAAAASSS!

'pillow fights are bullshit unless with nude women'

'penises are more acctractive in texas'

[devonpeinado01]

pillow fights are bullshit unless there nude women.'

[BGKx15]

fuck yeah the vaginas r better

[VideoGraphical]

Hell yea. Texas is great.

[Tpeck1032]

these guys need to make another video this shit is hilarious

[southernpride237]

@liltwig20 I may be a new boot but idc I'm enjoying life and havein fun

[liltwig20]

2:00 to 2:06 hilarious



[alberca90]

at 3:11 that guy looks like sid the sloth from the movie, ice age lol

[southernpride237]

I just got out of bootcamp on the 10th an this was the first thing I watched lmao I'm from Texas and everything is true!! Semper Fi brothers!!!

[liltwig20]

@southernpride237 haha you have no say in whats true BOOT!

[nascarhobo838]

love love love this :) some handsome Marines talking about the greatest state in the US!!

[nosrebluccela24]

reason why texas is the best. if the US military split up into states TEXAS would win. hands down no one could beat us.

[mustangprincess94]

lmfaoooo!!!!!:D

[nelson23nelson]

Oklahoma is the greatest you mother fuckers! all thats in texas is steers and queers!!!

[mictoproductions]

@nelson23nelson i live in texas and im not a steer, so i guess im a queer ;)

[DeVstatrOmga]

@nelson23nelson

True Story: Texas took a shit and they called it Oklahoma. And that's how the Oklahoma got its shape, it just came out of Texas that way.

[TEXASbubbaJ]

@DeVstatrOmga FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[katskillcowgirl]

god help us.....and i wondered why my marriage didn't last. fuckin texan...he just had to screw his stepsister....

[katskillcowgirl]

god help us.....and i wondered why my marriage didn't last. fuckin texan...he just had to screw his stepsister....

[katskillcowgirl]

god help us.....and i wondered why my marriage didn't last. fuckin texans.

[14KThatsMyName]

@johnmachiavelli wow your definitely an in the closet homosexual

[ashlynelisabeth243]

Texas -3

[efilsnotlad]

@osucowboy yes, us down here in Texas don't know two bits bout nuffin. We ain't as edumicated as them city folk my pa calls yanks.

[wassupjg]

sound like dave chappelle's black white supremacist

"anybody's gonna have sex with ma sister it's gonna be me!"

[ElGoDfAtHeRdotcom]

These are god honest truths bout Texas mother fuckers

[PsychologicalExodus]

I live in texas......like one of these is true....

[shibbeler]

"Concrete dries faster in Texas"



[lilthroat]

lemme tell ya cactusus's are more cactusy, woods more woodsy, deserts more deserty, wind more windy, sun more sunny, moon more moony, God more Godly, electricity more electric, oil more oily, ur moneys worth more here, ur kids will grow more here, ur ass looks better here, and every fukin pair of fukin tits is fake, and its great, AMEN!!!

[jafontenot]

@lilthroat AMEN brother cousin

[dwmoore13]

im pretty sure i am responsible for about 100,000 of the views on this video haha i love it!!

[HannahCathryn30]

OU SOONERS BITCHES!!!! ;)

[HannahCathryn30]

Wow.. tools...

[zakk2737]

fuckin texas!

[douboymkIII]

only steers and queers come from texas.

and this guy sure dont look like a steer

[theaceyt]

@douboymkIII your a fuckin dumbass go fuck yourself in the ass, ur just jealous of our huge juicy dicks... most of our soldiers come from texas so good luck fighting without half the military u fuckin cum dumpster

[ho11owd3th]

@douboymkIII...fucking original man...fail

[mrahmatian24]

THESE GUYS KILLED OSAMA! TEXAS MARINES KILLED OSAMA!

[noblebears1996]

@mrahmatian24 It was actually Navy Seals

[Loraxcoffee]

@mrahmatian24 NAVY SEALS KILLED OSAMA SORRY

[MattMal12]

YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS NO OSAMA IN TEXAS? BECAUSE WE KILLED EM. FUCKEN TEXAS

[proudmexican111]

@osucowboy1234

excuse the fuck out of me but......they really don't....... cant argue with you there

[maaaaci]

so happy to be a texan~

[DRailhead]

Burgers are bigger, hotdogs are longer. Fucking TEXAS!!!!!

[FUCKINSIDEWAYS]

LMAO!! love it. im from texas

[fracture041287]

81 people arent from texas

[JerradWilliam]

Idk what it is but 0:53 just makes me too damn happy :D

[braman22]

I love how many people take this video seriously and get butt hurt. But, truth be told, Texas is the best state.

[2010kpatterson]

says the ignorant homo who has the arm of another homo's arm around his shoulder... go fuck yourself you homophonic cock lickers

[whouston8]

@2010kpatterson what? U MAD?

[sacosta97]

highest capitol punishment state FUCKIN TEXAS!!! allowed to carry guns FUCKIN TEXAS!!! shoot any motherfucker not welcomed in your house FUCKIN TEXAS!!! best state in the nation FUCKIN TEXAS!!!

[bayber13]

Texas and Marines, so perfect!

Sooner be gay then a sooner! <3

[BTWjyd17]

everything's bigger in TEXAS, including our pride.

[MarkyMarkSexpanther]

81 people dont have big bolumpcious penis's

[MarkyMarkSexpanther]

What the fuck yall know Texas is the shit

[zebassist1992]

Yes.

[Atom1794]

last 20 seconds = the excellent enriched education in texas

[TheLdsrules]

This is hella funny.

[SmooveDoctor]

Not everyone is a stereotypical Texan. And yes, there are a lot of Gays in Austin. In fact there's a convention for it, because we don't want to kick people out because of their sexuality

[mikul32]

This is the problem with texans.. they think they are so great at everything. Truth is yall are just so traditional and brainwashed from all the texas shit.

By the way there are GAYS in Texas.. Austin has the most gays per capita in the United States..

[captainAmerika701]

@mikul32 theyre kidding you fucktard lol

[cronicis32]

san francisco?

[mikul32]

@cronicis32 no San Francisco is just where they happen to have the marriages

[kstick69]

I enjoy how many people seem to think they truly are from Texas.

[Willifordga]

UNITED STATES OF TEXAS!!!!!! TEXAS!!!!!

[hpscots34]

you make a good argument sir, this "Texas" of yours sounds like a fine place to live. I'm packing up my things and moving out there now.

[Mrmcdrumlover94]

The Valley...REPRESENT!

[profyt210]

kuntry ass corn bread rednecks this da reason erbody think we just kuntry shit but atleast they hold it down haha........TEXAS REPRESENT!!

[TheGoldfather]

@profyt210 nah... people think ur "kuntry" cause of the way you type

[profyt210]

@TheGoldfather not kuntry southern slang nigga

[makavelilivz]

sooner be gay than be a sooner

[backatchalol]

only steers and queers come from texas. and you dont look like no steer to me so looks like i narrowed it down for ya

[spoots22]

@backatchalol your probably from california where all the faggots are in the united states!!

[backatchalol]

@spoots22 i am from cali lol, and i was just rephrasing what was said in Full Metal Jacket calm ur ass down, everyone knows they dont allow gays in the marine corps haha Semper Fi. fags are from canada and Washington D.C get it straight.

[TwilightSparke]

@backatchalol Get that dick outta your mouth please. Anyway, this is true. We send the queers west and the steers north to be made into burgers.. keep all the normal folk or Humans in Texas.

[backatchalol]

@TwilightSparke Haha you from the island or camp pet?

[jagpaw28]

Oh, they're definitely fucking

[getalifeplz210]

Oklahoma is just the hat of Texas.

[stolski21]

One of the greatest videos ever! God Bless Texas and our fuckin Marines! And Fuck you god damn hating pieces of shits who are talkin down on Texans and Marines, I would love to see you in their shoes.

[thepublicenemy10]

Dallas fortworth what's up

[powerstroketexas]

Texas needs to be its own country

[astrosfan2011]

If you don't like Texas you can kiss my country ass!

[TheJdp2010]

Weed is stronger... LSD trips harder... Hoes get drunk faster... More kids get beat... Koolaid is better... Tons of illegal immigrants... And everything is bigger in TEXAS!!!

[ChaseBradford]

TEXAS IS THE GREATEST STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! IF YOU DONT THINK SO THEN FUCK YOU

[lCENSOREDI]

It even says "to be taken with a grain of salt". It's an act, and they're hilarious, people. I miss my Texas!

[dunnmd09]

TFM

[canUspelitout4me]

...

you fucking filthy brutes are the scum of my state.

[SBK0311]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEXAS

[canUspelitout4me]

"very attractive penises in Texas"

[laooren55]

maybe you should learn how to speak english, not sayin, i'm just sayin. rednecks.

[xr3verendx]

lol this shit is hilarous funny and i'm not liking those first two comments..

[SlimmTexas]

Gay as Fuck....

[77Clintobean77]

This needs more views!

[USpatriot60]

FUCKING TEXAS! I'm in Houston and he is definaty right about we don't want none of them damn illegals. The pussy does taste better in Texas too!

[xtmjustin]

I'm hispanic do you guys have a problem with that?

[hoodslider807]

@xtmjustin yep

[irishparade]

this shit is hilarious....im from North Carolina but i know quite a few Texans and damn it i love Texas lol

[bark298]

These guys are dicks and thats why most football players from texas go to other states cause the longhorns SUCKS

[kstick69]

@bark298 They are from Wisconsin. The point here is people from Texas are generally found to be less "enjoyable" than people who aren't pretentious.

[pigreaper27]

the last minute sucked

[axs017]

Love my fuckin texans get em boys ,\_/

[stb2223]

wow texas finest

[BOXXYinHD]

well, these hicks make us look bad.



[EaZyE2321]

Holy shit matt damon is texan!