I dare anyone believe in the spaghetti monster.What makes him true ,prove it,What makes your God right .If science can`t prove it then I want no part of your God .Tell me what the spaghetti monster does about pain and suffering .What about all those contradictions of him being omnipresent Prove it.
@chach238 how dare you insult a religion and the loving FSM? You of all people should know not to belittle someone's religion. Your god is certainly not more valid or real than FSM.
@chach238 What the f*ck is wrong with you stupid fanatic Christians? NO religion in the world (except for FSM of course ^^) is believable in any way! It's so adorable to see all those naive morons who dedicate their entire lives to a fictive old man in the sky who impregnated a virgin just to let his son be killed by some pissed jews xD
@Kansasforlife His son was also a resurrecting gay zombie, considering the fact he was always having secret meetings with 12 sailors (ok fishermen, potato, potahto) - no girls allowed!
AN EUCH UNGLÄUBIGE : Wer es weiterhin wagt, das heilige Fliegende Spaghetti Monster zu verunglimpfen, in den Dreck zu ziehen oder sonstige abfällige Bemerkungen über unsere Heiligkeit verliert :
Wir werden euch mit Spaghetti und Sugo beschiessen.... Wir geben niemals auf..
Wir werden immer Pasta essen, ihr ungläubigen Anders-Fresser...
Nehmt euch vor unserer Spaghetti Rache in Acht !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And also for those of you that believe the fsm and think Jesus is nothing against it well, stop insulting our religion. We can beleive in God,because its more beleivable than a Flying Spaghetti Monster. God is my savior. God is my inspiration. He is my lord.
No offence guys but you'r religion actually HAS something to insult. Honestly? A Flying Spaghetti Monster? It sounds like a two year old made the religion.
Goin' up to the flyin' spaghetti monster in the sky That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and lay my Internets to rest Gonna be with that monster that's the best Never been a troller I never trolled I got a friend in raptor Jesus So you know that when I die He's gonna set me up with That monster in the sky Flyin' Spaghetti Monster in the sky That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and lay my internets to rest I'm goin' to that Monster that's the best
think of it this way: if random people are able to make live spaghetti monsters.. then why the hell would I believe any UFO footage from now on, unless.. THIS IS REAL (so people which believe ufo video's should also believe in spaghetti monster.. common sense)
@DrewLowryProductions Do not be deceived my brother! This is a false sighting as this particular Spaghetti Monster is not flying! His Noodly Appendage flies with great grace and beauty. Peace be to you and to His Noodly Appendage,
This is clearly fake. The real Spaghetti monster would never manifest on a corporate building! It would decent from outer-space next to a pasta factory!
@NoneShaltPass It's even more fun watching them get all pissed off and going on their rants, and then getting ten times more angry when Pastafarians respond that the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves us all. You almost feel sorry for the Christians. Like the way you feel sorry for a little kid getting picked on by their older sibling. Whenever I have a bad day I know I can come to the Flying Spaghetti Monster videos and read the angry comments by Christians and be laughing my ass off in no time! :)
That's NOT FSM. You false prophets KNOW that the antipasto must come first. This is the antipasto. Do not be fooled. Let he who has ears.....eat pasta! We must bury the antipasto in Parmesan or all is lost and the lords of linguini will reign terror and pesto on this earth for 1000 years.
...I actually made up the flying spaghetti monster when I was like, 5 yrs old. You can imagine my disappointment when I found out someone had already invented it.
you fools its not the real almight flying spaghetti monster.because it is not ''flying'' in the video.the monster in this video is a common spaghetti monster
:haha: nice try, but the one true god is the invisible pink unicorn, pfft!! everybody knows ¬¬.............I TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!! I've seen the light!!!!! ALL HAIL THE FSM XD!!!!!!
God hates atheists but He hates those who mock Him even more! The video on my channel proves once and for all using the SCIENTIFIC METHOD that Jesus and dinosaurs are real.
my parents will be pissed. they threw their lot in with the christians a long time ago. and now we have proof that we are right and they are wrong. haha.
@marfg12345 then we shall use our blind ignorance and kill all the non believers, have no fear my brother as the 10billion old holy cookbook teaches, in the books of cooking with the flying spaghetti monster that he will return "and we will all be touched by his noodly appendage" - chapter 4 : lasagne
A final example of the inconsistency&fallacy of your perspective relating to the illogical insistence that a historical event (miraculous or otherwise) is incredible and potentially unverifiable unless it can be subjected to scientific inquiry, hypothesis formulation and repeatability. Let's take for example the big bang; Please tell us:When was the last time an empirically tested staged explosion led to even greater complexity, order and spontaneous, diverse biological, sentient organisms
@shieldsff The Big Bang theory is not an explosion. It was a quantum gravitational singularity containing all constituent parts of the universe including space and time. The term Big Bang was coined by Fred Hoyle as a derogatory label intended to focus criticism on a theory that refuted his beloved Steady State model. What caused the initial inflationary period, and why the quantum super-force froze out into the particular balance of physical constants we observe is still under study.
@jesusdinosaurs Get out from here! I serve FSM from the bottom of my heart and He truly has touched me with his noodly appendage. You should repent and begin to serve the One True God, Flying Spaghetti Monster. Repent now and He'll save your soul from eternal warm beer.
Ok just to be sure,no arguments, if the fsm was real why would he put people on the earth that dont give a crap about him,or that people worship someone else even though they dont "exist"??
you should all be ashamed of yourself! the flying spaghetti monster is fake! Jesus is real and he loves us all! you still have a chance to be a son of Jesus. trust me you do not want to go to hell!!!!!!!!!
@shatukiki My bad, I totally skipped the line where you said "now, leaving my mentally retardation aside..." I'm not really a pastafarian, but I fucking love linguini.
"""" THAT'S where you find the teachings of the FSM. Also""""
1. there are no teachings of the FSM.
2. there are no eyewitnesses of his appearances
3. there are no antagonistic reporters, that albeit reluctantly, verify his existence and his miraculous works.
4. there are all of the above in Jesus
5. there is a hell that starts now and continues for all of you once the buble bursts and you run out of money to distract you from your inner poverty/emptiness/death.
There is more evidence of the spaghetti monster than there is for dinosaurs. Since all the evidence for dinosaurs has been faked then the no evidence of spaghetti monster is actually more. Plastic bones in a museum is not evidence of dinosaurs and one random bone found underground does not make proof of a dinosaur either
And then the Flying Spaghetti Monster did sigh, for His Child Dee Dee did occasionally take it upon herself to embellish, and He laughed a jiggly laugh, for it was not He who specified the darkness of the chocolate in the dessert, nor that it be chocolate at all. He did tickle Dee Dee with his Appendages, and she did promise to confess to all that Our Lord Glob doth approve all sweet desserts, as long as the True Believer hath wasted not the Holy Meal.
Shame on you blasphemers! FSM is our God. Our religion is a serious thing. Numbers of new believers join us every day. We love you all and have great respect for any religion, but we won’t accept any kind of insult directed to our God anymore. Indeed you’ll never hear from us awful things like: jesus=giant scrotum allah=ovary/testicle yahweh=mixing of toxic waste with Chuck Norris's leftovers buddha=crap brahma=gay any further god has a French baguette up his @ So please stop blaspheming now!
Wooooooooooow.
ZOM8IES 4 days ago
More proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster than there is of the christian god.
R'amen
meaty988 5 days ago
He boiled for your sins, never forget.
R'amen.
MrThomPS3 6 days ago
Touched by his noodley appendage.
RAmen.
SuperFlameRing 1 week ago 2
ich like
jcmets1 2 weeks ago
There is a logical argument for the flying spaghetti monster: /watch?v=vLVcfScjRMo
MrTrevorsChannel 2 weeks ago
I was an atheist, until I knew about the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Source90000 2 weeks ago
FLYNG SPAGHETTI MONSTER EVRY ONE GET YOUR DORKS AND KNIVES
Andresbykov 2 weeks ago
I have converted from deism to pastafarianism. Oh all mighty lord please spare me
TheCaptainjuicy 2 weeks ago
is a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER-----!!!
a RAMEN. !!
Bram7Lawliet 3 weeks ago
Oh great ghetti! I knew you would show yourself, unlike this so called "God!"
iReviewMMO 3 weeks ago
i don't know why but i whant to kill it
MultiDakman 3 weeks ago
That's making me hungry. PLEASE forgive me FSM for I have pastinned!
xArchAngeL01x 3 weeks ago
Then I saw His face. Now I'm a believer. I couldn't leave pasta if I tried.
RAmen.
fushigiotoko 3 weeks ago
우와 스파게티님이다~~~라멘♥
Wow It's FSM~~~RAmen♥
yoons0103 1 month ago
Aaaaahhh I don't believe it! He is real! *worships*
MrTamailash 1 month ago
Germans are ruining the world
asdfxcxv 1 month ago
This is CTHULHU idiots.
Metalicalypse 1 month ago
@adam78180 fsm is just a friggin' pile of crap that anyone can pwn.
TheNightFurryRocks 1 month ago
OMG HE IS REAL! FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS! I WILL EAT PASTA EVERYDAY!
GalaxyDragon 1 month ago 4
FUCK HINDUISM !
THIS IS MY NEW RELIGION ............DEAR FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR.
RAMEN.
Nakul398 1 month ago 18
@Nakul398 RAMEN!
SergioSource 1 month ago
@Nakul398 RAMEN!
SergioSource 1 month ago
I dare anyone believe in the spaghetti monster.What makes him true ,prove it,What makes your God right .If science can`t prove it then I want no part of your God .Tell me what the spaghetti monster does about pain and suffering .What about all those contradictions of him being omnipresent Prove it.
MyBali2011 1 month ago
@MyBali2011 instead of I it was suppose to say . how
MyBali2011 1 month ago
@MyBali2011 What god do you worship? Seriously?
edcellwarrior 1 month ago
I am Italian, and i think you don't have to worry abou it anymore. I ****ing ATE IT! D:
DavyITA 1 month ago
RAmen
JacksonKovacs 1 month ago
I SEE THE LORD!!! Lmao!
adam78180 1 month ago
Let his noodly appendages touch upon your soul
ChrisAndLiam24 1 month ago
His noodliness was boiled for our sins!
DKDamilos 2 months ago
@DKDamilos lol That is funny! :D
adam78180 1 month ago
@chach238 how dare you insult a religion and the loving FSM? You of all people should know not to belittle someone's religion. Your god is certainly not more valid or real than FSM.
pedrocantina 2 months ago
@chach238 What the f*ck is wrong with you stupid fanatic Christians? NO religion in the world (except for FSM of course ^^) is believable in any way! It's so adorable to see all those naive morons who dedicate their entire lives to a fictive old man in the sky who impregnated a virgin just to let his son be killed by some pissed jews xD
Kansasforlife 2 months ago
@Kansasforlife His son was also a resurrecting gay zombie, considering the fact he was always having secret meetings with 12 sailors (ok fishermen, potato, potahto) - no girls allowed!
DKDamilos 2 months ago
AN EUCH UNGLÄUBIGE : Wer es weiterhin wagt, das heilige Fliegende Spaghetti Monster zu verunglimpfen, in den Dreck zu ziehen oder sonstige abfällige Bemerkungen über unsere Heiligkeit verliert :
Wir werden euch mit Spaghetti und Sugo beschiessen.... Wir geben niemals auf..
Wir werden immer Pasta essen, ihr ungläubigen Anders-Fresser...
Nehmt euch vor unserer Spaghetti Rache in Acht !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheHyenaKing 2 months ago
lol i reamember this thats a floating baloon when it was my birthday we whent there to see it
naruto567sasuke 2 months ago
Ok but some people take this too seriouly
chach238 2 months ago
@chach238 Its a joke dammit
yuanhui3344 2 months ago
We are all his creatures, we've all been touched by his noodly appendage.
Mrsexypants1988 2 months ago
And also for those of you that believe the fsm and think Jesus is nothing against it well, stop insulting our religion. We can beleive in God,because its more beleivable than a Flying Spaghetti Monster. God is my savior. God is my inspiration. He is my lord.
chach238 2 months ago
@chach238 Aww, that's cute. Your primitive reasoning and dedication to tradition is... inspiring.
Mrsexypants1988 2 months ago
@chach238 FSM would kick Jesus's ASS man!
adam78180 1 month ago
No offence guys but you'r religion actually HAS something to insult. Honestly? A Flying Spaghetti Monster? It sounds like a two year old made the religion.
chach238 2 months ago
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""space tea pot""
An material object cannot be God , which includes the FSM.
1. There is no teaching connected with that object to say that it is a manifestation of God
2. God must be other than matter in order to create all matter.
3. There is one God but many teachings about God. Let us examine the teaching of the tea pot. So far u have nothing to examine, including the FSM.
4. "you disgust me!" reveals that your beliefs are more motivated by preference than evidence and logic.
j919or 2 months ago
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!
He was boiled for our sins!!
94Resistance 2 months ago 4
Pastahu Akhbar!
sooperfukker 2 months ago
AWWW PRAISE THA LAOOWD!!!!!!
volound 2 months ago
jjdebenedettojr 2 months ago
seems legit !
8lack5ky 2 months ago
how did I get here from Minecraft videos?
Crelus26 3 months ago 4
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R'amen.
Naaggg33 3 months ago
OMFSM
NavisDimintas 3 months ago 2
Flying Spaghetti Monster Hu Ekber
ThrillaInManila069 3 months ago
How many atheists realized how wrong they have been after they saw this video proving the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
paramonov1984 3 months ago 41
So Germany is the Holy Land where all Pastafarians of the world go on pilgrimage?
paramonov1984 3 months ago 2
FAKE ! this is computer generated ! Ceiling Cat is the TRUE god !!
zecle 3 months ago
HEY GIVE ME MY BALLS BACK YOU FLYING SHIT!
RaymondHernandezFPS 3 months ago
I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!
PedzProductions 3 months ago 5
dahshdadajsd spaghetti monster aka dahshdadajsd ラーメンmonster
mrpoppers321 3 months ago
ラーメン
Mr13445 3 months ago
R'amen.
jessicaakzo 3 months ago
OH HAIL TO THE GREATLY NOODLENESS :D
Bananaise 4 months ago 3
PRAISE HIM!
DESTROY THE FAKE GOD AND PRAIS TO PASTA!
Stipi2007 4 months ago 2
Thanks to this video random people keep talking to me!! Knock it off!!!
Beybladelord999 4 months ago
i believe
johnnymexica 4 months ago
The one true FSM sect is Pasta-Straint
Trashcansam123 4 months ago
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THE ONE TRUE GOD!
Ektherion00 4 months ago
This has strenghtened my faith.
Proud to be a Pastafarian!
Pastalleluhja!
RAmen
Purin12333 4 months ago 5
This is undeniable proof FSM is real...
weswii 4 months ago 5
More proof then the Christian God.
Juillardl 4 months ago
think of it this way: if random people are able to make live spaghetti monsters.. then why the hell would I believe any UFO footage from now on, unless.. THIS IS REAL (so people which believe ufo video's should also believe in spaghetti monster.. common sense)
chi6075 4 months ago
At least our god shows himself...
DrewLowryProductions 4 months ago 4
@DrewLowryProductions Do not be deceived my brother! This is a false sighting as this particular Spaghetti Monster is not flying! His Noodly Appendage flies with great grace and beauty. Peace be to you and to His Noodly Appendage,
R'amen
laithinator3000 4 months ago
In Soviet Russia, FSM eat you!
ilikebigbutts2295 4 months ago 2
Our lord has returned!!!! Al non believers will cry for fresh beer and std free stripers!!!
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youneekk 4 months ago
This is clearly fake. The real Spaghetti monster would never manifest on a corporate building! It would decent from outer-space next to a pasta factory!
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We have been visited by his noodliness! r'amen!
acuriousaffair 4 months ago
It's funny watching the Christians taking this seriously.
NoneShaltPass 4 months ago
@NoneShaltPass It's even more fun watching them get all pissed off and going on their rants, and then getting ten times more angry when Pastafarians respond that the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves us all. You almost feel sorry for the Christians. Like the way you feel sorry for a little kid getting picked on by their older sibling. Whenever I have a bad day I know I can come to the Flying Spaghetti Monster videos and read the angry comments by Christians and be laughing my ass off in no time! :)
JandBMan312 4 months ago
Yay finally retarded pissed off atheists aren't arguing to me anymore! :) *next one who does......you'll find out*
Beybladelord999 5 months ago
@Beybladelord999 You're an idiot. Stop trolling and get a life. Brainwashed, retarded christian.
devilledevil98 4 months ago
@Beybladelord999 Nobody here is atheist we all belive in the the might and power of our saviour our holyness the flying spagetthi monster!
Ramen
Raffix394 4 months ago
That's NOT FSM. You false prophets KNOW that the antipasto must come first. This is the antipasto. Do not be fooled. Let he who has ears.....eat pasta! We must bury the antipasto in Parmesan or all is lost and the lords of linguini will reign terror and pesto on this earth for 1000 years.
sweetmonkeylove1 5 months ago 71
@sweetmonkeylove1 this is the tastiest religion I've ever participated in :D
bogdan1231 4 months ago
@sweetmonkeylove1 You are my new philosophical hero for ever and ever and ever and ever!!!!!!Bless you child!
351cleavland 2 months ago
Why didnt my hair turn grey when I saw his face?
Darthreloy 5 months ago
...I actually made up the flying spaghetti monster when I was like, 5 yrs old. You can imagine my disappointment when I found out someone had already invented it.
Gipshaw 5 months ago
Nice fail affter effects, Obey Eesa's guidance! Choose either real or imaginal! you must pick one!!!
Eesa condemns FSM!
(arc rise fantasia) lol
AquaXranoX 5 months ago
I can feel his touch upon me
404BYTE 5 months ago
Is it 3D model or animatronic figure? Where, in what city, did you find the FSM?
Scorpionwacom 5 months ago
PASTAFARI!!!
heywhatSUB 5 months ago
HAHA EPISCH! Das mag mir so :'D
cantgetme92 5 months ago
R'amen!
DevilLikeDonuts 5 months ago
Mohammed und Jesus sind lügner und ihre Jünger verbreiten nur Blasphemie!
DAS VIDEO IST DER BEWEIS!
DER WAHRE GOTT IST IN ERSCHEINUNG GETRETEN!
R*AMEN!! xD
AzureSprite 5 months ago
you fools its not the real almight flying spaghetti monster.because it is not ''flying'' in the video.the monster in this video is a common spaghetti monster
biterness2323 5 months ago 96
:haha: nice try, but the one true god is the invisible pink unicorn, pfft!! everybody knows ¬¬.............I TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!! I've seen the light!!!!! ALL HAIL THE FSM XD!!!!!!
freiheitsalv 5 months ago
Bow down to the almighty FSM.
He boiled for your sins.
MrWafflehouse99 5 months ago 3
Surree thats soo animated! :(
MsShawnthesheep 6 months ago
@MsShawnthesheep
No shit Sherlock!!!
Neomex000 5 months ago 8
@MsShawnthesheep Yay! Brownie points for you.
mscubana 5 months ago
@MsShawnthesheep I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Nintendude99 5 months ago
:O Nuff said.
cutelucylulu 6 months ago
DAS ist der Beweis, dass Das Evangelium des Fliegenden Spaghettimonsters WAHR ist ! Alle anderen sind UNGLÄUBIGE! Ramen!
I2thavo 6 months ago
God hates atheists but He hates those who mock Him even more! The video on my channel proves once and for all using the SCIENTIFIC METHOD that Jesus and dinosaurs are real.
jesusdinosaurs 6 months ago
@jesusdinosaurs Jesus probably loved dinosaurs.
lightdark99 6 months ago 2
@jesusdinosaurs Haha...Its funny because Christians deny science unless it helps their point of view......
KingofTheMafia 5 months ago
Mes frères, L'amour du monstre spagethi volant est infini. Il nous apportera la vie éternel. que le monstre spagethi volant vous bénisse.
onsenfoudunomful 6 months ago
@onsenfoudunomful Sil - te plaît, écris le en anglais... :D
5xUmDieWelt 6 months ago
@5xUmDieWelt Sure: My Brother, the love of the flying spaghetti monster is infinite. He wil give us eternal like. May the FSM bless you. R'amen
onsenfoudunomful 6 months ago
@onsenfoudunomful Thanx
5xUmDieWelt 6 months ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (peace be upon him), is the one true God. Anyone who disagrees should be beheaded. FSM Hu Akbar!!! ;)
Iamthegreatification 6 months ago
@Iamthegreatification, RA'men
AstroWaldo 6 months ago
i'm gonna create a church for this, all hail FSM
st3v0011 6 months ago
your stupid if you don't beleive in the flying spaghetti monster almost as stupid as..... CHRISTIANS!!
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
my parents will be pissed. they threw their lot in with the christians a long time ago. and now we have proof that we are right and they are wrong. haha.
MrBrenius 6 months ago
in the name of spaghetti, meatballs and the sauce
we prais your holly noodliness
you boiled for our sins
may both of your meatballs guide us to the holly sauce land
marfg12345 6 months ago
@marfg12345 . lol win.
kharnvelzyghur 6 months ago
people, brothers, believers
i heard a terrible thing coming from some people
they said... they..sad THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER AIN'T REAL!?
marfg12345 6 months ago
@marfg12345 then we shall use our blind ignorance and kill all the non believers, have no fear my brother as the 10billion old holy cookbook teaches, in the books of cooking with the flying spaghetti monster that he will return "and we will all be touched by his noodly appendage" - chapter 4 : lasagne
godieinafirenow 6 months ago
@godieinafirenow yes, we definitely need to kill all that think our religion is not the right one!!!!!!!!!
lol
i know my religion is the ultimate truth because it sais so in that 10 billion years old holy cookbook!
marfg12345 6 months ago
I seen him/her/it downtown once.
PSUGmonn 6 months ago
jews created chrisianity to corrupt it
killuminati.isgreat.org /zion,html
PoliticalBoondocks 6 months ago
A final example of the inconsistency&fallacy of your perspective relating to the illogical insistence that a historical event (miraculous or otherwise) is incredible and potentially unverifiable unless it can be subjected to scientific inquiry, hypothesis formulation and repeatability. Let's take for example the big bang; Please tell us:When was the last time an empirically tested staged explosion led to even greater complexity, order and spontaneous, diverse biological, sentient organisms
shieldsff 6 months ago
@shieldsff The Big Bang Theroy is about the expansion of space-time and the formation of the 4 forces.
gregrutz 6 months ago
@shieldsff The Big Bang theory is not an explosion. It was a quantum gravitational singularity containing all constituent parts of the universe including space and time. The term Big Bang was coined by Fred Hoyle as a derogatory label intended to focus criticism on a theory that refuted his beloved Steady State model. What caused the initial inflationary period, and why the quantum super-force froze out into the particular balance of physical constants we observe is still under study.
EpochalNight 6 months ago
Dance with Hurricane Irene and watch The Flying Spaghetti Monster scratch hardcore !
watch?v=tPsA0rqHafM
@all - enjoy!
TrancedAnts 6 months ago
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TrancedAnts 6 months ago
ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GLORY OF THE MIGHTY SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
howlingwolf8 6 months ago
Flying Spaguetti Monster is the only real god!
Kamyu03 6 months ago
@Kamyu03 RAmen!
Leivonmies 6 months ago
This is NOT a True God. The video on my channel PROVES once and for all who the One True God is. Repent! Repent before it is too late!
jesusdinosaurs 6 months ago
@jesusdinosaurs Get out from here! I serve FSM from the bottom of my heart and He truly has touched me with his noodly appendage. You should repent and begin to serve the One True God, Flying Spaghetti Monster. Repent now and He'll save your soul from eternal warm beer.
Leivonmies 6 months ago
@jesusdinosaurs You're right! Repent of the real god, the Flying Pink Unicorn will condemn you to his field of lilacs for all eternity!!!
roont 6 months ago
I think u need to learn how to edit pic : )
mingfai24 6 months ago
@Z0mbeSlayer yea and youll die in an oven at 360* forever! XD lmfao!
Beybladelord999 6 months ago
Es ist immer und da. Ramen.
Puscherclub 6 months ago
oh glorious Spaghetti monster, we are not worthy!
baihbalm 6 months ago 2
fake
newfagscanttrif0rce 6 months ago
Behold, our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
alvaropedo 6 months ago
hold on 1 sec i'll go get the raguo sauce
xxifishix 6 months ago
and if this vid was real IT WOULD'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE NEWS
Beybladelord999 7 months ago
@Beybladelord999 Did that really need to be stated? I mean, honestly?
NoNameWorks420 6 months ago
@Beybladelord999 Bow down to the flying spaghetti monster or you will boil forever in a pot of noodle water.
Z0mbeSlayer 6 months ago
you can see the wire rofl
mdpltr 7 months ago
That's what I thought...
Beybladelord999 7 months ago
Ok just to be sure,no arguments, if the fsm was real why would he put people on the earth that dont give a crap about him,or that people worship someone else even though they dont "exist"??
Beybladelord999 7 months ago
@Beybladelord999 YOU MEAN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISN'T REAL?!!
JandBMan312 6 months ago
This is so awesome lololol.
gothicasuwung 7 months ago
you should all be ashamed of yourself! the flying spaghetti monster is fake! Jesus is real and he loves us all! you still have a chance to be a son of Jesus. trust me you do not want to go to hell!!!!!!!!!
now,leaving my mentally retardation aside....
BE RATIONAL!
shatukiki 7 months ago
@shatukiki Jesus and rationality don't mix. You FOOL you have yet to be touched by FSM's noodley appendage.
mscubana 7 months ago 3
@mscubana
apperentley pastafarian's dont understand jokes. or maybe im just not funny.... Fuck my life!
shatukiki 7 months ago
@shatukiki My bad, I totally skipped the line where you said "now, leaving my mentally retardation aside..." I'm not really a pastafarian, but I fucking love linguini.
mscubana 7 months ago
@mscubana
wtf? how did u answer so fast?! the FSM is real! he want's his believers to be together and embrace him!
shatukiki 7 months ago
@shatukiki I am one with His Noodliness. His noodley appendage allows me to answer with haste. Ramen.
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youneekk 7 months ago
FORK THOSE WHO INSULT THE GREAT NOODLEY ONE!
Heimdall58 7 months ago
Jaja, hab für Freitag schon einen Tisch beim Italiener reserviert. RAmen
insilein 7 months ago
FSM is a God peace anyone who insults him will be hacked to pieces.
NielsShoe 7 months ago
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"""" THAT'S where you find the teachings of the FSM. Also""""
1. there are no teachings of the FSM.
2. there are no eyewitnesses of his appearances
3. there are no antagonistic reporters, that albeit reluctantly, verify his existence and his miraculous works.
4. there are all of the above in Jesus
5. there is a hell that starts now and continues for all of you once the buble bursts and you run out of money to distract you from your inner poverty/emptiness/death.
j919or 7 months ago
There is more evidence of the spaghetti monster than there is for dinosaurs. Since all the evidence for dinosaurs has been faked then the no evidence of spaghetti monster is actually more. Plastic bones in a museum is not evidence of dinosaurs and one random bone found underground does not make proof of a dinosaur either
mustaffa1611 7 months ago
And then the Flying Spaghetti Monster did sigh, for His Child Dee Dee did occasionally take it upon herself to embellish, and He laughed a jiggly laugh, for it was not He who specified the darkness of the chocolate in the dessert, nor that it be chocolate at all. He did tickle Dee Dee with his Appendages, and she did promise to confess to all that Our Lord Glob doth approve all sweet desserts, as long as the True Believer hath wasted not the Holy Meal.
RAmen
GhostOfAStranger1 7 months ago
START TO PRAYING TO PASTAS NOW !
Hommerhart 7 months ago
deutschland wurde von seiner nudelischkeit berührt
MaxikingNimero 7 months ago
fatblackduke 7 months ago
it looks like a giant scrotum
estupefob 7 months ago
I like the bit when OUR GREAT NOODLEY ONE appears - he's everything I look for in a divine power . Plus he's really tasty .
Kraks74 7 months ago
Noodle Noodle Noodle, He made us out of wheat
Oh Noodle Noodle Noodle, your noodles we shall eat! Hey!
One more time...Ooooooh Noodle Noodle Noodle....
xGHOSTR1DAx 7 months ago
Pastalujah!
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youneekk 7 months ago
You see now. This is the only religion that actually has proof.
nge1301 7 months ago 126