Patton Oswalt Standup - Comedians of Comedy Tour 2006

[mikelitwin78]

What word is cut out at 1:39? What is "bullshit"? "No such thing" as what?

[geekynerdenhoffer]

poor guy's schtick is a bit hater.

[rainelionheart]

I've heard an MP3 of this story before, but can't remember where from (it was some album or bootleg). Any help would be greatly appreciated (insert_smiley). lataerezwolfstrom AT yahoo.ca

[joest23]

Patton Oswald is an amazing comedian. If you like his work, you NEED to check out Lewis Black's The Root Of All Evil.

[SheKillsMaiBrainzlol]

I live in Roanoke and I've never seen these tranny hillbillies. Maybe all the construction on the parkway scared 'em off :c

[JoyGrenade]

Goddammit, he's the funniest guy around today.

[hcabmellaK]

If anyone knows where online to find Patton Oswalt's bit about a lounge entertainer singing "LOVE ON THE ROCKS," please send a message to this YouTube account (hcabmellaK). The bit is so genuinely hilarious.

[lfgalbraith]

I knew he was gonna say Cirque de Solei!! Thats so funny

[BarefootBeggar]

Patton's sexy.

[ltdgtr]

3:18 and on is so true, it's actually sad.

Patton is the shit lol.

[slugworth99]

Roanoke, VA? That's hilarious!

[grebrim]

I don't mean to party poop, but Cirque de Soleil is Canadian.

Nice stad-up, anyway

[graaar]

French Canadian though, so I think he's still technically correct :)

[LtCaptain]

The guy who started it isn't Canadian, he's French. His tent is just in Quebec somewhere.

[tsmitty6]

spot on about cirque de soleil.

[grndlmagic]

LOL! Wet, French, gay and on fire!!! That IS every Cirque show!!

[saygoon11]

i fought fire there. its up in the mtns.

[hitoki1354]

my grandparents live in roanoke, and here's right. Full of trannie's.

[nowhitply]

I have a question: What place is he describing?

[AntoineFTW]

Roanoke, Virginia (tranny hillbillies)

Cirque du Soleil act in Las Vegas, Nevada (gayest thing he's ever seen)

[Meda01]

lol throw rocks at them lol

[RussianAssassin21]

Well that's because these kind of small gigs are where comics try out new material to see what's solid, what needs work, and what to toss out. Any sort of televised special consists almost entirely of material that they have worked on a lot and are confident in.

[residualbill]

Did you ever have to sit in the middle seat on a long car trip or plane ride? Did it make you feel crazy after a while? Well that's how we in the midwest states feel...always.

Or, the midwest is like the middle child. Works so hard but just doesn't get the credit or recognition that its brothers and sisters get. Midwest stops getting straight A's, drops out of school, starts dealing and using meth, killing drifters and starting a human head cabbage patch. All Midwest needed was a little love.:(

[Troosevelt703]

Whats so bad about that? Meth's fantastic and who needs drifters.

[Stillwater100]

"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time." ROFLMFAO.

Patton is the fucking king! This shit is howlingly funny.

[wickkidda]

in the middle when the video messes up what does he say doesn't exist?

[gabara]

The whole red state-blue state dichotomy.

[SteveTharPirate]

Great, salt of the earth butt fucking trannies.

And even if it's a lie, it's a funny joke.

[rickrudd]

Oh Man DUDE!!! all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are "Clearly not hip, cool, and/or trivial enough (to clarify, see all the worthless humans your fellow citizens worship) - is there in fact an 'America' that exists beyond our douchebag city borders???!!!"

You are correct - it IS a funny joke - I am just dismayed at my 6! thumbs down for a less-than harsh comment that merely raised the question of why a little fella like P.O. would pick out Roanoke as his point of ridicule.

[motrelsnops]

rickrudd: all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are ocean

[thedrizzle87]

maybe because patton is from virginia...

[Troosevelt703]

I agree with you very good points but they will far on deaf ears cuz those parties you are speaking about have their heads so far up each others asses they can't smell reallity. Its a cult mentality you know somethings not right about that punch but the cool kids are sucking it down.

[monsieurhassan]

It must've been real mand sto . .. that's a good story, u can't just make it up

[captphun66]

Yeah cause the people here (SWVA) are so pure that there can't be tranny-fags were there are confederate flags?! I think the ones with the confederate flags are the ones in the tranny dresses.

[demonicrubberducky]

So, um, i noticed that there's a flame war going on here, and that the word 'fag' has been used as an obligitory at least eighty-seven thousand times, so i guess i'll stop to say that i'm bi, so I am a fag. Please think about that.

And Patton is an amazing fucking comedian ^_^

[rtanweb]

Yes, you are cock-hungry. So?

[Anon1696]

Bi people don't have fingers; how are you typing?

[BardBombSquad]

awesome!

[Saiteyaa]

"Do you mind if me and my life partner put on tuxedos and kiss and pledge eternal love?"

"Fuck you, faggot!"

"How bout I blow him on a tight rope?"

"AWESOME!"

Patton rules. :)

[porchwhitey]

They're just because they're the mountain people getting rocks thrown at them.

Idiots. Swearing FUCKIN' RULES BITCH

[mrt0990]

swearing fucking rules

[TacticalToast619]

FUCK!

[hoestreicher]

GO PATTON!!!!!!

[Rushrules1974]

hilarious

[IvanStrelnikov]

Henry Rollins discussed this very phenomenon on one of his spoken word albums (hillbilly trannies).

[Veggieman87]

Everything in Cirque de Soleil is wet, and French, and gay, and on fire.

[direwolf42o]

quit cryin bitches. if u dont like cursing go watch a fuckin disney movie

[metallicakixtotalass]

oh like ratatouille? ;)

[loungo420]

yea man thats awesomee wop chink kike heeb

[Ashkeeper]

Cirque de SoGAY

[wallypalooza]

patton oswalt is fucking hilarious when your drunk lol

[tigermoth]

patton oswalt is the best!

[747267B]

fuck yea man woooo <3333

[Pudges88]

What the heck what is up with all the swearing? This could be sooooo funny with out it. Dude get over the F word. So dumb

[cntrle]

I think you are the one who needs to get over the "F" word as you put it.

There is no such thing as a 'bad' word. Its just that... a word. if you are an adult, something tells me you can figure that out and get over your phobia of 'words' (which btw is Logophobia)

peace, fucker

[tiger3943]

i completely agree cntrle. ive always said there are no bad words... they're just fuckin words. (this is for pudges) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER TITS FART TURD AND TWAT lol!!!

[Dihydrousoxide]

Pudges isn't offended by the swearing, he's just pointing out that it isn't really necessary and his act can still be very funny without it.

In fact most of this clip has him not swearing so I guess Pudges might have only watched the first part and then complained, pity.

There's no such thing as a 'bad' word but there is appropriate vocabulary in certain contexts, I'm sure we can all appreciate that.

[0wastedyouth0]

ok bill cosby

[h1d3tor4]

"There is no such thing as 'bad' language. We are adults and these are the words we choose to show frustration and anger..."

-Lewis Black

[singingslayer]

doesnt swearing make you cool tho lol

[singingslayer]

doesnt swearing make you cool tho lol

[SundayTheory]

ummm no. sorry. Profanity, is a way to express yourself. it is also key to comedy. only idiots think there "better" than profanity. it is part of american culture. words like "fuck" are extremely diverse in meaning. you could use it to show fear, anger, even happiness. So, you should stop thinking your better than everyone else, and shut the fuck up.

[h1d3tor4]

I do agree that used in a particular sense their are those who simply cuss to sound forceful, however thier are those who use it in a comedic sense to much avail. Choosing not to use a certain portion of a language is a personal choice and does not in anyway mean that you are better than anyother human on this planet. The mear fact that you are willing to call yourself better than someone you do not know is grounds for others to believe you are actually worse.

[NaveedKoval]

i think you just proved your youth and misdirected confidence in your knowledge by using LOL!!!

[animalmother669]

grow up.

get over the F word? get over geing suck a limp dick pussy

[twoskies]

LMAO!!!

[criticalopinion]

haha

[joynthis]

Look, it's perfectly understandable that some people (e.g. red-state-bathroom-foot-signal­ers) are going to be offended with his insensitive mocking of their love of both mountain men in dresses and family-friendly gay French acrobats.

[AnimalAndy]

Very nice!

[bandersnatch22222]

WTF are people who don't like this man's comedy doing commenting on the vid? why are you watching it? just to complain? are your lives so empty and meaningless that all you have to look forward to after coming home from the late shift at Arbys is posting angry diatribes about how patton oswald sucks?

[Protectobot]

'Late shift at Arby's: LOL that was hilarious. Bobby Lee (Mad TV) and some other comedians say they actually READ the YT comments to their material, so I guess it's good to post if the criticism is honest and hopefully constructive/witty/informative­.

[mbenzsl2000]

i saw him in miami 2006 with Russel peters. Both pretty funny. But I agree. People who cuss too much or think its cool dont realize its annoying and it quickly gets old. WITH THE EXCEPTION of Richard Pryor. He was, is KING of stand up.

[flandersfails]

Not actually funny, too much swearing, too loud, sort of retarded, annoying little bugger; Seinfeld, Dangerfield own him(they don't have to rely on swearing and screaming)

[cyberprunes]

whatever. the cursing wasn't even being used as a comedic tool. Just part of the conversation.

Fucking crybabies.. oooh cursing. Dont you know Fucking is not only a verb its a conjunction, like and or But. Patton is one of the wittier comedians out there. If all you got from it was the fact that he cursed well thats too bad for you.

[fredamis1]

youre gay. seinfeld blows man titties. seriously... who the fuck goes to see seinfelds standup anymore? he's completely lametarded.

[flandersfails]

I hadn't expect much different from someone who thinks Oswalt is funny.

[Bloodyloner]

nothing less than brilliance expected from patton

[jack00008]

I KILLED MEGAMAN

[Ken211]

You son of a bitch!

[SexyandBrown]

I saw it before. It true....a french gaymen dream!

[phatman52]

yo im from the uk, urm this guy dunt really get mentioned over here but he shud cz he is fucking awesome

[EmoBrownie]

hah. i love him. !

:)

[outofstep23x]

Oh man, I was there! Thanks so much for posting this!

[auttiegurlie]

wet and french and gay and on fire. that sounds appealing.

[suthurnmama]

FUNNY AS HELL, THIS GUY

[SteveBrownThePoetry]

patton puts the best spins on anything

[SmartWeirdo]

o.o........that was just...random.....

[timdris40]

how about i blow him on a tightrope?

[Sk8orgie]

why do you guys leave comments without being asked to?

[idefineweird]

why do you ask the question of a lonely middle aged man with severe retardation?

[benitosuave]

ah your stereotypes are priceless.

[theattachments]

that point at the end is so genius.

[LynnieOB]

I LOVE this guy! do any of you guys who post these have patton oswalt effin apocalypse? it was on comedy central shorties watching shorties.

One of the best.

[AhiDiosMio]

"circ de soule is cat nip for old people" lmao

[benitosuave]

pwned

[Ken211]

"Everything in Circ de soule is wet and french and gay and on fire at the same time" ROTFLMAO!!!

[philippides]

Aye, benito, that's sort of how it worked with me reading some of your comments. Touchee.

[indieabby88]

That dudes in dresses bit is super-creepy, like "Deliverance" gone one step further.

[lokrantz321]

That guy is hilarious. you are all gay french red state pro-Bush faggots.

[benitosuave]

actually someone recommended patton oswalt to me and I was so severely disappointed I had to leave a comment.

[ollie1504]

Its ok Im sure jeff foxworthy will release another "you might be a redneck if.." bit you can crack up to.

[benitosuave]

They are equally ridiculous just Patton is more arrogant. Also he is infinitely less funny, which is difficult in comparison to Larry the cable guy.

Nice invention of the word cockfag. It fits in perfectly with the attempts at humor that we just wasted our time with.

[CronusLord]

You're kidding! How could you not think he's funny?

[philippides]

What sort of person is it that goes around youtube findin' shit that he hates, and just ruinin' it for everyone and letting the planet know all about how much he hates stuff? Decent people leave stuff alone when they hate it, just like I would leave you alone if you weren't so loud and opinionated.

[TopSideUp]

its fun =)

[cavemanfredi]

"I suck cocks lol"

 -benitosuave

[benitosuave]

This guy's retarded.

[drumsfightingandstuf]

sorry he's not larry the cable guy cockfag

[HolyBarnacles]

In what way?

[DonMasakoni]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ps: ich versteh nichts >__>

[josh54729]

haha! Patton Oswalt is funny to me!

[xomgitsnaima]

LMAO can we bring our kids! :P

[jimbonumber5]

lmfao i watched this wrecked and nearly pised maself proper stoner story hahaha love this guy.x

[rsol55a]

They can stand together in tuxes all they want, no one's stopping them, just not reason for gov't recognition

[kfi4463]

**Yawns

[triplethreat017]

:| omg how many more times can he swear?

[squirrel007]

um lol?

[squirrel007]

patton oswalt is your father

[mydadandson]

another funny stand-up on you-tube "bob carney" check him out....

[DrePants44]

The owner was NOT kiddin' about the fucked up part.

[deliciouskisses]

LOL "cirque de soleil is catnip for old people..."

[mannster21]

This guy is good! I like the red state rips. He was the video store guy from a 13 year old Seinfeld episode.

[thewaz]

this show was soooo much fun!

[bawz999]

Haha He's amazing!

[ldscheme]

Thank you for posting!! Patton Oswalt is one of the best comedians working today!

[cashdollar]

AWESOME...I heart PATTON'S COMEDY.

[edgarduck]

BAD ass show it seems

[ExtreamElliot]

Dude, that's funny as hell