George Breaks Up With Maura

[TairyGreen89]

That would awesome to have a girlfriend like that. You could say anything you wanted and it wouldn't matter.

[IDRadam]

0:36 wtf reptile?

[superkryp13]

"TURN YOUR KEY MAURA!" lol hahahahaha i love it when George gets upset like that!

[SPQRImperator]

At :53, Crimson Tide reference. lol

[Yobachi2007]

I didn't see this episode, why was George trying to break up with her. Was he not getting any pussy; cause he's playing way out of his league. Seems he should be happy to have her around, even if she is bitch.

If course, unless, he's not getting any pussy, then there's no point.

[eddy67]

she fine

[nWoArmenian4Life]

dammit you missed the part where she goes, "EW Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot!"

[bandet888]

Why would anyone wan't to break up with a good looking woman like that?

[cnh2132]

His last line is priceless.

[Mogh]

... a'right ..

[SovereignStatesman]

Is this the girl who talks to her food?

[7d7e7f7]

This is genius.

[rhcprh]

I wish i had the problem of a girl not wanting to break up with me.

[MrJapaneseboy1111]

@rhcprh LOL you need to play the close/far game

[SovereignStatesman]

@rhcprh

You are INSANE! There's nothing worse than a female stalker.

[goblinob]

is the helium content high??

[lessthanthreemetal]

TURN YOUR KEY

[thefatman69dude]

and that is when u call the cops.....

[kcgrappler]

"Turn your key, Maura, turn your key!!"

[msvisio]

What an irony... Castenza the desperado is breaking up with someone lol ....

[GoRobotGo]

In real life someone who looked like George would hang onto someone who looked like Maura like she was the last female on Earth

[stryfetc]

@GoRobotGo depends on the guy!!...if he's a confident guy or a rich dude!!...he would care less!!...besides the most aesthetically beautiful ones are the ones with the most issues!!

[KillingJoke696]

...no..

[RMena64]

@KillingJoke696 whats that?

[FatElvis]

.............alright.

[assyrianrelief]

LMAO!!!!! poor george!! He never has any luck with the women, even when he's breaking up with them.

[TheStaticage01]

This shit has happened to me-twice! Its not cool at all! When this episode originally aired all I could do is cringe.

[don417]

George has a lava lamp.

[rnzL]

video should named like this: "george tries to break up with maura"

[Antifawarrier79]

lol

To bad you left out a good part..

"Aww mister apple, you have a brown spot" lmao!!!

[dmucci100]

@Antifawarrier79 That's the best part!

[j00ztube]

....... alright...

[psanford421]

I how George has a notebook presenting his case, opens the door to let her out. Such a professional breakup attempt.

[jameswandii]

"Alright."

[kamau329]

No.

Holy shit, I didn't know you could do that.

[clagbetahorn]

She doesn't use the handle of the coffee mug, then uses it at 0:17

[shadowsquidy]

@clagbetahorn thats crazy! lol

[KazukiHTT]

@clagbetahorn Two separate takes :P I love finding those

[clagbetahorn]

anyone notice the coffee mug during his first attempt to break up?

[StandUpForCanada1867]

@clagbetahorn Yeah, but what's so special about it? I watched the first part 5 times, it just looks like a normal white coffee mug!!

[clagbetahorn]

@StandUpForCanada1867 she doesnt use the handle, then uses the handle of the mug in the same motion!

[clagbetahorn]

@StandUpForCanada1867 0:17

[StandUpForCanada1867]

@clagbetahorn OH MAN!!!!  That is so SUBTLE!!! The handle is on the wrong side ... LOL!

Nice catch.

[DevilRebellion]

Though a little unrealistic this situation is and this girl's persoanlity, its just way too hilarious to talk down towards without complimenting it in some form. I just love it!

[eddyiniguez]

Haha "Im sorry George I Cant Do That" = "Im Sorry Dave I cant do that" From 2001 A Space Odyssey, Hal

[macmule]

@eddyiniguez thought the same thing, wonder if it was on purpose

[rockkidmetal]

Is that the same woman from The New Adventures Of Old Christine? The blond one that's one of the moms that hates Christine?

[footytop]

turn your key Maura, TURN YOUR KEY!

[QuackyBear]

She has no upper lip :|

[nukewarfare2]

6 people couldn't turn their keys.

[GenghisWanghis]

"why does it always seem like i am the only one working at this break-up?"

lmao - totally went through that last month, and this is aaalllll i could think about

[bpclips]

the audio is in a higher pitch

[IIBNG76]

@bpclips This was captured from a PAL source. Looks better than NTSC but w/the higher pitched audio.

[NintendoJunky]

I wonder if this would work if you said no to a girl..

[frankvonfrauner]

@NintendoJunky Depends on how much time your local police force has to enforce the restraining order.

[SovereignStatesman]

@NintendoJunky

Yeah she'd get a a restraining-order. Season 9 was so stupid it's pitiful.

[MsCellolad]

@NintendoJunky My dad did that with the woman who became my mom. . .:D

[dovestones]

'What's that?'

[JGEK24]

shes kinda gorgeous

[JW2K3]

lol i love this episode

[Minkki82]

haha it took 11 seconds of this clip to make me laugh

[truestar558]

This Episode is one of the funniest ever lol, I was dying laughing last night

[justcallmepowelly]

I always had that annoyance about jerry and george, the way they turned away beautiful women because of silly little things hahaha

[theQuestion626]

Dude this woman was freakin' sexy! George can be such an idiot sometimes. That's why I love 'em.

[LanceII]

Two words George: Restraining Order.

[marcrockett]

I love how she says no.

[ElaineImSpongeworthy]

shes pretty hot. george get dressd and go get something to eat with her!

[Saubersbox]

MMMAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAA­AAAAAAA

[IdioticTendencies]

I'd love to have a girlfriend like her. She's such an optimist - and settling. Always knows how to get you in a really good mood =). Maura <3.

[bigdickswagger]

Maura? eww wtf names their daughter that name?

[AlexBrasil123123]

@bigdickswagger

yea, you're right......they should check with you first and instead pick a name that YOU would like and approve of. While we're at it, everyone on earth should do only the things YOU like, how bout that?

So, what's YOUR incredibly awesome and hip name??

[bigdickswagger]

@AlexBrasil123123

bigdickswagger, i was named after my father, bigdickswagger who was named after his father biggestdickswaggering

[debit256]

LOL, he agreed to go to dinner with her anyways. George is my fav char.

[distantkc]

She is on New Advent of Old Christine and is really funny.......

[jonasmcrae2]

is she one of the mean mother from the new adventures of new chrstine?

[mrREDBIRDFAN]

Lucky for men that women aren't as shallow as most men.

[nayajhen]

@mrREDBIRDFAN Yea right.

[thesoni]

Short, bald, fat, and no money. Invisible to women. In real life, this guy would never even have a date, let alone breaking up with anyone. You have to love fantasy TV.

[Nabo00o]

@thesoni Not necessarily, its all about personality.

[calalilygirl]

@thesoni A lot of women think he's sexy and he is---very masculine.

[8394147]

The thing about this show is their girlfriends are always hot. I mean, is Maura blind? This show could do better by having George with some realistic women. No one that hot would date a short, fat, bald, angry little spazz like George.

[Drjrecordz]

@8394147

George is hilarious, it's what makes it so great.

[mrbriscoe2001]

@8394147  Maura wasn't that hot either....

[mrbriscoe2001]

Can some angel PLEASE post the Seinfeld episode where George's girlfriend is a state prisoner;specifically,the scene where george explains why it's the perfect relationship and when he sabotages her early release?

[StewieGiliganGriffin]

TURN YOUR KEY MAURA!!! TURN YOUR KEY!!

[soupnazi45]

thats what she said

[morgantown1]

EWW MR. APPLE YOU HAVE A BROWN SPOT

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

hahhaa, I just remembered George's face when she says that

[morgantown1]

its like the same face he makes when the wig maker is in his living room..."I already asked him. He said 'Good, good day.'"

[bobzilla211]

no. we're not breaking up.

[cfamick]

Maura's probably one of the best looking women George dated. I don't know why he was so eager to break up with her.

[DUBSAC]

Maybe because shes a crazy bitch.

[Furnus105]

call the cops

[invisiblejester]

why does it always seem like I'm the only one working at this breakup. lol

[htan]

TURN YOUR KEY MAURA

TURN YOUR KEY!!!

[HellsAngels2001]

0:36 her eyes are fucked look at them when ya pause it

[Roo47]

she is hot why would u break up with her

[Cavelcade]

She's clearly batshit insane.

[Roo47]

yeh but every woman is so may as well get a hot one

[ricochetVendetta]

and a fan of crimson tide

[sonatime]

what is that at 0:35 ?:) her eyes

[andrewtheone7]

ight

[isafany]

lol I hate people like this and its true, they do exist!!

[yashumbala]

Yes. No way in comparison to his or her bluntness but, I(a male) once was acting sort of the same way for a few weeks over the last woman I loved.

[067077]

I love how he just says alright and gives up in the end, lol

[Griobhan]

What's with the cup?

[killthefakes666]

I would have just said "Fuck this!" and left. Forever.

But that wouldn't have been as funny...

[HRVDNT]

This wasn't a comedy show for no reason...

[RABHP]

Ow, my double negatives!

[HellsAngels2001]

giant there is girls like that its like you havent ever had a gf lmao

[HellsAngels2001]

turn your key,maura!!!!

[HellsAngels2001]

i ended this relationship twice..

george you didnt mean that

that was just a 'fight'

[soxsuck25]

TURN YOUR KEY !!!!!!!!!!

[soxsuck25]

There are so many Videos on just George himself..

[chrismcallister2006]

i hate when the girl doesn't want to turn the key

[Ralphsmyczak]

This has to be one of the best costanza situations ever. HAHA.

[absoluteparanoia]

Now Maura is the wife on Breaking Bad

[fede81s]

No, she's not, she is one of the mothers in the school on New adventures of old Christine. The wife on Breaking Bad actually acted in Seinfeld (I just read it now at IMDB :P) but as a Jerry's girlfriend, Amy on "The glasses" episode.

[xxGiantsxx56]

lol gawd if there was ever a girl like dat.....wow it would be...interesting

[SupremeSlider]

Maura got a thing for George.

[siimens73]

blackninja,

Alex Kapp (Horner) as Maura

[zooles]

can women actually do that

[v8supercarstv]

Trust me,

They can.

[VampireMeg88]

makes me wanna try that just to see the guy's reaction lol

[SharksKid]

Interesting facts about this chick playing Maura. She ended up as a regular on Julia Dreyfus' show, new adventures of old Christine. Plus, she dated but broke up with the 6'5" killer Robert Chambers right before he strangled a girl in New York.

[leafyutube]

So much irony in this scene. "Why am I the only one working on this break up?" Haha.

[Vegasoon]

God I think they were doing a parody of Wargames.

[7d7e7f7]

...Alright...

[JokerScars69]

turn your key maura

[stell29]

Anything dealing with George and women on this show was hilarious. He was easily the best part of the show

[chorkybrenner]

Lol, why not just boot her ass out the door??

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

Because George Costanza is a small man with no confidence.

[alec1115]

I couldn't have said it any better.

[jdmifsud14]

@YoutoobHatesRyan "there was shrinkage"

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

@jdmifsud14 LOL.... SIGNIFICANT SHRINKAGE.... He was shortchanged.

[Aft3rMiDn1Ght]

@YoutoobHatesRyan LMFAO "It shrinks? LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!"

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

@Aft3rMiDn1Ght AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!... Oh man.. BEST SHOW EVER.. i still watch the reruns.

[Aft3rMiDn1Ght]

@YoutoobHatesRyan So do I, according to a magazine i read, in 2008 Jerry Seinfeld made residual income of 267 million dollars.. so apparently everyone who watched the show does. It's the type of show you can watch over and over and never gets old :P

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

@Aft3rMiDn1Ght Oh i know... I will be watching these episodes over and over again til the day i die.

[thebileballl]

@YoutoobHatesRyan HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT GEORGE THAT WAY.

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

@thebileballl its just tough love man... George is my favorite tv character of all time.

[HellsAngels2001]

no geroge were not

[blackninja546]

Who is the babe that plays Maura?

[willyrobinson]

anyone know what his excuse was for it this time?

[walikai]

breakups arent mutual LOL

[leafyutube]

Irony

[7d7e7f7]

genius

[cassy55555]

Oh yea the tanned girl!!

[cohctoh871]

turn your key maura!!! TURN YOUR KEY!!! LOL

[Zamolxx]

That was a genius line!

[yes4me]

rofl 5/5

[jepjep07]

The best thing is when he is ending up with 2 girls in the end.

[brianc003]

yeh, wen he says 'it doesn't matter' lol !!!

[newmaniles]

why does it always seem I'm the only one working at this breake-up?

[angelishka]

ptdrrrrr!!!!!!!!

[counterstrikevids]

lol