Cheney Seeks Multimillion Book Deal

[payetteman]

that moon is gonna kill us

[maareyes]

Dominick "Dom" DeLuise (August 1, 1933 May 4, 2009) RIP

[REXROTH61]

i love these guys!!!

[San47di]

These clowns should be on television. They're funnier then Saturday Night Live LOL

[kboss2011]

jackie can't smoke for shit

[denalaurens]

lol  I love these guys!!!

[zeitgeisthero]

i wonder if Dick is going to explain why he didnt send up any fighter jets on Flight 77 that hit the pentagon, when he was the head of Norad ? yeah dick cheney wrote himself in as head of Norad like 3 months before 911. then didnt send any planes up to escort or shoot down flight 77, even thou they knew it was hijacked and both the twin towers were already attacked with planes. and there is no conspiracy ? right. "Sir the plane is 20 miles out, sir the plane is 10 miles out, sir 5 miles".CRASH

[Ranulfpitike]

The majority of fighter jets at his disposal were preoccupied. (I cant remember what atm)

And you know, it might have been that killing those innocent people onboard the plane might have made his conscience bother him.

Doing it for his conscience may not have been a good choice, assuming its for that reason. but give those two a break, the media is Biased as hell praising Obama for doing very little and being a moron already, what more do you want?

[zeitgeisthero]

Majority jets preoccupied ? Do you live in some fantasy dillutional world ? Standard Norad procedure is to send up military jets alone side a commercial plane that goes off course and looses communication. Flight 77 and Flight 93 were the only planes in the sky at the time ! Where else would be more of a priority to send fighter jets, at least maby one !? And the admin/ Fox keep telling us, they kept us safe ? "Give them a break" you say, sorry I dont brush off american deaths so easy.

[zeitgeisthero]

i dont think Bush will be writing a book anytime soon. he's still learning english.

[ZMDELM]

yeah, kinda like Obummer not giving a speech without a teleprompter to tell him what to say.

[zeitgeisthero]

Man this country is in real trouble when people like you are getting their thoughts from Fox new's talking points or any mainstream tel-lie-vision network.

If your comment is supposed to offend me, your comment means nothing to me, im not an Obamanite. He's still a corp. puppet, with a better shpeal and prettier face. If you must know im an non-party independent with republic principles and libertarian philosophy.

[zeitgeisthero]

...but I wouldnt expect you to know what any of those words (independent, republic, liberatarian) really actually mean in a political sence without aid. So go seek it. Learn something, that isnt regurgitated Fixed talking points.

[Ranulfpitike]

at least Bush can talk in complete sentences without a teleprompter.

[MockStoneLLC]

well he can TALK without a telepromter, lets give the liberals the benefit of the doubt.

[Ranulfpitike]

Obama without teleprompter: "I will...um...run this uh...country....uh....to the best....of my ability"

Bush with no teleprompter: "Looks like i'm not runnin' this country anymore folks"

[zeitgeisthero]

"at least Bush can talk in complete sentences without a teleprompter."

sorry but honestly are people this dumb in the world and vote. wow, scary thought. no wonder the world is so screwed up. your statement is so absurd, i feel sorry for you. where have you been for the last 8 yrs ? Bush couldnt talk in complete sentences WITH a teleprompter ! Make it simple for a simplton, youtube "bush bloopers", watch a playlist. 80+% are really what he said. some of the best comedy on youtube !

[Ranulfpitike]

I see your point.

still, it angered me that someone who would bash one president for speaking odd defends one who does the same thing.

P.S i did not vote for bush :P

[zeitgeisthero]

i still wake up screaming after going through the last 8 years. you guys are awesome.

[ConalCochran]

I hope Gary Larson illustrates it:)

5 stars for another classic, guys!

[NewTet]

Who writes this shit?!? Fuckin' Masters of the punchline, kudos!

[ilovetogofast88]

Awesomess?

[SinCityMadman]

Bush???Writing a book???? First you would have to learn to read.

[alexjonesblows]

go blow your boyfriend dickhead ! doughboy

[SinCityMadman]

Such an intelligent response, did you think of that yourself or were you watching Beavis and Butthead...Your standing up for Bush??? Not even Hannity, Rush, or Bill O' does that...LOL...you realize that right!

[bearack]

And your one to refer to another persons responses?? ROFL!

[doomsdale91]

well for starters you only use one question mark for each question

[SinCityMadman]

Really?????. LOL

[welzen]

he's writing a book called "the big book of presidential fart jokes" i heard

[SinCityMadman]

Maybe----"How to shoot friends and interrogate people"LMAO

[classicallady]

sincity bush writing a book is an oxymoron

[SinCityMadman]

I heard its going to be a coloring book...LOL

[classicallady]

ROMAL...brilliant!

[beefygoblin]

What color will you make the water being poored over the ducks face?

[AngelAsmodeus]

one thing for sure in this old world and it has stood the test of time ! IF you want the truth and be told straight and never ever get the run around the bush story .all you have to do is get hook up to a couple of good old RED STATE UPDATE boys and the truth will set you free....A-MAN

[9bluphi]

Kamajiboy, Obama's mother is american making him american regardless of where he was born !!!

[MMA]

I loved the Boris Vallejo reference...completely unexpected.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Dom Deluise, Lonnie Anderson, Burt Reynolds, HA! HA! Don't forget Sally Field and most of all Jerry Reed. It was all over for GM when they stopped making the Firebird.

[tegthethird]

Cheney needs to keep quiet on the current administration, just like Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton have done.

[CrocodileAvoider]

tegthethird - The only reason that Carter, Gore, and Clinton have been "quiet: about the current administration is that they are stunned by the amount of fraud and unconstitutional crap that Obama is getting away with. They can only wish to be so corrupt. Their little penises shrivel up too, even the horn-dog Clinton's.

[tegthethird]

I think you misunderstood- I was referring to how frequently Carter, Gore, and Clinton were willing to criticize the BUSH administration, and how hypocritical it is for libs to criticize Cheney for doing the same. I have the feeling that they all pretty much agree with what Obama is doing, and it's a shame.

[connberkshire]

You guys should be on TV! You're funny as hell!

[connberkshire]

lol "I never liked those assholes anyway"

[classicrock1956]

"Everybody loves a Happy Ending"

[bender183]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[chick5581]

that was a good one i never luaghed like that before... haha [= ... i like this one ... what made you want to do that?

[redneckstaggs1988]

I think RSU should write a book! LOL!

[NeverEnoughTools]

So that's why he's been causing such a fuss...book deal.  Nice.

[FlintfromOhio]

Colin Powel I Never Liked them Assholes Anyway !!

LOL,,,,,now that's a book i would love to read !

[conservativeco]

Colin Powell is a neo-liberal.

[bender183]

i wonder if they did the moon metaphor on purpose ....

[4u2b1ib12]

Where is the alcohol?

[douwatthat]

Dunlap, why arn't YOU in Uniform, defending that Flag you wear?? Come on over and "Walk the Walk" !!

[JoelWhy]

"I wonder who is going to illustrate it..." LMAO!

[coffeefish]

Jackie, get yourself a pipe, and lose the coffin nails.

[jx14aby]

"getting their stories straight and their alibis airtight."

Yep.

[dancers10]

I love you guys!

[djben1977]

Guys, all I can say is, BRAVO! Of all your vid's, this one is the topper. The writing/acting is excellent. BRAVO! I'm still laughing. BRAVO!

[bgbreakdown]

Cheney can teabag me. Let him write a whole chapter about that.

[mitchmak]

"I wonder who's gonna illustrate it. I hope Boris Vallejo."

LOL

[obermeier21]

This country is being run into the shitter, by Congress, Barry , and the drooling drones of the US media, and you cant find any current power-holding assholes to pick on?Then Fuck talkin' about Bush and cheney, take it back to Hoover, kick a fat dead man when he's down too.

[CommentorX]

Hey, don't knock Bush's book. I'm sure it will be right up there with that literary classic, "Everyone Poops."

Wouldn't it be ironic if the next President were reading Bush's book to school children when terrorists attack.

[Keirnoth]

Odd how conservatives and progressives come to these vids in waves. Jokes about the war crimes Bush and Cheney comitted were thumb downed into the negatives at the beginning of the comments, but thumb upped into the positives later on.

I don't get it. If Bush's approval rating was in the low 20's - 30's when he left office, why are anti-Bush comments still being out-thumb-downed?

[filthyunderpants]

Maybe it's because we're sick to death of it after so many years. It's like still pretending to be Fonzi.

[sidiggy1]

Hey, what's wrong with pretending to be Finzi?

[specialks1953]

Keirnoth, I think Bush is getting so many thumb ups cause WE are tired of Obummer & the Dems & the Media laying everything off on HIM. Bush was not alone in his mistakes & many of them were made because he was trying too hard to Kiss Lib Dems Asses in hopes of showing he could be "Bi-Partisan". He got in even more trouble cause he probably thought giving people what they want would make them support him better than doing what was best for out country.

It bit him in the ASS anyway, didn't it !

[gmfutube]

Oh, please name one example of BushCo "trying too hard to Kiss LIb Dems Asses in hoes of showing he could be "Bi-Partisan""

Just one.

[RecceMan90]

Here is two:

No child left behind

Bailouts!

The last one is really irritating!

[kamajiboy]

Hey Comrad Obama Prove that you are a U.S. citizen and valid president.

Why won't Obama simply release his "real birth certificate and end all of this controversy.

Are you a fraud Obama? Is your election to the highest office in the land the largest scam ever pulled on the American people? Are you really not eligible for office? End the speculation and prove who you are.

[SinCityMadman]

No..."the largest scam ever pulled on the American people"---I believe Bush still has that honor with the Gore/Bush 2000election!!!!!!!!! And Obama was born in the U.S. his birth certificate has been released...reguardless of the conspiracy talk it is real, even Rush knows that!

[gmfutube]

No child left behind was a BushCo scam. Just what libs pushed that?

Bailouts of rich bankers was a lib event?

get real, since when are Wall St bankers and Insurance cos libs?

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

then dick cheney came out of nowhere and killed bambi

cheney-"ive waited too long to finish you, like i did your mother, myah"

*obama comes out of shadows(no pun intended) behind cheney and blows his brains out with a sawed-off shotgun*

obama- "oops firearms accident, remember when i said bringing you to justice was low on my administration's agenda? I lied"

[2tsaybow]

I hope Borris Vallejo!

[2uberu]

Yes. He is the Boogie Man. Booooo

[803honda]

"Dick Cheney: If I did torture this is how I did it."

[samdrophy]

Nice O.J. reference, lol.

[greatbroad]

Loved the Midnight Moon joke, rofl!

[GretchenDawntreader]

War criminal legal defense fund ;)

[velour51]

Why don't ya'll collaborate on writin' a book ya'lls own selves?? Ya'll seem to git it! Ya'll know whut's happenin' in the world of politics & huntin' & stuff! Tell us how Cheney hunts or how Condoleeza gets her hair dun er somethin'! Hell, boys, I'd learn ta read if ya'll'd rite some kinda book that makes sense of this world! Oh, by the way, I think I might be queer for Jackie! (Sorry, Dunlap)

[PASMdude]

Bush's book won't come out anytime soon. It will take the editor months to spell check it.

[hollywoodartchick]

Really?  I heard it was mostly pictures of Barney, photo ops with televangelists, and images of W clearing brush with the repeated caption "Hard Work."

[nevar00]

lmao this was a funny one.

[jjaaee]

LOL @ 0:24-0:36

[Matt6554]

lol Boris vallejo

Im sold!

[Talexa66]

LOL !!!

[CampsSuck]

That's my grandpa on the left.

[suitmanjm]

They always bring a smile to my face! Super funny!!!

[KDfromTN]

"The Moon" you referrin to the one on the islamic flag? Deep.

[bender183]

woh...good call

[waynefoolx]

5/5 again, love you guys, in a totally hetero way.

[pattimontreal]

Great vid as usual guys. Any book Cheney writes will go in the FICTION section with the 9/11 Commission Report. Love your vids! Agree with YOU Protester!

[TomHendricksMusea]

Excellent stuff guys!

[Bubba186]

I heard a full 25% of Cheney's book will be 911 referrences....

[HabsRule92Remy92]

Co-authored by Rudy Guiliani????? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[ScaperSteph]

LOL Colin Powell

[PunisherCommando]

hay there yall your videos are awesome thank you kindly

[theliesareover]

Will there be an audiobook version? I went to public schools.

[dejahthoris]

lol

[Smartassawhip]

If you want to read a really good book about Cheney you should read Trance Formation of America by Cathy O'Brien and Mark Phillips. You will have to order it online most likely as they do not carry it in most libraries. There are also several videos on you tube related to the book as well.

[coffeefish]

Great episode! very funny stuff.

[nubemuffin]

there was no happy ending... we have obama as president.... thats about the worst ending i can imagine.

[melora72]

McCain dying and Palin becoming President is the worst ending I can imagine.

[gmfutube]

you don't have much imagination then.

[protester]

Cheney needs the money for bail when they incarcerate him for crimes of treason.

[imxlnt2]

bush is writing a book? expect alot of spelling Era's

[streetgangtm]

and if obama writes one expect a lot of "uhh uhhh uhhhh uhhh uhhh uhh, well, I think that a blanket statement should be enough to make you guys feel better"

[meredithscott76]

It's all clear now. Cheney made a joke of the Bush administration so he could get a two million dollar book deal.

[Noyjeetut]

Good Anderson joke.

[SkylineTime]

I'd read Cheney's book before I would read Joe Biden's book.

[frgtmygld]

Yup, the invisible white man

[marniespeaks]

he needs at least $2M for the lawyers

[SmallWorldFilms]

I heard that an unnamed Hollywood concern made an offer to make a film based on Cheney's book. It will be a low-budget slasher film.

[dejahthoris]

cheney wouldnt even need a costume to look scary as hell

[bobbytiger]

I know it's early, but,

I'm already waiting for The Bama book,

which will come out about one year after he gets tossed out of office in 2012.

It will be interesting to read about his attempting to defend his sucking the life out of this country for 4 years.

I hope its "on line", as

I'm going to be too broke to pay real money for it.

Real chains you can believe in.

[runescapepk101]

rofl nice

[sheerbeauty]

lol, Boris Vallejo! Of all the unlikely styles...xD

[jwoodswce]

I would buy and read Cheney's book, and plan to do the same when Rumsfeld's book comes out.

[cynccook]

I love you guys so much -- are you sure you're not real?

[lowendentheogen]

YOU GUYS ARE KILLER

[jp3d2k]

1:30 I thought you were going to say "Sheriff of Mousetown." Was pretty close anyway... ;)

[jp3d2k]

Google image search for "Boris Vallejo" ... LOL

[bender183]

yep, that ole frog got killed...for backtalking :D

[RogCBrand]

It makes me visualize Condoleezza Rice in an iron bikini, carrying a broadsword.

:P

[bender183]

DUDE, wtf now im gonna wake up screaming like i read the cheney bush years book =[

[mikemidcity]

Let the War Crimes Trials begin, they can use the books as evidence.

[RHMETAL]

Look. If Bush said he was gonna do something, he did it. Good or bad. LOL at the end!

[TheNewsYouNeed]

nice!

[transrepeated]

do i really NEED to post a comment telling you to unsubscribe to Fred tomorrow?

i didn't think so.

I BEST SEE THAT NUMBER GO DOWN BITCHQ

[melora72]

Fred who?

[ls6guy]

bush was a moron

[SharonCobb]

Ha!

Love you!

[UndergroundAmericans]

i hope cheney sturs up some shit

[donalddub1970]

loved the end

[filtertime]

good vidier