He explained it poorly but I kind of get how a light representing oncoming traffic could help because it can be difficult to see silver type cars on misty days. Still not a great idea but it might have some applications.
Was this dude on LSD AND shit when he is driving or invented this shit device, look at all the different colours will lead you all the way to the exit, weird fuck up old dude.
@robk23oxf I thought that.... Thought it was just me! Though I do agree with him that the present road signs are NOT adequate for the modern age. Speed limits, car speeds and traffic flow has become higher since the day of the designed traffic signs. Just crossing a road at a junction on foot is a night mare.. even if there are crossing cordons, not all lights are visible to the person on foot. So you end up judging if cars are slowing down to stop,
and then if it's more than one road coming into that junction, you then also have to work out which is allowing traffic next. As an adult and a parent, I worry about my child having to cross a road, let alone myself.
And that's just from a walking pov. I've also been in cars and missed signs. It is easy to do, and people do, do it daily!!!
I think this guy have Asperger. He seems to be very obsessed with his own idea and dosent seems to care about peoples reaction just talking on even thou they dont wanna listen.
Isn't it amazing how anyone with a few million in the bank think they have the God given right to ridicule anything they want to?. TV show or not, this guy had passion about his product and his committment should have been embraced. The signal on the traffic lights could have been taken seriously as the power is already there, but the lifeless existing signs would be highly expensive. Duncanshould have understood him as the Scots built the modern world with their inventions... including TV!
This is a bit like trying to reinvent the wheel. Nothing is simpler then a large icon with reflective material. If one was to add some sort of light, forget this "flow" crap. Just put a little flashing beacon on the poles so they are noticed in very bad traffic areas. What the guy doesn't get is that there is no wires attached to these signs. Imagine the huge cost in wiring up every sign in a country.
its a helpful safety idea in theory. he probably thinks he needs the money to bribe government officials for approval.
ive been in the passenger seat when a drunk driver got punched from the backseat to prevent him from making a wrong way turn onto a highway.
its not the worst invention; its the worst product to sell. it goes in places where wrong-way signs are more easily missed in the dark/rain etc (he needs some LEDs.
You would think it would be useless except for when a two way road suddenly turns into a one way with no warning after an intersection, and there isn't a sign, or they are easy to miss, and it is required to turn left or right, go staight, you head into opposing traffic's left turning lane. Still, this isn't profitable, how do you patent a light on a pole? And cost, 24000? I would believe 2400 if it has computer circuits to connect to the existing traffic network
The sad thing is that despite this wake up call, he carried on pursuing this light idea even after leaving the den. I guess nothing the dragons said sunk in.
WHY IS IT A WORST IDEA? THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!! oh, its time for my medication. **GULP** Ahhh.....why has that man put lights in a pole? What the hell is going on?
@89strangelove i agree, they dont have to be nasty, thats why I like Hilary. She smiles an listens and only gets cross when the pitcher seems to have no idea or hides things about the very business they own and are asking money for. All the others have been rude or nasty for no reason
I'm pretty certain this idea emerged, after a mr Cousins mistakingly took a slip road onto the m4, and was consequently missed the birth of his 1st son.
"you are going the wrong way, you are going through a strange town, you've never been there before, your coming to the traffic lights 'turn right', you have to turn right"
did this guy write down his pitch before hand? surely not
absolute comedy gold, big up Derek Cousins i want to be his friend!
So typically British!!! someone thinking you need a second sign to show the first sign!! Where does it end, in a couple of years needing a third sign to show you the first two, and the whole thing costing more so we all have to pay twice as much road tax.
Duncan is such an arsehole. Everyone else I like even though they're harsh. Has he ever actually invested in anything? And when he does want to Invest people never pick him because he's such a wanker.
What is wrong with you people? This man is a greedy pig. He wants to install some blinking lights, patent them, and make a fortune. Utmost greed and complete misunderstanding of how business works.
Man, this guy comes up there with an idea he thinks can save lives and gets completely shot down, but doesn't answer back or anything, even if the idea isn't very good. Poor guy.
rich people are bastards. fair enough the idea is horsepiss, but that doesn't mean the guy should be belittled like that. props to GoukiAKUMAHoshi for that response btw
I fucking hate the "dragons". Bunch of arrogant pretentious snobs, what good would they be in a real life situation? They sit there like the worst possible clique, sneering and mocking the people in front of them, honestly they just come across as the worst scum of the earth, greedy, arrogant, capitalist and exhibiting zero charm or politeness. What's wrong with good manners? And that blonde bitch has no fucking money, she's just there to meet the ovary requirements for a primetime tv show
Drivers do not see road signs, not because they are invisible, but because drivers do not want to see them. He is trying to give a solution to something that must not be solved by him, but drivers must solve themself. He wants to do something good, bu this doesn't meen is a good idea or a good product. P.S Vandals would like to break those lights.
You have to feel sorry for him really. He tries to do right, and he is determined his product will work, but it takes him this long for someone to tell him that his 24k was a waste.
I think that is a fantastic product actually. I learnt to drive abroad, and I am not used Uk side of the road. I go back to the UK very often, but every time I have a problem with which side of the road to be on. when there are no cars on the road it is the worst, If I have gotten confused again, I have to drive in the middle of the road until I see a car coming and then move to the oposite side. I have even gone round roundabouts the wrong way before. These would help so much!
Even better option.. I just choose to live in a country where we drive on the correct side of the road, usually with loads of sun and no debt crisis :). I sure wont be returning back to the Uk to live anytime soon :)
@adtellytv No debt crisis in this household my friend - in fact, we ain't ever been better off! And you're mailing from the US saying *we* (the UK) have a debt crisis? lolololol...
At first this was hilarious because it was soo blantly stupid but as he clinged on to the idea it became sader and sader as I realised he was dead serious.
It's a great idea. Don't listen to them Derek. I'm serious. Although you wouldn't want them everywhere as that could be too distracting, but still like in a car parkade or in many man situations one would think you'd want this type of thing. The only challenge might be getting public traffic sector approval and maybe the patents.
this guy might have aq stupid prduct but i respect him more than the others. This guy doesnt argue back or raise his voice. He's a nice guy so i feel kinda sorry for him
lol love it! i think it would be cheaper to re-paint worn road markings than fit an electric flash light to a sign pole. weird the guy didn't think that way
Poor bastard. What the hell was he thinking? People don't understand the "no entry" symbol, but they'll definitely understand it if there are flashing lights beneath it.
its only like 1 or 2 people a year who go down the wrong way. and the traffic lights problem??? surely im not the only fucking person who doesn't understand that issue. if its anything other than a red light....all the rest of the entry parts of the traffic light junction will be red, and all cars will be stopped. any oncoming traffic will be a few hundred yards away. the dragons should've just said 'you're out'
it's a rubbish idea but I don't see the need for the dragon's to crush him that way they could easily politely point out the idea is flawed and told him not to continue to pursue this plan as it will only result in his life getting worse. Poor guy!
The idea really wasn't that bad. And I hate the way the dragon's keep saying 'it's a light on a pole'- like because it's simple it's necessarily stupid.
"There are other applications for these signals as well..."
Yes, like positioning them outside your local labour party office to remind us of the swathes of uneducated, ignorant lazy people socialist policies has created.
Not everyone has the ability to drive cars without consistently risking the lives of others - WE SEE THIS EVERYDAY ON OUR ROADS.
I feel sorry for him. He was only trying to be considerate and make the roads safer, it's just he has invented an add on to a system that already works.
"You are serious about this? What...a flashing light on a pole?"
HAHAHA :D
theteler 3 days ago
what a fucking idiot hahaha, how do u spen 24k on those plastic pieces of shit? i can go buy something similar form maplins for like 20 quid lol
crackpipeio 3 days ago
scene flashing directions in dubais superfast 6 lane highways
23faiz 5 days ago
The lady at the signs department doesn't like the idea...and neither does my mom.
peterlohnes1 5 days ago
you wouldn't need that... stop signs have visibility stickers placed on them so car's headlights will make them shine if it was hard to see
TheTechnoToast 6 days ago
If you add yt:stretch=16:9 to the tags (the first item) the picture will be the correct width.
Cashpotty 1 week ago
English sometimes tend to become rude.....actually most of the times......specially the woman
gloryths 1 week ago
I still don't really understand what they're for!
£24,000 already wasted on these? Maybe he should sell them as Christmas lights!
ronaldinhollew 1 week ago
What a load of shit.
areyouwatchingluke 1 week ago
"What have you got a patent for?"
"Because it's a good idea" Lol
Proman476 1 week ago
@Proman476 lol
irit8r 1 week ago
He completely fails to present a persuasive case for his idea, but he really does have a patent... do a search on "derek cozens patent".
ak47wong 1 week ago
I dont think he know's what a patent is.
MrZasbot 2 weeks ago
What a waste of LEDs. These people give the tech industry a bad name.
Danny77uk 2 weeks ago
johns in a strange town and young suzies having it large doing her make up.....a valid pitch i think :)
singingsmithy 2 weeks ago
They'd be better off just putting arrows all over the sign.
hattrickster33 2 weeks ago
He explained it poorly but I kind of get how a light representing oncoming traffic could help because it can be difficult to see silver type cars on misty days. Still not a great idea but it might have some applications.
McLovinTwentySix 2 weeks ago
Was this dude on LSD AND shit when he is driving or invented this shit device, look at all the different colours will lead you all the way to the exit, weird fuck up old dude.
fredguysalt 2 weeks ago
Most signs I see are double sided. So I guess that makes his product redundant. Obsolete. Not needed.
kooora18 2 weeks ago
I don't understand how this system works, all the flow signals look the same?
robk23oxf 3 weeks ago
@robk23oxf I thought that.... Thought it was just me! Though I do agree with him that the present road signs are NOT adequate for the modern age. Speed limits, car speeds and traffic flow has become higher since the day of the designed traffic signs. Just crossing a road at a junction on foot is a night mare.. even if there are crossing cordons, not all lights are visible to the person on foot. So you end up judging if cars are slowing down to stop,
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and then if it's more than one road coming into that junction, you then also have to work out which is allowing traffic next. As an adult and a parent, I worry about my child having to cross a road, let alone myself.
And that's just from a walking pov. I've also been in cars and missed signs. It is easy to do, and people do, do it daily!!!
one4all1000 2 weeks ago
It's not the worst pitch, it's the product
The man was coherent and understandable, it's just the thing he's trying to produce is shit
FreshApplePieOnXBL 3 weeks ago 3
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he just wants us to know about the traffic lights
joru100 3 weeks ago
I think this guy have Asperger. He seems to be very obsessed with his own idea and dosent seems to care about peoples reaction just talking on even thou they dont wanna listen.
reloader248 3 weeks ago
Rubbish idea as it was, I h8 the way they take he mic out of people without even thinking.
MillwallMan1000 3 weeks ago
Isn't it amazing how anyone with a few million in the bank think they have the God given right to ridicule anything they want to?. TV show or not, this guy had passion about his product and his committment should have been embraced. The signal on the traffic lights could have been taken seriously as the power is already there, but the lifeless existing signs would be highly expensive. Duncanshould have understood him as the Scots built the modern world with their inventions... including TV!
KrayGeddie 3 weeks ago
This is a bit like trying to reinvent the wheel. Nothing is simpler then a large icon with reflective material. If one was to add some sort of light, forget this "flow" crap. Just put a little flashing beacon on the poles so they are noticed in very bad traffic areas. What the guy doesn't get is that there is no wires attached to these signs. Imagine the huge cost in wiring up every sign in a country.
PaulGrantDesigns 4 weeks ago
its a helpful safety idea in theory. he probably thinks he needs the money to bribe government officials for approval.
ive been in the passenger seat when a drunk driver got punched from the backseat to prevent him from making a wrong way turn onto a highway.
its not the worst invention; its the worst product to sell. it goes in places where wrong-way signs are more easily missed in the dark/rain etc (he needs some LEDs.
TheSportsbot 4 weeks ago
Those dragons are assholes.
TheLasVegasElite 4 weeks ago
i feel so bad for this guy
randomeighty 4 weeks ago 2
I think the idea is good but the pitch is shit
candyflosslolly 1 month ago
lol
AppyHappyLad 1 month ago
So people have accidents and die in cars because of bad road signs. Who gives a shit.
That is unless they are your family.
MrsZambezi 1 month ago
There is a wrong way sign...the back of the other signs.
thatstrangeguy159 1 month ago
i feel bad for him
immortal1979 1 month ago
You would think it would be useless except for when a two way road suddenly turns into a one way with no warning after an intersection, and there isn't a sign, or they are easy to miss, and it is required to turn left or right, go staight, you head into opposing traffic's left turning lane. Still, this isn't profitable, how do you patent a light on a pole? And cost, 24000? I would believe 2400 if it has computer circuits to connect to the existing traffic network
chillinchum 1 month ago
The sad thing is that despite this wake up call, he carried on pursuing this light idea even after leaving the den. I guess nothing the dragons said sunk in.
INDIANBLANKET 1 month ago
@INDIANBLANKET just because it seems like a bad idea doesnt mean it is? think of areoplanes that was a shit idea but look how that turned out lolz.
poweroftheatom 3 weeks ago
WHY IS IT A WORST IDEA? THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!! oh, its time for my medication. **GULP** Ahhh.....why has that man put lights in a pole? What the hell is going on?
atomicnortherner 1 month ago
@atomicnortherner very funny comment mate :) but on another note why do dragons have to be so rude? ... I mean thats just ridiculous
89strangelove 1 month ago
@89strangelove i agree, they dont have to be nasty, thats why I like Hilary. She smiles an listens and only gets cross when the pitcher seems to have no idea or hides things about the very business they own and are asking money for. All the others have been rude or nasty for no reason
atomicnortherner 1 month ago
It'd be funny if this thing took off and he became a millionaire
xtremetvfan 1 month ago 18
@xtremetvfan Funny, but highly unlikely!
galoon 1 month ago
@xtremetvfan he already did...
JoeCaliforniah 3 days ago
It would be funny, if the poor sod hadn't invested so much of his hard earned cash.
INDIANBLANKET 1 month ago
what a shower of cunts.
nikezooms 1 month ago
way a retard why wood anyone think of this.
Now thats what i call PWNAGE!!
robwarriors62 1 month ago
HEEEEY JOOOOOOHN - YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAAAY!!!!!
Kent6494 1 month ago 10
@Kent6494 lol thats the most retarded part
teamcoalhapcharcoal 1 month ago
poor guy
aaaaaaaaaallllgood 1 month ago
was actually a pretty good presentation.
mastr323 1 month ago
7:20 I'll listen to you Derek LOL
cheparo5 1 month ago
Feel so sorry for him :(
pazzainit 1 month ago
he put in £24,000 for that pile of 'signs'
JDBD13 1 month ago
i remember seeing this at the time and thinking 'what the fuck'
GoldenbanjoDJ 1 month ago
Oh my god, poor Derek.
jockejocke1 1 month ago
I went down the sliproad on the M25 yesterday and I saw no entry signs face on 100% of the time lol
xXSamPlummerXx 1 month ago
"give it up"
no.... yeah okay
artifactingreality 1 month ago
It says "'ere John, you are going the wrong way..."
ashcan007 1 month ago
ATTENTION SIGN AHEAD
SpartanStig117 1 month ago
send in the next poor person
SpartanStig117 1 month ago
she doesnt like the idea? no hahahaha
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Irishmikeymac 2 months ago
I feel sorry for this guy.He should have appeared in the comedy show version of D.D.
What a waste!
dnanban 2 months ago
Dying of cancer? What do you do? You fit a flow signal!
twistedlightning 2 months ago 3
In the immortal words of daffy duck , " I demand you shoot me now "
commodore665 2 months ago
That guy was so sad. Nothing more pityful than someone who can't see he is doing something hopeless.
jegspillerpiano 2 months ago
Just me or does he look like G-man?
TheCrafterJoe 2 months ago
@TheCrafterJoe It's all a plan to kill Mr. Freeman while driving
BrooklynBros 2 months ago
I'm pretty certain this idea emerged, after a mr Cousins mistakingly took a slip road onto the m4, and was consequently missed the birth of his 1st son.
"you are going the wrong way, you are going through a strange town, you've never been there before, your coming to the traffic lights 'turn right', you have to turn right"
did this guy write down his pitch before hand? surely not
absolute comedy gold, big up Derek Cousins i want to be his friend!
neverno0 2 months ago
He was on a good idea, he just needs to develop the idea more.
carphi100 2 months ago
Just because it's a unseccessful product doesn't make it an unseccessful pitch. However in this case that point is wrong.
PineCown 2 months ago
His lights are class
thebrize09 2 months ago
makes more sense than justin bieber tryin 2 b an actor
ARavingLooony 2 months ago
So typically British!!! someone thinking you need a second sign to show the first sign!! Where does it end, in a couple of years needing a third sign to show you the first two, and the whole thing costing more so we all have to pay twice as much road tax.
propmk 2 months ago
Duncan is such an arsehole. Everyone else I like even though they're harsh. Has he ever actually invested in anything? And when he does want to Invest people never pick him because he's such a wanker.
borderbound 2 months ago
@brokeandfixed Think of the pleasures he will receive if he spent 24 grand on hookers. Yum!
voon100 2 months ago
But but ... can I just tell you about the traffic lights....
Chizo5791 2 months ago 50
the man with automatic egg machine was worse.
GameMusicCompilation 3 months ago
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GameMusicCompilation 3 months ago
feel so sorry for the guy.
Scratchyjam 3 months ago 3
most boring pitch ever, this guy needs some cocaine and redbull
androwbmx 3 months ago
How funny. Like a flashing strip of ledbulbs will solve every problem in traffic. Hahaha what planet is he on?
Norlink 3 months ago
To be fair the guy had absolutely zero presentation skills
UnrealHelix 3 months ago
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UnrealHelix 3 months ago
sid james woud be proud of this chap...carry on derek lmao
daza197068 3 months ago 3
I do not understand that at all.
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I feel bad for this guy to be honest :-/
melvinlikechris 3 months ago
What is wrong with you people? This man is a greedy pig. He wants to install some blinking lights, patent them, and make a fortune. Utmost greed and complete misunderstanding of how business works.
akaleshnikov 3 months ago
Man, this guy comes up there with an idea he thinks can save lives and gets completely shot down, but doesn't answer back or anything, even if the idea isn't very good. Poor guy.
XxENovaxX 3 months ago
Lmao. 'that way, there's a sign..'
m4nurul3 3 months ago
rich people are bastards. fair enough the idea is horsepiss, but that doesn't mean the guy should be belittled like that. props to GoukiAKUMAHoshi for that response btw
bassycats 3 months ago
I fucking hate the "dragons". Bunch of arrogant pretentious snobs, what good would they be in a real life situation? They sit there like the worst possible clique, sneering and mocking the people in front of them, honestly they just come across as the worst scum of the earth, greedy, arrogant, capitalist and exhibiting zero charm or politeness. What's wrong with good manners? And that blonde bitch has no fucking money, she's just there to meet the ovary requirements for a primetime tv show
GoukiAKUMAHoshi 3 months ago 3
duncan listens to him. what a great guy. feel sorry for this bloke. so passionate about it.
MonaLisaNaked 3 months ago 14
Drivers do not see road signs, not because they are invisible, but because drivers do not want to see them. He is trying to give a solution to something that must not be solved by him, but drivers must solve themself. He wants to do something good, bu this doesn't meen is a good idea or a good product. P.S Vandals would like to break those lights.
lukaqota 3 months ago
Thought it was a bit rude that some of the Dragons sat there and started laughing at him.. at least he got up and did something about an idea he had.
YouLiamTube 3 months ago
haha i saw this pitch when it aired :')
cloudnine500 3 months ago
"What have you got a patent for?"
"Cos it's a good idea" lmao
DBSlovesMeg 3 months ago 4
"Young Suzy"
LOLjkSTFUffs 4 months ago
epic fail
MultiCooldude1999 4 months ago 3
You have to feel sorry for him really. He tries to do right, and he is determined his product will work, but it takes him this long for someone to tell him that his 24k was a waste.
doom1992WoW 4 months ago 3
When a one way sign is pointing in the opposite direction youre going in, doesnt that mean youre going the right way?
HRHooChicken 4 months ago 4
I think that is a fantastic product actually. I learnt to drive abroad, and I am not used Uk side of the road. I go back to the UK very often, but every time I have a problem with which side of the road to be on. when there are no cars on the road it is the worst, If I have gotten confused again, I have to drive in the middle of the road until I see a car coming and then move to the oposite side. I have even gone round roundabouts the wrong way before. These would help so much!
adtellytv 4 months ago 2
@adtellytv If you would just hand your drivers license back to the authorities, that would help the rest of us so much!
MeMyselfAndEyez 3 months ago
@MeMyselfAndEyez
Even better option.. I just choose to live in a country where we drive on the correct side of the road, usually with loads of sun and no debt crisis :). I sure wont be returning back to the Uk to live anytime soon :)
adtellytv 3 months ago
@adtellytv No debit crisis.... so your living in china not the USA now? lol :-)
m341ehw 3 months ago
@adtellytv No debt crisis in this household my friend - in fact, we ain't ever been better off! And you're mailing from the US saying *we* (the UK) have a debt crisis? lolololol...
MeMyselfAndEyez 3 months ago
Shark Tank pisses all over this crap.
theguvnorjimmy 4 months ago
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bazatc01 4 months ago
craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
fishable34 4 months ago
he spent 24k for some LED's connected to a 50p sequencer chip
touchwood1 4 months ago
At first this was hilarious because it was soo blantly stupid but as he clinged on to the idea it became sader and sader as I realised he was dead serious.
PurpleStorm8 4 months ago
no one would know wtf the flashing lights mean
darkfish2 4 months ago
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bazatc01 4 months ago
chocolate fire-guard in the pipeline
MrSyrett 4 months ago
His latest invention is a water proof teabag ...
bazatc01 4 months ago 18
@bazatc01 LMFAO
110988DAVID 4 months ago
@bazatc01 i heard he's just brought out a smoke alarm with a snooze button lol
grandmastarflash 1 month ago
If i was him and i realised i was going to lose out on investment i would of dropped my pants and start to wank off till they called security.
dilwich123 4 months ago
@dilwich123 they wouldnt put it on tv tho obv.
darkfish2 4 months ago
You see the red going this, the blue going this way the green going this way LMAO
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i don't think he thought his idea out very well.
ultradumbass 4 months ago
I feel bad for him because he seems like a nice man.
Jericholic129 4 months ago 10
What in the blue hell is he talking about?
Jericholic129 4 months ago
He must be the biggest bore in Boredom.
TheLordMilton 4 months ago
This is just awkward
turkeysandvich 4 months ago
She doesnt like the idea............LMAO
SheepFlavour1 4 months ago
I'm learning to drive and having to learn all those signs as well would just confuse the hell outta me :/
OnlyUseMaSpaz 4 months ago 26
It's a great idea. Don't listen to them Derek. I'm serious. Although you wouldn't want them everywhere as that could be too distracting, but still like in a car parkade or in many man situations one would think you'd want this type of thing. The only challenge might be getting public traffic sector approval and maybe the patents.
aceshigh8881 4 months ago
this guy might have aq stupid prduct but i respect him more than the others. This guy doesnt argue back or raise his voice. He's a nice guy so i feel kinda sorry for him
itsTheSarz 4 months ago 71
@itsTheSarz hes a nice guy and look where it gets you in business
ghostom998 4 months ago
@itsTheSarz
Nice guy lol...
ErileMatan 4 months ago
@itsTheSarz then ur a retard
V0ltagepr0ductionsx 2 months ago
His pitch was awful plus no back up from the highway. Why did he think they would buy into this, strange!!!
TheRichardo1 2 months ago
penis and more penis mmmmm ........sexy penis
bowemh2 2 months ago
like shark tank,but i'm american.
RADIO1990 4 months ago
@RADIO1990 Shark tank copied dragons den.
zIITaLeNTzIIz 4 months ago
I think you'd realise you're going the wrong way on the M4 when a lorry plows through your clio and turns you into road spaghetti.
UberTroll13 4 months ago
7:18 "will you listen to me duncan for 5 minutes?" "I'll listen to you dereck" thats priceless!! I love the other dragons expressions!!
groovy3d 4 months ago
It's more fun with Kevin oLeary
cheezpleaze105 5 months ago
i just feel bad for him :(
SeanSugarable 5 months ago 4
He needs to convince the athorities on this before going further....
PadeganeAzar 5 months ago
hes proper trying loool
FOOTYMTW 5 months ago
"What have you got a patent for?"
"Its a good idea!"
lulz.
gadzoink 5 months ago
this reminds me of david brent
WERTY123 5 months ago
lol love it! i think it would be cheaper to re-paint worn road markings than fit an electric flash light to a sign pole. weird the guy didn't think that way
GreaseLightning02 5 months ago
What a shit idea hahaa
mxgav118 5 months ago
this wud distract so many drivers ! this man is a sad lonely broke man!!!
lewnik69 5 months ago
Poor bastard. What the hell was he thinking? People don't understand the "no entry" symbol, but they'll definitely understand it if there are flashing lights beneath it.
serialclone 5 months ago 5
its only like 1 or 2 people a year who go down the wrong way. and the traffic lights problem??? surely im not the only fucking person who doesn't understand that issue. if its anything other than a red light....all the rest of the entry parts of the traffic light junction will be red, and all cars will be stopped. any oncoming traffic will be a few hundred yards away. the dragons should've just said 'you're out'
Georgeous129 5 months ago
Actually I don't think it's a bad idea really; some kind of system like this seems inevitable.
RJKhey 5 months ago
There's a sign there that way looooooool
bambeur 5 months ago
what a cocksucker
ExNihiloJimmy 5 months ago
Bafflingly stupid idea.
cmyanmar13 5 months ago
Forget being shot down, the dude got nuked!
guledk 5 months ago
This aint the most stupid. There was a couple who put a line in the middle of a bed and said it will stop the blanket stealing problem.
theangryteddybear1 5 months ago
@theangryteddybear1 I'm glad someone remembered that, definitely the worst idea ever
PhilipVier 4 months ago
So, we send a flow signal...LMAO
PunkRockPat 5 months ago
it's a rubbish idea but I don't see the need for the dragon's to crush him that way they could easily politely point out the idea is flawed and told him not to continue to pursue this plan as it will only result in his life getting worse. Poor guy!
nufcladtom77 5 months ago
i can see in the next 5 or so years lcd signs that can change. or something similar, but nothing as stupid as that....
traineespark 5 months ago
@MISSYxxP same. this idea is atrocious.
actaylorr 5 months ago
We haven't heard about the traffic light problem yet!
LKayL1 5 months ago
The idea really wasn't that bad. And I hate the way the dragon's keep saying 'it's a light on a pole'- like because it's simple it's necessarily stupid.
serst45 5 months ago
Self-deluded to the point of self-destruction.
Landrew0 5 months ago
Warning incoming Derek cousins
cinqueda100 5 months ago
LMAO OMG
moonsoonmenu 5 months ago
"There are other applications for these signals as well..."
Yes, like positioning them outside your local labour party office to remind us of the swathes of uneducated, ignorant lazy people socialist policies has created.
Not everyone has the ability to drive cars without consistently risking the lives of others - WE SEE THIS EVERYDAY ON OUR ROADS.
bertyUK 5 months ago
"This is a one-way street sign, but what happens if you go the wrong way, you see this..." - what an insult.
You're clearly a danger and shouldn't be fucking driving a car. IQ tests should be standard.
Castrate that man, now!
bertyUK 5 months ago
1:23
Does ne1 know the strange town his goin on about?
'you have never been there before'
SOMEONE HERE MUST KNOW... DO SAY!!
legalsilk 5 months ago
I feel so fucking bad for this man
MightyFire 5 months ago
And maybe he started this idea because a loved one of his died in a car accident.
TheBlackbird960 5 months ago
I feel sorry for him. He was only trying to be considerate and make the roads safer, it's just he has invented an add on to a system that already works.
TheBlackbird960 5 months ago