Greg Davies on the troubles of being tall.

[thagrammarnazi]

Press 8-7-6 for "I have plans of my own.....changing light bulbs....sexually ;)"

[garmiesterpoo]

if anyone is wondering, he is 6 foot 8 (203 cm)

[SuperCuteClay]

Mr gilbert!

[bluemoonann]

o my word this is HILARIOUS

[BoomDowg]

0:45 she will fucking kill you.

[draculon5]

GILBERT!!!!

[19lionheart90]

0:47 wtf



[ellagrace810]

2 people are bus wankers

[MrTomeh]

"It will be goodbye first-rate education, hello University of Lincoln."

[Eoinposse]

Greg Davies vs Greg James.

Somebody funny vs. somebody who tries to be funny. No contest.

[binaway]

I bloke I worked with always said he was 5ft 19 1/2 inches when anybody asked. Often they would try and dispute this figure this

[Kerridee100]

"Toothless buffoon"

British insults are so much more creative than anywhere else. : P

[itspennysboat]

what's his height?

[BigKissXO]

@itspennysboat 6'8

[malgrimace]

@itspennysboat Don't quote me on this, but I seem to remember him saying he was 6'7

[masterwindu1234]

@malgrimace 6'8

[malgrimace]

@masterwindu1234 Close enough

[masterwindu1234]

@malgrimace meh suppose.

[OghamTheBold]

Greg - next time you see the old lady - pass on my CV

Tell her all I want is - a room - unlimited tea and biscuits - free heating - a pet cat someone else pays to feed - and 6 days off per week

I am willing to bring my own stepladder if necessary

[xxsangrealxx]

@OghamTheBold You mean a "Sepp Latter"?

[CorvusCorone68]

@xxsangrealxx ah dammit you beat me to it

[35THIRTYFIVE]

@OghamTheBold I will bring my real ladder....

35

[Flipperlikesdipper]

@OghamTheBold if you read that before you watched the video it makes no sense whatsoever

[ABrickInAWall1]

'Toothless buffoon' timeless Lol

[Broad2013]

Yeh I get dat I'm 6'0 tall and just 13 so I get a lot of stick at school from others

[szwedzkiPL]

What the fuck, I'm 6'4" tall !!!

[Biceposaurus88]

Fucking nailed it Greg nice 1

[Farmbull10]

haha the laugh 00:37 is hilarious! very funny guy

[KianMusicPratten]

im quite tall im only 10 and 4'11 and small 10 year olds in my school who are 4'1 say well this happened to me before they turned round looked up slowly and said haha whats the weather like up there and i said hahaha if you were tall enough you'd see you shortass now get out of my way

[TerrorToBehold]

I can't help but think it would have been funnier if he was looking down while he was saying "No! No old woman!"

[sargentaaron2004]

@MegaPengu89 I'm only 5'7" and some of the cash point I have to kneel down at, what do you have to do when you get to these?

[xfrogix]

@sargentaaron2004 kneel down? i should be greatful that i can reach one now, being 4"9 sucks

[TheJustforthelols]

Now Get Out Of The Way Of The Cash-Point 20 Minutes Is Long Enough For You To Work Out Thats A Tescos Clubcard! LOL

[Mattamafias]

00:47 hehehehehe

[BODYGCB]

@Mattamafias lol cue movement in my trousers

[92jonnyp]

WATERSIDE

[clioisgreat]

@92jonnyp Right, a weeks after school detention



[Tangobomber]

@92jonnyp lol

[KillSwitch66627]

@92jonnyp BUS WANKER

[LeicesterCityFoxes]

GILBERT!

[Dacijo]

his delivery of it is subtly brilliant

[mrschoolchaplain]

He's not funny...

[scaryninja1693]

@mrschoolchaplain Neither is cot death, so I don't go around looking for it.

[mrschoolchaplain]

@scaryninja1693 Wow, witty response there, do you want a medal?

[scaryninja1693]

@mrschoolchaplain Why? Have you got some Mr Dastardly?

[chchchchchcharlotte]

@scaryninja1693 trololol, best comeback ever.

[scaryninja1693]

@chchchchchcharlotte I was in a particularly bad mood that day, if I remember correctly.

[AngelBiLove]

0:38 laugh is so funny xd

[ohgoditsjames94]

It's funny, cause i'm nearly 7 foot 4 and I turned 17 in june

[AngelBiLove]

@ohgoditsjames94 Okay, purely out of scientific interest and not because im bi or anything but, how bigs your you-know-what? Cuz ive heard doy length and penile length are in a way similiar.

[ohgoditsjames94]

@AngelBiLove That's a rather bizarre question :P



[AngelBiLove]

@ohgoditsjames94 lol then do forgive me, my apologies

[SiriusPunk]

I love how the mic stand which is almost head height to everyone else instantly becomes a walking stick compared to him xD

[Gigante85]

the joke at 0:36 makes me want to kill people when they ask me that. I'm 6'8"

[TheNo1MovieMan]

The one trouble he didn't mention is that it makes him come up with shit jokes!

[Dendiol]

Rik Mayall's giant twin

[paige24680]

" You toothless Buffoon" LOL :')

[AEgamesFtw]

0:47

What....the....fuck?

[MissSAS123]

He is only 2 inches shorter than Andre the Giant

[olliverwolliver]

I think Greg Davies is a Prat

[CarbonatedRain]

@olliverwolliver I hope that comment made you feel better.

[mapo11]

@olliverwolliver fag

[appaloosa777]

2 people are midgets.

[derrklavier]

@appaloosa777 or two people got refused by him when asking him to change a lightbulb... :P

[shcnoozlebop]

are people actually pretty short in england? now i know where i get the genes from. all 5'1" of them.

if i were a really tall man, i know what i'd do. those people who stand way too close to the luggage carosel at the airport? i'd walk up behind one and stand only an inch or so away from him.

[Nogli]

@shcnoozlebop People in England aren't remarkably short. I'm 6'. I live opposite to a man who is 7'3". Fittingly, he spends a lot of time in the USA playing basketball.

[digireedoo]

@shcnoozlebop only up north, think they bred them for working in mines......

[shcnoozlebop]

@digireedoo well, i get my littleness from my mum.... i realise that's a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if her mum's family was bred for working in mines... like you have NO idea how that would make sense lol she's the most isolated person everand has been all her life.

[theguy906]

0:47 Good Night!

[Charliegirl101]

two people were clearly laughing so much they missed the like button and hit the dislike.

[BritishKidTeamUK]

@Charliegirl101 ... Or they just didn't like the video.

[Charliegirl101]

@BritishKidTeamUK the video's too funny for that even to be a possibility.

[Spyflugan91]

I got teased one time by my buddy for being shorter then he is.. so I took some binaculars and started looking up towards him and yelled "What?! Sorry I can't hear you, you're too far away up! What's it like up there in the clouds?!". He got pissed! >:-)

[WiltshireGuitarist]

One of the best comedians around. Truly amazing.

[RazzleDazzleFS]

Love the way he laughs after the 'hows the weather up there?' joke xD

[dstacey102]

lucy porter would get it

[charlottaigirl]

and she turned around and went 'OHH'! ... maybe not quite so sexualy...

[annac8059]

i don't know how many time i've watched this, but i still find it hilarious everytime!! LOVE HIM.

[miketeruggi]

0:47 drugs.

[robe094]

I do love Greg, he came back to that 'small town' (Wem) the other day and I couldn't help but go 'Uuuuuuurrrrrrrgggggg, How's the weather up there?' then 'Would you like a Job at my house replacing my light bulbs?' Then asked for an autograph.

[dan333onlyhalfevil]

i love the way he says 'no old women'.

[bracey2006uk]

@dan333onlyhalfevil 'woman' you toothless buffoon

[bethspanswick]

@MyreW23 he said toothless bafoon

[MyreW23]

Is he saying pafoo or something? What does it mean?

[OoLs13oO]

@MyreW23 dumb prick

[MyreW23]

@OoLs13oO Well I can agree to that, according to the level Greg mentions it fits perfectly

[Jamesofhull]

how tall is greg davies?

[xIViperukIx]

@Jamesofhull 6ft 8" i think. Maybe one less I can't remember. He says on a stand up that he does :)

[iamILCORVO]

"no, no old woman". the comic timing is genious it must be said

[BoilingTheKettle]

'what's the weather like up there??...' I would have spat in their face and said its raining :)

[heythisisBETH]

is it just me or does Greg look like he could be a long lost brother of Rik Mayall? me and my dad were discussing this after watching a load of Bottom then Inbetweeners...

[jetfire851]

The proper way to respond to "what's the weather up there?" is to spit on their head.

[AkumaOfTheHorde]

Does anyone please know where I can find a link to the one where he talks about being a teacher and he talks about that kid quoting Ricky Martin?

[Machione123]

@AkumaOfTheHorde here's the link:

/watch?v=2OPxXqJP75s&feature=r­elated

his piece starts at around 1:40... funny I was looking for it as well when I read your comment, and thought I'd help ya out... ;) It is very funny... enjoy

[AkumaOfTheHorde]

@Machione123

Mate you are a fucking legend!!! Thanks a million!!!

[RodimusMinor1987]

I'm very tall and My mus says are you alright up there god they think there is a different climate for us.

[naomieify]

i have no idea why...but i kind of find him...strangely attractive :/

[tenspoonsofspin]

@naomieify Me too. It's because he's smart, funny, sarcastic and BIG! I'm insinuating anything about his wedding tackle either.

[mende75]

@naomieify I thought it was just me.

[naomieify]

@mende75 So did i...very glad i'm not the only one haha

[tenspoonsofspin]

@naomieify Genuinely funny, intelligent men are always attractive.

[jameshrave]

URGHHERRRRRURGHHHH!

[Gellis2009]

this man gonna have a stand up tour soon or what?

[hayleystorm]

@Gellis2009 Hes touring the UK now :) The tours called firing cheeseballs at dogs. I have tickets hehe :D

[Gellis2009]

@hayleystorm arrrr what, nice one mate i bet its quality

[Caireboo]

A present for Greg..... 

The man is pure comic genius - and seriously hot!!!

[nalod23]

press 5 then 6, hehe

[DreamsCatcher101]

@nalod23 try 8 7 6 :)

[nalod23]

@DreamsCatcher101 haha great!

[Souljacaomh]

greg davis is hilarious

[PMThater]

I'd give him a job at my house

[kirstieangel13]

I can't stop laughing at this. (I'm actually driving my sister mad with my laughter) It's the "Would you like a job at my house, changing lightbulbs?" "no, no old woman, i have plans of my own"

This guy cracks me up soooo much :')

[timothyridgeothy]

someone needs to do a remix of the first locals joke

[annac8059]

"toothless baffoon" "tapping away with her.. Claws" "maybe not that sexually" "Would you like a job at my house, changing lightbulbs?" "no, no old woman, i have plans of my own"

FRICKING LOVE THIS GUY :D

[Szaam]

I love it when he says "it's freezing." Proper legend!

[x420Raptor1]

0:27 Epic

Inbetweeners legend!

[HimeofManga]

I'm 5ft10 and I definatly know the disabilities at being tall ok? I've been 5, 10 since I was 13 and a half, and I'm 15 now...

Thumbs up for tall people with disabilities and stupid jokes!

[SupaGreenBean]

6 feet just got short man.

What a beast, so damn funny too.

Her claws. :' )

[hmmhowstrange]

he's kinda..attractive :O

[ScarlettTait]

This guy's an absolute legend!

[catknight667]

OMG DIED LAUGHING!!!!!

[Nanaki1107]

funny and brilliant :) Greg Davies used to be a teacher as well, that would have been cool to have this guy teaching at your school

[licklebwamble]

hes legendary as mr Gilbert in the inbetweeners

[shifty0705]

euguugheehghguugheehe

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

how tall is he exactly?

[chococake26]

@HellsHighwayTrooper 6 foot 8 inches

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

@chococake26 jesus

[04whim]

@HellsHighwayTrooper Was also that tall

[heyloSARAHandCLARICE]

'another one might be 'whats the weather like up there AHAHAHAHAHAH' its freezing, there's a massive climate change in this amount of space here...you toothless BUFFOON' LOL

[nashychillin]

"You TOOTHLESS BAFOON!!!!"

[NYMH94]

"Ohhhhh!"

[tazzywazzy1989]

I actually love him. That is all

[opali33]

probably that old lady who thumbed down

[nashychillin]

How Can 1 Person Not Like THIS!?

[JemIsANinja]

mr gilbert!!!

[PurestSpirit]

I like the way they put him next to the 5' (or 4'11" depending where you read) Lucy Porter. As if they didn't feel tall/short enough!

[cjdiverson]

0:27

[cjdiverson]

"One of these jokes may be 'UUUHHHUHUHUHUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!­!!'" LMAO everytime!

[Azlak0507]

What's the weather like up there?

AHA HAHAHAHAHA!! So sarcastic! XD

[TXF1990]

Take that you little old biddy! Us tall people ave enough trouble without being reminded of our height. Plus I can see my house from here.

[jafacake09]

he's a foot and a 8 inches taller than me,

and a foot and 1 inch taller than my dead.

you toothless bafoon!

[annac8059]

I BLOODY LOVE THIS VIDEO. LAUGH EVERYTIME :)

GREG DAVIES IS AMAZING!

[bigbulshi]

i know how he feels im 15 years old and im 6'7 with size 16.5 shoes the jokes are neverending

[MidjettKiDx]

Christ almighty he 6 foot 8. i thought i was tall at 6 foot 4. lol

[DanielA7693]

I love how when he puts his hand on the mic stand it looks like a walking stick as hes so tall

[aarandir]

I love how it cuts to that woman when he says toothless buffoon!

[scott090919]

I'm 6'4 and still get people asking me to reach things in supermarkets.

[MegaFunso]

Rik Mayall look-a-like or what? :D i think Greg is soooo funny :P love him!!

[bobbydeazy]

lmao @ i have plans of my own

[scottishjen1988]

going to see greg at the edinburgh fringe in two weeks......cant wait!

[moonywap]

He should really do more of Stand-up, or even be on Mock the Week more. I just dismiss all his other stuff such as Klang, but he's brilliant as a stand up!

'No...no old woman..'' XD

[Wezo1994]

"you toothless baboon" lmao

[jab307]

@Wezo1994 " Bafoon" *

[Flashjackmak]

can someone find me to other news reel greg davies does. TY :)

[Dazzy160]

You toothless baffoon!

LOL

[annac8059]

i actually love him hahaha :D

[TheKelh3]

Tesco clubcard LOL!

[Diazreta]

' No, no old woman.... I have plans of my own' I laughed so hard!!

[dashtk]

ROFL!

[GrandiaKnight]

I think he was much funnier doing standup than in Klang.

[TheOneAndOnlyLaurenP]

no... no old woman.

legendary. <3

[englishfrenchgerman]

I'm 6ft. 5 and I get this all the time

[PsycoKrazy]

@englishfrenchgerman He is 6ft 8 xD! i would love to be that tall, kinda.

[lordofruin11]

@englishfrenchgerman I'm 6 ft 4 and the only conversations I have had with my relatives over my 18 years have started with the phrase "oo my your tall aren't you" I know you're pain my friend. :P

[stupidintellect90]

@lordofruin11 what i can't stand also is when i tower over people especially some men, i'm not that tall compared to you or greg but being a 5 ft 8 girl makes me wish i was a few inches shorter, i've always stood on the back row of class pictures...so my friend, we have to get used to being the weirdos! :)

[lordofruin11]

@stupidintellect90 5ft 8 isn't awfully tall but still considerably tall. you don't have to worry about being taller than some short arse blokes, you'll just end up going out with some tall guy. :P haha

I understand your plight though cos I find shoes a considerable hurdle, I'm size 13 and finding shoes that fit is a nightmare, but (not to generalise) women seem to have a fondness for shoes and sizes fluctuate like vanessa felts' weight. guessing your around a size 8 shoe it must be rather hard.

[stupidintellect90]

@lordofruin11haha...no i surprisingly have size 6 feet which is just as well because big feet on women creep me out...

[FandPrulethesky]

@stupidintellect90 could I join the weirdo group as Im 5ft 11?

[stupidintellect90]

@FandPrulethesky sure! wow you're like catwalk model tall...