Hitler's Battletech Game Goes Awry

[SamuraiWarmachine]

For all you battletech fans out there, there's a free java program called megamek that emulates tabletop games and has icons and stats for every unit from every era. :) There are even ongoing campaigns with maps of the Inner Sphere, and you can fight on behalf of a faction and so on. For the campaign I play in, do a google search for "Megamek The Shack". It's all free, and runs on a java platform. Look for "Meep", that's me. :)

[KentAllard]

@SamuraiWarmachine

the bot always dies after a couple rounds

[SamuraiWarmachine]

@KentAllard Why play with bots? There's real players on there in several campaign eras.

[KentAllard]

hate to see his reaction to the Jihad

[DaytonaRoadster]

@KentAllard ......Battletech does not exist past 3065 god damn it >:-(

[silverbladeTE]

still the best "hitler/downfall" parody, especially as I am a huge Spelljammer fan and even make art based on it, haha!! ;)

[solace001]

I just nerded myself. 15 years since I played and still have all my TECH MANUALS. That was hilarious!

[Einhauser]

"I'm buying a 40k starter army"

Lost it right there

[Blowfeld20k]

OP owes me a new fuckin' 22" Lacie monitor and a keyboard ......cause i just sprayed tea all over the ones in front of me.

Fuckin' genius ........ many many youtubers without a P&P RPG or TT background are gonna leave this vid with no fuckin' idea what just happened.

[MrSmileydragon]

Run Amber Diceless??? Hey, hey--let's just dial back the crazy here, okay?

[jnordne2]

Holy shit that was funny. I have a tear going.

[CommanderElerium]

This is a work of genius.

[JaySharp604]

"The game blows but it'll be a cold day in hell before I run a LARP."

hahahahahahalol!!1!one!

[AlexLeviLive]

40K battle sequence: My guy shoot your guy.... boom.... you dead.

Sorry excuse for scifi combat.

[eimative]

Woot, Amber!

[EtripleV]

I woulda thought that he would say "Anyone that plays Clans, leave now."

[116Bears]

Embedding disabled. Super queer.

[Baalur]

"I'm buying a 40k starter army."

I almost pity him at that point. Almost.

[SwordlordRoy]

"The Clans are retarded! If I wanted a pointlessly idealized character, I'd go play an elf!" lol...it's true

[IronChef60]

hilarious

[Triscondor]

EH... it wasn't the Japanese who sued FASA... it was Harmony Gold... that's USA. Harmony Gold even tried to sue the Japanese for making additional Macross series (ie, Macross 7) due to so-called rights to the designs, which is still up for debate since the people who sold Harmony Gold the designs, never had the rights to it in the first place.

[Triscondor]

Taken from Wiki "In addition, Harmony Gold’s license for Macross came from Tatsunoko Production, but Japanese courts ruled that it was Studio Nue (creators of the series) that controls the Macross intellectual property. The license Tatsunoko was given was for international distribution outside Japan only, and does not allow them to control the intellectual property."

[gilliganww]

Dude, so good! I laughed hard at this, can't believe I never saw it until now!

[ShadowtheRotarygod]

This is my fav version of this scene!

[wemic9]

I love this vid. anytime I run Battletech games at a convention I will also play this vid so people will get a laugh

[ALLiDOisWin69]

@wemic9 nerd

[wemic9]

@ALLiDOisWin69 And your point

[RevanGabriel]

Too often theres too many words to read with too little time.

[vgmaster9]

You should do a vid on Hilter reacting to Heroscape getting cancelled :)

[aRomanSoldier]

"That locust was a first run lostech!

What's going to spot for my Archer now? A ****ing helicopter??"

"Stop crying. He wouldn't dare run Spelljammer."

[Itsallover57]

hm, im not quite nerdy to get all of that.

[Bowko123]

Gnaa, I just can't watch this as a german, I understand too much xD

[Ichigo9913]

battletech sounds interesting now....

[Kingonads]

BTW a 8 hits the left torso if on the front/back hit chart. Center torso on side charts.

Loved the video..

[0rangaStang]

Honestly, whenever i feel bad. IM COMING BACK TO THIS VID!!!

[Mecha82]

What Hitler really should had been angry about is fact that lyrans get skrewed over and over again by Free Skye from inside.

[TomWDemarco]

I have to admit, if that happened to me my reaction wouldn't be much different.

[reinwood99]

I was almost late for work laughing at this video. I have been planning to run a Battletech game at a con, so this cut right to some of my concerns. Super Funny!

[Flyingdebris]

loved how they managed to work in the steiner references where it sounded like people were saying steiner

[javafueled]

I've watched this since the release and every time it's funny! Great work, John!

[Skeletonya]

This was as funny as an AC20 to the head.

[skrullion]

Seriously, the lines were way to long to read. had to pause every few seconds so i could read what was being said, next time keep it short and simple. otherwise you get a retarded crap version that nobody can read like this one

[mastererik323]

learn german then.

[denmalski]

I haven't played that game in 15 years and I still got every joke, that's funny as hell.

[eriegpman]

"I'm buying a 40K starter army" LOL no don't do it~!

[Astartes40000]

therARE no 40k starter armies :b

[fremandn]

"Somebody has to have a copy of Hungry Hungry Hippos sitting around here somewhere." This is one of the funniest Downfall parodies I've ever seen.

[fightsfires3969]

wtf movie is this from I don't recognize it?!?1

[AslanCross]

It's from Der Untergang aka Downfall.

[SirThoreth]

>>"Go get Goering's Aerotech minis. The game blows but it'll be a cold day in hell before I run a LARP."

Not only have I run Aerotech 2 games at Comic-Con, but I actually proofed some of the new rules for the game in Strategic Ops...and I still laughed my ass off at that line.

[NoogDeNoog]

5 minutes later and i am still laughing.

[MacRaeWarrior]

I laughed at this, even though I love the Clans!

[MacRaeWarrior]

"I'm buying a 40K starter army."

HAHA, so true!

[kakabukkake0]

hahaha, agreed

[zeke1978]

Someone need to make a video about Hitler spazzing out because of Harmony Gold halting the upcoming Mechwarrior 5 (or MW Reboot) :D

[PlanckLimit]

"That shit was pewter!"

[RyokenMK]

I absolutely love the clanner character problem jokes.

[TheProphet21]

The spelljammer jokes are the best by far!!

[kimo9909]

LOL...that was priceless!

[CauldBorn]

LOL, this is awsome! :P

[AlphaBlackheart]

Friggin hilarious!

[Rynx214]

Wow, this is awesome, so much inside jokage!

The clans should have won at Tukayyid, they only lost because the inner sphere poured mechs into the planet until they outnumbered the clanners 2 to 1.

And I agree, Hitler would definitely play steiner XD

[zeke1978]

Clanners got outsmarted too

[mdscntst223]

I lol'd. hard.

[lenowin]

Lol, i feel the same about LARP and spelljammer.

[LgndryThndr]

holy shit I came a little

[Tamaraw1971]

ROFL.  Definitely 5 stars!!! =D

[pokerpunk0512]

SET HYPERDRIVE COORDINATES FOR "TOTALLY FUCKING STUPID" !! OMG that line toally made my day ;)

[Cheeseitnow]

lol those things go down faster then a claner on the first date. CLASS!!

[Cheeseitnow]

aaaa i ment THIRD date damn it!!!

[boritomi]

lol " what's going to spot for my Archer now? A fucking helicopter? :DDD

[GhostBear3067]

The Japan sueing FASA comment was the best

[videogamer890]

They should do a Call of Duty WAW one

[videogamer890]

enemy recon plane right above us!

[GothicKnight797]

brilliant, just brilliant

[lordofweasels]

Never played spelljammer, why is it so bad?

[DeadlyGrim]

Think of how nerdy D&D is.

Think of how nerdy Star Trek is.

Now combine them into one RPG.

It is incredibly nerdy and is from the 80s. As in 2nd ed. D&D. As in Mimics and Cloakers. As in, there are now Space Mimics and Space Cloakers and Hippo Men and Giant Space Hamsters.

(said Giant Space Hamsters run in huge wheels which power Gnomish Spelljammers)

[Jebbis]

Mincs and Boo stand ready.

[DakDarklighter]

Be nice to nerds. You will most likely work or are working for one.

[jedicthulhu]

Fucking Brilliant!

[mecampbellesq]

"I'd sooner run an organized play spelljammer campaign for a bunch of furries."

BEST.

LINE.

EVER!

[Qoltar]

I've seen and heard an almost similiar to same rant - but in English and at a local gaming store. - A Klingon GURPS GM

[RhA9e]

LOOOOOOL!!

Its from Downfall, which is an awesome movie without the hilarious dialog.

[gyrfalcon255]

Does anyone know what movie this is from?

[OstrichLord1123]

It's from Downfall.

[gyrfalcon255]

Thank you sir!

[Zhulik]

3:44 - Hitler's Weltraumwulfen almost defeat Stalin's Tau army, but then the dice screw him over.

[HellecticMojo]

I have found the star system for my next scifi campaign.

set the hyperdrive coordinate to system "totally fucking stupid"

[SpeedGimp]

As someone who started playing Battletech 20 years ago I have to say...

Holly crap, that was brilliantly hilarious!

Great job!

[Chungalunga]

As a Battletech player, I thank you. That was fantastic and good. Thank you thank you thank you.

[lionmml]

This is brilliant. (Especially since I run a LARP.) :)

[Plisskin84]

fag

[hariz87]

I lol'd.

[tzeneth]

Very funny and well written to match the video. As everyone before me "Hitler wouldn't run spell jammer..." for the win

[HighPriestSatanis]

very funny. glad to see Amber Diceless got mentioned...

ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn,

VS

[MacrossSD]

Hilarious!  "No, Hitler would never run a game of Spelljammer..."

[DeadlyGrim]

Well, I know one mother who's getting sent to a concentration camp! :awesome:

[Alanith]

This is GREAT! Thank you!

[EVA01X]

Churchills probably the one who bought all those minis anyway

[awalkerbetween]

This video is full of truth and win.

[HellecticMojo]

Hitler wouldn't run spell jammer....

lol

[jeramyware]

That was incredibly amusing. Thank you.