Car wash (Rémi GAILLARD)

[kittykat4323]

@ soccor11king and @topmaster360

Both if you just grow up. Arguing over correct punctuation is just childish, I don't care how old you both are, you're acting like 8 year olds.

[patrick18365]

That must hurt

[TheVimvim]

NOT SAFE

[TheMCArchitects]

this is remi gaillard...... and this is jackass

[UkMusic666]

I bet it was fucking sore hahaha, remi the legend.

[AlMaadeed1]

damn i always wanted to do that :/

[kabata76]

Lmfao this shit is better then Jackass

[MULTIOLIVEMAN]

@kabata76 but The Dudesons are still the best



[Paskajaakko2000]

dlD4T3X

[zXIriShSuLLyXz]

why dont hobos do this ??? O.o

[toukimumu]

@zXIriShSuLLyXz

because when it started, he was like "oh fuck fuck fuck". This thing is for cars, it might hurt the skin quite badly.

[shaykeogh]

@zXIriShSuLLyXz because it is not free you genius



[Comati23]

je'adore tes videos a quand le prochains?

[Chitamashii]

I'll wash my car at that car wash

[ruben5701]

find the quest 0_0 ( or something )  press "view all comments" press f3 then type : thevelvetbubble and your done

[Re1983M]

Ребята я очень жалею что раньше его не узнал! Это супер, нужно людей немного распорошить! Все сонные!!!!

[WarPig971]

@Soccer11king CTRL+F and there u go.

[Soccer11king]

@WarPig971 Thank u

[signnet2]

@Soccer11king Day 1873 of finding stupid comments. I have lost hope in humanity's creativity and originality.

[M4TRIXed]

@Soccer11king hahahahhahhahahahahahahhahaha I doubled my laugh after seeing your comment LMFAO hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[TopMaster360]

@Soccer11king See all comments>ctrl+f>thevelvetbubbl­e

You're fucking stupid for now knowing that.

[Soccer11king]

@TopMaster360 No or now? Learn to write, you're fucking stupid to not know that

[TopMaster360]

@Soccer11king Actually It was mean to be "not"

And you're calling me stupid for not knowing how to write? Well I'm pretty sure you're retarded for using a comma instead of a fullstop.

You also neglected the use of a fullstop at the end of your sentence.

How about you learn correct grammar before calling people out on a fucking typo?

[Soccer11king]

@TopMaster360 Comma and fullstop? I think you're retarded. This is not homeworks, this is a YouTube video. And by the way, I'm 12 :D

[TopMaster360]

@Soccer11king Well you were the one who started it.

[Soccer11king]

@TopMaster360 Well, you can't control yourself?

[TopMaster360]

@Soccer11king That's it. I'm telling Mom on you.

[metraian]

@Soccer11king CTRL+F ? O.o

[MrDirtbikemaniac]

@Soccer11king open all comments click F3 and search for it :)

[Djobohobo]

@Soccer11king very original..... fag

[MrHax951]

haha funy videos

[skorde3skillz]

thumbs up for the greatest idiot of all time!

[jadco]

@skorde3skillz Idiot? No sir. Remi is a fucking God. I have reported you for calling a God an idiot.

[Josef282]

shouldn't it be called mega balls wash

[pleasenotbushagain]

Convo. between Remi and friend:

Remi:We need new Ideas for web videoes!

Friend: Ok, which do you want tonight, Marijuana or Crack?

[123adrianramirez]

Rèmi's balls are as big as chuck noris's

[TheExia0]

i used to do that 2..... but than i took an arrow to the knee

[11warza]

@TheExia0 Arrow in the knee not to...

[ELFHUNTER50]

didnt that hurt?

[Bmomo56]

@ELFHUNTER50 it's really dangerous, it's maybe the most dangerous thibg he did

[DefenS93]

this man has the biggest balls on the planet

[lolocig125]

i've always wanted to do that

[cmprizes]

No wonder he has to bathe at a car wash, he cant find anywhere else to wash his huge rhinoceros balls.

[GigglesSkey]

@cmprizes haha thats mean and funny at the same time.

[Lonestar113355]

@cmprizes homo alert

[informyougamer21]

haha comment rage! lmao emi man your amazing

[Linksapprentice100]

was the water too cold or was it just going to crush him?

[TheOneXonxoner]

@Linksapprentice100 that shit was hitting him like a million whips at the same time

[Afishyfish1]

Hope it did his bum crack too after all that

[SolidArch]

the best way to exfoliate

[cocacola2800]

he actually has a hitman trying to kill him

[Mdrantho]

Non je rogole

[Mdrantho]

C monn pere

[antririkimouche]

pk ya kdé personne ki parl anglais

[genovaratin]

ha ha ha ha crazy

[64MojoMan]

I had a dream where there was a car wash without being in a garage thing!

This just prove, dreams come tru

[chtdmrc]

Awasemo deli lan bu Manyakk :D aıyusıpjokğld

[Coverthavoc2]

This guy should be on Jackass!

[Minecraftnoob101]

@Coverthavoc2 He lives in Europe though. And if he left Europe he wouldn't be able to do all this stuff.

[ThePannakatarzyna]

No to go wyczyściło

[SpontaneousOwl]

That's gotta hurt...

[PlumaDHeater]

Remi est un dieu ! Nous avons de la chance, nous français d'avoir cette homme qui fait n'importe quoi !

[tippcc]

Remi Gaillard is a ledgend !!!!!!!!!!!

[henjueke1950]

Unlikely that these 30 seconds is worth 7,360,057 views. Hahahahahaha...

[ffsyourself]

Now I know how Remi takes a shower!

[pitchouneprincess]

le maboule

[XxMiist3rkillxX]

trop fort



[XxMiist3rkillxX]

mdr



[Shyster44]

Thevelvetbubble's comment was.....WHY DONT HOBOS DO THIS?!?!

[Paranormal532]

Great.Now I have to find thevelvetbubble's comment....

[dkim2039]

That must hurt like shit.

[MrSasokiller]

the creator of trolling right here boys and girls

[KeDaiv]

this was just stupid

[887Nouanaconda]

Ce mec est incroyable..xD

[mizzzjelle]

ouch

[SpidahRidah]

Oh great, now I have to find ''thevelvetbubble''s comment...

[nomadelblabla]

@SpidahRidah that is fucking hilarious :)))))

[trevdog110]

@SpidahRidah I'm guessing it's something about how hobos should do this.

[MrDavidZelenka]

@SpidahRidah Or you use ctrl+f man

[WadaZable]

@SpidahRidah FOR THE 10000th TIME PRESS "SHOW ALL COMMENTS" THE PRESS CTRL + F AND TYPE IN THE FUCKIIINNNG NAME!

[SpidahRidah]

@WadaZable FOR THE 10000th TIME, LOOK WHEN I RELEASED THE FUCKING COMMENT!!

[WadaZable]

@SpidahRidah yeah 2 weeks ago? its not like you released it 2 years ago? That comment is 5 months old...

[SpidahRidah]

@WadaZable Stop being a fucking moron..

[WadaZable]

@SpidahRidah you are the thump hore so fuck off faggot

[SpidahRidah]

@WadaZable I didn't ask for nothing. Pathetic little virgin.

[WadaZable]

@SpidahRidah Virgin? Come on you even copy your diss.... Copy cat 

[SpidahRidah]

@WadaZable Your insults doesn't even make sense.. Why the fuck do I bother..

[WadaZable]

@SpidahRidah If you ise a little brain you know what i mean. Just becuse i cant perfert english you play stupid. Copy cat.

[SpidahRidah]

@WadaZable English isn't even my native language.. And what the fuck do you mean ''copy cat'' ? You're just coming up with random insults, trying to push me down...

But again, why the fuck do I even bother arguing with a spoiled little bitch like you.

Go be an incompetent fucktard somewhere else.

[Zwobert]

@SpidahRidah no you dont have to do anything, it doesnt matter at all.

[FlAmEbLaDeClOuD]

@SpidahRidah did you find it?

[snoopypwn]

@SpidahRidah No one fucking cares.

[SpidahRidah]

@snoopypwn seems like 58 people did..

[danny321321123]

@SpidahRidah command f. there you go.

[crossroads13]

Is doing anything that anyone is.

[kuhataparunks]

This HAS to hurt really bad... red gashes all over his body after this i presume.

[Novakovicar]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[asskettm318]

et si c'était un americain à la place de Rémi Gaillard??

[ew7810]

calisto. biz



[DerDerDeineMamiBangt]

i did that once that shit hurts like hell

[HBC26]

@DerDerDeineMamiBangt LOL

[corndog626]

Actually maired is how u say shit in French Douchepickle!

[Poofynut]

@corndog626  *Merde

[HillLuvJump999]

bet that hurt

[shineyourlight247]

All we did today in math was watch your videos; love it <3 :)

[legomindstrom]

Full body clean gaurentee!!!

[TheUltimateDunce]

@legomindstrom You mean Full Body 'Rash' :]] Hahah! He is the bomb!!

[legomindstrom]

@TheUltimateDunce yeah thats true

[emptycorp]

by doing anything you become anyone

[Flundrek]

I always wanted to see what the TEXT on the end means, but im to lazy.

[adiofrek]

@Flundrek google translate put it as "it is doing anything that anyone is"

[Clemsonandcubsfan1]

@Flundrek it means by doing anything, one becomes somebody

[Marios810]

ahahahah

[littlemini58]

Bah oui Rémi, le carwash, c'est fait pour les voitures et ça fait mal !!!

[Blaas123]

On the 0:18 it sounds like he says "faen" (means f*** in norwegian) and 0:28 it sounds like "Å helvete" (bloody hell or something like that" ;)

[BitchAssNeecah]

@Blaas123 Wdh Dude. He said "FourFeetTah" . Or some shit like that. And On the other one.He said "Awaliwali"... Dude..dh?

[Blaas123]

@BitchAssNeecah It sounds like that too me ;)

[dim533]

@Blaas123 he said "oh putain", which is like "oh shit" in french.

[dim533]

@dim533 actually it literally means "oh whore".

[starshapedscar]

@dim533 and if translated literally, it makes no sense. "Oh shit" is the appropriate English translation.

[DxTsS]

@starshapedscar no il french and he say '' OH FUCK OH FUCK ''

[starshapedscar]

@DxTsS I obviously have more English skills than you do, and I say "oh shit" and "oh fuck" are the SAME FUCKING THING. Oh, and I speak French too. And oh, I'M A TRANSLATOR. Mets ça dans ta pipe!

[DxTsS]

@starshapedscar hahahha putin met sa dans ta pipe sa c'est bon c'est du bon francais ;) mais nan oh merde et oh putin c pas pareil x)

[starshapedscar]

@DxTsS wow t'es vraiment bouché toi hen? Le TERME n'est pas pareil mais ça a la même SIGNIFICATION. On appelle ça un ÉQUIVALENT. Un sacre, c'est un sacre. Et on peut constater que t'es pas vraiment meilleur en français qu'en anglais.

[DxTsS]

@starshapedscar Tu peux pas savoir ;) j'écris comme je veux ici et moi je voulait juste dire que peut etre sa a la meme signification pour toi mais n'empeche c'est mon cas et celui de plein d'autre de trouver que oh merde et oh putain c'est pas la meme tchou.

[Blaas123]

@dim533 But it sounds like "å fy faen" to me ;)

[minijackasses1000]

you like remi gallaird or jackass watch our vids then!!

[MrJajonej]

fakk chuck norris fakk america WELCOME REMI!

[javiier65]

jajajajajaja xD

[MickaBg49]

t'es exellent comme mec bravo a toi et continue a nous faire rire car n'oublier pas que c'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'impornte qui

[weedbabyfly]

jackAsS

[Sparow97]

i bet he turned red :D

[Lithemasterofmetal]

ahaha awesome! :D

[asilva794]

This is the only way he can wash is big balls!!!

[jurek323]

no wax?

[peinDrumline]

pretty cool

[Izzy8u]

whats the french at the end translate in english?

[camstu2001]

@Izzy8u Literally Remi says "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck" and the man holding the camera says "Come on, come on, do it again"

[Izzy8u]

@camstu2001 oi pita? haha. i meant, the white text with black background in the end. l'est en faisant etc

[camstu2001]

@Izzy8u Oh, it's Remi's motto: "It's by doing anything that you become anyone."

[Izzy8u]

@camstu2001 cool, thanks

[iownu875]

thats a showering style i'll always use

[PlayerMuzika]

now this is remi showering style :D

[frwtr1968]

the axe commercial, in real life...

[karinaisweird]

Those things can strip your skin! I'm assuming that's an older car wash?:D

[Soccer11king]

@karinaisweird You think it wouldn't destroy the paint?

[Mbash93]

I would imagine this hurts like hell...

[LtGenHaden]

i love remis vids

[MineCaptian]

all the 331 people who disliked this work at a car wash :D

[thevelvetbubble]

why dont hobos do this???!!!

[cndkalu]

@thevelvetbubble cuz they dont hv money



[cooltuque]

@thevelvetbubble Cause it hurts like hell

[flower0scotland]

@thevelvetbubble see video for details

[91lilfrozone23]

@thevelvetbubble

maybe cause a carwash is like  20 bucks? lol

[GTHEBESTDUDE]

@thevelvetbubble you know you have to pay money to make it work-.-

[Dustin52456]

@GTHEBESTDUDE cheaper then a bathroom

[GTHEBESTDUDE]

@Dustin52456 true, true.

[1nContr0l]

@thevelvetbubble HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

[RoyalBarrel]

@thevelvetbubble you have to pay

[cuttenthroat]

@thevelvetbubble that costs money ... hobos dont have money, thats the problem ...

[nelljax]

@thevelvetbubble it still costs

[Mike3001]

@thevelvetbubble because it costs money

[Stickman470]

@thevelvetbubble Hobos don't do this because it stings like hell.

[ionnieboy]

@thevelvetbubble

cause it hurts like hell

[Melamamoduro]

@thevelvetbubble since when hobos have 20 bucks?

[Gochan231]

LOL o ja p******* XD