#1 Sex Toy

[bibbityboppity01]

the rabbit is the #1 sex toy... Sorry lube :]

[leelee95RAD]

yayyy lube is number one xD

[pimpc1125]

nothing is worse then a dry vagina.. lube is the best

[UzamakiHitachi]

i fail at determining how much to use cause i realize women are more wet at one time than another O.o

foreplay is good ;D

[evexxsmile]

mine is dried poo

[LaurenLikesx]

wat is lube 8-):P

[cowboytime35]

DANG!

[FestiveVortex]

this nut cheese a girl or a guy. o_o

[no1funkydiva]

I've never needed lube. I may, when I get older. I've heard when women hit their 40's+ they start to get dry.

My ass is exit only, so no worries there.

I do like flavored oils that can be licked off though. Those are nice. =0P

[soundrone]

was that john popper that walked by in the background at the end?

[GayBoiDem]

Thank you NutCheese, You have given me great insight into how women work, and once again confirmed my homosexuality. I love your videos.

[katalina2007]

OMG, I cannot believe that she agreed to say EVERYTHING about "lube" ON CAMERA!! I am EMBARRASSED--and I am not even on camera!!  LOL! Yeah, I was gonna say: "lube buffet"--LMAO!!

[geofx2]

oh my god! At the end of the video I saw Dr. Jones from Raiders of the Lost Ark walk out of Good Vibes!!

[PeonysA]

Your butt does make some lubrication. Check out the Dan Savage LoveCast, he'll tell you.

[cheeryohs]

lube buffet? that's a new one, lol

[jamesmorgandavies]

(to the tune of The Spam Song)

Lube, lube, lube, lube,

lube, lube, lube, lube,

lube, lube, lube, lube,

lube, lube, lube, lube,

LUBE!

Wonderful lube, glorious LUUUUUUBE!

[Chibiicap]

This lady knows too much about sex toys, and LUBE! are you at like a sex shop or somthing?

[noseinthebook]

Um... yeah considering she works there and needs to be able to help people find what they need. Since when can you know too much about sex toys or lube? its good info to have y'know.

[Chibiicap]

heh.. maybe we should change the name of this site to lubetube :p

[minniesota54]

All good friction needs some lubrication. Funny vid.

[tsalaghi]

Lube buffet?! OMG! I so have to make one. I think I'll do it in missionary style...I mean mission style.

[agaygeek]

GoodVibes is awesome. Good idea for a video

[DatAintRight]

Mast, always asking questions he already knows. He was just trying to see if she was going to give him the eye. LOL

[Candee14]

I never leave home without my lube.

[747dog]

Aw come on now, You do sooo much more entertaining and artsey work than this bit...Hoping you were just having a creative brain lock at that time....Because throughly look forward to your creative "Check this Shit Out with Me" approach...Waiting for more...

[MangaChocobo]

real informative about butter-bation

[marquisdejolie]

I used WD40

[TheMathGuy]

LOL! Why does it not surprise me that Christopher Mast was getting in on this discussion?

[JakFrostwolf]

just 2 words: DAMN BORING!!

[NutCheese]

Were you hoping to see some anal action?

Sorry if you learned something.

[alyssacorexcore]

LUBE BUFFET!

roflroflrofl. that's awesome.

[chizzizlerizzle]

NutCheese I have to tell you lube caused bruising on my ass.(No I didnt get anal...if thats what you were gonna reply) I think I used too much and some dripped on the floor...okay maybe my aim was a little off. Then while im doing my thang I slipped on the lubed up floor and well straight on my ass.

[chizzizlerizzle]

Since then I wear medical gloves on my feet for anti slippage(not really). Im pretty sure it could have been 2 times worse though. Like if I came at the same time that I fell. Then you know cum on my legs. Or on my face.

[NutCheese]

Just cause it is the #1 sex toy doesn't mean that it can't be dangerous. Safe sex= doing it on carpet.

[chizzizlerizzle]

Well now that must be hard to clean up. I try not doing anything on the carpet. It gets way too sticky. I dont like having crusty carpets. Any other recomendations NutCheese? Seeing as you are a lube expert. You know people are gonna come to you for advice now.

[NutCheese]

That's cool... it's what I do for a living.

Maybe you could try indoor/outdoor carpet... then you could hose it off after... or try doing it on the lawn.

If all else fails did it in your roommates room... who cares if you leave a sticky mess in there?

[chizzizlerizzle]

Well I try to be careful where I leave my secretions. I don`t want kids all over the place. Mini chizzizlerizzles in not what Im looking for. I mean common what if a girl tripped and fell vagina first onto the surprise I left in my roomates room. I don`t want to be the one telling him I might be the father you know? And I try to not scare my neighbors...so the lawn thing might not work out.

[NutCheese]

Just put a bag over your head... your neighbors will never know who it is.

[eternalanime]

LOL

[chizzizlerizzle]

Damn you might be right. Ill be back for more advice. Ill let you know how my neighbors reacted. Thanks!

[stylistbrighton]

is lube really a toy? i thought it was to assist with the toys...ahhh well

[Deliamheraset]

Don't use soap as lube, causes bacterial vaginitis and it'll make sex really painful for the girl until she gets some antibiotics.

[millsfreak]

Astroglide!!!

[KIRKIN2112]

Lube Buffet? Far out!

[gumpydoood]

Do you like to lube up one of those gigantic double size black dildoes with the spikes all over it to shove up your ass when you're blowing a group of guys?

[NutCheese]

Is that what you recommend?

[jaime21985]

"Lube buffet"

Hahahaha...

LMAO!!!

[GayBob08]

OK...the ad on the right of the screen is for

THE LOVE BUTTON...Was that planned?

Another fun video to help me start the day

Peace

[angie8675309]

very informative Kelly...

[cooksterz]

Ah, i think the t-shirt "stressing lube" is a keeper! she is an expert!

[puffie10us1]

Great Vid - Girl knows her Stuff ... cool

[Servo333]

two words..... lube buffet. five stars

[ladyrichelle]

Kelley, keep doing what ur doing. I liked the fact that this video was educational. Many people didn't know that it is like that asexual asshole (the dude who wanted to flag you)who won't get laid until he's 6 feet understand would only masturbate with his pinky (lol) but that's another story... but please keep educating and keep elaborating and many people like me will learn.

[NutCheese]

I have been try to figure out a way to incorporate what I do everyday at my job. I am still debating on how to go into harm reduction with drug use and sex work. Some people don't see the humor in stuff like that. You realize social workers have a twisted sense of humor right?

[NutCheese]

flagged huh? I guess you didn't understand the video. I guess you don't know what sex is. I KNOW you know what masturbation is!

Long time no see DZ :)

[sooooemo]

great video kelley.... guys that don't utilize lube are at a disadvantage

[fullmontycarlo]

There needs to be lube for nerds. Something like caffeinated lube. Oy! Another way to get pumped. (pun inteneded)

[39ohmy]

Gotta have the lube! I recommend JO Personal Lubricant (or system JO) it's safe w/ Latex and Silicon and is oh so slickery. ;-)

[NutCheese]

There was nothing offensive about my video. It was educational. This is HIV prevention. Since when is is wrong to educate yourself about your health?

[berzerkeley]

AWEsome vid. Gott love good vibes. There's one right here in my neighborhood. A clean lighted place for sex toys with a VERY informative sales staff. We send "good vibes" from bErzerkeley!

[NutCheese]

They KICK ASS!!!

[Sequoya]

Very educational and strait to the point. :)

[NutCheese]

straight? You're not referring to Christopher are you?

[JokerRose]

that was great hope no retard flags it

[onboardvideo]

Awesome. Are there really people who don't know about lube? How sad! I love people who aren't afraid to do their job well. Did she manage to make the sale?

[NutCheese]

No sale there... I work in the same field as her so we were just bonding over our fondness of lube.

[theloathlydaddy]

Ulp. I...  am... speechless! LOL

[patio87]

Lube buffet..........

[travitherabbii]

My sister lives by Good Vibrations I went past that store like 5 when I was out there

[NutCheese]

Polk or the Mission?

[travitherabbii]

Mission

[NutCheese]

oh ok... we were on Polk. I have been to both though

[travitherabbii]

cool

[chitter0chatter]

If I died today: I'd hate for my mother to see my collection.

[NutCheese]

Why... would she steal it from you?

[nerdfighter4]

Good lube info. I had no idea there were different lubes for different kinds of sex. Good to know. I thought KY was it until I saw this video. I am going to check out that website now. Thanks for the enlightenment Nutcheese!

[NutCheese]

I am here to help

[dannye60]

horray for lube!

[rettnaye]

Its always good to use lube! It just adds to the excitement and pleasure :)

Is it really the #1 sex toy though?

[NutCheese]

yes it is... it makes everything more fun!

[robtran]

WD-40: Perfect for your valve.

[Edenroc720]

LOL! I was thinking the exact same thing! ha!

[robtran]

I aim to please.

So to speak....

[1938superman]

Life is better with lube.

[myloflex]

So always go with the lube is what you're saying...ok.

[kidblood1]

Wow not letting any video replys,bummer,stuck up partner

[NutCheese]

Suck it!

[Texasred63]

i carry a little pack of WET in my backpack everywhere I go just in case!!!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[robtran]

NO HE WASN'T.

[mikma]

YES!! Yes he was and was here before you but had to go for got his lube

[robtran]

Relax, Mikma. I'm just giving you the proverbial poke in the ribs. I like your videos, and this is my weird way of expressing admiration. Don't worry, though; Nalts doesn't get it either. ;-)

[mikma]

i get it i was pokeing back

[NutCheese]

stalker

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

Yea I did too, but you know target marketing just begs for this video to have an astroglide advert, don't you think?

[TooLooseLeTrek]

what's wrong with olive oil?

[NutCheese]

Popeye already has dibs on her. Also she is not my type.

[DESIGNINCSTORE]

congrats on the partners gig i notice the ads just now

[themightythor1212]

Be a Man, go DRY!

[themightythor1212]

OMG you Lube to masterbate!! Mast neve told me that!

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

It's masturbate Thor, you must work for the Government, none of their employees can spell!

[themightythor1212]

you would know! ;)

[ZenArcher]

Umm Someone left out Motor oil... HELLO!?

Be Well! ~ Zen Archer

[NutCheese]

I am sneaky about educating people :P

[BoomerChick55]

Was she the Lube Sales Rep?

[NutCheese]

nope... just your average sex educator.

[sm1else]

I think I just found my calling: Lube salesman!

[GrandeMochaLate]

Hahaha! This video is awesome. Hell. So is lube. lol

[Tobie2]

I love Lube!  It tastes much better than vaseline!

[anmoose]

Wow! I'm suddenly SO much better educated. I'll be designing my own lube buffet this afternoon.

I hope the cats don't get any ideas...

Moosie

[NutCheese]

lube... cats... oh you just walked into that one.

[robtran]

Yes, be careful, because there's nothing a pussy likes better than lots and lots of lube.

Wow, that comment was lubilicious..lubitubby...lubi-­lubi-wanga-danga-ding-dong!!

[Pipistrello]

Are there any "common misconceptions" I can use for my new vid spots?

[NutCheese]

Lube... it's not just for gays.

[Dinksmallwood1]

Hey, it took me 10 google-minutes to find out what lube is... Now I know: It's a rockband!!!

[NutCheese]

Their music is really slick

[Dinksmallwood1]

*pant*

lol

[silkyang]

Lube is some slickery fun :) but I've never seen anyone's lube buffet before. That would probably scare the hell outta me.

[ItalianStallionette]

She just wants to get in your pants. HAHAAH Christopher. He totally was hard. I know it. Lube is the only way to get the whole fist in.

[NutCheese]

Christopher is ALWAYS hard!

[ellesse808]

LOL~ i love "AQUA LUBE" is the Best lol~~

[Zipster08]

Oh yeah AND....IS SHE HOLDING A BEER??

[NutCheese]

umm... nope. It's fancy water.

[Zipster08]

LUBE BUFFET?? Yikes! Oh yeah...I DON'T NEED LUBE!!!

[NutCheese]

EVERYONE NEEDS LUBE!!!

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

Yes you do Terry, you just call it saliva!

[wallywalt]

I just watched the Pilot Episode of YouLube!

[anmoose]

LMAO!! This is a 5 star comment!

[TXStateBobcats]

Goooo lube!

[Daliwolf]

Yay for lube!!! I buy it by the gallon.

[mattlaw25]

Can't say i've ever heard of a lube buffet before. More power to ya!

So informative. :)

[bbkmomma]

silicone is best -- and the highlight of my recent New York trip? The Pleasure Chest! (Where I purchased - lube!)

[OhCurt]

I like NutCheese.

She teaches me things!

[cp3421]

i agree

[NutCheese]

You mean you didn't learn this stuff in school?

[OhCurt]

Of course not. I went to school in the Midwest.

[NutCheese]

What do they do... just spit on it?

[OhCurt]

They wait until they're married and then complain that the soap causes irritation.

[TheMathGuy]

What you mean to say is they wait until they're married to tell anyone that they're having sex. Of course as far as virginity is concerned, God doesn't mind if you do anal or oral. But whatever you do, don't use a condom because that might make it back into a sin I think.

[poppopbeat]

Aw, a friend of mine works at GV in San Francisco...not sure which location, though. I was hoping to see her in the background.

[NutCheese]

We were at the Polk St store.

[songsfromahat]

A woman who goes to my church founded good vibes. They contribute so much to promoting safe sex in our community. and Yay lube!

[NutCheese]

Good Vibes KICKS ASS!!!

[kaauknow]

lol YOU..Lube

[tootsie086]

i been there soo many times. ha.

[NutCheese]

are you referring to Christopher?

[tootsie086]

yes. thats what im talking about.

:)

[Bpgreene512]

Its a lie. I laughed so hard my asshole got wet? Great vid Kell.

[NutCheese]

that was runny poo

[DameEdithDivine]

This video is so sweet. Thank you, NutCheese.

[NutCheese]

flavored lube is sweet... I am precious :)

[berzerkeley]

actually, you kind of ARE!

[SWTPEA64]

Thanks for the sex education class ;)

[freitasex]

I love lube

[smkass420]

Your not the only one. Lube rock my world.

[rockinjellyfish]

Why did Christopher Mast have to be there? I think I am completely turned off to lube now.

[NutCheese]

He was there to prove the point that lube is good for masturbation too

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

I was there too, and he was there because he thought NutCheese would have two dimples on her lower back, he likes to call them thumb rests! I had to chaperone because NutCheese said; You have to come with me, this guy is kind of creepy!"

[joannawashere]

Thanks for the tip, Nutcheese! Now all I need is a partner. :/

[javalu882005]

Good gosh. She really Went in to the Details Any way, Thanks for the Tip

[NutCheese]

not necessarily

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

Christopher Mast clearly puts the mast in masturbation! Funny thing isn't he a SCRUB nurse??? SCRUB A DUB DUB CHRISTOPHER!

[NutCheese]

He had a calling

[TandEeesDad]

Was she holding a bottle of beer lube? C.M must have an exceptionally clean willy.

Linc65

[NutCheese]

He is very persistent about rubbing it clean

[firefare]

There ya' go.  Very informative. Thanks. :)

[chris3ff]

Haha Mast is a n00b with a dry, chaffy dong.

[claushah]

LOL! Gotta love the Lube. =-)

[MarkDayComedy]

Christopher Mast has sudsing-up issues...

Or so i've heard...

[NutCheese]

have you seen his 'live shower cam' online too?

[pyrilamine]

love the lube!!

[Illuminatta]

Oh, lube is SO the number one sex toy. Thank for you this highly educational video. LOL!

[PrincessDiana161]

Like CM doesn't already know LOL

Lube is our Friend :)

[NutCheese]

"I would like you to meet my friend lube."

"Oh hello Lube... nice to meet you"

[distorteddogma]

I always keep a gallon or two under the night table. Arizona is kind of dry.

Be Well.

[LukaIsntLuka]

you learn something new every day! :-)

[bnessel1973]

Why is it okay for me to hear you say "lube", but when Mast said it, it became really dirty?

[Illuminatta]

LOL!!! YES!!!