the aventures of superpup part one

[RWhettstone]

This is why Reeves killed himself.

[Kitsuneranger]

@RWhettstone the film Hollywoodland begs to differ

[OreckBoy1]

OMG!!! I just realized...these "pups" have...FIVE FINGERED HUMAN HANDS!!!!!!!

[RetroToledo]

@OreckBoy1 Yeah, they could've made them four fingered and we wouldn't think any different of it!

[djpeanutbutterjelly]

this should have had success! why!?

[icthar]

ahead of it's time even now. Imagine The Wire or The Sopranos with the characters reimagined as midgets in dog costumes.

[steveasat2]

Is that Dallas McKennon as the voice of Deskmouse and Bark Bent and the Editor? IMDB only lists the actors inside the suits. I heard that voice and immediately thought of cartoon-Archie.

[RetroToledo]

@steveasat2 It sounds like Dal to me too.

[MrBlaque2U]

This. Is. Stupid.

[TheKitsuneCavalier]

Woot! Superpup! I've only heard of this because my fiancee is such a fan of Adventures of Superman! Bark Bent/Super Pup was played by Billy Curtis, who played Mole Man #1, in the George Reeves movie, Superman and the Mole Men. He later appeared in the exact same office as this clip, but as a Martian named Mr. Zero. Woot Billy Curtis!

[Crazy56U]

At 00:17, I was confused.

At 00:23, I was shocked.

At 00:46... I facepalmed.

[dagrimmreepa]

dammit, i chose the absolute worst time to run out of weed :(

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Man, this is David Lynch territory..

[KenoshiAkai]

I keep expecting this to end up being a GWAR video. Here's hoping.

[veemonjosh]

"Two and two makes four...WHAT?!?"

[KingoffKentucky]

nightmarish

[Ratgrappler]

Am I the only person who thought of Hunter S. Thompson when I saw 3:16?

[Ratgrappler]

Professor Sheep Dick?

[AkuSan10]

08:40

A Large grandfather clock just walks in his office, and nobody says shit about it.

[Runningonbrains]

Please PLEASE don't let there be a Part 2

[cuallito]

THIS

[nero36]

Professor Shit Pump?

[GADefence]

I keep hearing professor Sheep Dick.

[killemall22]

it's kind of cute and hilarious... maybe because i'm not 10 i stand correct 9:57 ruined my life

[obiwansh1nobi]

Wait, so the dog in jail can hear them talking about him in the office?

[killemall22]

it's kind of cute and hilarious... maybe because i'm not 10

[VariousArtists2]

9:57 will give me the most terrifying of all nightmares...

[ChannelUmptyThree]

I bet that the actors were glad that they had to wear those dog heads so that nobody would know what they all looked like and they wouldnt have to face the shame of being in this "show"

[Shadoboy]

Star reporter for the Daily Bugle...?

They couldn't even get the name of their own newspaper right?

[greedymuppet]

Super Pup? More like Sub-par pup! Hardy harr!

[antipusrises]

My God, what have we done?

[TheXand19]

The explosion just after 6:31 made me laugh so fucking much.

[GOYOSAMSA02]

Like Butt Head once said "It's so horrible, I can't even to talk about how much this sucks"

[twisteddigit]

Holy shit.

[laughatmeimnasty]

Cracked sent me, although I wish it hadn't

[rbtmckone1]

WOOOOOOOOOOO!



[mrjimmyos]

I wonder why this never kicked of- wait, how did he get a saw in jail?

[Movieman894]

This entire thing is what you see while you're dying from asphyxiation.

[foodiedave]

1:00 That mouse is obviously going to masturbate.

[jahenx94]

7:39 "Over here!" Oh wait, I can't see shit either...

[jahenx94]

I assume that the midget in the bulldog costume survives by consuming tears and nightmares

[StalinBrosef]

Professor Sheepdick? Ohhhh. My mistake. How silly of me.

[TheCheatingBastard]

Holy shit, I made it to 9:57 and crapped myself. That look would have horrified poor little kids.

[bassistchris2]

i can deal with the giant dog costumes –that is to be expected– but what the hell was happening to the radio?

[drumlip]

Wait, wasn't the Daily Bugle the name of Spider-man's newspaper?

[Circles9]

Guys they're saying professor sheep-dip

[paulblasi4]

Oh. This existed.

[readordiefanatic]

is this a David Lynch movie?

[mseales]

He spilled half that fucking glass of bomb juice on the counter.

[AMVpurgatory]

And yet we never got a Spider-Ham show. What a shame.

[DucksBeware]

@AMVpurgatory Spider Ham was the shit!

[AMVpurgatory]

@DucksBeware

Agreed. I have several of the comics he appears in. I actually wish Marvel would do a comedy film based on their silly characters like Spider-Ham, Forbush Man, Milk and Cookies, the Pulverizer, and so on. With all the superhero films coming out these days, I say the world is ready for "What The--?!" the movie.

[DucksBeware]

@AMVpurgatory Or at least a cartoon of really small kids.

[geldofpunk32]

Nightmares.

[DroveThemInsane]

That wolf thing that broke that Sheepdick out sounds familiar.

[yrcrazypa]

Are they saying Professor Sheepdick?

[CasaiAgicap]

I am at a loss for words.

[kebsis]

Ah, good old fashioned nightmare fuel!

[TheBehattedOne]

What.

[genewash86]

Giant dog heads, mini cannons, nuclear bomb juice, and a random police persuit in the high dessert. True magic.

[reaperman2010]

The Daily Beagle...

[cwillson1965]

@TheCheatingBastard Cracked indeed...

[harsawa]

@TheCheatingBastard Indeed, a fumbsup for you!  =)

As for the video.... yeah wtf.

[zeldafanful]

@TheCheatingBastard WELL,DUH!

[SockMyDink]

This is horrific

[kikomiko1]

This show was the number one cause for the abnormally high amount of child suicides in 1958.

[abridgeduploader]

4:32

Why would the sign have "They went that way" on the back?

[CMHardcastle]

Am I the only one who notices the dirt road in the middle of fucking Metropolis?

[ForBeatsSake]

the special effects are still better than Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

[EmptyTelevision]

I think I've had nightmares that look like this....

[inkyautumnheart]

Boiling Mouthwash + Paper Air Plane = Atom Bomb?!

[zarektlek]

@inkyautumnheart

Here's the stickler: He put a small trace amount onto the airplane and tossed it out the window, causing a nuclear explosion. Then when he pours the liquid into the bottle, plenty spills over onto the side. Wouldn't that also cause a nuclear explosion?

[elvishskills]

So they imprison the dragon from the Never Ending Story?

[soadnecro]

what the fuck am i watching?

[AssassinTheHasson]

HEY GUYS, IF I SAY THAT CRACKED BROUGHT ME WILL I GET HIGHEST COMMENT?! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CRACKED IS SO OBSCURE AND STUFF

[M0DEAN]

@AssassinTheHasson I gave you a thumbs up because cracked brought you here. I will also give you a thumbs down for the all caps.

[AssassinTheHasson]

@M0DEAN Well that just makes me want to kiss you

[LightningLice]

Why not the Daily Beagle? WHY?!

[Ghlan]

Why would a police officer in a world of dogs cut a chain of paper humans?

[KuolemaNox]

How did Professor Sheepdip get funding for this research? And how come the chemical doesn't make the plastic flask explode?

[mescatraz34]

Wait sorry there is no copyright infringement... Damn.

[mescatraz34]

You have no idea how much I wish that this show had succeeded and was currently available in DVD format. Thank you Cracked.com and misterkrad for exposing me to the awesome, copyright infringiness of Super Pup!

[MrCheckersmcgee]

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[MrLo0oK]

To fly around the earth in the time it takes to say "superpup", lets say one second, Superpup's average speed would be 40,075,160 m/s. Assuming he accelerates and decelerates constantly, this means he would reach double that in half a second, meaning he would be pulling 16,357,208.16 g's. No force on earth come's anywhere near that. Is superpup the most powerful superhero ever?

[mescatraz34]

@MrLo0oK Obviously he is. LOOK AT HIM!!! His other ability is to make unsuspecting children shit their pants in terror when looking upon his twisted visage.

[ColonelHoraldo]

@MrLo0oK I think it's due to his aerodynamic shape.

[OrochiFlamez]

Cracked

[ZombiePuppy]

@OrochiFlamez Cut that shit out.

[TheSouthernGentleman]

Also, how do you smuggle a saw in jail? I mean come on.

[Karmoon7]

@TheSouthernGentleman

So the fact that talking bidepal dogs use mortars to try and aprehend escaped convicts isn't a problem?

Hahaha :)

[TheSouthernGentleman]

@Karmoon7 The trick is to always over-analyze everything :3 

[Karmoon7]

@TheSouthernGentleman

I shall bear this mighty advice in mind, for the future :) Hahaha.

Have a good day!

[TheSouthernGentleman]

So....only me and the mouse know? For some reason I find that hard to believe.

[rmadara]

This is just wrong.

[TheRealJJJ]

0:24 - Topo Gigio?

[gnativerson]

a lot better than modern TV !

[EltBerserker]

just

yes

amazing

[Bobzeaux]

Wow... I never thought I'd see anything that would make Adam West's Batman look like The Dark Knight. O_o

A chemical that can turn a paper airplane into a nuclear warhead? Okay, that's admittedly cool. *lol*

[henkman00]

@Bobzeaux

i have this on DVD, it was a extra on one of the 'the adventures of Superman' seasons, they wanted to do more seasons but George Reeves died, so to 'continue' the show they actually tried this. and for some reason it didn't fly :P

[Bobzeaux]

@henkman00

Some reason.... *lol*

[kynoceph]

this makes Sid and Marty Kroft look like Shakespeare

[blueguile]

If Bark works for the Daily Bugle, where is Spider-Man?

[83phatman]

This is kinda fun. They only made this one episode, and apparently, according to the documentary LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!, it was never aired.

[voicebox64]

It looks like superman flew straight into a dog statue and couldn't see where he was going.

[TherealPingasaur]

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WERE THESE GUYS SMOKING WHEN THEY THOUGHT UP OF THIS "MIND RAPE"?

[83phatman]

@TherealPingasaur >> They were trying to salvage the Superman TV show. This was made after the death of George Reeves, the TV version of Superman in the 50s. It was only one show (this pilot).

[Nanaman12345]

This is hurting my soul with every second.

[fido815]

This is fun. It's silly, but I'm glad it exists. Shame it didn't get made. It would've been fun to see what they did with it.

[GusF]

This sort of reminds me of the Banana Splits.

[bauble24]

RE: 9:55 If I were a child, this would have given me nightmares

[kingfloopy]

Remember kids, drinking bong water and creating tv shows don't mix.

[rhatcher010]

I am not stoned enough for this shit.

[Circles9]

@rhatcher010 I am buddy

[imjowsef]

@rhatcher010 If you are watching this you are high enough. Time to lay off the acid

[dannywho06]

@rhatcher010

I am

[OpheliaImmortal]

they were simpler times

[PoonBot5K]

professor sheepdip is an asshole

[anoblenate]

sometimes i wish i was Bark Bent