Shark Attack 3, in less than 4 minutes

[johan404]

Since when do sharks growl :D

[teamgod]

I own this masterpiece, and I can guarantee you the protagonist says "son of a bitch!" at least 30 times throughout the movie.

Wait until you see the boat chase scene. He says "faster!" about 10 times, and it shows the same clip of the woman lifting the throttle. Wouldn't they be going as fast as possible to begin with? XD

[firedom5]

omfg he said "torpidos away mother fuckas" if you can hear it clearly

[tubester92]

"Megala-who?". Lmao.

[jackisagoonie]

at 1.26 best pick up line ever might try it round barnsley tmoz night ha ha

[bogalogalogaloga]

hah you can see the back of the boat coming through the shark

[AlexMacDonald177]

lmfao what a shitty movie

[RenegadeMaestro]

The shark is growling hahaha

[WestEndRose]

OMG this movie is so bad, it's hilarious! Poor John, he only did it for the cash and Jonathan Ross put it on his chat show to embarrass him lol. The only good thing was seeing JB in a wetsuit *drool* Thank god, he's moved on to bigger and better things.

[WestEndRose]

I've actually favourited this, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. John Barrowman is simply ace! XD

[xade76]

Oh, and wtf, how come at the end when he blows himself and the megalodon up with a torpedo... he lives without a scratch? Not only that, but when they rescue him, he starts joking and everbody laughs into the sunset.........

Way to go.

[xade76]

Die! Die! Die, god dammit, die! Die! Die! Die, son of a bitch, die! Die! Die!

...

That's what he screams at around 0:40 while smacking thabig ass shark with the butt of his rifle..........

[no1barrowmanfan]

i havnt yet seen this film but im guessing by the comments made then it is pretty crap....although hence my name I adore John Barrowman what was he like in this film may i ask?

[ooooooer]

lmao

you can see why john hasn't been in any other big roles in movies!

he does look goregous in it though!

[CEDB1221]

How did he survive the explosion at the end?

[omglolwtf66]

Hold On.....He turned the wheel left and the sub turned right? WTF. And Barrowman really stooped low here, acting in a Z-list movie.

[89rafa]

die! die! die! zlmao

[telboy1992]

how the Fu*k did this get permission to be made and honestly who thought it would do well compared to jaws i will hunt down people who wer involved in this film and make them suffer more then i did i will make the watch it twice

[ToyPlains]

0:46-0:56 they kept repeating themselves like retards

[johnlepo]

Sharks don't growl!

[xyzcupdude]

Die!!

[amh91891]

do sharks rally growl like that? lol

btw could the graphics get any worse?!

[piseth7]

no this is about the prehistoric shark, the megalodon so yes way back in time sharks were once this big

[jp235]

Aw, you missed the bit where the bad guy jet-skis straight into the shark's mouth :o(

[simonjeste]

Worst Green Screen Scene EVER!

[ale848]

"die goddamit! die die!"

[MMordax]

John Barrowman rules XD

[Minisha]

Megalo-WHO?

haha

Corrny.

But I love John Barrowman.

[CM929]

Torpedoes away mother**cker!

[cheekybut4u]

LOL. Rubbish film. Should of been a comedy.

[wait887]

it was a comedy

[simonjeste]

sadly, no.

[CapitanoGUC]

allways take a baseball batten when you go fishing .....

[punkster4eva]

1:57... haha.. owneD!!

[1torchwoodfan1]

lovin that famous line!!!

[alchemyfreak3]

1:24

[Philkid3]

This is, without a doubt, the best movie ever made.

[ToyPlains]

what are you talking about? this movie sucked. unless you were being sarcastic

[ElleRoni]

Megalo-WHO?

[bobiind]

that thing can eat a house

[Poisonedblade]

This is the worst movie that I've seen... (that wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, starred Casper Van Dien, or was called Troll 2.)

[lawliette]

oh god i can't tell if this is brilliant or terrible!

[cutestuff666]

since when does a shark growl?

it's gotta be THE funniest movie ever, i just love watching it.

[floyd0401]

this movie has to be a comedy cz its one of the funniest ive ever seen

[deanh1978]

"die goddamit! die die!"

[Lifewraith08]

This has got to be 1 of the worst movies made. the special effects are crap and the script is rubbish!

[JHOW95]

i know lol

[prallott]

that final line! Oh, the delivery...

[COBRARocky]

Y'know there making a 4th one THIS ONE THE SHARKS ARE IN SPACE!

[DBZination]

To anyone who dosen't get why the shark changes sizes, in the movie there is a baby megalodon (small one) and a mother megalodon. (big one)Also in my opinion I thought it was a pretty good movie for its time.

[ElGeeko]

what, 5 years ago?

[nycfann22]

mom and daddy help me

[funkybros]

because hes a gr8 actor hes in movies torchwood doctor who and was in the west end

[dewgoddess24]

They called this shit a movie? How in hell did John Barrowman get cast as Jack Harkness after making this??

[Pikawil64]

The same way RTD ended Last of the Time Lords with a deus ex machinae AND a reset button in succession. *shotgunned*

[MetalShadowMario]

this movie sucks they use the shark that bites ppl a lot of times the same thing

[bassfishinfever]

wow i guess sharks can istantlly grow to different sizes i mean they can get small enough to poke there head in a boat then they get big enough to eat a boat

[mexicanshorty2008]

haha this movie is so bad it actually it made me laugh . I didn't know they growl it amuses me it sounds like my dog when he is pissed lol

[tosch89]

"what do you say i take you home and eat your pussy?" ;) LOOOL....like a porn^^

[Nickbrandonchester]

the way this movie is made it looks like a soft core porn

[MaddieW24]

i didn't know sharks made noises... it sounds like a dog!

[BellaStevenson1011]

sharks do growl a lil

[samthemanwilling]

i dont get it he turns the oposite way he tunrs the steering whilst i nthe sub lol

[VinnyMcQ]

.the shark gulps at 2:00!?!? i almost expected a burp since this is so bad

[newbeachinvasion]

Megala Who? Hey where are the cock tails? hahhahahahhHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH­AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAA

[Ehfvanteis]

Absolutely legendary.

[denial987]

sharks can't roar! lol

[newbeachinvasion]

they can if they're prehistoric dousche

[JamesDisaster]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT?!

[BellaStevenson1011]

but they do growl

[desertcoed]

They do now.

[phyllie417]

I wish I could get John wired....

[00SoldierofFortune00]

"Cus your my bitch." HAHAHHAHAHA

[Industrialdisease]

I wish they all got eaten at the end

[Javindo]

That was exactly what I was thinking whilst watching them float away LOL imagine a giant shark just jumps up over them in traditional tacky shark attack 3 fashion and they magically disappear into his throat XD

[Casanovarules]

This film is hysterical. thanks for uploading it

[Chickengirl005]

never knew that sharks could growl. xD.. and its funny that Barrowman plays this sleezy ladies man when he is actually gay in real life. and married. x)

[Zdaytona05]

lolz! why is the shark growling! lol

[qaffangyrl]

I am literally dying. that's freakin hilarious!

[Zdaytona05]

line at 1:25..lolz what class

[mugencivic88]

Definitely MST3K worthy.

[JaDangerz]

whoever made this movie needs more movie making experience

[snott64]

Oh MY GOD that was so crap LOL. Do think that is where John first practiced being Jack HA HA.

[SHADOWGUY12]

This is the funniest movie ever.

[broodergeek]

Oh John Barrowman.

[droctagon88]

I was unaware that sharks could growl. I suppose cinematic masterpieces can teach one some things that national geographic just cannot. I learn something new everyday.

[fighter509]

what the crap!

men one time it's just as big as a great white and then its just as big as a tsunami!

[randombear11]

wtf the shark gulped and it kept changing sizes

[xxmichaelahelenxx]

John: "Im feeling wired, so why dont i take you home and eat your pussy"

Hehe i luvv that!! It wasnt ment too be filmed but instead they kept it in

I luvv it when he says that!!

[micflo]

Megalawho? lol the perfect way to wrap up a crappy movie.

[Miabalzitch]

wow...this movie is so incredibly horrible...

[lillieslover]

its so bad its actually good

[jeffmoor1991]

huh?

[robertrulebirtannia]

so crap

[COBRARocky]

John Barrowman HAHA!

[COBRARocky]

When the mama megalodon eats Esai and the whole boat; you can clearly see as the shark's mouth emerges from the water that its teeth goes through the boat's motor showing that the hole scene is computer animated. Besides the boat is destroyed inside the shark's mouth and the shark has not even closed its mouth; in fact it never closes its mouth.

[Circle4]

Awh, please don't ruin this amazing movie for me.,.

[fissiontomb]

megalawho?

[Greatcheezer2021]

wtf sharks dont roar

[lachanceoli]

at 00:20 this shark look like in the jaws movie....thats the same scene? after the Quint death the shark enter in the boat by the window...look carrefully thats the same shark

[desertcoed]

I think I remember JB saying in on the Ross show that it was the same shark from Jaws.

[chaldopimpin7]

ya dood it is the same shark if u press pause u look at it really god u can see it

[murraythehotscot]

thats actually hilarious! ahh, low budget movies! cant beat them =D

[COBRARocky]

What am i looking for...I see the shark but it still isnt the same shark i think -.-

[jad6484]

u forgot the best part, when barrowman is riding a jet-ski, in his running-suit with the classic high-top nikes, over sharks and somehow killing them without destroying the jet-ski

[jad6484]

BEST MOVIE EVER! i got to get shark attack 1 and 2

[IRISHMOBSTER55]

did this hit sci fi before it went to stright to dvd movie

[machine00head]

did the shark barked in 00:36 ??

[mikiroony]

ROFL!!! That's when they started to call'em 'pesce cane' in Italy (dog fish)

[bennjr]

Sharksploitation at it's best!

I hate the way the sharks:

A: Change in size.

B: Just attack for no reason.

C: Make a 'gulp' noise after 'eating' someone or something.

[fingerniklas]

how can you now the megalodon is dead we havent explor the hole ocean

[GrammatonCleric24]

hahahahaha the guy in the vest jumps into the mouth

xD

[Sharksrock6]

i have this movie

[Slphockey3]

The shark Growls like a fuckin dog lol.

[Vistaballer]

That's So fake, The Megalodon isn't even alive

but that was funny:

"How about i take you home, and eat your pussy"

ROFLMAO!

[Shoddragon]

how about. I take you home at eat your pussy? LOL worst catch line ever and it still worked/

[COBRARocky]

It was only intended to make her laugh but they kept it in

[Warewolf943]

Err.. the shark shrinks and grows in the movie lol

[Stimor0l]

indeed :P

it seems it has more then the power to bite !

xd

[basshunterfan001]

lmao

[DavidTennantObsesser]

Lol, they showed this when he was on Jonathon Ross .. haha poor John. hes such a good actor aswell.

[bad4urhealth123]

Cheesy ass. I prefer John Barrowman as Jack Hartness...

[Reaper12345678901]

I don't belive this! Deep Blue Sea was released about 3 years before this one, and it's 1000 time better! This film stinks, a wast of my time and money!!!!!!

The trailer makes it look good, but it's shit!

[DSQTTANTI]

what are you talking about ITS THE BEST COMEDY EVVAAARRRR :D i never laughed so hard as i did on this movie XD

[XxJBx4xEVERxX]

1.11 - aaah! mommy help me!

[tomisthecat]

lol smart move going after a 40 ton shark in a sub smaller than a car

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

LOL "torpedoes away mother f*cker!"

[andalore1989]

lol, i wanna go home and eat your pussy, hes actually gay in real life so i doubt hes been eating too much pussies

[HELLOPEOPLEPEOPLEHI]

I still can't stop laughing at the end; 'Hahaha, yeah, we defeated the evil shark! Cool!'

*looksaround*

'Now what?'

[sideburnz711]

its a dog shark you know why because it barks!!!

[bboner9]

Wow... 3:43 is still too long for that movie.

[gameboxfreak]

lol go home and eat ur pussy laught my ass off

[Wolfpesquera]

that should be the worst movie of sharks!

[chillaxer12]

LMAO if you close ur eyes during the first 58 seconds of this video it sounds like he's beating the chick up lmao

[PanzarDragoon]

HOLY SHIT! I almost just shit myself laughing at that! XD

[PhyscoPanther]

i liked this do u know where i can actually watch the whole movie.

[pele1505]

1:13

[ugandadick]

so is that a shark that is attacking them?

[civizojin]

Question : Is this a real movie or a porno with a bad story? go home and eat your pussy?

[PhyscoPanther]

its a real movie john barrowman put that line in the movie as a joke and the directer left it in lol.

[iluvjohnbarrowman]

i think that bit when jhon barrowman (ben) falls down the stairs was just an excuse to get him wet and looking hot lol

i know i actually seen the film lol how embarasing

[5LOKI5]

in shark films the shark always gets blown up (most of the time anyway)

[georginaanniedenise]

lol at 1:59 the shark gulps

[Charlotte3006]

im utterly and completely in love with john barrowman.... do you think if i jumped in a shark pool in front of him 'by accident' he would rescue me so that i could pretend to not be breathing so that he would have to do mouth-to-mouth....... sigh :) xx

[Littleluckylink]

man, I wish they wouldn't kill the shark. Why is it that these sharks are always killed?? They need to get away.

Aslo, the guy would have been blown up in the explosion aswell as the megalodon.

[thebluerabbit]

sharks don't growl. dumbasses

[desertcoed]

Apparently it is a special breed of shark. Can you say "megalowbudget"?

[JNeuray]

Quoting: deeplyconfused13:

"Lmao. I'm sorry but did anyone else see some guy spank John's arse while he was clambering into the boat?! Or was that just me?

It's understandbale I suppose though, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him either."

:o GAY!

[sweetcl0ver]

Dear lord, this is dreadful! Oh, Barrowman, you really WILL be in anything, won't you...

[followthesiren2]

Ha! Yeah, I've seen the movie (just for John Barrowman) and this about sums it up.

[iwintheinternets]

I'm guessing it cost about seven dollars to make this film, five of which clearly went to the poor guy who actually had to choke out that "pussy" line.

[mintyfuse]

He's got alot of Ad-libs in this. XD

[deeplyconfused13]

Lmao. I'm sorry but did anyone else see some guy spank John's arse while he was clambering into the boat?! Or was that just me?

It's understandbale I suppose though, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him either.

[kattypearce]

PS. "Megala-who?!" Looks like ad-lib, sounds like an ad-lib. Must be an ad-lib. Utter Genius.

[kattypearce]

OMG, I'm at work, sneakily watching this. Just peed myself a little it's so bloody funny. Love JB, but, my lord, he must have needed the money! A camp classic. I'm actually thinking of buying it (for £3) just for that infamous line...!

[starfurry]

Thanks for the "Cliff's notes" version. So glad JB is on to better things!

[smithers1994]

i just bought the movie WARNING! don't buy it! even HUGE fan of john barrowman, it is really bad!

[jbsnumber1fanever]

How can you say that when you get wet JB in a wetsuit, this is worth the money for that!!. It's a B movie classic with the cult following it deserves, all you need is enough wine/beer and it's a must have!!!

[tvmanic101]

i have herd it is a really crud film.

[smithers1994]

it really is

[Stacey2006]

oooh please upload this movie lmfao in parts!

[intriguedpunk]

ha ha, JB with a stick shouting die at a shark!

[jbsnumber1fanever]

JB in a wetsuit, what's not to like?? This is worth sitting thru' just for JB, tho' I really wouldn't watch it if he weren't in it!!!!