Daniel Tosh Audience Interview

[skxek]

16s a bitch!

[AlienCow6991]

Wow he got really mad about the two guys xD lol.

[dbwksurfer]

That last blond chick is rlly gorgeous her dad looks like Ron Swanson

[nerfherder17]

you know he totally banged those two chicks he interviewed.....

[MaaNonu123]

@nerfherder17 you know he totally probably didn't

[AugustBurnsRed181]

why go to stand up if you cant take a joke? what a douche

[TheMegMegs95]

he is 6'3? holy shit...for some reason i find that really attractive.

[spoonsandforks]

@windscare21 cuz its funny

[petesashowoff]

Ron Paul

[ArtsLover12]

God I would fuck him. Twice.

[smac237]

"I think you pander the Audience too much." "Really, I fuckin hate you."

[icynok]

chick with the asian outfit on totally wanted to do some things with him. lol

[blakeschmitt7]

does anyone notice that a 5:04 he farts

[Getbent86]

He is such a douche bag, which is why I love watching his rantings. 

[CameronMitchellLuv16]

I would merry this guy!!!!! I'm a girl(:

[southsideking1993]

@CameronMitchellLuv16 well i sure hope your a girl otherwise id call you a fagget

[hblakely992]

Smell my breath. Don't be rude.

[TheGimini92]

did anybody notice him touching her boob at 3:20

[southsideking1993]

@TheGimini92 umm no. cuz it didnt happen

[windscare21]

Why is Daniel holding that guys beard?

[Yargasblarg1]

@windscare21 The real question is why aren't you holding his beard?

[sean78745]

@windscare21 He was pretending it was a microphone LOL

[empaige011]

God, I love his teeth.

[Sagewings]

how funny is it that he checked out every girls assests...including the back end of the last chick!!!

[EpicMaging]

When talking to people with beards, grab it.

[zmarcusz]

HE holds the beard till the very end!

[jibcrew1]

6:34 is that black people there only two

[Nuk513]

@jibcrew1 Yup that was them

[RunsWithScissors97]

@mattycooke smartie she grabbed his hand. haha it was funny though!

[mattycooke]

any one else see the girl stick her hand down his pants at 5:54

[IATIKa0tiC]

haha this is funny af they should have put this on the stand up xD

[928clairekelly]

Tosh is so drunk in this video

[CarrotZ53]

God i can only dream being him. Ignoring the comment below this -.-

[GAYPRIDE1985]

God he is so fucking hot I can't stand it.....he should do porn. I would pay anything to see him naked!

[vietorkorean]

is that Asian bitch having white fever or something? =/

[lilsister2]

HOL SHIT!! I did not know Tosh was 6'3". ... HOT!!

[heca906]

@lilsister2 its kind of obvious

[lilsister2]

@heca906 not when i only watch him on t.v. and don't see him around others very often.

[jas16899]

LOLL OOLLOL LMAFO ROFLCOPTER

[Supernun91]

I would love to see his comedy show

[freznedz2]

@2:54 I like how he's just holding his beard

[manditoaiello18]

im from torrance and im from the mothafuckin south bay

[mrcool123fcb]

HE IS RIGHT 16th A BITCH!!!!!

[jl287771]

he touches all the guys...

[A2thedouble]

lol at Chad

[MrAndrewshepard]

stop quoting the video we fuckin heard him the first time!

[EazyJra]

Ha at 3:22 you can see him tryn to lookin into her shirt...i know he was cause i wass too...

[Frallon]

LMFAO

[Jshepherd904]

I love Tosh

[jtghm]

Klinefelters



[splendensable]

just casually holding his beard..

[Perfectangel70]

ya right, 6:04- he likes her set too ;)

[skizzeth]

That awkward moment when you have to bold the mic with your right hand so the lady your interviewing stops touching it.

[DpChivo]

damn, stand ups aren't what comedy central makes em out to be

[papaawesome]

lol thanks for making fun of me

[40kchaoslord]

Ive seen this special like 90 times & never knew this part existed, why didnt they leave it in?!

[steveoooooo09]

Hahaha why was he holding that guys beard

[DRW2008YTMix]

Asian accent outfit, hehe. She seems to have some "healthy" stuff underneath that outfit. :-P

[116Bears]

WTF happened to the first three minutes of this vid?

[stickybelvedere]

5:23

he seriously does not look healthy

[TaylorBraddy]

7 videos of Tosh's stand up, then this.

Best hour or so spent on the internet in awhile.

[DJSOUTHSIDEBEATS]

I'd be so pissed and embarrassed if i was one of those two guys. Wouldn't anyone?

[L8rBek]

@DJSOUTHSIDEBEATS I was surprised they took it so well

[chrism4n14]

Lol I kept thinking, after he grabbed the drink from the 2 drunk dudes, i thought he was literally going to go to like.. a bar or something, still with the mic hooked up and mumble to himself on how stupid they were thatd be so funny haha

[killakadafi77]

beautiful

[MyDogBrownie]

This is THE FUNNIEST ASSHOLE ON TELEVISION!

[NewMexicoSleepy]

"i want the last fuckin sip"

[MrFajitas101]

ha the drunks are laughing at themselves.

[sillygoouse]

@jamesjohnson88 Were R the boobies????

[jamesjohnson88]

6:05 Boobies.

[knine53]

Anyone else notice that the top comment about going gay for daniel tosh was made by a guy whos name is ShortTheOLDMAN! not the best name to make that comment.

[nusocrates]

did that gurl have D bags

[TheUndergroundLP]

I swear to God.. I don't care if you people disagree, but at 3:31, I see Ashton Kutcher xD

[irreleventVideos]

i watched this while watching tosh.0



[IgnusDementus]

@irreleventVideos wierd me too

[Awesomesockgirl]

You are fricking amazing

[IaminaSpaceship]

guy is hilarious

[MultiNatester]

Really? I fucking hate you. LMAO!

[dirtysouthfootball]

what the hell are dbags? fuckin cunt tryin to self censor shit.

[gdawwg1996]

@dirtysouthfootball d-bags = douche bags

[DonRMB]

@dirtysouthfootball True.. I fucking hate that, Its like when people say ¨Dont be an A-hole¨. WTF is an ¨A-hole¨!? Its called ASSHOLE!!!.. jeez.. Dont be a R-tard..

[Phatjak24]

I WANT THE FUCKING LAST SIP!

[halcyon0830]

Wow, he went crazy when he saw those Men drinking and talking.

[luvgnr]

@halcyon0830 I thought he handled it pretty well actually

[jacobtvpuckett]

ya do golf. 16s a bitch!

[Alberto465100]

Hi my names Daniel lets get a look at that snatch...QUICKLY!!

[tyga6661]

Hes funny as he'll

[dudewhereami56]

love daniel!!! haha he's so funny, and love hows talkin to the fans haha

[manugnauinggshtrajk]

omg those 2 girls were so hot

[originalcheetoz]

If I was of age I would hav sex with this man. 6' 3" and 163 lbs is DAYUM fine!

[zach9899]

"Smell my breath. Don't be rude."

[Zarelhunter]

gun to my Head I'll pull the Trigger Boom brain looks like splatter red Rellish....shrugs rather Have a Bullet in my head then a Dick in my ass...Bro

[Zarelhunter]

your Disgusting to Straight Guys Shortheoldman I wouldn't Go gay for any Man no matter what the Situation is your a Rear Queer

[32OrtonEdge32]

@Zarelhunter Gun to your head, it's fuck a man or die. You even get to choose: top, bottom, oral, anal. GO.

[QueerSwede1]

@Zarelhunter oh someone called.

[youjustgotkaijied]

@Zarelhunter its funny how insecure you are about your sexuality. Man repressing those gay urges must be tough eh?

[wickedsister830769]

Man of my dreams

[jrctsa1996]

Hey. All you fucking assholes. Shut the hell up. I bet none of you could do half as good you bitches.

[coolkidz420N]

Dont be Rude smell my breath lmao

[974eragon]

those two guys were f==kin rediculous

[SleepyGiggles21]

...first

[WWIILLL]

damn i need to go to a tosh stand up they look so fun

[benarutos]

they should have shown all these cut out clips in the dvd that i own. grrrrrr comedy central took out some of the best jokes because it made the vid too long.

[AngryAtTechnology75]

@benarutos they always do

[bbr11]

holyfuck this guys hilarious!

[Norwayflex89]

He I know people find him funny'n all. But man do I think he's a huge douche. No need for angry reply's. I'm just being honest as he him self say is important. Total fucking douche. Not funny what so ever.

[TheNewDaySucks]

@Norwayflex89 your asking for negative feedback attention whore god if you didn't want people to give negative feedback why the fuck are you watching him and then saying he isn't funny jesus man

[Norwayflex89]

@TheNewDaySucks randomly showed up in the recomended section. No he said so one time. Be honest. And so I did. I was only amazed when I saw how "douchy" he seemed, well, after my poinion that is. Sorry buddy, for not liking something you like:) We're not all the same ya know. And that should be a good thing. And off I go to live my negative feedback whore life that this person you are replying to obviously must live after writing something as negative(after your opinion) as that! * Poof ! *

[kelswhoelse13]

he leans in so close when he talks to people.

[Paperhouse81]

Why was there only 1 black guy in the audience?

[TheNewDaySucks]

@Paperhouse81 its the oc

[skitzonacid]

im gonna give that a shot bro....

[lnsfreak]

@pgp612 eddie murphy is the main character in the nutty professor. dave chappelle plays the dickhead stand up comedian who makes fun of of murphy when hes fat then murphy gets skinny and comes back to the comedy club and beats the shit out of chappelle.

[rucerial]

5:30 Mark is the best. He should do stand up!?

[seu754e5rjdjf7]

Fuck yeah, Torrance!

[Dspalding69]

The guy at 5:32 kind of sounds like Steve-O if he went through another small puberty voice change to sound older.

[Sora2557]

HAHAHA Give me your fucking drink right now you piece of shit

[nemolowkz]

3:22 Daniel Tosh Was Trying to Look down Her Shirt XD.. CLEVER!!

[Kavonator]

@nemolowkz Being tall kicks ass

[nemolowkz]

@Kavonator Blaaahh!! im 5'5" :(, Not tall Enough :/..

[lnsfreak]

remember dave chappelle in nutty professor, acts like a total dickhead to his audience then the professor comes back and whoops his ass? i find tosh funny, but it would be hilarious if one of these people he makes fun of beat his ass after the show

[pgp612]

@lnsfreak That's eddie murphy in the nutty professor bro

[coftroy]

Does he interview/meet his audience when he is on tour? because i'm seeing his show when he comes to boston and i would love to meet him :)

[rsgreat]

don't be rude!

[xKillTheMachines]

I would have trust fall-ed his ass....

[monsterhighfann]

God those guys were douches.

[sanji572]

I'd honestly be scared of mustache man.

[TokyoFreeze79]

@sanji572

LOL! I was thinking the same thing. Could you imagine being that girl's date and she asks you to meet her dad? Fuck that!

[laynemuttley11]

Classic!! Watching this makes me not even mind that Don Rickles is going to die soon! Or did he already die? Who gives a shit Tosh can take his place now!

[thatswhatsheread]

dude...i'd let him talk close to me lol

[CannedKoolaid]

"It will make you stronger, idk if you need it...... Your daughter is really hot"

[munkypoo91]

mustache man got angry

[Thesparklypony]

He said luckily i don't care about my special

[MrDabloomz]

Jesus Christ....these people need to shut the fuck up and watch the video.

[KennyG881]

I've always wondered if daniel tosh is an asshole in real life. I hope not.

[ShortTheOldMan]

I'm straight, but Daniel Tosh is the one guy I'd go gay for. xD

[baker677]

@ShortTheOldMan What about Ryan Reynolds?

[pinkfluffyguy]

@ShortTheOldMan wtf r there so many likes for. weirdos

[darbone]

@ShortTheOldMan I'm gay and I don't want to do him, just want to cuddle him and carry him around.

[50Cal420]

@darbone i dont think going gay necassarily means wanting to fuck a man. cuddling and carrying a man is quite gay as it is.

[pumpjocky14]

@ShortTheOldMan what about last night when you came on me 3 times?? you fucking whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loved you

[mrtundra45]

@ShortTheOldMan hahaha QUEER!

[sandplasma]

@ShortTheOldMan sick ass dude

[xxNephlimxx]

@ShortTheOldMan *opens door* you can come out now... *theshortoldman starts to walk out* i slam door is his face*.... gay.

[AZanderson91]

@ShortTheOldMan yeah, lol your gay...

[skaska55]

I WANT HOM TO TALK CLOSE TO ME!!

i love you tosh!!

[skaska55]

i wish he had interviewed me...and had talked really close to me

it would have made my life

I LOVE YOU TOSH!!

[skaska55]

i wish he had interviewed me...and had talked really close to me

it would have made my life

I LOVE YOU TOSH!!

[PoisonRocker13]

29 people have no sould nor sense of humor!

[GeckosTennisandSocer]

I love this man in the nongayest way possible he's awesome

[JohnnyBigSausage]

You know why Tosh is so damned funny? Because Johnny Big Sausage helps him write jokes (obviously this is not my real name)

[MissJuliaCupcake]

is he german or just born in germany?

[scottragsdale35]

@MissJuliaCupcake Hes American just born in Germany

[mrzachattackf]

Reminds me of Andy Samberg when he does a stupid voice

[whattf73]

"you do golf... 16's a BITCH! A-HAHA!"

[minutemuse]

You know to each his own but the people that don't find Tosh funny might just be too slow to get his jokes or are too easily offended. He fires his jokes off one after another, he doesn't care who he offends, and he's a blatant asshole - that's his shtick.

[pivetlord13]

His German accent realy shines through when he says fuckin lol

[pikewerfer]

@pivetlord13 He is not German.

[3OH5MIYAYO]

@pikewerfer he actually is German...

[pivetlord13]

@pikewerfer he was born in germany and moved to florida when he was little

[SuperFredrik89]

Tosh is the worlds greatest comedian ever!

[apteka2]

@SuperFredrik89 I guess he would be, if he was funny. 

[wolf1010]

Didn't know he was such a dick =] Funny as shit though.

[MomToDavid]

Damn I wish I would had been there!

[adibella893]

That old guy with the mustache had a stick up his ass.

[adibella893]

He stands so close when he talks to people. LOL!!

[blaindugan]

The thing I love about Danial tosh is his ability to get so in depth with his jokes while being able to say them quickly and still make sense, he isn't one of those comedians that you can see the gears in the there head turning aka jeff ross