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  • Jerry clearly doesn't know what "prostrate" means.

    The word is SUPINE.

    Oh well, at least he's rich.

  • Kramer's a great actor and a comedic genius. It's a shame his career got ruined by one mistake.

  • @dmoney668 are you kidding? parking garage at least was really great

  • @dmoney668 BEING A SEINFELD FAN FAIL!

  • hold on seinfeld was film in la not nyc? wow

  • when people are tired in general they tend to do that anyways no matter what they are doing!

  • LMFAO.

  • long ball larry

  • Why is Elaine so hot?

  • @OSDCrusher modern technology, William.

  • when you've been shootin for several hours and being worn out you tend to laugh at anything and lose it :)

  • Julia = milf

  • lol

  • i watched the whole video to get to 5:28.

  • @Nirvanafan4ourever Thank you sir for the tip.

  • NIGGER! NIGGER! YOU MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER!!!

  • @tabber87

    Charming.

  • LARRY DAVID! :D :D

  • this show was indeed blessed!

  • 3:14 180 pound air conditioner? C'mon...

  • I can't believe that box had an actual air conditioner in it!!! I always assumed it was empty.

  • The reason the ending was written for the car to drive out is for closure, or to signify accomplishing their goal. The reason it was funnier this way is because more people can identify with being burdened with failures, disappointments, and defeat.

  • I wonder why the car not starting wasnt the planned ending...it just seems like it should obviously be what happens

  • Droll Antics

  • There must be an inside look of The Library!!

  • SIngli6 and assault82nd need to stop their bitching!!!

  • @WhiskersMctabby

    We have, unfortunately.

  • @Tony2826

    At least he had a brain, which is more than can be said for the individuals who hold this show in reverence.

  • "The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy. " - Ronald Knox

  • 1:33 - 1:36 Upper left section of the screen. Look behind the woman in the Black and White dress and between the Yellow marker 3 and I think that is 4. You can see the mirror. It is reflecting Kramer carrying the box and the rest of the gang. I actually thought they did this in a separate studio or just one level of a parking garage.

  • @Tony2826

    I imagine that you would revere this sitcom, then.

  • Seinfeld is an unjustly revered situation comedy, but it is through this prodigious episode (which is among a select few of Seinfeld installments that can irrefutably claim to bear phenomenal comedic merit) that this overrated sitcom can claim to possess any type of validity to hold it's prestigious stature.

  • @SIngli6 holy shit you talk like a nerd

  • @fishsandwichpatrol

    And you write like an imbecile.

  • @SIngli6 no, seriously dude, throwing around big words doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look like a moron who wants people to think he's smart.

  • @fishsandwichpatrol

    So simply because I have an extensive vocabulary and loathe this sitcom I am automatically labelled as a mere intellectual abecedarian, less mimer? How perfectly ridiculous!

    Note: Please refrain from calling me a "dude".

  • @SIngli6 I can't believe I fell for this trolling lmao

  • @fishsandwichpatrol

    Well, I can believe it.

  • @SIngli6 No but when utilize intelligence to belittle someone it doesn't necessarily make you look or seem smart it makes you come off as an asshole.

  • @assault82nd

    Do you recommend belittling somebody with stupidity?

  • @SIngli6 No I recommend using common sense and refraining from belittling anyone. Large vocabulary or not you may know some fancy words; but when you think about it those words will do nothing for you. Learn to not be so condenscending to your fellow man. From the looks of it you have more arrogance than intelligence.

  • @assault82nd

    I am a self-proclaimed misanthrope. In modern parlance, I 'couldn't give a crap' about my fellow men!

  • @SIngli6 Ok if that is the way you want it. Well you reap what you sow.

  • @assault82nd

    What a pedestrian cliche. You really are an idiot, aren't you?

  • @SIngli6 I am a US. Soldier I work in cohesive environments teamwork and the well being of my fellow comrades.

  • @assault82nd

    How does that make you any less of an idiot?

  • @SIngli6 To be a soldier it takes enormous amunts of intelligence to perform the daily tasks. I am far from an idot as you try to perceive. Open your eyes a large vocabulary does not make you smart either. I have a large vocabulary as well but I don't boast it out to instigate anger or put someone down, that is distasteful and makes you look like an asshole. In all honesty how does you using big words make you less of an idiot?

  • @assault82nd

    As it is a sound representation of erudition, something that a Brobdingnagian mercenary of your description would be poorly acquainted with.

  • So ou msut have a thing for Jonathan swift novel's. Poorly aquainted with don't make me laugh. You sound liek someone who is desperate for attention. Sound representation, how about respect for the individual and cohesion to accomplish a mission. As I said before you ahve no concept of what it takes to be a soldier, those who can't do teach. So stay in your college massage the brain some more.

  • @assault82nd

    "you ahve no concept of what it takes to be a soldier"

    I imagine it has something to do with the destruction of brain cells.

  • @SIngli6 Much like your misuse of intelligence has killed off and wasted many of your brain cells too. You don;t have the courage to do anything coward is all you are.

  • @assault82nd

    "Too"? Are you affirming your formerly alleged lack of intelligence?

  • @SIngli6 No I am not affirming a lack of intelligence. Debating with you does nothing more that accelerate the headache derived by ignorance in the people of the world. I am not a guerilla as to be someone associated with that would be problematic the the United States cause. Whereas strikes some curiosity from my end. What do you do for a living? You talk about me but haven't said nothing of what your profession is. Lets see if you can as honest as you are shrewd.

  • @assault82nd

    I am a university student whom just happens to have a lot of spare time on his hands. Also, if debating with me "does nothing more that (I presume you intended to write 'than') accelerate the headache derived by ignorance in the people of this world”, then why do you persist in countermanding my just animadversions towards you, the other imbecilic ‘raconteurs’ (I use the word in an ironic sense) on this page, and the bilious cur of a comedy show presented above.

  • @SIngli6 One more thing what triggers the metal detector first the lint in your ass or the shit in your brains

  • @assault82nd

    I'm flattered that you have perceived me as being in possession of more than one brain. I would not blame you for making such an inference, as it is blatantly apparent that you do not have a brain yourself.

  • @SIngli6 Ok man, this debate is over. You only expect to derive anger and prove yourself right. Look you have some serious ego and pride issues. Learn some more about life, and maybe then people could stand to talk, debate and associate with you. Until then just stay away from people you are like poison, to people with actual morals, good intentions real intelligence and patriotism. Farewell I hope you mature sometime.

  • @assault82nd

    Your supposed withdrawal from the debate matters not. I was victorious from the onset. Also, I do hope you die "sometime" soon, you bromidic guerrilla!

    Note: Refrain from calling me 'man'!

  • @SIngli6 No you proved your lack of intellectual prowess, by continuing with the same prolonged defeated rhetoric. You try and correlate my profession and life to that of an imbocile or a homosapian. Which in all honesty was non sequetor to the original conversation at hand. That being said you deviated from the original topic, just to persue a selfish name calling and what appears to be an attempt at an intellectual provado from you. Anyway you lost the chess match before you began not me.

  • @assault82nd

    I persist in my implementation of my "defeated rhetoric" for the austere purpose of pressing upon you the fact that you and your ilk are destined only for a life of obeisant peonage to the intellectuals of this planet!

  • @SIngli6 Me and people like me are only destined for poverty. Is this you assertion. Don't make me laugh everyone has a chance at life, and it is their duty to do what makes them happy and puts food on their table. I hope you ahve good life none the less, but from the looks of it you are already miserable. I joined the military not because I was stupid but because I am happy there. I am not barbaric or some caveman. People like you could never lead anyone. Semper FI

  • @assault82nd

    Believe what you will, but eventually you will bow to me and my cohorts!

    Note: It is 'Semper fidelis', you imbecile!

  • @SIngli6 In the Marines we call it Semper Fi for short you imbocile. (Always faithful). Bow to you and your cohorts, well more than likely the people in which you think you'd control would end up killing you anyway so you wouldn't have nothign but field mice bowing to you. Stop trying to speak as if you are a service member you would be one hell of a disgrace to the uniform. College kids and their undying enthusiatic approach to arrogance.

  • @assault82nd It matters not if your plebeian marine compatriots have corrupted the phrase; the original Latin form is 'Semper fidelis'! Also, if you have perceived a militant or authoritative air in my later comments, you should be aware that it is due in no small part to having grown weary of the exposure to the effluent of your callow intellect!

  • @SIngli6 You are one piece of work you know that. I didn't need some ingrate liek you telling me what the full word is. I know it is Semper Fidelis ok. So give it a rest. Now onto another subject , what do you aim to do in life? Because if you were as smart as you like to pretend you are then you would be working in some high profile job. Learn to be a bit more humble you may find some purpose or happiness from it.

  • @assault82nd

    Well, for the moment I am content with experiencing the euphoric satisfaction of scolding imbeciles such as yourself.

  • @SIngli6 Ah that is your only attack. Alright lets get off this exchange of words between eachother we won't get anywhere. So what did you attend College for? What did you major in?

  • @assault82nd

    I have two majors. The first is European History, and the second is Literary Criticism.

    Note: I desire that some sentiment of chagrin will be proliferating in the manner of a deathly contagion through your Lilliputian brain as you compare your servile little existence with my proud place amongst the intelligentsia.

  • @SIngli6 Well you have aced the second class. I don't know about your history. You may be intelligent but that does not make you rich. Your mom and dad may be rich but that is it. It sounds like to me, that even if I try to level with you you seem to stil try to continue the argument. What has gotten your panties in a bunch? Note. you have to start somewhere and you are just as much of a slave and a servant to people with money.

  • @assault82nd

    What is wrong with my knowledge of European history?

  • @SIngli6 We haven't talked about it so I don't know. Now if you mean professional wise, there are lots of history majors, that teach at schools already so the profession is limited. Nothing is wrong with it, just the fact that the supply overexceeds the demand/

  • @SIngli6 I am just trying to have a conversation now, if you respond with anymore of your classwork then I am afraid you will have to find soemone else to study with.

  • @assault82nd

    I abhor amicable discourses! They bore me. I just like insulting people.

  • @SIngli6 So the only reason that you persue talking to anyone ever is to insult them? Well man it is ok to have a conversation but remember that thing about street smarts I was talkign about? This is what i am talking about you don't go looking for trouble, people are crazy in this world some only live to see it burn. Be careful what you do to people is what I am getting at.

  • @assault82nd

    I fear not the prospect of inciting umbrage within an unhinged individual. In fact, I refuse to be intimidated by any manner of ruffian or troglodyte and make a point of saying whatever I bloody well like to whomever I feel has displeased me. Homo sapiens have caused me nothing but pain ever since my conception, and hence my paramount objective in life is to humiliate every single human being whom has ever unjustly antagonised me.

    Note: Cease with the jarring 'wise old sage' act!

  • @SIngli6 When and where have I unjustly antagonised you? I made menton to you that trying to use intelligence as a way to humiliate or piss off a person is not the best way to go about things. You just went off on a tangent. Me I am very wise so I won't stop it. I will say and act how I like to whomever I like to. Unless you compromise as well. Two sides to every coin not just one.

  • @assault82nd

    A one-sided coin if you adhere to the philosophical concept of the 'Ubermensch'.

  • @SIngli6 Well play your games alright man lets end this.

  • @assault82nd

    Why? I'm having fun!

  • @SIngli6 All you are doing is trying to escalate an argument. This conversation is not anything more than a vie waste of my time. You should seriously invest in another occupation.

  • @assault82nd

    Then why don't you just stop replying, then? I'm only prolonging our inconsequential discourse as I have nothing better to do at this time.

  • @assault82nd

    I am in a state of unconfined jubilation to discover that you have offered no reply to my former remonstration. I should therefore inform you that the absence of a response from you declares me, by default, the victor of this frivolous tête-à-tête.

  • @SIngli6 Just got finished with some specialty military training . Which if you have not noticed does not give you free time nor does it allow computer time. I could care less about this debate, you can have it I have better things to do.

  • @assault82nd

    "Specialy military training". Let me guess... learning how to effectuate vivisections on those evil, God-heatin' A-Rabs?

    Note: I missed you. You've almost become a muse of mine.

  • @SIngli6 Actually the training I received was relevant to survival and had nothing to do with killing terrorists it pertained to eradicating the enemies of the United States , which isn't limited to the taliban etc. but anyone who tries to destroy or deter our freedom and terrorize our nation. I had a great time, I am glad you are enlightened by talking with me. I hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving.

  • @assault82nd

    Yes. Soldiery (professional idiocy) has been a perennial impetus for astringent, Juvenalian satiric literature.

  • @assault82nd

    "had nothing to do with killing terrorists"

    "eradicating the enemies" "pertained to"

    I don't think "deter" means what you think it means.

    Thus proves only the dumbest of meatheads join the army. Those redneck, religious idiots breed way too much because they're to stupid to know when to stop. SMART people don't have children unless they can give them a good life. Rednecks don't care about their children.

    I'm glad Ay-Rabs are thinning you trash out.

  • @jddeitz2000 Why don't you join and find out something about your self ? We're not trash either honestly if it weren't for men like me you wouldn't be able to talk like this now.

  • @assault82nd

    If we were fighting a war that had anything to do with us or our freedom, I'd be more inclined to agree.

  • @assault82nd

    You are not actually talking, 'Assault'.

  • @SIngli6 Some advice, you may want to invest in different majors. English and history aren't going to cut it in this economy. Something like Electrical engineering, technological professions are only good for this economy.

  • @SIngli6 You knwo I may have the answer as to why. You showed up for an interview tried to outsmart the person hiring you and he said take a walk. You use words that no one in the highest of positions would ever attempt using because even though they are words they aren't technically words used on a daily basis for communication. You use them only to try and attemot at seeming smart You are book smart not street smart I can tell.

  • @assault82nd

    I see no need in possessing 'street smarts'. Do you see that as impractical, or are you just a populist anti-intellectual?

  • @SIngli6 No it just shows you would be the first person to get taken advantage of. The world is alot bigger place then the classroom you sat in. You'll learn the hard way. I am not anti intellectual, just not so keen on hearing people claim the title intellectual and use it to disparage and put down others. Street smarts is essential to survival in this world as well. Books only teach so much and teachers only teach so much. You think you know it all but you are in for a suprise.

  • @SIngli6 Yeah you and people like you do nothing but cause problems over arrogant crybabies. When you find your purpose in this world then you can talk to me. Until then you are nothing more than a university student who talks big with no follow through.

  • @assault82nd

    I'd be damned grateful if an opportunity to "follow through" would arise!

  • who was the one person who DIDNT like this?

  • @michaelclausencritic

    I believe that would be me.

  • Kramer getting out of the car after it fails to start is classic .

  • That would really suck to lose your car in a parking garage and after all that searching to finally find it and the sucker won't start. And to think that last part wasn't planned. lol

  • This episode is proof that God loves Seinfeld.

  • @grumpytosnowwhite

    On the contrary, this sitcom is proof that Nietzsche was right about God.

  • God should get some credit for writing Seinfeld as much as Larry David gets.

  • @eugene680 All great masterpieces should!

  • thats so funny

  • Everytime I see this episode, when the car won't start, I for some reason always hope that Kramer's going to say "okay Elaine, get out and push"

    I'm always hopeful he'll say it, but he never does...

  • damn i love julia so much

    her husband is one lucky bastard

  • @Serpico69 Can you imagine how great anal sex with Julia must be? I mean look how big her butt is: /watch?v=W8jjGZy14b8

  • Richards is a god of comedy!

  • @babacadomes

    Which one? Pluto?

  • @babacadomes and a racist!

  • @IhateYouFag1 come on he said he was sorry :P

  • What make and model is Kramers' car ?

  • It's a Ford LTD.

  • We were living in L.A. at the time this episode aired, though I was too young to what the show was. A few nights after this one aired, my mother saw Julia Louise-Dreyfuss at a gym. My mother was just finishing up a workout, and told her the episode was the funniest she had ever seen in her life, and one of her favorite gags was actually Elaine's goldfish subplot. My mother said she couldn't have been nicer. It was this episode that my mother realized this show was going to be something.

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  • my respect for the show started with that episode , new york times level of funny .

  • love the way he impersonates richards. sweet.

  • my favorite episode!!!

  • i bet there were angles... the seinfeld angels

    gods greatest gift to man

  • elaine is so hot

  • now

  • Yeah the original ending was for them to drive the car around and wonder where the exit is. :) Yeah that is funny but the car won't start, THAT is funnier. :)

  • thanks for this one,didn´t know about the accident ending.

  • i wonder what michael richards was thinking when he decided to get out of the car and look off to the horizon.

  • maybe he looked for someone to help them

  • what a classic episode

  • kramer's laugh control is tremendous!!

  • Must of been sooooo cool being behind cameras guys must of pissed there pants, PERFECT cast.seinfeld/elaine/george/kr­amer/(newman lol) ect. we miss the show TV guys please make a (reunion show) for US (the fans) PLEASE)

  • looking @ the horizon? LOL 2 dam funny

  • more MORE M.o.R.E !!!!

  • Genius

  • lol, kramer get out of the car for no reason and looks out into the horizon.

  • *car wont start noise* rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This episode is the best in Seinfeld history.

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