I told all my friends this movies was about killer alien vaginas trying to take over the world. Then i told them it had morgan freeman in it. So they all had to see it.
Shit film - STUPID story but in there somewhere is a workable idea - I dunno if its' the director or if It's Kings' story that is jumbled . As for the director he could have maximised the scene with the alien ship - that was the best idea in the whole film & it was passed off in a moment - that should have been a 5-10 minute sequence in itself. The ship design was great but only glimpsed & fucking duddits 7 the guy from Band of Brothers were fucking aweful
Shit? Yes, Shit CGI ! Even Stephen KING is agree for CGI monsters!.... Where is the weasel built by Steve JOHNSON's crew? CGI creature = fake effects = bad fantastic.
Bring back to us great special effects makers! Free Rob BOTTIN ! Let's defend memory of Stan WINSTON !..
Shit movie (like most of Kings shit), but the scene where the guy is like farting and blood is coming out of his ass and this thing emerges is comedy gold. I saw it high as shit!
Evil monster turds !!!
googlefish80 2 months ago
I told all my friends this movies was about killer alien vaginas trying to take over the world. Then i told them it had morgan freeman in it. So they all had to see it.
ShayeWillSabotage 3 months ago
Shit film - STUPID story but in there somewhere is a workable idea - I dunno if its' the director or if It's Kings' story that is jumbled . As for the director he could have maximised the scene with the alien ship - that was the best idea in the whole film & it was passed off in a moment - that should have been a 5-10 minute sequence in itself. The ship design was great but only glimpsed & fucking duddits 7 the guy from Band of Brothers were fucking aweful
skylandmountain 5 months ago
Shit? Yes, Shit CGI ! Even Stephen KING is agree for CGI monsters!.... Where is the weasel built by Steve JOHNSON's crew? CGI creature = fake effects = bad fantastic.
Bring back to us great special effects makers! Free Rob BOTTIN ! Let's defend memory of Stan WINSTON !..
zooshipcaptain 6 months ago
Shit movie (like most of Kings shit), but the scene where the guy is like farting and blood is coming out of his ass and this thing emerges is comedy gold. I saw it high as shit!
PrimusDCE 6 months ago
wtf if that was real i whould of shit my self
coffman78 7 months ago
This was a HORROR movie? Seems more like a comedy to me :P
megamanfan765 8 months ago
It doesn't just come out. It EATS its way out....ugh.
dragonair907 8 months ago
Am I the only one that thinks the CGI is...good?
TheSonomaDude 11 months ago
@TheSonomaDude No..
k5lta 9 months ago
@TheSonomaDude The CGI is pretty good, and the movie is actually a lot better than people think. The book's still much better.
RedGemAlchemist 8 months ago
What a way to go! Eaten by a living piece of shit!
Nintendoman01 1 year ago
Well... it's better than the literal shit-weasels from "Weasels Rip My Flesh"...
WikiSorcerer 1 year ago
Jesus Christ-Bananas
PWMW001112349chugga 1 year ago 5
first search result for shit weasel
zomgtehrei 1 year ago
Its just a lamprey.... on steroids
Kawiia17 1 year ago
oh no! Jason Lee died!!!
wonderwhix 2 years ago
bwaha! wtf? his turd ate his face!!!!! lol
ECQ3492 2 years ago
The turd from hell!
xavierprotocols 3 years ago 11