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  • amazing physique... but soo typical...he not really an alpha male..but he surrounded by submissive feeble student types...

  • He used to be dragonborn, then he took an arrow to the knee.

  • In his toungue he is Dohvahkiin, DRAGONBORN!!!

  • -GASP!- dovakihn?

  • this guy is my hero... no wait i'm not worthy

  • improper!!! :DD

  • I have altered the top comments. Pray I do not alter them again.

  • If he was in a fighting game, one of his comboes would be called "the pecs of death" or smthng

  • This combination was made to win!

  • He dances while he is waiting for his shout cooldown to finish...

  • @ayeaabcd hahaha skyrim reference if ur wondering people

  • @aaronmitch22 Or he might have unlocked a secret shout ^_^

  • DAAR LOST LOT

    this was great :)

  • that's some funky water right there.

  • Its a blonde danzig

  • DAD!?!?!?!?!?

  • goes well with the music

  • if anyone came to him while he dances i think he is gonna round out his ass XD

  • before vikings raped and pillaged they had a dance off 1st

  • this dude rules

    

  • Hahaha

    

  • When I grow up, I wanna be like him!

  • Мой персонаж в скайриме!! o_O

  • Where did this happen anyway? xD

  • @Kollynator

    This was during the ''Fuck the love parade'' in Berlin if I'm correct. A smaller indy street techno party. Couple of years ago, '04 or something.

  • His man boobs... I'm hypnotised by the jiggling O_O

  • where si this?

  • just saved u 19 seconds of the song without all of the music

    2:55-3:14 xD

  • The guy under me can't spell.

  • @Tj33rdz Which is funny, because now that you're the top comment nobody seems to be able to spell...

  • @Tj33rdz

    Omg I never had a top comment Im so proud ;D

  • @Tj33rdz lol

  • @Tj33rdz

    wouldn't it be improper spelling?

  • just notist. he got 2 diverent socks.

  • @alexveldin that's because he's too cool to wear samecolored socks

  • 1:05 you're offering displeases Techno Viking

  • And they say white men can't dance.

  • i swear i thought he was gonna hurt someone xD

  • Where the fuck did the spartan come from!?!?!?!?11111

  • @JizzyPalms The cars got white numberplates, and there`s the TV-tower of Berlin on the left at 0:40. At 2:10, there`s a shop with "preiswert radfahren", which means "inexpensive biking" on the rightside. I`d sense, this belongs to the Hate-Parade or Hanf-Parade. -The people aren`t really looking like on Loveparade. :-)

  • What is in that bottle at the beginning!?

  • if you pull his necklace he won't kill you O_O

  • Improper dancing???

  • This song and and Dancing Viking... Such a glorious combo! Please excuse me while my mind explodes from absorbing too much awesome in one sitting.

  • My team!

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  • haha that's why germany sucks ass

  • @fattirevsbud or is it just so awesome that you can't handle it.

  • @theonetruekirk HAHAhAHaha scheitzel my nizzle I like german beers...

  • STOP! Continue.

  • Hahaha! It would be so awesome to see that on the streets but without all the other people following him.

  • bouncing bouncing bouncing techno tities!

  • was this a gay pride parade?

  • this guy and the word techno are now inseparable

  • fucking perfect

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  • The focal point of the hilarity of this video is the way his breast musculature jiggles like lumps of dough =P Talk about improper dancing, man-boob shake to the max.

  • STOP, continue..

  • he went to rehab, put on a shirt, got a haircut, and went back to work

  • Tale's tell of a mythical viking god of dance, who can only be summoned by a girl with blue hair and offerings of an upside down water bottle.

  • @Oreon89 Is that how you summon him? No wonder my sacrament of a goat bathed with the blood of 12 virgins didn't work.

  • @shikitokaproto 12 virgins! how did you find so many? I thought they were extinct...

  • @Kimjira1 They were all Mormons. Nothing of value was lost.

  • @shikitokaproto Bwahhahahahhaha! Fantastic!

  • @Oreon89 and coupons.

  • @Oreon89 you were definitly high when u wrote this

  • This took place at a gay pride march. Good fight...faggots

  • @JizzyPalms It's not a gay pride march idiot "-__-

  • @TheScoutingSniper Yes It is...Look at all those fuckin gays.

  • @JizzyPalms

    I only see one, and he's not in the vid.

  • @116Bears Lookin in a mirror? lol

  • @JizzyPalms

    No, U

  • @116Bears Trollolol Good fight Fag.

  • white people can't dance, techno viking is the exception though.

  • some people say he danced his way out of his mum.....

    all we know is he's the techno viking

  • OMFG

  • THOR COME TO SCOTLAND I WILL SHOW YOU MY BAGPIPES

  • ALL HAIL TECHNO VIKiNG!

  • He look like a faggot! I'd smash his face in!!!!!!!

  • @montyscooter1965 He is and looks more manly then you will every be.

  • @montyscooter1965

    I'd certainly like to see you try. Now THAT would make for an entertaining Youtube video.

  • @montyscooter1965 Ha! He would smash your face in.^^

  • Whats even more legit is hes wearing a Thors Hammer.. :D HAIL ODEN! (Yes im a Pagan)

  • littering is bad and a $50 dollar fine

  • I love how this dude takes off

  • its in berlin

  • I like how his man-boobs bounce all up and down :D

  • SON OF ODIN!!!!!

  • I LOVE VIKINGS°

  • Did anyone notice he's socks are different ?

  • it is Shaemus' brother

  • @metallicakim like an irish monk?

  • Is she trying to write his whole name with his ass?

  • Viking disapproves of your flyer....

  • That water must've been fucking amazing!

  • @dogbrainbutt it wasn't water, it was super kick ass viking vitamin juice. You sometimes can find an ounce or two on amazon, but I haven't been able to buy any. They only take cash.

  • lmao

  • he should've been in the expendables

  • @StupedKid he was the stunt double for all stunts in the expendables. also that bit in saturday night fever. they just shopped travoltas face onto dancing viking :)

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha! FUCKING FANTASTIC!

  • Electric six ftw.

  • He's hot

  • litter bug

  • Get me a blue wig - now.

  • Good song but get those fucking trams running again.

  • this was "thrillers" first take, didnt go over so well

  • THIS MAN IS A DANCING GOD!

  • fuck i love this guy he's now my personal hero for the evening

    although reading on themasterpone has a point

    but still cool

  • fuck i love this guy he's now my personal hero for the evening

  • I believe he can read. Maybe.

  • Is this some kind of drug adict morron parade? lol Not to mention they cant dance.

  • European-Scandinavian Power ! 

  • he has a 6 pack and jiggling man boobs at the same time

  • Why does Techno Viking always look like he's telling people to stop fucking with him so he can dance? He's like I don't have time for you I'm dancing gtfo

  • six pac mm thats itt

  • He's like a modern day Beowulf.

  • This douche bag kills me every time

  • How come this song match the vid perfectly?

  • OH TEH JIGGLING D8

  • His name is Karl Magnuson (AKA Mr. Levi Dorkenson) born Feb. 30th 1963 in

    Mewannacuminyou, Nigeria to Dorothy Loadlik Magnuson and Gene Eck

    Magnuson both of the wandering theatrical troupe Der Nofttool. . Encouraged by his parents and teachers, he was allowed to travel to Stuttgart to the famed Stuttgart schoolof pre pubescent dream chasing and diaper alternative research.

    Hard times followed but ultimately he found his fame and glory!!

  • they're walking on a tram line. OH MY GOD, they're in BASLE. I know that town :))

  • if you dont like his dancing.. i dare you to tell him

  • ha ha where is this footage from?

  • I wonder what was in that water...

  • Did anyone see his Carer around ??

    He's gotta go back inside!

  • Ivar the Boneless would suggest to carve the "blood eagle" on his back

  • cool

  • he is the only man chuck norris is afraid of...

  • Lol^^

  • atleast wear some clean clothes bro

  • ALL HAIL DAS TECHNOVIKING WITH ELECTRIC SIX!

  • Fucking perfect!

  • yeah. I am easily entertained.

  • He is practicing his Tai Chi. In the street.

  • ah berlin ... cooler by miles

  • I would do him just out of pure morbid curiosity.....

  • he has some musels wow

  • Walk of the death :-D (the uncut version) :-D :-D

  • 2:43 "I want to take you to a gay bar."

  • it´s ger not viking

  • Loving the sneaky litter drop at 1:20

  • Techno viking is the baws indeed!

  • Sigh; time for the truth - see the green-haired girl at the start? She got bumped into by a drunk guy, who then almost staggered into the traffic still passing the pedestrians to our right. TechnoViking grabbed him, stopped him from hurting himself or anyone else, and convinced the drunk to sit on the back of the truck (next to our cameraman) for his own good. Seeing as TV is a bouncer by trade, this wasn't difficult for him. The drunk is the brunet with the black tank top we see later...

  • ...you know, the one swaying back and forth while SITTING.

    Back to the topic at hand, I like how the footage used fits *right* with "Improper Dancing" (TV seems to dance as the chorus starts, and quiets down when it ends, etc.)

  • wow i just...am..wow :D

  • Techno Viking is baws

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It can't be real xD

  • improper viking, in the middle of the street

  • Only in Germany.

  • Stop Continue

  • I FEEL SORRY FOR HIS GIRL FREIND HES A FREAK !!!

  • THIS IS SO SAD I FEEL SORRY FOR HIS GIRL FRIEND.....WHO WOULD WANT TO BE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!

  • @TheCorn10 awww that's not nice vikings have feelings to

  • @TheCorn10 I would. That man is a sexy beast. To add to his physical properties is the fact that he is comfortable in his own skin, is not ashamed to dance for no reason other than to dance, and appears to be a very dominant figure.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  • Techno Viking treats your flier with disdain.

  • Reaaaaally perfect!! :D

  • great song man....................E6  rAwK!

  • Chief Beef Bust-A-Move

    

  • Hahaha Its Keith Jardine!

  • Techno Viking: Hes freakin' what he shouldent be freakin'. In the middle of the street.

  • I never would've thought to put this song to the vid! Good work..

  • he could undress you with his looks

    he counted to infinity twice

    he IS the most interesting man in the world

  • @1x93cm wowowowow, dont compare him with chuck norris plz! XD

  • These remixes are proper shit haha

  • hahaha preeedobro!!! :D great! :D

  • some people say he is a time traveler and might be one of the real vikings!

    and according to his moves - I could agree with those who think so.

  • Throwing mad shapes is his job. In the middle of the street.

  • boobies o.o

  • Hmmm...suspicious water...

  • He looks like a very lovable person :P I bet he raises kittens and puppies.

  • hahahaha awesome!!!!!!!!!!

  • well played sir

  • i love the smell of napalm in the morning

  • LOL,agree with Chained2Alice/it could be easly a official clip :D.Great Job :) !

  • what a f,.king big guy

  • TechnoViking has Naked Pictures of your Mother. 'nuff said.

  • easily could be the sons's official video =)

  • i think it was the water

  • this guy is a proper fukkin divvy

  • Techno Viking does Whatever Techno Vinking Wants wherever and whenever Techno Viking fucking wants.... enough saied xD