Could You Be A Sumo Wrestler?

[ilandJIVE]

My kind of life.

[nunuleon]

"drinking lots of beer helps"

[r0b0tj0n3s]

ive never seen a video with so many titties that didn't arouse me.

[Tattedup716]

just like in county jail.. eat then sleep

[OtonaGorilla]

なんでマワシ付けるかって言ったら、昔はTバックがなかったから­に決まってるだろ。

普通のフンドシだったら力士のパワーに耐え切れずに取れてしまっ­て、肉に埋もれたイチモツがコンニチハしてしまうからな。

[PWD65]

Fatties gonna fat.

[CodysMind]

but can they run a half mile?

[Eromulex]

@CodysMind it's not what they're training for!but they sure have a lot of muscle power!

[ElMakz]

that stew looks delicious!

[Galuche1L1U]

The comments from fat americans feeling better about themselves are quite hilarious. There's a big difference between McDonald's and the food that they cook and eat. They also workout a shitload and are really healthy.

[sonikue23]

soo many ignorant americans..fuck off

[lischtellington]

Hmmm... Eat, drink and sleep... What the fuck are most of these obese americans doing??... this sounds like a rich opportunity... "American Sumo" or "Big Fat Fuck Face" who cares lets put it on cable and have Carls Jr. vs. McDonalds to see who can get the fattest drunkest losers to fight... I'd pay for it anyway... "American Fat Ass!" why not?? They have "Man vs Food" Why not Fat Tits vs Fat Tits???

[weihnachten000]

sumos are the only Asians with huge genitals I guess...

[PWD65]

@weihnachten000 They're dicks would barely stick out further than the roll of fat under the pubes.

[Kowalski2291]

@SuperStrangeSheepie youre only 13 and u weigh 60lbs.?! Youre lucky cuz I'm only 12 and I weigh 189lbs.

[janjans143]

wow this sport is living a good life.. eat many and sleep a lot.? i like that.. this is better than my sport thai boxing :( there u need to eat less and train a lot. huhuhu

[ZX008Y]

Do they get dirt up there ass? sand weggie

[r0b0tj0n3s]

lol. didn't epect being a lazy shit to be a sport anywhere outside the U.S.

[wlchambers]

why are they always wearing those gay looking G-string things

[quidproquo2004]

@wlchambers Wow, are you that insecure? You think wearing a piece of clothing is going to turn someone gay? Ignorance is dangerous.

[wlchambers]

@quidproquo2004 no, read my question again. it doesn't make you gay. sure you could be a straight sumo wrestler and who cares if you are? i asked why they wore gay looking G-strings. and to answer your question, no I think what makes you gay is if you put your penis inside another man. or if you willingly accept the penis of another man. that makes you gay. but i do think those G-strings look kinda gay, so what?

[wlchambers]

@quidproquo2004 no. putting your penis inside another man makes you gay. those G-string diaper things they were just LOOK gay.

[Lpedraja2002]

Anyone have any links for the full documentary? I remember seeing this and how harsh were the living conditions, also it mentions how the Yakuza are involved and influence the sport, it also described an incident were a trainee tried to leave the sumo school and was found dead or something like that.

[LipstickLadyBex]

Why is next to this video an advertisement for diet pills?

[grunnythegreenbunny]

Alot of Americans can pass as these !:D

[JayteePhandango]

So many babies!!! I like the fat one!

[Inurantchan]

@pirateking1256 yes there are girl sumo wrestlers. You can search for them here on YouTube

[Inurantchan]

@scystar41 there are professional female sumo wrestlers in Japan. They are also on tv. It has not been a strict man only sport for about 10 years. They can not get in the ring together of course.

[TheDynoSoar]

1:39 = Ew.

[Dimitri0809]

Can non japanese person compete in sumo?

[pryzed1]

Who care's if they eat heaps. They get Paid. Sheet id luv to have dat as a Job.

[GoldenTagachi]

lol fat=god ..

thats a new one

[slaughtermaster666]

there life stile is some what unhealthy

[dlferich]

@slaughtermaster666 .... Acutally its not all that unhealthy.... and there lifestyle is somewhat healthier than the average obese or overweight american.

Sumo wrestlers store there fat differently, most sumo's Store most of their fat.... Subcontaneously...

Subcontaneous fat is fat that is found... just underneath the skin on top of the muscles.... This kind of fat is harmelsss

What sumo wreslters dont have much of... that a lot of overweight Alcoholics have is... Visceral fat

[Rotatez]

dude imagine if a sumo wrestler were to cut they would be fucken like arnold

[pryzed1]

Feel bad for the person that has to do there washing. haha.

[iPodfilledwithnoodle]

Don't these guys have to learn how to suck in their balls to not get them crushed when lifted

[NoobSoldier2006]

When Japanese does this, they are a Sumo athlete. When American does this, they are fat & lazy human being.

[hentaipanda07]

haha , don't underestimate these guys , I'm sure they strong muscles underneath the fat..... all the guys looking down on these guys ... probably won't last long against them .... they wouldn't even have to fight you .... it's beneath them to soil their hands use their real strength , when all they would have to do is sit on you and soil on you instead ...

[TheRorschachAble]

how these guys can keep themselves fat?

[MrBransen1]

Hell no I can't b one

[csbob2010]

A lot of internet warriors on here who would piss themselves if they came face to face with one of these monsters.

[ElMakz]

@csbob2010 best comment ever!

[PirateKing1256]

Is there female sumo? Lol.

[MacpheeCreaTionS]

NICE... but i can run its quite good you should try it

[gangvn123]

Fatass americans eat macdonald everyday can be a sumo

[csplayerforever]

fat fucks stupid sport

[ineedmoney231]

i think these sumos are healthy than the average american

[trancedsailor]

@ineedmoney231 You would be right. They are healthier than American people of the same weight.

[FabdoeProductions]

snorlax

[xtapodiKsidato]

eat sleep and drinking alots of beers?I am a professional sumo wrestler so many years and didnt know it?

[sbo1111]

@xtapodiKsidato One of the funniest comments I read on youtube !

[xtapodiKsidato]

@sbo1111 Thanks bro...

[ElMakz]

@xtapodiKsidato yeah but they are full of muscles underneath and they are strong and axctually fast. U are just fat weak and lazy.

[xtapodiKsidato]

@ElMakz You stupid little kid have no taste of humor...

[supermansoulja]

WHAT TYPE OF BEES DONT STING BOOBIES

[FullSwagSyceGame507]

thats training? pfff. i do this everyday for fun.

[Zombie101Tactics]

Got Milk?

[alexandj13]

sumos got man boobs

[HaXardStudios]

sounds like a dream come true

[DasKuekendesTodes]

OOOVEEER THEEE RAIIINBOOOOW...... xD

[LemonatoR32]

Bear, stew, and naps. I could get use to that.

[darkfire532]

@LemonatoR32 You could get used to bears? I mean, I know sumo wrestlers are tough, but I don't think even they can defeat a grizzly.

[SuperStrangeSheepie]

I might need some of this. Thirteen and weigh 60 lb.

[LoneWolForever]

@SuperStrangeSheepie

Yea, right. If this is true, you shouldn't be talking about it....nor be proud of it. It's likely that you have a medical condition such as an eating disorder, and you need to gain weight. But please, don't talk about it on YouTube.

[McOllieJuggalo4life]

@SuperStrangeSheepie Cool, bro. That is really actually disgusting. I am 293 lbs. and I am 15 years old. But if you saw me then you would know that almost none of it is fat. I work out every morning for one hour, legs, arms. Then for about 2 hours in the evening I go to football practice and strain myself and work as hard as I can then go on to run for 30 min.

[HubertTheBeardless]

It may be, still, the effects of skipping breakfast and napping after meals are known to push your metabolism into a more conservative, anabolic state.

[Loonyfication]

@HubertTheBeardless That's pure broscience. Not true.

[HubertTheBeardless]

@Loonyfication

What is broscience ?

[charleyxbox360]

I could could get used to beer drinking part

[pizzaboy1250]

With a year or so of training I could be a sumo...

[csknives1985]

they cant punch with fist? can they have a orgy?

[TheJbr777]

they cant punch with fist, cant pull hair, or choke. they never said they cant do titty twisters and tickle the opponent!!!!!!!!

[Cammie010]

It has been my life's dream to be a professional sumo wrestler.

[STarCRAFT4BRITS]

imagine being 450 pounds and falling hard on that dirt ground

[DnBclowny]

The beer helps the belly right?

[Minotona]

@DnBclowny beer slows down metabolism, thus makes you gain weight

[WadEpsilon]

（Adult male's muscle　×２）＋Thick fat ＆ Flexibility of gymnast = Sumo wrestler's body

[kilkolio]

actually gaining 400 lbs. to me is an accomplishment i could never go past that certain mark i have

[TheAerialplatypus]

my great grandfather was a sumo wrestler apparently. I got an interest after hearing about that.

[Megabine]

I would become a sumo wrestler if that means staying in Japan :)

[felixofla101]

Who's the little guy doing all the rituals..is he the referee?

[EunusRex]

@felixofla101 A Shinto priest.

[MechWarrior324]

Wow 10,000 calories a day.. I consume like 900 calories a day, and then go and run off most of them in a 5-7 mile run each afternoon. lol

[revick]

That soup sounds good

[Mr772011]

sumo is fucked fights

[warduke]

I like sumo. And if they changed some of the training aspects around to resemble more what an NFL OL guy would train and eat like I would sign up in a heartbeat!

[pysgodfach]

loved how stingy the guy was with the sake.

[john12375100]

worlds fatest people



[jmbhalodia12]

@john12375100 NO! World's fattest can only be in U.S.

[FinalSmashBrother]

@jmbhalodia12 I would rather be like the sumo wrestlers (fat + muscle) than just fat like most.

[LegitBacKd00rNiNJa69]

can they hit in the nuts????

[TonyCrazy09]

Need to be fat to fight?

[kevluv93]

Training to make yourself fat seems counter-intuitive.

[Lioyd1rving]

@kevluv93 Fat is only one part of it. A very muscular upper torso is a must in Sumo wrestling; the main goal of being so fat is to counteract the sheer weight of the torso, lowering the center of gravity and allowing for better balance.

[kingfishermanbaby]

they all look like the sumo wrestler off of "The Replacements"

[xXMouadXx]

0:41 is that a bottle of WINE?

[TheBronzeSkull]

All the eating, drinking and napping sounds great and you can be fat and still have women love you. But then there's the hours a day spent in intense exercise and forced to keep fighting when you don't know where you're next breath is coming from and having to live boot camp style in a bunk house. Sumo wrestlers are definitely worthy of respect though the sport clearly gets little respect outside of Japan and Hawaii.

[spartakittyrules101]

Life's good for a sumo wrestler I guess?

[MJafro]

suUUUMOOOHh!!!!

[pcalling12]

sleep, eat, and ____ together EWWWW

[cwconker]

sumos are respected but they are not the ideal japanese men... the japanese heartthrobs are skinny, feminine metrosexual popstars

[marlo916]

@cwconker heartthrobs for who? gay people?

[cwconker]

@marlo916 of course for japanese girls. for western people these guys I described are "gay" but in asia, especially in korea and japan, girls love metrosexual guys. they don't love the sumo guys

[RiptN3rd]

TONNES OF BEEF? LOTS OF BEER? GASP SIGN ME UP.

[TheThorMjollnir]

All that beers doesn't do good to their liver

[Quillons1]

@TheThorMjollnir And the calories doesn't do good for their blood pressure and heart. I think their liver will outlast the rest of them! :-)

[SarahLee1]

I don't think sumos are considered the ideal japanese male but who cares about my opinion lol

[groam6666]

Lol, I can see it now. "I'm not fat, I just have a sumo body, and in Japan they are considered gods!"

[gbatemper123]

@groam6666 Lol,

"I'm not fat, I just have a sumo body!" - smartass fat person

"No, all the fat is at the belly and is not distributed. Your just obese." - Me

[MrDahve]

So we can...twist their titties? :D

[robofu12]

i dont think the gods were pleased when that earthquake and the tsunami occurred

[MTran0708]

@robofu12 dude way too soon.

[SupaiPiedadja662]

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[SGTBrian1]

While you take a lengthy nap is it required to wear a diaper? I mean hey if your sleeping and you imagine yourself on a toilette and you let it all go just saying.

[ThePinkMan]

The 10,000 calories a day thing is a deal breaker. Training and competing for a living would be a dream job, but gaining weight that much is almost self-mutilation.

Then again, being an agile fat man would be pretty cool. If you've ever seen one, you know they can put on a pretty awesome spectacle.

[DJLust69x]

looks like ecstasy, train, eat, get pissed then sleep?

i wanna be a sumo!

[tagallina]

stupid fat fucks

[halofreak0103]

@tagallina why so angry?

[Leprachaunluke99]

@tagallina dumb cunt bitch

[TheBadMummy]

where can i get those strings

[xcsd88fkr]

@TheBadMummy loool

[stranglechord]

thumbs up if you saw the guy looking at a magazine...

[juan112341]

@stranglechord it was a comic book.

[xxdonaldqxxx]

Can you imagine going up to one of those guys on the street and saying get out of the way fat ass? All of a sudden BANG!!! You then find yourself flat on your back dazed and half a block away from where you were standing.

[TheBrradsullivan]

@xxdonaldqxxx .....size has absolutely nothing to do with your ability to fight, one solid tag on the jaw and these boys go down like anyone else

[xxdonaldqxxx]

@TheBrradsullivan You better pray you don't miss that first punch and it had better land just right.

[TheBrradsullivan]

@xxdonaldqxxx or what?? they'll fall and wont be able to get up again lol do you know how easily one of these fat lazy fucks would get winded lol

[72Roo67]

@TheBrradsullivan 1:26 looked like a pretty solid tag on the jaw :P

[TheBrradsullivan]

@72Roo67 nope, it was a weak uppercut. but its besides the point anyway, i wasnt saying they cant take a punch i was just reminding people that sumo isnt a combat sport, these guys would be useless in a real fight

[minipipe969]

so that means u get paid jus for being a fat lazzy shit loool thats my job

[72Roo67]

@minipipe969 IT seems like that but you have to train really fuckin hard

[xxWayoftheSunxx]

wow. Gross.

[buddhabassist]

Tubby took a tumble.

[CrossoverBeast]

@buddhabassist dumbass bassist negro.

[evilmickey100]

they are literally building fat asses

[leo2404]

@evilmickey100

I would love to see you fight any of those fat asses

[evilmickey100]

@leo2404 all i will have to do is not get hit for like two minutes and get him exhausted, it takes a lot of energy to move all that weight around and they will drain it fast

[leo2404]

@evilmickey100

so basically you would be running from him, instead of fighting...?

Dont underestimate these people.

[juan112341]

@evilmickey100 but just dont let them catch you....

[Juinor]

I want to have a full bodyguard of sumo, now that is super awesome. make way for little asian guy like me...muhaa i rule my highschool..

[Chaaarge]

Sumo wrestlers sleep together? That's hot...

[lukie117]

japanse men want to be obese?

[BarryTheBread]

@lukie117 , No.

[Svimle]

this is my dream! sleeping, eating and drinking beer, this is got to be the best sport in the world!

[Dosalt]

what is the name of that special stew

[zehJazz]

@Dosalt chanko nabe I believe

[BarryTheBread]

@rocker32cosimo you are an obese american who can't fucking spell.

[rocker32cosimo]

this fkin sucks

[BarryTheBread]

@rameen007 . You're gay and and your mom's bisexual. you're just a dumbass ramen man

[DerekChan5201314]

Eat drink and sleep? I think I'ma professional sumo without realizing.

[gadgetvsclaw]

where's e.honda at

[chakdeychar]

I like the ceremony part...with the tree branch and rice and wine. And, oh yes I like the catch-the-chicken-walk too.

Who pays for the food, board and lodgings ? Is it a hostel ?

[schmendriks]

@chakdeychar no, if you sign up for a camp, you BELONG to that camp, you are the camps bitch and the camp cares for your career, the camp pays for food and everything, thats why you are seriously hated and fucked if you decide to suddenly NOT want to be a sumo anymore ( people even get killed for that sometimes)

[HIIMDAVID12345555]

If japan played in the nfl... put your sumo wrestlers on the offensive line

[rameen007]

fake and gay

[artemaus10]

@rameen007 just like you

[rameen007]

@artemaus10 just like your mom

[My101man]

smells like gay luigi

[MCnejjj23]

this guys are healthy fat, they reach their 100 st anniversery. Beneath the fat they got strong muscles. This people are much more healthier than that stupid fast food society. And they dont jerk of lol otherwise they wouldn't be that big

[supermariogalaxian]

I wonder why Freshman 15 is around, beer pretty much makes people fat! (I am going to go grab a seltzer water now. BYE!)

[smokey3540]

best exuse for being fat

[seriousWilinen]

1:46 BOOBS! sorry I had to...:(

[buymeamic]

Imagine these guys on a battlefield with swords.

Excellent death machines. 1 hit and you're half-cutted

[AspectOfThePack]

@buymeamic they couldn't run 10 yards fat fucks...

[streetball14]

lolll..imagine tryin to fight one of these guys..

[MrRockafella420]

i luv being a sumo except getting dragged by the guy who just beat me lol. Asian cultures are more interesting because it has lasted thousands of years unlike america which is a few hundred lol

[alexeypetrushin]

hope my body never will be looks like the perfect shape of sumo sportsman's body :)

[pelopota]

Eating all i want, drinking lots of beer, and taking naps? Yea i think i can be a sumo wrestler. Were do i sign up?

[communismkills1]

@pelopota they also work out lol

[schmendriks]

@pelopota you forgot being the asshole for your entire novice time, doing all the shitty work, getting beaten up every time you do something wrong, face extreme punishment when you desert and live with 4-5 fat guys in a small room for 10-20 YEARS, while training ALL DAY EVERY DAY

[pelopota]

@schmendriks yea but thats the best part :)

[Lioyd1rving]

@pelopota Not just eating all you want. You MUST eat, regardless of your appetite. Sumo training starting from a slim build would probably involve lots and lots of puking.

[badpanda84]

@Lioyd1rving And most Japanese people are slim and skinny.. Its not like in American where there are alot of overweight people

[Lioyd1rving]

@badpanda84 Who would still puke just as much. Being overweight and being a gigantic 400lbs slob who stuffs their face 24/7 are two wildly different things.

[badpanda84]

@Lioyd1rving True I agree with you.. after all the eat meat and fish..not fast food hamburgers etc.

But still wouldnt it be easier for an overweight American to be a sumo wrestler that say a skinny Japanesse man

[biglogstrongman]

@Lioyd1rving ABSOLUTE TRUTH and this is what 99 out of 100 people watching this video do not understand.

Is an OG or OL in the NFL skinny? No. They are 1000X in better shape than anyone reading this. Go wrestle for 6 hours a day against 400lb men. No? Go push the wall as hard as you can for 2 minutes. See how you feel

[pieman12345678900]

sounds fun