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  • KSIOLAJIDEBT <33333

  • KONY 2012

  • music made it... although the "live to win" song from South Park would have been more epic IMO

  • Best players evarrr!

  • Heskey had a nipple errction over torres's bum

  • Torres > Carroll still

  • shut up heskey ur shit

  • Lol

  • hey torres is amazing man!!!

    no joke

    he made 2 goals last night

    own goal

  • 1:53 Don't get Heskey angry, you won't like him when he's angry!

  • 1:09 HESKEY!!!!!! Oh.... its gone out for a throw. Haha 

  • heskey just RAPED torres in this battle!

  • KSIOlajideBT

  • @TheMaydayboy ha that website was taken so u put coinZ wow y cant u actually strategize and learn how to make coins ur nor going anywhere

  • Why does this video exist? Everyone knows Heskey is immortal.

  • heskey ablitterates his oppenents and then...SMASH!

  • @danplayscod potentially the worst spelling of 'obliterates' ever witnessed haha.

  • @woody8878 And then they wasted 35 of it on Carroll

  • Heskey ohhhhhh. its gone out for a throw...

  • heskey can actually score lol

  • Shit, that heskey time bit made me jump.

  • Torres is better

  • This video would be far better if you ended it at 2:35. The general tone and ironic content already make the point you exaggerate with the "Ha ha ha he's serious" thing at the end. Just a bit of positive criticism. I thought this was very funny otherwise.

  • 1:31=balotelli

  • haha love KSI! :)

  • The big difference is, you expect Heskey to be bad....Torres on the other hand was good at one point so everyone thinks he'll get better. He won't. Accept you wasted £50million and move on!!!

  • y does aston villa have no sponsor

  • can you guys please watch my video of HESKEY being bought for over 200k on my Ultimate Team !!!!!!!

  • KSI wannabe

  • @xxCUNN3RSxx Idiot look in the description. KSI is in this video

  • What about Carroll?

  • Sorry, but Torres crossed a beautiful ball in to Mata for the volley goal vs United and hit the bar with dat scissor kick. I know it's a joke video, but come on bru.

  • Heskey shoots and it goes out for a throw? This just can't be

  • wtf are they playing copy cats

  • comparing torres to heskey the only thing is torres is out of form when he scores he will be back and carroll is crap, 35million what a waste of money

  • torres deserves more respect, i mean come on.. hes a spain national striker. lets see what he can do in this euro. u just wait !!!

  • @kuttex89 and heskey has been and still is an england international stiker, difference is that torres is know for goal scoring, heskey can score but look at his assists too, not ever striker has to score 20 goals a season LCFC

  • What about Carroll?

  • @JacobPD96 Carroll is better than both o dem rly, better dan cole, "ashley" , betta dan lampos

    better dan wilsureaboutcaptaining?

  • @Neir666 You must be either trolling or we've just found the dumbest comment for this post.

  • Some crazy shits are commenting over a real footballer??

    Funny

  • Get fernando torres in ur ult, his actually beast. Compared to real life.

  • The Voice Over Killed It Like Shit His Voice Sounds So Gay 2:26

  • heskey won and torres is shit

  • also 1:40

  • 1:17

    

  • i am a chelsea fan ...but 1;17 is so real

  • What music does KSI use for Heskey Time?

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  • thing is heskey's put the ball into the back of the net more times than torres this season i think

  • @TehBrummieGamer lol nah he doesnt, torres has 2 in the league, heskey has 1. still... it's abysmal lol

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  • @EASportsFUT12Support screw off

  • KSI <3

  • 9gag

  • 1:31 Balotelli! 

  • thumps up for KSI

  • Heskey way better

  • Suarez + Carroll = Torres

  • @GiGoLo0o9 Wtf dude? U mad?

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  • Heskey won, now lets watch the video.

  • HESKEY is better, in real life.

  • 50 million vs 3.5 million

    F.TORRES vs E.HESKEY

    46.5 million different and there's only one winner

    HHHHHHHEEEEEEEESSSSSSKKKKKKKKK­EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!

  • @killer81679 You don't even need to talk about the money. Torres since joining Chelsea has scored 3 goals in 36 appearances. A goal every 12 games. Heskey since joining Villa has scored 9 goals in 82 games. A goal every 9.11 games. And Torres is playing for a much better team.

  • @killer81679 not funny heskey is a donkey and anyway heskey jokes are old

  • Who the fuck is BNP and DNF?? WHAT THE FUCK?

  • The BEST player in the GAME is DNF yes, no one can stop them, the bastard

  • Good video, SA sports!

  • The music makes this so epic

  • @KSIOlajideBT make an ultimate with both of them as ur strikers and make a herp derp montage

  • @ben12114 You are absolutely right

  • How did they recreate real life moments so accurately?

  • I think Torres is really good - just so extremely unlucky

  • c quand meme des grosse daube !! ;)

  • @evasivenumber Shut up! Fernando torres is the best player in the world! ( en tout cas meilleur que tes amis neerlandais!)

  • @alphacer exellente la video non??

  • @alphacer Hahahaha, Once, Fernando Torres was the best striker in the world and maybe even the best player in the world. But those days are over. You would expect 'the best player in the world' would score an open goal, wouldn't you?

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  • @alphacer  no its heskey

  • @MrXbearbinmanx Marlon harewood vs. Gervinho's forehead.

  • to be honest heskey in his prime was a damn good player, hes just getting old now.

  • Terry vs Suarez

  • i never laugth like this

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  • Harewoods forehead vs Gervinhos forehead vs Lescotts forehead

  • You laugh at Heskey and Torres

    They laugh at your bank accounts.

  • @luke3t6 what if bill gates watches this and laughs?

  • @luke3t6 yeh obviously but thats the point they are playing shit.. if you spend 50 mil on torres.. u expect some return!

  • @luke3t6 you said the right thing

  • @luke3t6 aaah that original comment again.

    well guess we cant say anything bad about players cause they will all laugh at my bankaccount.

  • @luke3t6 I dont have bank account, its all in my pocket

  • @luke3t6 That saying is almost as overused as the arrow to the knee one, congragulations.

  • @luke3t6 1:30 Balotelli...

  • HEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSKKKEEEEEEE­EEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • torres is better

  • put ksi in the title and get way more views

  • Torres

  • seriously whats the song name? especially from heskey time 1:54

  • is this fifa or footage from chelsea's last match?

  • @MrXbearbinmanx vs. GERVINHO WITH DA FOREHEAD!

  • 0:56 Torres actually hits the bar with an amazing strike! In real life of course!

  • It missed Andy Carroll BTW

  • @MrXbearbinmanx vs Gervinho

  • people saying to compare suarez and terry are faggots

  • Gervinho's hair vs Sagna's Hair

  • for all the retards who cant read it says in description that it's Ksi's

  • Stolen from KSl

  • @icheesepker69 Maybe if you could read you'd notice that in the description they shoutout KSI, just saying..

  • @1.38 arrow to the knee

  • 1:28 Heskey is better than Baloteli

  • 1:15 - "Its gone out for a throw" - Hahaha

  • stolen off KSI.

  • heskey better dan fernando

  • Suarez vs Terry

  • 1:52 yeahhh, I was in shock:P

  • hahaha great job recreating all the torres stuff. especially the wide open goal miss

  • check out my heskey montage on my channel please its pretty funny

  • Chris Samba v Vincent Kompany

  • These jokes about Emile Heskey are crossing the line ...unlike his shots.

  • should be carroll v torres

  • KSI!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT DONE YET ITS HESKEY TIME :)

    (love it )

  • of course its heskey

  • Lescott's forehead vs kompany's forehead

  • @vCaRLxD vs gervinho's forehead

  • suarez vs BNP who can be more racist..

  • @TomIsFunLikeSoo vs kkk

  • @TomIsFunLikeSoo Suarez wasn't racist, so it would be BNP hands down.

  • @TomIsFunLikeSoo and Terry

  • @TomIsFunLikeSoo who is BNP?

  • @eneskarakas British National Party, pretty much the British version of Nazi's

  • @LWCompilations LOL

    Now I get the joke. :D

  • @TomIsFunLikeSoo

    Call me crazy but I think BNP might just clinch it :P

  • how the hell could heskey do all the fancy footwork at the end of the video?

  • Green vs taibi

  • Neymar vs Sanchez

  • Terry vs Cole

    Who is the biggest dick

  • 2:19 and 2:23 HOW?????

  • Heskeys better because he's scored more goals in the last 2 months HAHA

  • Neymar vs Suarez

    

  • @dmolot what's wrong with Cech?

  • Scott brown vs El hadji diouf

  • The best player in the world David Silva

  • @Blairyboii101 !!!!!! L. Messi and C. Ronaldo

  • When Heskey gets serious...IT'S HESKEY TIME!!!!!!!!!

  • Evra Vs suarez

  • Rio Ferdinand vs Videic

  • of course he's the best.

  • Ksiolajedabt :D

  • Balotelli vs Diouf!!!

  • @Gasboy92 Balotelli vs Drogba would be good

  • It's amazing how cheap Heskey is in Ultimate team only 12000 or so... for that quality!

  • nigel de jong VS ben arfa

    :D

  • Bebe vs Obertan

  • What's funny is that Torres is proving all you silly wankers wrong!

  • bramble vs mertesacker

  • ronaldo vs messi

    

  • These videos are awesome :D