Confessions from the Batman

[zonabass]

Wonderful humor, love it!  Good points as well.

[Grezzoitalian]

Thanks for keeping your sense of humor.

We all tend to get so serious when presented with the task at hand.

Paralysis by analysis happens to us all.

Remember to smile and laugh, its your right!

[TheSmackfan101]

what type of cigar is that?

[quartermain1973]

LOL Good ol Robin thats a shame lol

[Jarbizu800]

Funny 'cause it's true!

[DennyRec]

I admit it's funny, but then again more truth than most people wish to admit. Love humor.

Denny

[uperrsc]

Well said.

[SiMpLeJuNkY]

This made me subscribe! cracked me the hell up!!! I'm working on making the ultimate survival kit! or survival back I should say! great vids and info! keep em coming :)

[siralec2]

Lol, funny and yet so true.

[ayellerbird]

Exactly! No guns in New York. High crime rate in New York. People need to do the math.

[cumbee2006]

hahaha!! love it! and is that a punch maduro?

[MadtactiX]

HAHAHAHA!!! MAN, this freakin' cracked me up, Sootch! Ha, the Batgirl... I think I saw her on Auburn Blvd here in Sacramento!

[maradrew]

53 people who clicked the dislike button are penguin's friends and family.

[ChazOneZeroSeven]

sootch! i bet thats a fucking giant blunt not a cigar! good video!

[imperialfleet1]

Fawking great. Thanks Sootch.

[froggergoat]

very funny but sadly too true

[irishmankentuckian]

What cigar is that? I couldn't see the band good enough.

[xPOSSUM45x]

@irishmankentuckian I think Its a rocky pattel

[KEV1NDUNN]

I think we found our next Batman

[jesse8931]

love it 

[jkmcdani]

If they try to take our guns they will be in a lot of trouble.

[jkmcdani]

Too funny!

[TheFuture22ndSAS]

sorry sootch00 but, WTF???

[metalfaust19]

Grow the beard and 'stache out :)

[pinetreepizza]

Very true, Sootchy, very true.

[glockfan86]

So true it's freaking scary. Those eyes do look a little glazed. lol. I like the way you party bro.

[pjicleanair420]

lol

[xDannyx19]

hahah Batman smokin a stogie... nice touch!!

[jakedelargy]

dude you're hilarious

[remifan30]

HaHaHaHa..lmao..sootch00 very funny keep up the good work!

[Sycth50]

god sootch ur just awesome

[jpapca]

lul

[ashisturtwig123]

oh lol funny

[ashisturtwig123]

nooooooo smoking is bad for you........ :(

[pinetreepizza]

@ashisturtwig123 Cigers aren't nearly as bad as stupid cigarettes.

[pinetreepizza]

@pinetreepizza Cigars*

[83VF750F]

LOL you got it!!!

Stephen

[Mossy500A]

You got to admit, Robin was slippin' on the job.

[jonnypescado1]

Awesome!

[Survivalonabudget]

Where did you get those wonderful videos....

[llib90630]

when and where will we see you again batman?

[snaponjohn100]

Amen brother!! 5/5 fantastic video.

[bigdollars99]

bat girl is walking the streets...working the corner lol

[pfarnsworth84]

Is that an Arturo Fuente, maduro?

[frankgon4]

LOL, you laid off Robin? That is bad.

Favorite line "I'm Batman,it's what I do". 

[tcarp1616]

haha thank you for this...you have to make it funny or we will cry...

[athorpro]

Thanx !

Better then the zombiehunting bit

[jbum03]

Outstanding!!!!! Thanks for the laugh and the good lesson.

[pyromaster55]

Maybe not so much batman as the comedian. Sad but hilarious either way.

[999manman]

Dat one fat bat-stogie!!!

[85montie]

Very funny! Very well acted! Good work Sootch!

[WhiteWolfGaurdian]

Excellent vid my friend. I really enjoyed it. ;-) Awsome humor. Bat Bicycle....I love it...lol

[TNPxRadioactive]

Great Vid Bud

"Glow In The Dark"

-Radioactive

[lfr5007]

awesome

[nelsonboy707]

I'm seriously laughing my ass off. Batmans your laugh is the best part. More videos like this one please.

[BLUEDEMONSR]

man!!! poor bat with a 20 dlls cuban cigar!!! LOL

[thefirearmsguy]

Batman lives in Gotham not New York, but I got your point. :)

[jwash3rd]

 But I love my batbike...

[MrDowneast]

HA HA HA you are wayyy too on the money.........sad but true.

[ThatHmoobGuy]

What are guns? California don't have guns, because Mr. Bullet Button and Mr. 10 Round are making so much riddles any gun owner can become a criminal. So much gun law changes that its impossible to keep up. When will Batman come over here?

[IVSpod]

Some people are just haters sootch. I may not agree with you completely, but this was a funny video. Happy thanksgiving man.

[Rogerthat5x5]

Sootch, you are one Cwazy man. If you can't beat'em, make jokes about'em!! Thanks for giving me a good laugh!!

[ModernSurvivalOnline]

Funny!! I really didn't expect this.

For those that are not getting the message in the vid - oh well.

Keep em coming.

Roukre

[Ranger4321]

Yeah theyre having the same issues with the light at the end of the tunnel. Theyre using small candles now.

[werb1961]

sootch00 you better get some blood work done,lol great video lets see some more.

[SONxOfxLIBERTY]

haha sootch funny video two thumbs up!

[mattyxxl]

Yeah the good ol days! 2 years ago, before "the joker" took office.... the economy was amazing. No one was un-employed. Gun laws were so different... Those were the times. HAHA

[1775Montezuma]

you are nuts! :)

[ironshaolin]

despite the criticism you've receieved, I thought it was funny. Ha!

[mgonza29]

hahah funny!

[jonez8686]

the wierdest video u have done yet lol

[brown55061]

Happy Thanksgiving Batman.

[jeromski76]

what kind of stogie are you pulling on sootch?

[vulcangunner58]

Nice job Sootch...Tell it like it is!

[drwolfdick]

I can see you like to suck things up

[Ambahskye019]

Wow this video is getting some stupid people. Where the sootch fans at? I thought it was pretty funny. Batman = Best comic book character. God forbid the guy does some videos that dont pertain to guns. No one complained about the zombie one(well it did go over some gear, but still). Like the guy or dont. All the people bashing on nutnfancy too. Dont like the guys dont watch their videos . * "I hate sootch00. Imma watch his newest video all the way through and tell him i hate it."* Morons....

[clamum]

@Ambahskye019 Oh yeah, definitely agree with you. People watching all of a video, and then leaving some pointless immature comment = headasplodes. Doesn't make sense. You have to remember that a majority of the audience is most likely kids and teenagers though. Mad props to guys like sootch00 and nutnfancy and countless others that give their time to provide us with answers to our questions and important information. Thumbs up, sootch00, and Happy Thanksgiving.

[azcentralsurprise]

Enough is enough.

I'm through wasting my time replying to morons.

With the exception of sootch00 and just a small number of others, a level of intelligence and civility is sorely lacking here.

I told sootch00 in an earlier post that I would try to emulate his graciousness and maturity, as he had shown to me.

I failed, I can't resist answering the imbeciles with sarcasm.

I will remain a avid fan of sootch00's Channel and videos, but to the rest of you...

Good bye,

Have a Happy Thanksgiving

[Lexi8888]

Ignore all the negative comments. Great video.

[DrPiterarnett]

fuck usa fuck fed

[Verilioness]

Hahahahaha!!! This video is freakin hilarious! I wanna see the Bat Lair. =)

[charper3006]

ROFLMAO !! Very funny and so true.

[JonBurnsArt]

I know if I did something like this, my wife would fall off her chair laughing. Needless to say, I felt slightly embarrassed as I watched. Sootch, you gotta get better costumes and props if you wanna play dressup. Did your wife say you could do this??

[seriesioo374]

thats funny

[PatriotPrepper]

Great assessment Batman. Some of t he politicians are among the worse of the criminals. Looks like some of your viewers are a little confused. Keep sticking to your principles and the truth.

[painfultone]

unsubscribed....no thanks

[hedge313]

Did you get your utility belt from Maxpedition? It seems they make everything else! Thanks for the vids. The people that did not like your video don't need to watch them. Everybody is a critic. If Batman did exist, he would drown in all of the lawsuits of profiling, infringing on the crook's rights, etc. I never saw him give a TSA style patdown to anyone. He never needed to. Good luck with Catwoman. She damn near scratched my eyes out. Do you have Batgirl's phone number?

[joshsaun]

Excellent video :-).

[videokid001]

Great video Sootch,i love batman but prefer the punisher : )

[MrSatanica]

I LOL:ed for real. :) Although I'd rather see a new multi-tool review. ;)

[jonnyt16]

Good stuff Sootch! Love it. By the way, just ordered a Lunada because of you. Thanks alot...I'm supposed to be buying Christmas gifts for OTHER people, not myself!

[obxsocom]

thanks, its a nice break from real life and btw well done lol

[gdernie]

more...the truth needs to come out

[PowerForGood]

That was funny. Goog job.

[h4xx0rrx]

New York City? I thought it's Gotham City ;)

[f0xmuld3r]

Haha, well done Sootch. Now the more important question: what brand cigar is that?

Best regards from another gund (and cigar) afficionado...

[millster101]

Great vid.

[stnls1911]

LMAO sootch, this video was hilarious!!!!

[TheRogueJackass]

Sootch..great vid bro. With the cigar and voice you got more of a Comedian thing going. The Comedian is from the Watchman.

[outdoorssurvivor35]

cool beans!!

[Ausbis145josh]

is that a real cigar? It appears to be.

[xtremearmor]

Go sootch, oh I mean Batman...that was really good. Tell it like it is, do not hold back.

[subse7enx]

Dam stop drinking the city tap water you are going nuts

[45calvet]

Sootch don't worry about Batgirl I paid her well. Robin gets 99 weeks of unemployment so no worries there. On the serious side....wait is there a serious side on this vid? Sootch it was funny, keep those good videos coming. You have to be able to smile with life also. Thanks :)

[01uly]

LMAO TOOOOOO Funyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

[thevlogger25]

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheOtherEddie]

@thevlogger25 Your Momma Lol!

[facethesouth]

Thanks for the laugh this morning, Sootch!

[neoindy]

It may be dumb, but it's all in good fun.

[LosAngelesWeedSmoker]

This is what unemployed people living off tax payer pensions or SSI look like. What a pathetic sad excuse of a shemale. Only a turd will meet up with other Youtube losers. No real friends, just the camera and her youtube checks. He he. ( X

[GeorgeEliot197]

pretty fun Sootch! 

[mad555max]

nice one sootch

[wideawake73]

lmao...

[morningmayan]

haha really enjoyed this:)

[angelsfan26]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!! YOUR THE BAT MAN LOL JUST LOL

[thawkins426]

Is your utility belt Maxpedition :)

[wessa140]

damn man times must be shit over in the states qhy do you think know that i'm 21 i'm appling for my shotgun licence here in the uk would love to see a review on a good choice of shotguns (that are allowed in the uk) but after watching the bat man say he's moving to tihiti i might just go an ask of of the local farmers if they've got a old side by side laying around but you stay strong man keep up your exerlant from of intertanment thats only the good thing to watch of the free web if you get me

[poormanprepper]

kind of sucks i grew up in the word that i did. now as a young adult i have to deal and prep for the possibility my world may burn around me. atleast we got people like sootch to keep our minds on the fun part. playing with big boy toys!

[cadrician]

Looooooooooooooool!!! Very nice Batman!

[dopeskis]

"Might aswell enjoy a nice cigar" It burning unevenly and it looked like the wrapping was getting wet. May I suggest a Cohiba? Best brand of cigars out there! Just looking out for ya buddy!

[aj45colt]

nice cigar, is that an arturo fuente maduro?

[olchevyman]

Ha ha...Bat Bicycle....

[fidel5medina]

Its 5 years for a un-registered pistol

[azcentralsurprise]

OK! OK!

Mea culpa...

Point well taken. Time to lighten up.

Hey, what do you expect from a grouchy old man.

I even argue with the schmuck I see in the mirror every day when I'm shaving.

You all can stop piling on now.

[sootch00]

@azcentralsurprise All is forgiven. It is kinda dumb... but I had a blast doing it ! Lol!

[azcentralsurprise]

@sootch00

Sir, you are a Scholar and a Gentleman.

Seriously, I am impressed; not one ad homiem attack from you - which I probably deserved.

Your good natured maturity is something I will try to emulate.

You have won me over; a devoted fan of your gun vids, and now, with a lesson learned, a devoted fan of sootchMan.

Thanks

[The1Epistle]

@sootch00 what are you smoking? Looks tasty! Keep up the great videos. I hope you have a blessed Thanksgiving!

[RobWilsonII]

Sootch, Man. Screw these malcontents that are on here telling you to stick to gun reviews or that are hatin' because of you slam the bozos in Washington.( "You must listen to Rush") Wahhh, waaahh!! Somebody should get them a bottle of shut the hell up! You should do what YOU want to do. To them levity is harder to understand than Chinese algebra!

[Ray3600]

Must have lost a bet.

[SheepDoggOne]

26 people have absolutely no sense of humor.

[squidsatelllite]

thanx for that

[hellhorse01]

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry! Funny, but oh so true. Happy Thanksgiving Sootch. God Bless you and your family this holiday season.

[ChrmdLabradorite]

Bat signal...

It was only on for a second, that's all they could afford to keep it on... ROFL.

[Bulwark1911]

Infidel war belt = Utility belt Sootch ?

[donkim86]

hahahahaha

[MrColt45acp]

If you wouldn't have fired Alfred, he would've washed your mask and it wouldn't have shrunk.

As far as Catwoman goes, look out, she scratches, wink wink, if you know what I mean.

And your sidekick Robin, he's doin more than standing in the unemployment line, I heard he's movin to San Fran to pick up some sidework in some movies...

And if you would've got a hybrid instead of that V-8 Batmobile, maybe you wouldn't have to peddle your *ss around town.

[Richard2003]

Are you kidding me? Get some ideas of your own instead of parroting what Hannity and Limbaugh tell you.

[sootch00]

@Richard2003 You're probably one of the morons that re-elected Barney Franks or Harry Ried. You need to listen to Limbaugh and learn something .

[klesmer]

@sootch00 Sootch you left out the queen of the dark side-Pelosi.

[mxm190]

@sootch00 way to got sootch tell um like it TIZ !!! Thems is hater anyway, sneekin it from the wrong side trying to get a peek at what the good guys are syin! Yup yall want truth haters, yall just know where to come to find it yeehaw!

[NEWCLEARDAYS]

@Richard2003 another useful idiot

[sabr686]

That LOOKED like a nice cigar, Sootch. Good, dark maduro wrapper, couldn't make out the label ring on it though. I'm going to guess and say, Fuente Opus X. You were suckin' on it so hard that it looked like a crenelated bezel! Sitting in the hot tub, with a nice glass of port or red wine: this is the perfect setting for a great cigar. That, or a nice hot, calm day on the golf course with a buddy or 2.

Thanks for lightening it up, brother. Stay cool, be safe, be dangerous.

[darkwing1a]

That was very funny. You just needed a nice Scotch on the rocks with that.

[RoaminHans]

Spot on sootch. Is that a "La Gloria Cubana" cigar?

[azcentralsurprise]

sootch00, Please..please, stick to gun reviews. "Dumb mask...too small" and way too tight - constricting the flow of blood to your brain. If the general public sees this, it certainly will help to reinforce the mistaken view that we are as misinformed and simple minded as you. Oh God! The Black Helicopters have landed in my backyard! Obama Black Shirts are taking my guns! HELP!!! Wait a minute...I still have my 4 guns. Hmmm...I can now carry concealed in National Parks. Can I vote for him again?

[sootch00]

@azcentralsurprise Lighten up dude. It's just for fun... obviously.

[Springr1911]

@sootch00 LMAO, everyone's a critic. If we can laugh off some of the loonacy in Washington we'll go crazy.

[satinwarship]

@azcentralsurprise ommfg!! are you serious?? this was a break from the normal seriousness and just a bit of fun! how could you not like this??so now all this guy can ever do in life is a gear or gun review?? thanks sootch00 i laughed hard it was nice to see a sense of humor and just some fun talk for once! i cant believ what nasty bastards these people can be!! im sure they are all the most original people and such..omg i have not the words to express myself properly to these imbeciles!

[poormanprepper]

@azcentralsurprise i think its his right to wear a childs mask and put his opinion out there, you jerk....

[icecoldbeerr]

Surely you aren't suggesting Obama is pro gun. Name me a singe thing Obama has done for gun rights. Little provisions attached by conservative democrats and republicans to enormous unrelated bills do not count. Like he was going to veto his credit card bill over the example you cited. Name me one thing he has done. I can name you a slew of confirmed anti-gun radicals he has nominated. They even banned antique rifles from coming in from South Korea. Obama has a long established anti-gun record.

[azcentralsurprise]

@icecoldbeerr

Was trying to show was that sound bites do not make a full factual picture. It's been over 2 years since it was a steady stream of nonsense. So much that you couldn't find ammo or many guns at Cabela's. Even NRA said it was unfounded. The facts again, still have my 4 guns. I can now carry concealed in a National Park. Black helicopters have not landed in my backyard.

Having said that: he should be kept under scrutiny and informed of our powerful opposition to anti gun legislation.

[mcg240]

@azcentralsurprise seriously lighten up and learn to have a little fun....talk about up tight

[mxm190]

@azcentralsurprise , its coming, and yeah he really wants your guns, he just cant go and get them like hitler, but we are not worried, republicans with be back in the Presedency next term and all you Dem witts will be enslaved hoohoohahahahaha !!!! the republicans got those laws past, you can thank us for it yu turd... now go back to the blind leading the blind side bro.

[azcentralsurprise]

@mxm190

1 ain't yo bro

2 Presidency, not Presedency, you Dim Wit

3 don't belong to either Crooks and Liars Clubs, Dems&Repubs

4 You can't rely on facts, so you use ad hominem attacks-sorry, you don't understand that

5 A UFO is landing in your backyard down there in Bumfuck, Ga. right next to the Black Helicopter loaded with Obama Black Shirts to take you to a FEMA Prison Camp were they will torture you with Hillary videos and make you into a LIBERAL

6 OK I'll be a turd if you be the ASSHOLE?

[bellyfulloffrogs]

@azcentralsurprise You only have 4?

[azcentralsurprise]

@bellyfulloffrogs

Only need one.

Hmmm...am I reading something more into this?

You wouldn't happen to have NINE?

Ahhh...the measure of a man, as measured by another man.

But, sometimes as Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar".

I could be wrong...

[CarlPetaflop]

Aha i get it... I get it.... Great vid sootch :)

[humanentropy]

what kind of cigar is that, batman?

[jaxc89]

very good video batman,by the way what happen to sootch00 ;) (oh and sorry about robin and batgirl)

[signalrambo]

"Had to lay Robin off" LOL LOL

[bigrebnc1861]

Good form sootch nice connection.

[sallyos06460]

Nice.

[jistaguy45]

"The Joker is in the White House!" LOL!!!!!!

[shoe612]

That was funny! Thanks the the lighter side! Keep up the good work.

[SgtBooker44]

Awesome Sooch

[Mrcaffinebean]

Haha, to funny man. Laid Robin off! To funny man.

[Capttoddy1988]

Nene nene nene nene.... BATMAN!

[MongoWongo777]

Major Chuckles!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

[steinderbush]

Sootch, that is awesome. I mean in this times of trouble and s..t, its nice to see some humor. Yes life go's on and there will come better times for all!!

[smttysmth02gt]

Looks like a punch or A. Fuentes cigar.

[smttysmth02gt]

LOL hardcore. Fantastic.

[jimpj65]

Ya know what I noticed: nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying.

[sovietsks45]

this is what happens when you inhale to much gun cleaner.......

[Shn1fty]

Did I just watch a video with Sootch in a batman mask??? What's going on?