Nostalgia Critic - Commando (Part 1)

[Kazeromaru]

Who else is watching this review while watching Commando and pressing play after every scene to watch NC's analyzation of THAT particular scene?

[sonicgen20]

So what other Arnold Schwarzenegger movies has Mr. Critic reviewed? So far I know of End of Days, Commando, and Last Action Hero.

[Fwanco]

Uhhh who puts a door on the roof?

6:36

[Bikutolu]

6:50 XD ARCH, THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY!

[killer92173]

5:41 XDDD

[Gozenrei3]

7:25 Don't move, mutherfuckur. :[

[dahuterschuter]

Hopefully we get another Schwarzenegger month this January. It's not like you could run out of bad Arnie movies.

[kevinbaconfan12]

foes anyone notice in each of arnolds movie there is someone named john

[stlouisrocker100]

This is in my opinion Arnolds best film. Don't get me wrong I love the Terminator films, but this in my opinion a little better.

[udaho456]

I need an extended version of the Arnold rap!

[KaptinKilla]

6:52 My favorite part! ^^

[TheLoonwolf]

1. "I was afraid you missed me."

"You wish our aim was rubbish."

2. "The price...."

"...it doesn't hit ME in the pocket-book."

3. "Thar she blows!"

[Nymphonomicon]

What's with the Calypso music in the opening? I was hoping Doug was going to say something about it...

[SonicvsDbz13]

This message will self-destruct in one second

NC: Hanh?

BOOM.

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

@SonicvsDbz13 Yes, that's the gist of what he said

[ukhistorian]

6:34 He should've done a Terminator joke where the Terminator said "wrong" and shot the gun guy.

[mkocja5a]

we've got ahnold!

[WOW9521]

What movie was that at 0:49?

[TheBlueAnon]

I SHALL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER AS ICE CREAM DAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

[haydos271]

2:10 GARBAGE DAY!!!

[yayimfree]

i actually almost shit myself during the opening sequence

[619mohammed]

i dont agree with the boo i love comando when i was young this movie was my favourite movie

[thesparks007]

@619mohammed were you listening?

[619mohammed]

@thesparks007 i was talk about the part were the cretic got booed

[apvideogame]

@619mohammed They were booing the critic for choosing Commando to make fun of, since he mainly reviews bad movies, you actually agree with the booing.

[619mohammed]

@apvideogame maybe i didnt listen very carefully but anyway thanks for telling me that

[EclipseHedgehog]

arnold's a lovable guy. can't hate on him. x3

[zerolink96]

damn it i guessed the killer seats!

[TASKFORCESoldier141]

Damn Arnold Schwarzeneggar month always makes me put my cookie down

[Ferilgamer91]

@TASKFORCESoldier141 I see what you did there. But dont put the cookie down he might steal it.

[chriskoob]

you totally missed the chance to point out that a father and dauther are living alone in the woods, swimming together and tickling each other..but theres totally nothing wrong with that!!

[microsoftnerd4life]

Kill the president of bumblebee land. some things money can buy. For everything else theres TGWTG.

[jetiscute1]

AHAHAH, I GOT ICE CVEAM ON MY FACE! HA, VHOT A SPECTAKOL!

[TASKFORCESoldier141]

ice cream day always happen

[ThemanwithnoEmail33]

2:07 GARBAGE DAY!

[crazychaos192]

@ThemanwithnoEmail33 civilian: huh? NO!!!!!!!

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

he, the "Put that cookie DAUN" rap is so much funnier when you're like me and NC's impression of Arnold sounds like the goddamn cookie monster.

[highflyingfish95]

I completely lost it at 8:00

[SirReaI]

I want that house. :)

[TheKrisRose]

Here's a real useful comments..the bad guy want arnold to kill the president of VALVERDE,lol i didn't cacth at first time too!

[xaxie1]

I shall remember this day forever as Ice-Cream Day!

[MrHEC381991]

JENNY!

[TiagoAngelelli]

I explode every time Critic imitates Arnold.

[skeletonking1234]

CRITIC!!!! THAT WAS 1.999999999999999999999999 SECONDS

[SidRulz100]

Very nice for Nostalgia Critic for apologizing about Melisa Malone.

[matthill14]

@SidRulz100 Umm dont you mean Alyssa Milano?

[Tedus987]

hu (boom)

[samipod42]

6:47 you can barely see a rope holding the car

[samipod42]

@ClayTongues terminator 3 is the most unnecessary sequel because they already stopped judgement day. I admit though, when I saw it in theaters, I liked it. It's still better than most action movies today and it had that terminator feel. I hated terminator salvation. It felt more like a war movie to me but everyone else liked it so what do I know?

[ClayTongues]

Terminator 2 is still his best film. The 3rd one sucked. That female terminator could do FAR too many things for her character to be believable. If she was just a female Arnold, that would work, having all the powers of T-1000 and Arnold, facepalm

[MrHEC381991]

*2:10* GARRBAGE DAYYY!! o.O

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

OH NO AH GAHT EIS KREEM ON MAH FAYCE!!!

[Barrymit]

8 people didn't put their cookies down.

[ARSENALOFMEGADEATH]

@Barrymit , 8 people couldn't get to da choppa!

[avukovic84]

2:16 "Garbage Day!!!"

[TheAndrewj96]

@avukovic84 XD

[chadrageus]

Who knew alyssa Milano would grow up to be so damn fine?

[MrVeggie247]

I realy liked the NC untill he started worshipping Arnold who's basicly nothing but a steroid pumping NWO, hitler lover! seriously anyone that loves arnold doens't know WTF they talk about with this black hating son of a Bitch! oh and he has a grandfather that was a nazi and he talks about how he loves hitler in his book, he also wears a Nazi SS belt shame NC shame SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! i never watch u again!!!!

[NeptuneNetwork]

@MrVeggie247 U mad

[dan012345]

@MrVeggie247 Whoah. Allegations galore.

[huaun]

@MrVeggie247 Yeah, everybody know that germans are all nazis who eats little children.

[EuromanMovieReport]

Its not Commando and its Kooomaaandooo....

[shaaktibob8557]

@ twilightwindwaker, did you really have to put every joke in? I was gonna use one of those

[twilightwindwaker]

This movie is awesome. Those pictures looks hilarious 0:19 0:38. He's not a horrible actor. BOOOOOOO! Really Frank that's the best line you can come up with? I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and barely I wear woman's clothing. This message will delf destruct in one second. Eh? BOOM! John Matrix. Whoa. OH NO I GOT ICE CREAM ON MY FACE! I SHALL REMEMBERR THIS FOREVER AS ICE CREAM DAAAAY!

[GalaxyDuelist64]

that black guy is in every schwarzenegger movie

[Shroombot92]

I'm surprised the Critic didn't point out how unbelievably fast Arnold got out of that truck that just happen to tumble over a hill without a scratch on him.

[sinisterskills17]

i agree with the critic on everything except him being a terrible actor

[bryan140140]

im surprised he didn't do terminator

[ReservedRealist]

2:11 "Garbage day!"

[OmniTerror]

i wonder why commando remembers me Contra

[stric128]

@OmniTerror do u remember the opening screen of contra, where there are 2 guys? they say 1 is rambo and the other is commando ( arnold and sylvester ). there u go. cheers ^^

[Ko0lMoeDee]

Should have reviewed Predator as well

[YourProblem1]

NUUUU NOT BUMBLEBEE LAND!!! D:

[Sutidude]

Arnold: Bennett! I thought you were...

Bennett: Dead?

NC: No, Canadian!

LOL and also NC has one of the best Arnold impersonations ever.

[marktherapper]

commando is a boss film

[INFECTEDSPECIMEN666]

I like that opening song =)

[jackcoglin]

i love comando and Arnold hes awsome

[Guigley]

"Put that put that put that cookie cookie down! Down! Down!" The Arnold rap!

[RepublicaBioshock]

@Guigley

Reminds me Eminem with a bit of Techno/Electronic Music. It's need mix with Homer's D'oh!'s

[Legoghost14]

wow, just came from the academy and they get to have 3 days to work, lucky fuckers

[TheMetalFox5]

Haha, Forrest Gump reference! NC rocks!!!!!

[sirmugman]

what freddie mercury doing in there?

[Bookfreak07]

ICE CREAM!!

[Gellarfan666]

I wish he'd review True Lies...

[TheHorrorKing1]

And of course...WE GOT AHNALD!!!!! I love his impressions!!!!

[jodetert]

i loved the Critic's Arnold voice

[KurtMcGowan]

I love the pronounciation of whatever country those bad guys were talking about. Its so dramatic! I guess the makers of the film just couldnt decide on a country that wouldn't raise controversy x

[KurtMcGowan]

If Arnald actually went commando... ewwwwww

[KurtMcGowan]

wow its bicep porn XD

[9ansean]

7:49-7:51 I think that was were Mario had his first Gameboy adventure!

[ataunnasr]

Commando was awesome. And arnold is cool.

[ben94611]

Man!!!

Commando!!

Why Arnold his not a really bad actor

[linkzellda]

This video will self destruct in 60 sec

[daron51]

pause at 1:30. It's an M202 flash (grim reaper from black ops)

[w0lveg0d]

no i am not putting the cookie down arnold 

[sillygrl23]

The only thing that irked me is that he shows scenes from Kindergarden Cop but dosen't review the movie itself......*is a sad panda*

[Bfd3395]

WOAH!

[Link180189]

He should make a review on kindergarden cop

[Link180189]

He shoo

[amusedtodeath1]

This is great I love this movie. Thanks for posting. Your the man.

Cool Fact. . . for those who do not know. . . the actor who plays Bennet is actor Vernon Wells who later in his career (for those of use who are between 18 & 25 years of age) went on to a character name Ransik the main villian of the show Power Rangers Time Force. He is awesome.

[EvilAshPursuivant]

he wants the President of VAL VERDE to be murdered!

[sillygrl23]

@EvilAshPursuivant Thanks.....but I prefer Bumblebee Land

[SpamLizzo]

Commando is to males what Twilight is to females. (blech!)

[Tanner2971]

Totally the best film NC ever had to review.

[tokkafan4life]

I wonder why he didn't do kindergarten cop.

[jakenajjar]

its not stupid

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

omg i LOVE commando

[nickstermadman]

did any one make the conection of the name john? i mean come ON John, John Rambo John fgjshf arnold pffft

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

IT'S GARBAGE DAY!

[TheAnimegirl309]

did he say bennett or something else?

[recon500]

7:22 did anyone notice that arnold was bleeding yellow?or something like that.

[fatjoe460]

Love Commando. Comedy and violence all in one nice package

[Goldstar127]

@4:24 Arnold Schwartzenegger sounds like the cookie monster.

[A7XGroupie767]

They didn't use the guns cause they needed him alive. x) this is still hilarious!

[TheNintendonerd1986]

lumberjack song....funny

[sillygrl23]

No! Not Bumble Bee Land! They are a peaceful nation how could you, you evil villian! :(

[ZeroZak24]

Does anyone else think he sounds more like a super mutant from Fallout more than Arnold?

[ElWeyChingon]

LMFAO "ice cream daaaaaaaaaaaaay"

[TahirK1189]

2:11 is the worst trash pick up service ever

[Lufttygger306]

Woah

[chimcharfreak]

JENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luckyirishxxx]

Best theme song for a celebration ever

[Concord360]

(Arnold Enters into Scene)

"PUT DAT KOOKIE DAUN!!!"

[TheSamiryoussef]

7 people live in bubble bee land

[TOshow1]

Idc what anyone says, this will forever be the manliest movie ever with some of the most funny and memorable 1 liners of all time.

[starwarsreddwarf]

vote up if you only watch this review for the intro

[Paskakasane]

I love that Monty Python reference

[ECL28E]

I thought Arnold and Alyssa's heads were appropriate for the Scooby Doo pic

[Ichigo9913]

anybody else notice that he has a fire-place going even tho its the middle of summer?

[Ichigo9913]

this is a great movie even after this review.

[Zeldafreak007]

Critic: "His name is John Matrix."

Neo: "Woah!"

[paratroop24]

6 people hate icecream.

[THUBRICH]

(4:44) HAAAAAAAAAAAA

[martin43427]

ICE CREAM DAY!!!!!! LMAO!!!

[TexasIndependance79]

hrtewt5jwretjrtejety

[runninrainshinegal]

I'm having trouble gauging the daughter's age. 8? 14? 23!?

[fsmetal]

yes this movie is stupid,but damn it! it kicks ass!

[satireknight]

I like Arnold. I don't know why, because he's a mediocre actor and he's been in so many bad movies. But somehow I like him.

[KatamariParadox]

NC: His name is John Matrix.

Neo: Woah...

[davvvvo]

garbage day

[E07WORLD]

I don´t think that Arnold is a bad actor.

[animereviewdude]

@E07WORLD its because you are blinded by his bad-assnes

[2814haljordan]

@E07WORLD meh, he is okay

[SuckerGamer]

@E07WORLD Yeah, sometimes i kinda gotta hate a little on the NostalgiaCritic.

seriously, Arnold isen't actually a bad actor at all, however some of the movies he has been in, are quite half-assed.

Predator

Terminator series

Conan the barbarian

Jingle all the way

Kindergarten cop

and yes i even kinda liked Commando because of random badassery

people can call me stupid, but i enjoy an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

[E07WORLD]

@SuckerGamer

I think Arnold did a great job at T2 :-)

[SuckerGamer]

@E07WORLD indeed. one of my favorite movies ever :D

[SuckerGamer]

@E07WORLD but i did actually never watch his movies in the cinema.

[supermario6499]

@E07WORLD hes not a bad actor just he makes alot of bad movies just like stallone hes a great actor hes got great movies but alot of bad ones 2

[Legoghost14]

@E07WORLD well, he's not but, put him in a bad movie then yes, yes he is

[E07WORLD]

@Legoghost14

Have you noticed that Arnold and Don Bluth compared to eachother?

I mean when there good ther´re really fucking awesome, but when they are bad ther´re really fucking sucky as hell bad.

[ShadowCrashed81]

@E07WORLD He's a great robot, man.

[huaun]

@E07WORLD Well he wasn't good either.

[neoman289151]

@E07WORLD Hehe....69 thumbs up......I have a terrible mind....

[Arthus850]

@E07WORLD but he's not superb either.

[MustyMarkus1]

T2 is da best Anold movie eva!

[sgtgorillaz]

Hate to nitpick the critics reviews, but there are some flaws

1) "Don't think to hide your daughter in the secret room"

But what if arnie gets killed? How's she gonna get out?

2) they won't shoot him because they NEED him!

[guysmiley00]

@sgtgorillaz How's she going to get out? You do realize that most safes, realizing that their purpose is to keep people OUT and not IN, don't lock from the inside, right?

Do you have trouble leaving your house after you've locked the door? No? Same idea.

[sgtgorillaz]

@guysmiley00 i suppose you're right lol

[dude15697]

I wonder if Doug knows about Austrian Death Machine. Those guys fucking rock.

@dude15