Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill - Landing on the Moon

[fredury]

"fucking hell, I been in that spacecraft...Right, I need a piss" LMFAO My throat aches from the laughter

[ozzyslasher1970]

nuts nuts nuts all day long fing nuts how i long for a grapfruit. LOL my fave line

[fuckinwok]

Legend!

[ThiefOfMovies]

Sea of tranquility? is this the sea of tranquility?

[captainclick728]

@Fattygirlyslimy

WRONG!

He's obsessed with dominoes!

"this keyboard is all sticky!!"

[coolHalo2Glitches]

"I'm a small man with a giant...SHIT!" I almost shit myself

[manicmuffin]

LMAO, "The monster's got me, Houston! He wants cash! He's got my arm in a lock, I think he knows jiu jitsu!"

[fattygirlyslimmy]

"it's covered in jam!"

haha he's obsessed with jam!

[captainclick728]

Eddie izzard-first man on the moon, the world is watching on TV

Eddie: stepping down now... Now where's the...fuck...first man on the moon and I forgot my fucking camara!

-looking into lander mounted camara-

Eddie: sorry but I need to use this to take a photo! You don't build a £50,000 camara if it's rubbish

[captainclick728]

Eddie izzard-

[Seydaschu]

I hear he was supposed to say "One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind!" but maybe his mic skipped.

[SallyN0wBaby]

Right..I need a piss :D

[dragonfire2000ful]

the monsters got me he got my arm behind my back i think he knows Jujitsu LOL

[grimgram123]

one small step for man one giant step for mankind. one small step for man one giant step for mankind. I'm a tiny man with a giant--

LOL!!

[DirectInjected]

Oh it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

[Benawisan]

Legend, i sure am gonna educate my kids with this

[TheLordZixx]

My first words would be "I have a raging hard on.. let's do this' XD

[anmol1592]

"I am giant man with a smal... ooh. what was it?"

DAMN FUNNY xD

[SevenfoldLife]

Ooo, It's all sticky.

[carrotandproud]

IT'S A MONSTER AAAH hahahahaha!! legend!!!

[TheRockHBKfan]

"I need a piss!"

[ziyou1969]

Eddie has a jam fixation! He is outrageously funny!

[fishman017]

One of the few comedians who make history jokes. I like that about him. Great show.

[splendidwren]

I frickin love this man!!!!

[thatsucks1000]

"You can't land on the Moon and go 'It's all stickeh!' (laughter) 'It's covered in jam!'"

[HECKproductions]

you cant just go down and go like "its sticky"..."its covered in jam !!"

[siggster03]

GOD, this is the greatest comedian!! i love him! I own this DVD its amazing, but my favorite is Glorious

[jimdad5883]

One of the funniest people on the planet at his best, in drag (the British LOVE that!). This guy can make ANYTHING funny. True genius.

[hippyh12]

theres no one around :D

[marcy99marc99]

Ohh Its all sticky!!

LOLOLOLOL

[ultimateSpagety]

0:26, this really funny considering he actually did flub the line. It was supposed to be "one small step for A man"

[JackyRowe]

yay!!! ju jitsu!!

[iluvsoaps09]

to my right is a F*CK!NG MONSTER!!!!

get off my leg!!

[zappdanko]

enefen is cute

[Preditor117]

"right, I needa piss!" Best line you could ever use on the moon.

[Wrxrtd]

My favourite comedian of all time! I watch his shows over and over and still laugh. I love everything about the way he performs. His mannerisms are absolutely hilarious and his delivery is superb. And the fact that he can talk about absolutely anything makes him the greatest by far in my books. I love all his views on religion, history, politics etc.

[Enefen]

I second that!

[Buckynoname]

@Enefen I'll third that!!! My favorite comedian of all time!!!!!!!

[Azeefied]

@Buckynoname I fourth that! My fav comedian of all time!!!

[losaface4]

@Enefen I third that!

[THFOBMCRlover]

same here :D

[Simpuramafampark]

Its cuz Jam is so funny... so random

[amdgdc]

oooooo its all sticky!!!

[lyradlyradlyrad]

CAKE OR DEATH!>?!??

[PsychosisByOsmosis]

I'll have the chicken

[xXBritishHottieXx]

he is obsessed with jam watch some of his other bits he says it all the time

[conceitedperson78]

Jam is good though admit it and the British use it all the time.

[kizzkaulitz]

ahh i love eddie :D

[TheDane23]

What is it with this guy and jam? Haha love the guy.

[THFOBMCRlover]

Oh, it's all stcky! It's covered with jam!

Haha, you gotta love this man <3

[3003qwerty]

haha a guy i used to know used to think that was funny as hell, he cracked me up with hes impression of him

[THFOBMCRlover]

... My ENGLISH teacher once did a whole CLASS with him just doing impressions of Eddie....

I was one out of few ppl tht laughed and I was the ONLY one laughing my ass off... I srsly had trouble BREATHING after like three sentences!! XD

[PsychosisByOsmosis]

I wish one of my teachers would do that

[THFOBMCRlover]

Haha yeah.. Tht teacher was the best xD

Too bad he got fired tho ;_;

[fireballbrothers]

you are the best eddie izzard