Man vs. Wild - Cactus Cantina

[A1Kpwn3d]

But Bear... Diarrhea will make your crap he he really watery

[Pistolification]

he got stung by a bee

[FriendlessKid1227]

wtf is up with his eyes

[MrFerndel]

@FriendlessKid1227 He got stung by a bee

[kialn]

@FriendlessKid1227 he got stung by bees

[inkybait]

im a cactus, and i am very offended.

[ThePogokiller]

Hey whats kevjumba doing here?

[MissTubeTard]

@ThePogokiller lol

[1heartless1]

And where the hell are his glasses?

[1heartless1]

Cant believe they aired this even after he got stung xD

[firenex123]

lmfao that's what Bear would look like if he was asian

[ImHeadshotSniper]

Panda Grylls after the sting

[Turkvolk]

Sliteyes? Better drink my own piss!

[shane1637]

@Turkvolk Jokes old, kid.

[Soilwar]

He's an alien, I knew it!

[ghostfire562]

chinese eyes lol

[MrPorktoast]

These desert ones always make me thirsty

[shamdansham]

KEV JUMBA

[star1177full]

eyes??

[supernovax]

This is straight after when Bear got stung by a bee.

[noob123noobnoob]

Kev Jumba.

[Kimchi4Korea]

wtf did bear look chinese for a momment o.o

[Zakum0099]

Asian bear grylls

[jackedman31]

Alright WHy da fuck are there all these piss jokes DAMN

[camiliron1]

gives you diarreah..... better drink my own piss

[MrMonkeyGreeGree]

looks like kevjumba

[KrissiBenassi]

he looks like a fat white version of kai from digital rev

[ianmiguelabubo]

Poor thing he got stung by bees and still has to go on a show

[AngryAdobo]

@MissOrigamiLand stung by bees.

[Needforbleed]

He got stung by African bees and he's alergic to them

[purdymcgurdy]

Munch 'n Suck - got it.

[snipes081]

he looks like a chinese guy with a british accent

[Rumpeskalk]

Your face god dammit!

[milad2007halo3]

What the hell is wrong with his eyes in this episode?

[pettystone]

@milad2007halo3 a bee sting

[6billybonka6]

KEVJUMBA ANYONE?

[mattyh099]

His eyes are swollen from an earlier bee attack, it says in the description.

[joshua6073]

whats rong with his eyes

[BeaxSaur]

at 2:38 he looks like kevjumba

[MinecraftIstheSdk]

kevjumba

[OfficialChrisTV]

Thumbnail Looks like : PEDO GRYLLS

[pijutz]

did he botox his eye?

[Itachi0044]

why does he look asian in this vid

[richoman1000]

asian bear grylls

[IllegalTragedy]

Whoa, what happened to his eyes?

[Panczekolada]

@IllegalTragedy

Bee stings. His face is swollen!

[AngryAdobo]

@IllegalTragedy stung by the bees.

[12mumuako]

@IllegalTragedy When he took the honey on the bee he got stung by the bees

[shane1637]

@IllegalTragedy You serious? .....

[zombiewarrior225]

@IllegalTragedy he was stung by a bee

[superyomomma101]

@IllegalTragedy hes allergic to bees.

[veavenkill]

@IllegalTragedy bee's

[xz0p]

@IllegalTragedy He got stung by bees. Oh, someone already told you that?..-

[iRevolutionz100]

that looks tasty..

[minicotexx]

Hey ITS KEVJUMBA!

[LaureateFanatic]

that when he got the bess swarming on him ahha,

asian bear grylls

[MrKevYuan]

lmao those bee stings make him look chinese

[QuincyBloggs]

@MrKevYuan Do u have any problem wif us Chinese ? u Aint that perfect too .. So FK off ;D

[MrKevYuan]

@QuincyBloggs actually i am asian im just saying he looks hilarious

[blackhole4568]

@MrKevYuan thats racist and thats stereotype

[Twist3rD]

@blackhole4568 Not really a stereotype as lots of Chinese people have wide and narrow eyes.

[haloohaloo911]

@MrKevYuan that was so fuckin mean-_-

[PlanetaryMATE]

@haloohaloo911 As if it was!!grow some balls and man the fuck up!!Geez everyone so sensitive these days.

[veavenkill]

@MrKevYuan racist bastard

[testsubjectzz]

wheres the hole the cactus used to live

[Doveslayer665]

He's Asian!!!!!!!!!

[juanitormop]

he looks like shia lebouf

[garrysmod102]

@juanitormop yeah heh

[Wolfguurl]

Oh no, cacti. Anyone remember the time Socca tried to drink from a cactus? Didn't end well.

[Sexyboy2226]

Am i miss something? WTF WITH HIS FACE?!

[ParraKoopa]

@Sexyboy2226 He was alergic to sumthing in this episode

[TheAdiel2010]

@Sexyboy2226 he got stung by bess nd hes allergic to bees

[Tunyalux]

At 0:44 Bear has a chinese FACE 

[phum4677]

what happen to he's eyes?

[thekb24fan]

@phum4677 got stung by bees

[phum4677]

@thekb24fan when was that?

[antonceta1]

comment was eaten by bear grylls.

[anapple2032]

found an oasis

better drink my own piss.

[MrGustaphe]

Wouldn't a cactus rather lean to the north to get sunshine? Turning the smaller top towards the sun can't be very effective...

[sawyerbobby]

now i feel like tearing up the neighbor's cactus and eat it

[532131]

lol I thought he was Shia Labeouf for a moment there.

[jakeenuton2]

So... Where do i get a knife in the wild?

[KingR3aper]

@jakeenuton2 Make one if you don't have one? A shitty wooden one from a tree, and sharpen it against rock, or make one from stone?

I used to grind rocks into blades as a kid. Fun stuff.

[WavyGravyTrain1]

An ole wise saying "Everything bites in the desert"

[KristovGaedkavich]

Holy shit i just saw the best advertisement ever, then followed by Bear grylls! Awesome ;]

[beast100000000]

the best way to get fluid out here is to "munch and suck"

[blusuck]

and out here thats just gonna kill you faster

[benolt123]

where the fck does he learn that

[falzarboy12]

he got pimp slap or cock slap.lol

[edpantous]

That wasn't your day buddy.

[MoonScorpion97]

so wat u jus stand up and leave?

[OR3NG]

ran out of piss, drink some cactus!

[stilqn1999]

It looks taste! :D

[KND970]

who knew bear grylls could transform into an asian version of himself??

[emmey57]

wtf is happening with his face

[Disciple1818]

@emmey57 Stung by bee

[makeupbabe92]

@emmey57 allergic reaction to a bee sting earlier in the episode..

[Hetzer86]

Any of the nice Melon-Taste??? I better drink my own piss...

[MrHighasakite123]

2:28 Spot on !

[McMIxTER]

Remember girls if you want that liquid you've got to munch and suck

[victorpp0]

wow that looked so good i wanna try it

[GoalHornDude]

found a cactus

better drink my own piss

[joshuatube511]

@GoalHornDude shut up you noob

[Naomigirl101]

@GoalHornDude whats with the better dring my own pee thing its just plain stupid

[Nigelxman]

@Naomigirl101 Are you suggesting you've never drank your own pee Naomi? :-)

[Naomigirl101]

@Nigelxman OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!



[lolwhatever85]

@Naomigirl101 You can't trust fresh water, so you have to drink your own piss.

[Naomigirl101]

@lolwhatever85 you guys r just stupid period

[lolwhatever85]

@Naomigirl101  Hahhaahah

[lolwhatever85]

@Naomigirl101 That never gets old XD

[Naomigirl101]

@lolwhatever85 PERIOD!!!

[lolwhatever85]

@Naomigirl101 PERIOD!!?? 

[Naomigirl101]

@lolwhatever85 just shut up

[lolwhatever85]

@Naomigirl101 Well stop talking about periods then.

[chefdematre]

@GoalHornDude Bebe tu propia orina y entonces estarás deshidratado en poco tiempo ;)

[destroyer100000000]

@GoalHornDude found another guy doing a better drink my own piss joke...

better shoot the ass

[thaN0s1993]

hmm i wanna find a cactus.what do i do?

eureca!! let's drink my own piss!

[PinoySoshi]

I wouldnt be surprised if he started speaking chinese "ching chong chang"

[omgitsrez]

chinese-american rofl

[SnakeEater1980s]

I've been stung by a bee, better drink my own piss.

[serialies]

he wasted a lot of cactus can i just say...

[mrdwarfclan]

does that half a cactus remind anyone of a white pineapple

[gunit1792]

Lmfao did bear turn chinese?

[Justas923]

Water in cactus? Better drink my own piss. :/

[thaolinh362]

If it's mystery guitar man, he'd play music out of those cactus.

[BloodyandEnchained]

this makes me thirsty

[005usman]

its better to drink ur own pee then killing the poor cactus thumbs up if u feel like seeing him pee n drink

[montroman1]

give hime thumbs up for puffy face LOL!!!!!!!!



[FIELDROX]

man vs gun,for once he wont win

[Demonlord275]

lol, any idiot might think "YAY!! JIANT CACTI!!! GOOD WATER!!!" (GULP) BLAAAGHGH!!!! (dies)

other people: O_O

wise man: (goes up to skinny cactus) munch munch, thhis water no kill you. that water kill you

[sportnut45]

haha Bear Grylls the Avatar... (looks like one from the movie....)

[GamerForeverKiid]

Thumbs up for Asian Bear!! :)

[cassiegeselle0]

woaah! something bigger than bear himself

[yes0nil]

Soo we just got to Munch And Suck!

[aznp0wers]

LOL camera mans bsing us.

[mattrules23australia]

it looks delicious !

[mynameisnancyblahaha]

CACTUS JUICE!

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

@mynameisnancyblahaha Your name is absurd lol

[hikoshe]

how can he go through all that and still smile to the camera?

[zabuza836]

what happened to his eyes?

[Super7317]

he killed it =o

[nomorecakes]

every thing in the desert is spikey? so bear grills your dick is spickey... dude thats ruff.

[srslayerz]

looks like spongebob's house

[srslayerz]

just found a cactus, better drink my own piss

[juanitormop]

he looks like shia lebouf

[burnmehdown214]

He looks so asian



[cooliopaganguy13]

teehee....munch and suck.

[TwiliPri1]

so, it tastes like melon ...except it doesnt taste like melon... :D funny

[JackTheCuli]

@TwiliPri1

He said TEXTURE of a melon, "It sort of has the texture of a melon, but without any of the nice taste". I hope you know what texture is.

[TwiliPri1]

@JackTheCuli sure, because you're the only person in the world who knows what texture means...

it was a joke jackass

[xArchangelSGE]

The way he drinks the water is like he is really thirsty as hell.

[Panzervagon]

Cook all the flesh *eats it raw* and then they can eat it. . .

[kuvkopi123]

go asian bear grylls

[default1337]

he didn't need to kill the whole cactus :(

[iRushil]

@default1337 Aarrwww :) lol

[Eliteabaggers]

Found a source of fluid

Better drink my own piss!!

[twilightsagarulz12]

he looks chinese

[BigGorDog26]

@Aznpbear bee stung him

[Alex92kronus]

Why don't he just get a nice cup of piss

[NarutoUzlmakl]

he kinda looks like an avatar...

[TheHumbleTinkerer]

he looks asian

[cincysoccer37]

haha the funny thing is that now he looks exactly like somebodyy at my school...

[lasse2121]

oh i hate watching this! i love cactus so badly!

[varishnakov]

@lasse2121 i lvo cacuts tool

[1978nessa]

i dont know how this guy is still alive :o

[chinglis]

lol, its hard to time him seriously when he looks like bugboy

[T1N0pwnzy0u1]

@Aznpbear me too, but i saw it on the vid pic for Bear Grylls Allergic to Bees

[jandrewluna333]

I can imagine that the camera man is eating a sandwich and constantly saying no to bear :L

[hedtoshi]

omg it's like kevjumba is doing this show

[Toddy5800]

@Aznpbear He had been stung by bees previously :)

[themixedarts]

0:53 "But there is one cactus you can drink from."

0:55 Reveals strange looking cactus, has me wondering what kind it is.

0:57 "Yes a barrel cactus." *Suddenly the camera pans over*

How misleading :D

[MoNKeYmeNAcE12134]

close your eyes at 2:30...it sounds like a gay porno

[uniquekeanu]

@MoNKeYmeNAcE12134 how would you know what one sounds like o.O

[MoNKeYmeNAcE12134]

@uniquekeanu cause theres so many gay people at my school, its pretty scary lol

[Ssmileplz]

when the camera was on the skinny cactus i was like no way in hell there's water in that lol

[ibisu]

@Ssmileplz Hahahaha I said that too lol