Google Verb! A Meme.

[burhansarwar]

haha, sidebar...

[fracesllama]

I am fasinating! Courtney: needs love and so do I Courtney: looks like Demi Moore (no I really don't) Courtney: says blog! Courtney: wants to be an American Courtney: does the math(like a boss) Courtney: hates Oreos (that's a lie) Courtney: asks EPA to delay paint job(Uhm what?) Courtney: likes Duncan. (if the google lord says it, it must be so) Courtney: eats babies (phahaha) Courtney: wears t-shirts(only nerdy ones) Courtney: was arrested for endangering an aircraft Courtney: loves twitte

[thewhinykid]

'Helen wants go'.

...What?

[hollyleaffurevr]

Apparently 'Kiley does hate'(...I does hate? Asdfgfjbgfnodfhnsdgnogf IMPROPER GRAMMAR.), 'Kiley eats a moth' (Um, eww.) and 'Kiley likes to' (I like to what, exactly?). Curse you, oddly spelled name! Nothing was showing up for most of them, other than a different way to spell my name. >.> I seriously only got those three results after taking the entire thing.

[MTrench604]

Emily Hates: Bentley, Dora, the homecoming queen, and pants.

[NME1995]

"Natalie wants a churro."

I can honestly say that I really don't know what a churro is. But it sounds like it has cinnamon on it, and that's good enough for me.

[StrawberryBurst569]

Why does my name have to be Alexandra? All my answers are related to To Kill A Mockingbird. CURSE YOU AUNT ALEXANDRA AND YOUR DISLIKE OF SCOUT!!!

[harrywpotter]

i was arrested for being paid to marry a stranger



[2010ChildsPlay]

well, DFTBA

[2010ChildsPlay]

Apparently I need to start fighting soon... I want an automatic tax refund... everybody hates me... I like videos... people want to eat ME up... I wear a damaged helmet... I was arrested for attacking somebody with a laptop... I love mustard, cheerleaders, and you............. lol

[patg1234]

patrick needs love too/patrick looks like michael jackson/patrick says i love you/patrick wants to do some kicking/patrick does this look dangerous?/patrick hates this channel (no, I don't)/patrick asks...(nothing)/patrick likes to laugh at sonic/patrick eats his dinner/patrick wears facebook/patrick was arrested for having sex with a pumpkin (this was the story because there was no autofill)/patrick loves you (most of my things were from patrick star)

[VeryCupboardy]

I got "Thomas needs a jew"

[KatyHallow]

Katy needs to work on her posture (very true). Katy looks like Zooey Deschanel (I wish). Katy says squat (now, squat!). Katy wants a fast one (oh my). Katy does Gaga (I do have some funky sunglasses). Katy hates Calvin (who's Calvin? Why do I hate him?). Katy asks a question to David Yates (how does it feel to be an awesome director?). Katy wears the pants (yep). Katy was arrested for tampering with evidence (but it WAS shiny). Katy loves her cartoons (I do love my cartoons!).

[thehelmofdarkness]

Emily needs help (pretty true :P). Emily looks like Katy Perry (but I do not). Emily says hello (HI!). Emily wants a gun (EXACTLY!). Emily does mean (does mean?). Emily hates you (NOOO I don't hate you!!). Emily asks Maya out (no idea what that's from). Emily eats clean (not sure what clean is...). Emily wears auctioneer (*pretends to understand*). Emily was arrested for filming cops from her front yard (the funny thing is, cops are usually outside my house). Emily loves vintage (sorta).

[LAWLoROFL]

Nick wants to do it in front of a camera... ok

[ilagrocks]

all mine are about bella swan :(

[StraitjacketForJazz]

Jasmine needs a home. Jasmine looks like kim kardashian. Jasmine says No! (this one's pretty realistic). Jasmine wants out. Jasmine does not flower. Jasmine hates Aladdin. Jasmine asks to go for a walk. Jasmine likes Hanson. Jasmine eats a grasshopper (D: I'm VEGAN! VEGAN!). Jasmine wears nothing but a bikini. Arrested for kidnapping O_O. Jasmine loves Jafar.

[patg1234]

@StraitjacketForJazz you hate Aladdin, but love Jafar??? Awesome!!!

[XthecadburykidX]

@4LiveLifeWithLove4 Thank you for also being called Emily, because now I don't need to Google them all!

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Emily... needs to hand over custody of Hammond. (?) Looks like a charming young woman with a natural sparkling beauty about her (yay!). Says Jackson is the soul of patience. Wants to be a real girl. Does the Salmon Dance. Hates you. Asks Jason how to die. Likes lime juice. (?) Eats a bug (a hamster! not me!) Wears purple mascara. Was Arrested For filming cops from my front yard. Loves the Earth T-shirt made by ButtermilkBiscuits.

[TortoiseWrath]

Tortoise... Needs to maintain its body temperature. Looks like any regular tortoise. Says "WOW!" Wants tomato. Does not always need to actually drink while soaking in order to hydrate itself. Hates laundry. Asks Achilles whether the conclusion logically follows from the premises. Likes to browse in the garden. Eats bananas. Wears a VHS transmitter the size of a small stack of quarters. Was arrested for tortoise heist. Loves donkey.

[ExterminateObliviate]

"Cassy needs a nice husband."

Too young for marriage, sorry Google.

[BiathatGintharf]

By searching "Tabitha looks like..." it brought me to a porn website. Ohmygod. XD

[animelove115]

My favorite:

Sandy was arrested for kicking a cop in the groin.

LOL

[PixieStickUnicorn]

(not.allowed.to.say.my.name) looks like cat in the hat

-__-

[GudiPlays]

"Ronan wants to bang the twins on X Factor."

[23Noduru23]

According to Google everyone hates me and I love no one.

[06arnoldcharles]

im a dude, but apparently i want an abortion o.O

[GlowyKangaroo]

Jeffrey likes to steal and suck balls.

what the...

[Umedark]

Andrew, Needs New Zealand

[22BoxesOfFoxes]

*creys* Oren doesn't work very well. Nothing. For any of them.

[DrJustinS]

I can't have any fun with this because I know that if I google my name (Justin) all that'll show up is stuff about a certain celebrity that shares the same name.

[sabresister]

Oh man. This one was the best:

ALISON LOOKS LIKE THE DRUMMER OF THAT ONE BAND UM.

[Meman136]

Matthew: Needs to bring sexy back Looks like Andy Samberg Says Kate (What?) Wants to know why a girl is answering his friend's phone Doesn't live here anymore Hates crime Asks Liz to 2010 prom Likes sparkling pear juice Eats a toe of garlic Wears a fez Was arrested for allegedly punching the female bus driver of a party bus Loves Nicole

[TheAttackofthedead]

I got a depressing one:

Craig needs friends

;(

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@TheAttackofthedead *hug*

[Lisa99913]

@gritsonamission. It's ok 4 u... Never google my full name... Turns out she is a playboy bunny porn star!!!

[gritsonamission]

Victoria...

hates people (um, not every day)

asks court to clear square (doggone it, get it clear!)

likes Tyler Manip (sorry, Tyler, don't know ya'...)

eats for one day's lunch and dinner (what, I'll be power napping later!)

wears the crown (FINALLY, somebody gets it right. And don't you forget it!!!)

arrested for murder (What?! She tried to jack my crown.)

loves Josh (Well, I might love him, if I knew him.)

[gritsonamission]

@gritsonamission

Actually, when I typed in "Victoria Loves" it came up w/ some porn site.... soooo, needless to say that I used the next best one... 'Cause, Victoria does not love porn.

[Ignelux]

"Lisa wants to be a bad robot" "Lisa love UFOs" XD

[pitabread12]

i love how he tagged nerimon! did Alex actually do it?

[globalfraud]

"Ryan looks like Satan with multiple personalities"

[chronoconstant]

Sydney needs some of its old-time black magic back. Sydney looks like a funnel-web spider. Sydney says "No" to Honduras coup. Sydney wants to model. Sydney does 'Summer at the House'. Sydney hates Mondays. Sydney asks, "Who lost Larry JR Hagman?" Sydney likes to use a special website and send herself a bunch of Formspring questions. Sydney eats @ home. Sydney wears it with pride. Sydney was arrested for "climbing a TREE!!". Sydney loves techno. Most results were about Australia.

[Piiiglett]

Kimberly has $1.95. I'M RICH!

[roxanney4]

Did anyone else hear the skype message at 1:39 ?

[wearethebomb42]

Dang! don't play this game if you have the same name as a character from twilight!! It totally sucks that Google says I look like a llama!

[bloodlightningXD]

Karina needs a life. Karina looks like a girl. Karina says chemical elements. Karina wants to move. Karina does the bikini walk. Karina hates sluts. Karina asks you to give her a high five! Karina likes pink. Karina eats ice cream. Karina wears pyjamas. Karina was arrested for multiple charges. Karina loves you!

lolwut.

[IDarenixI]

...My name sucks. I put in my name and verb, and thanks to my apparently rare name, i get my name *verbs* as the ONLY reccomendation.

[teaganferd]

These things don't end well when the most popular person with ur name is a porn star :/

[gritsonamission]

@teaganferd

I hear ya!!!



[SuperKatee28]

All of mine are about Kate Middleton >.<

[cupcakes1348]

mine doesn't work for any of them. my name is too uncommon haha.

[ichikish]

I hate sharing a name with Kristen Stewart. I don't want to marry Robert Pattinson!

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

I don't get very many flattering results from Google since I happen to share the same name as Lindsay Lohan.

[madebymae]

I LOVE SMOSH ASWELL!!!!

[KatieBPeters]

Katie needs hula lessons. Why, yes I do. Katie looks like Peter Pan. Katie says relax. Actually, that'd be Frankie. Katie wants a fast one lyrics...It's a song...? Katie does Manhattan. I'd love to. Katie hates couture... Katie asks why sexism against men is abhorrent to Saudis. No, I don't. Katie likes. That's it. Katie eats chocolate. Why, yes I do. Frequently, as it is. Katie wears dress. There ought to be an artical there. Katie was arrested for. Katie loves the kittens. :) Happy note.

[LMNOP1214]

Lauren needs Lasik. Lauren Conrad looks like Miley Cyrus. Lauren says Goodbye. Lauren wants to be healthy blogspot. Lauren does hair. Lauren hates Spencer. Lauren likes to draw. Lauren eats brains/bugs/flies. (NO I DON'T!) Lauren loves robots tumblr. (Whaaaa? That's a tumblr? *searches* AHHHHH!!! Don't search that tag!)

[thatissolennie]

@LMNOP1214 AAAAA! I was curious!! MY EYES!!!!!!

[LMNOP1214]

@thatissolennie Hahahahaha I warned ya :D

[AsbjornOlling]

I need to be replaced.

[nightflyer9kpoplove]

eunice needs an evening gown (WTF?!?!?) Eunice looks like she is drowning Eunice says it's too much Eunice wants a 3ds (true) Eunice does the world a favor Eunice hates mice Eunice asks whats going on? Eunice eats bacon (YESSS!) Eunice wears evening gowns (same source as the first one) Some extras i thought would be interesting: Eunice will find someone like ben Eunice can't but love Eunice can play piano extremely fast Eunice is awesome

[tamarackdancer]

Rachel needs a miracle Rachel looks like...this one didn't work with my name. I kept getting "Rachel Bilson looks like" and I'm definitely not Rachel Bilson Rachel says hello Rachel wants her car back Rachel does stuff Rachel hates sun (Shouldn't it be the sun?) Rachel asks Puck Rachel likes Finn Rachel eats Ragu Rachel wears friends Rachel was arrested for...this one didn't work Rachel loves Bob I threw some of my own in: Rachel is a hot Jew. I'm actually Jewish. This rocks. Rachel can fly!

[Oneto5]

Doesn't work with my name :*(

[SaawkRaawk]

UHH since i have two names: kit and christian if i write kit and then anything its sports kit and if i say christian its christians ):

[thedoctordevon]

Devon needs: to stop talking :( , Devon looks like: Bobby hill...?, Devon Says: US tax deduction will cost 1 billion, Devon wants: your fan art, Devon does: Rocky horror! , Devon hates: katherine [no i don't i love hank and katherine play SMB wii!!], Devon asks: Jenn to prom , Devon likes: to bail, Devon eats: Facebook [what?! that doesn't even make sense!], Devon wears: white tees every day, Devon was arrested for: killing anthony tyrone [that isnt true!!], Devon loves: french fries (>^.^)>

[missannacole]

Anna hates: Justin Beiber.

Yay!

[RaynaOfSunshine]

*Sigh* I typed in my name and wants, and 'Rayna's Gender-Bending Toy Story Obsession' was what came up...

AWKWARD.

[eashenyeah]

why this vid has almost perfect caption?

[shadowdemons117]

hmmm which meme should i look up.......

LOOK UP ALL THE MEMES :D

[ChelsieOliviaa]

My name is spelled oddly, so I'm going to use "Chelsea" so I don't keep getting blank searches. Okay! Chelsie needs: help ( sad face) Chelsie looks like: Luke? Chelsie says: lyrics (I guess that's a song) Chelsie wants: to sell Torres (scared o.o) Chelsie does: mean (that makes no sense) Chelsie hates: Angelina (lawlz) Chelsie asks: Sean for some drugs (NOPE!) Chelsie likes: it (whatever 'it' is) Chelsie eats: clean? Chelsie was arrested for: wrecking a police car (haha!) Chelsie loves: yoga

[CaremelWithABite]

Rowena just got arrested for doing a backflip off a bigass wreath into an open coffin.

[zoemew]

The only Sinead that ever existed is apparently Sinead O'Connor. Joy.

[evilvampire9]

all of mine were blank and now i'm depressed... :( nobody ever googles my name...

[JoyRay156]

Rachel needs a miracle. Rachel looks like a man. (Ouch...) Rachel says so. Rachel wants her car back. Rachel does stuff. Rachel hates me. Rachel asks Puck. (Glee!) Rachel likes nails. Rachel eats Ragu. Rachel wears Friends. Rachel was arrested for...blank. Rachel loves...blank again!

[bakerybabe29]

Tia needs to be rescued. Tia looks like Sammi from Jersey Shore. Tia says China is evil. Tia wants the squeaky Tia does not require defined projects. Tia hates chemistry Tia Asks Congress For A Broadband Stimulus Package Tia likes Jake. Tia eats a cricket Tia wears all black in the opening credits Tia was arrested for murdering one of the vessel personnel Tia loves her ice cream

[NeapolitanSixth]

This is harder to do when your first name (Brennan) is also a fairly common last name; Bones references keep coming up, too. Also, I wasn't aware that there's a YouTube show called "Brennan Eats It". The more you know! *rainbow stars*

[SilverSkull3434]

Ian doesn't work very well with google meme... i feel rather excluded now. lol

[LittleMissRootBeer26]

Carrie needs coffee Carrie looks like a horse Carrie says John Travolta gay Carrie wants coffee Carrie doesn't live here anymore Carrie hates (no answer) Carrie asks (no answer) Carrie likes to Carrie eats popping candy Carrie wears Vivienne Westwood Carrie was arrested for attempted murder Carrie loves the dark lyrics

[tesgnol]

Best response ever -- "Stephen, Looks Like He Just Exploded With A Large Fart.."

[lunacat101]

this doesn't work so well with my name... it's all stuff about Roisin Murphy!!!

[heyitsrissa]

Clarissa needs a break. Clarissa Looks like the number 12. Clarissa says it all Clarissa wants Changes Clarissa does not care Clarissa hates having to wear uncool clothes on picture day Clarissa asks me to slit my throat, Lovelace(it's from a book) Clarissa likes to move it. Clarissa eats veggies. Clarissa wears a black headband. Clarissa was arrested for protesting animal testing. Clarissa loves Dora. The show Clarissa Explains it all is evil. Most of these things are references to that show.

[Rockfer2313]

1:10 HOLY SHIT MY NAMES BENNETT!!!!!!!

[vngaris]

I ...need to be taken care of by family members ....Justin Bieber (NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ...tell what he would do to win Olivia's love (the whole Shakespearean name thing is.... amusing) ...want to marry Orsino herself (Twelfth Night naaaammmeeee) ...do the shoo-fly song ...hate music (no, I don't) ...ask a woman out at the mall (hmm...no wait...no I don't) ...like diamonds (I wouldn't know...) ...eat hair ...wear a metallic corset tulip dress ...was arrested for skipping bail in a '90 fraud case

[vngaris]

@vngaris ...loves Orsino

[vampstirker10]

I need....to get a life I look like...The joker I say ..... yes I want..... you I do.... the heavy lifting I hate.... myself I ask .... me I like...you I eat... pray love I wear...medford I was arrested for.... kidnap I love... Jesus I DID NOT MAKE THESE UP!!!! Though the last one is true =-P

[MRRandomification]

i need needs to address the loss of invincibility

i look like this because he was so drunk while in the womb

i was arrested for beating, choking wife 13 years ago

I win the internet

[Icandosomuchbetter2]

i was arrested for having panda intercourse no joke

[r0a1e2]

This is depressing for me my name is too uncommon :(

[superevilcharliebot]

@theindienerdyone apparently i eat poop as well... i don't... honestly... i don't...XD

[TheBecuzz]

isabel:

1.needs;extra school,loveing home to call her own,to quit being a prude, to go to a self betterment program. (no, have one, no ,that is called haveing good freinds)

2.looks like;Mother Teresa,(um... thank you)

3.says;hi (yes i do(hi))

4.wants;the phone (...?)

5.dose;vegas.com(no, and dont know what, and dont care)

6.hates;u shamba(what/who)

(contenued below)

[TheBecuzz]

(started above)

7.asks;what preschool blogs can pepole recommend?(please dont anser)

8.likes;cherries(absolutly not, i hate cherries)

9.eats;meat m(what dose the m mean)

10.wears;the crown(?)

11.arrested for; ?

12.loves;peek a boo(not realy, kind of only with little kids) 2nd;jbieber(NOOOOOOO!!!!! how can that even happen, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[LuckyLiza2]

Liza needs no escuse for wearing a nighty in public. Liza (also) needs a life and a new face. -.- Liza wants to give the most hugs in a single day. Liza does a bat midzva for free. Liza hates men, but she's really sweet (actually kinda true) Liza likes to snuggle. Liza eats a pumpkin. Liza wears bunches and cartwheels Liza was arrested for stealing a harness...

[LuckyLiza2]

Liza needs no escuse for wearing a nighty in public.

Liza (also) needs a life and a new face.

-.-

[PeterFilsell]

For "Peter is" I got "Peter is the Wolf"

I am the wolf. NOW PERISH!

[iloveuskelanimals]

I need serious help (thanks) I look like Barbie I say Pikachu I choose YOU! I want to be a tree I do British men (as long as there from one direction ir charlie Mcdonnel) I hate twilight I ask for an american boyfriend (yet i do British men how multi cultural am i?!) I like to believe I am a vampire I eat babies I wear organic, cotton-jersey dress I was having an affair with a teenage killer I love my pink iphone wich i got for saving sun bears (how are pink iphones related to sun bears?)

[LoverOfMusic120]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joey50557]

I need: A machine so frictionless as to be almost silent. look like: Heath ledger say: Bengals made “competitive offer,” but move was “no-brainer” do: not travel with Orange for Monday's game against Pittsburgh Hates: BEING HUMAN!!! 0.o (my next one is i hate life...) Ask: to retire Like: Winning! eat: a guinea pig's grass was arrested for: the murder of dwayne Loves: sarah, and so does dwayne (no i'm not kidding!) this is pretty cool.

[HavociannWarrior]

My name is the name of a restaurant, a town, an engine in cars/other vehicles, and the name of a person who needs to cut down on food....It sucks that my name is spelled differently!!! And I WILL NOT look for Maria, NO! I shall rule the world!!!!

[gladrial89]

. My favorites are: "Sarah wears pants. Sarah hates pants! Sarah was arrested for cutting buckets of water that would put out the fire. Sarah eats souls. o.o Sarah does not speak for me." I agree with that last one.

[lordamymort]

When I do the fourth one, I get "Amy doesn't remember the daleks".

Love sharing a name with Amy Pond.

[19ladybug95]

i eat food.

[Mixiemangagirl60]

Erika Needs to eat a steak sandwich while doing sit ups Erika looks like Morning in your eyes Erika sayson in on facebook Erika wants by Bruce Clements Erika does bad romance the better version Erika hates fat people SO much! Erika asks will about Janelle Erika Likes Irving Park Erika eats a pass Erika wears a mens wetsuit Erika was arrested for maintaining a crack house after she allowed a drug dealer to live in the home with her and Kevin . Erika loves her GAYS!!!

[supermassivecheese]

For everything I try it comes up with Sarah Palin. This is annoying. But I do love chicken poop...

[Tarachowski]

I think I share a name with one of those Real Housewives of Somewhere. Disappointing.

[tricksternerd]

it's annoying when your first name is Grace. Apparently, Grace wants facebook.

[smartasasackofhammer]

Becky Needs an Exorcism. Becky looks like she wants to break Chuck's back. Little Becky Wants To Destroy Her School "Fonejacker" Style. (I sound like a jerk! a jerk who can' spell!) Becky Asked: I hate my boyfriend’s teenage son? (context? no? ok.) Becky likes her cake like she likes her men: rich, dark, and sweet. Becky ate POO! That Equals Wife Abuse. (NO CONTEXT FOR YOU!) becky loves doctor. (i am going to assume this person forgot to type the word "the" before "doctor")

[Thisismyusername1010]

I love chicken poop and hate your movie. Huh. Okay then.

[supermassivecheese]

@Thisismyusername1010 You have my name :D:D

[kirmra]

i got

Needs a sonnet

[readfreak2012]

"Jamie needs a girlfriend." I'm a girl.

[ChubbyDragonZ]

the akward moment when i typed: Tom is, then it said Tom is gay... Um, no thanks.

[DreamDesireDance9]

Sydney looks like Kuwait

Sydney says "No more lies!"

Sydney wants to take on Kiwis in tennis

...etc

It's very difficult to find answers that make sense in a persons perspective when your name is also a major Australian city -.-

[superhappyjen]

Jen needs to find a self righteous, conspicuous "I'm better than you" charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters a rat's ass, like Scangalina did. Jen looks like she has Down's. Jen says: erm.......hi Jen wants Brad back Jen does my hair. Jen hates me. Jen asks about script adaptation Jen likes to eat. Jen eats and tells Dick to stop blowing smoke. Jen wears toilet to JB concert. Jen was arrested for accepting the bribe. Jen loves Kev.

[PichuandEevee]

My results (Catherine) -needs to pee at a wedding -looks like a blender -says "He's been holding out for a management position" -wants you to commit to an English teacher -does big first week sales in the U.S. -hates your soul -asks permission to take her son to space -likes to color -eats babies -wears Jenny Packham -was arrested for chopping off her husband's penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal -loves the married life.

[animatedpaintbrush]

I got "says she is obsessed with pooping".

O____o

[BraveAsTheyCome]

{Name} needs to lose the clothes and score some double

penetration. Hank I think my cuz has a weird meme.

[Bjaac314]

I need to form a commitee

[KoolKumi]

1:41

skype message.

[affionge]

needs-fantasy-chosen chapter looks like-chosen by time says-a quick shout out wants-my chemical romane (thats fuckin sweet) does-sam&eli  (lil akward) hates-twitter (so not true) asks-hank (me likey!) likes-crokkettt (what the) eats-harry freakin potter (litle strange) wears-bobbilawrence (hmmm) was arrested for- i am dirk bradshaw loves- green day (meh not bad)

[technosoulangel]

-needs no needs yes -looks like rhianna -says that Jo has more than 1000 books and Shannon says Jo has at least 1 book how many books does Jo have? -you to Suck it. -doesn’t mean anything -hates white people.. -asks: What's your particular favorite part about events? October 31, 2010 at 4:43pm -likes plaid -eats cheese -wears a pair of red leather Miss Sixty trousers -was arrested after an investigation into an electrical fire uncovered $100000 -of marijuana plants -loves to dance

[esgeht10]

Janey is a much to uncommon name to do this sadly. The only thing I got is Janey needs a shooter by Bruce Springsteen

[MegaRandompeoplez]

melanie had an abortion?

melanie wants to go out more often?

melanie humped a penguin?

WHAT THE FRICK IM ONLY 12?!?!?!

[bluidemenace1]

Almost 50% of the results that came up for me were porn sites. My name is Anneke. WTF?????????

[solidraiden242]

Skype sound at 1:39 0_0

[123456789robbie]

@solidraiden242 i kept hearing them, and was wondering why they were so quiet, and why i wasn't receiving any messages

[lukechalfantt]

luke needs..... new bone marrow?

[mitzysforzandos]

Briana wants: Briana wants to build a rectangular pen with area 173 m2? The pen must be 16 m long.

Briana told: me to hump air.

and the kicker?

Briana jailed: after driving car through bedroom wall / chasing husband with a butcher knife.

[ilovechickenbaby]

Jessica likes: Jessica likes it loud. Jessica likes to hurt people. Jessica likes her daisy dukes. Jessica likes rap style musicians. Jessica likes coming to a winning smile??? lmao great.

[EllieanorMusic]

I need the water, I look like Nellie the Elephant, I say RAWR, I want to play hide and seek, I do stuff, I hate Call of Duty Black Ops, I ask "Mommy how long will I be sick?", I like to eat cars as they pass by, I wear Yoshi's dress, I was arrested for being in possession of meth and I love Johnny.

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

I need... better friends I look like... an ewok I say... I hate peyton I want... to know I do... this darkness have a name(lol what?) I hate... my fans(it was that or women) I ask... peyton to marry me(I thought I hated peyton) I like... fire trucks I eat... green beans for the first time I wear... cut off denim shorts to death I was arrested for... selling pain pills I love... peyton(who the heck is peyton?!)

[garwmart]

I'm sad that I know this video exists.

[MoonFIame]

I was a prostitute...

[mariahrose210]

I was arrested for shaving while driving

[b00ked31]

i like shaun the sheep

[NedISMcGregor]

I need nothing I look like Gary Oldman I say thank you I want never to be classified again I do puberty... I hate Eccent i ask why I like this I eat a sandwich I wear a square halo at the world's end I was arrested for 4 alleged bank robberies I love my girlfriend

[BlackPlaydoh]

Katherine ...needs to put on a Halloween mask before going outside. ...looks like a pirate queen. ...says she is no different than other girls who experience insecurities. ...wants to investigate if the time of day a plant is watered affects the growth of the plant. ...does have a heart. ...hates knees. ...asks Tyler to Tolo! ...likes to pretend she is the Secretary of State of Florida. ...eats boys up. ...wears the clothes. ...was arrested for chopping off husband's penis. ...loves her mom!

[RodaSmash]

I laughed so hard that tears came to my eyes.

(I'm at an office and it was audible.)

[TheMeg518]

The only interesting things that came up for me were "Megan eats socks for fun." and "Megan was arrested for assaulting a police officer, indecent exposure, and possession of a beaver"(that must have been one crazy night...) The rest were either about Megan Fox or very, very nasty things...

[TheMegoCoolMego]

@TheMeg518 Hi 5 to that! I had to try and find ones without them being related to Megan Fox

[DeidaraIsHot154]

Seth needs to be patched (that sounds a videogame reference) Seth looks like Christopher Knight Seth says "book" Seth wants more (more what? /gutter) Seth does Stewie... (o.o) Seth hates when I sing his song (what song?) Seth asks Summer to prom Seth likes to dance Seth eats poop (ewwwwww) Seth wears prada Seth was arrested for multiple felony and drug charges... (I hope not) Seth loves Deven

[CarlyNancy]

It sucks that my name is Carly... almost everything that comes up has something to do with the show... four of them ended up with "Freddie". Like "Carly likes Freddie", "Carly hates Freddie", and my favorite, "Clothes Carly wears on iCarly".

[hippiechick1016]

I'm worried, almost every question came up with porn titles.

[katherine9997]

I was arrested for "chopping off husbands penis" . . . >.<

[pingubrain]

the dance made my day :')

[TsaladsSeggs]

Apparently I look like Jay Leno...

yay.

[craziness101]

Apparently I... ~need to stop naming my things ~look like a looney toon ~said the workshops have been really valuable ~want to go shopping at baby gap ~do not support bestiality ~hate pictures on Vimeo ~ask about horses not sweating enough with exercise ~like violent (which was weird, as it just said violent, not any noun...) ~eat vomit flavored bertie bott's beans ~wear my heart on my sleeve ~was arrested for serving alcohol to a minor and ~love my thesaurus Wow, surprisingly accurate...

[readfreak2012]

Aarg. Sorry, meant to be a search.

[readfreak2012]

Nerimon google verb

[sugarpuff194]

I was arrested for stealing eggplants from my local farmer.

Oh google...

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

Emily needs a boyfriend Emily looks like Katy Perry Emily says hello Emily wants to be bachelorette Emily does mean Emily Hates you Emily asks (no fill in) Emily likes to (that's all i got) Emily eats and exercises Emily wears autioneer Emily was arrested for (no fill in) Emily Loves John I think i turned out ok :)

[Ms13itchx]

i need your help. i look like im gonna puke. i say farwell. i want you. i do detroit i hate air-con. i ask "why should tax payers fund political parties at any level?" i like to go out for a drink and laugh. i eat babies. (i had to cheat on this bc the first one was vulger) i wear glasses. i was arrested for domestic violence. i love beer. wow... all of these are WRONG! lol. that was fun. :3

[TheBewitchedfan]

Only Hank would change his hair and not his clothes.

[oOChibiRinOo]

My name is corinne...I didn't get any results :'(

[LaceyMercedesJackson]

I was arrested for having sex with a pumpkin.... >_<

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Emily needs a boyfriend. (hey!) Looks like Katy Perry. Says her romance with brad (I don't know a brad!) Wants to kill me... 0.0 Does the hoedown throwdown...? Hates Miley Cyrus (Hey those last do totally contradict! Though the last one is true) Asks the heart. Likes bananas. Eats clean. Wears purple mascara. Was arrested for spinning in a whirlpool... of stillness? okay... Loves vintage.

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@4LiveLifeWithLove4 hello fellow Emily!

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

@TheGummyBearOverLord

Well, there are plenty of us in the world. Thre were at least 6 in my school last year! But we're awesome, and will take over the world!

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@4LiveLifeWithLove4 yes yes we are

[LetLovesOwls]

when i did I eat, it said I eat raw brains...i'm a vegetarian, but ok then

[LetLovesOwls]

@LetLovesOwls I was arrested for pouring chili on victoria's secret underwear

[08ejohnson]

Ellen needs a new pose Ellen looks like Justin bieber Ellen says no Ellen wants a cool t-shirt Ellen does her best cher impression Ellen hates America Ellen asks fans to help stop seal slaughter Ellen likes to dance Ellen eats a pickle Ellen wears pants Ellen loves cinco de mayo

[freethedragon13]

Audrey Needs: more wooden spoons. (mah spoon is too big so i need moar) Looks like: who? Says: yes to the dress xD Wants: a pony Does: mean Hates: you (idontD:) Asks: for more bubbles :3 Likes: to bake things Eats: Seymour (tastes like chicken:3) Wears: pants! Arrested for: selling prescription drugs at junior high school. (ohnoes) Loves: COFFEE:D

[thesuperchony13]

chantelle (me): needs: a weekend sugardaddy! looks like: a camel! says: come clean about the greenbelt! wants: a boob reduction... does: NOT want you to know this hates: dogs... asks: for bankheaders likes: dancing 3 eats: a snail... wears: a lettuce dress was arrested for: beat children with broom handle?!?!?!?! loves: you ohmygod these are terrible!!!!!!!!!!! lolfail I have the worst name ever.

[xCurlGrlx]

I am Alice, so 70 percent of answers were about Alice in Wonderland, and 30 percent about Alice Cooper :/

[kendoll17]

Kendra needs a new rim job. WTF!!

[KCook1010]

Kasey needs a job Kasey looks like Alanis Morrisette Kasey says I love you to Haley (i do not know a Haley...) Kasey wants a cookie Kasey does mean Kasey hates Cindy (but I like my Aunt) Kasey asks for more Kasey likes me Kasey eats babies Kasey wears frogs Kasey was arrested for overdosing on heroin in front of her son Kasey loves Kesha