A few of his mustache hairs, when removed from his face via the shaving method of dipping his chin in previously mentioned volcano, then expand to the size and shape of a fully grown and groomed mustache. There only lies half a dozen mustache hairs in the storage component of that plaque, yet you see enough man-pelt there to keep the every player of the Washington General's team warm as they are carried to victory
I looked at my man. Then back to you. Then back at my man. Then back to you. Sadly, he is not you...But he did indeed switch to Old Spice so that he may smell like you. And for that, I am most pleased.
It would appear those mustache hairs have lost at least once: To a razor. Although they may have voluntarily leaped from his face to do this good deed.
If you would mention my name in a video as a MANmas gift for me I will make Chuck Norris wear a little hat with a monacle and become a servent to your every whim
Sincerely,The man whom you saved from an alien attack on top of Everest
A few of his mustache hairs, when removed from his face via the shaving method of dipping his chin in previously mentioned volcano, then expand to the size and shape of a fully grown and groomed mustache. There only lies half a dozen mustache hairs in the storage component of that plaque, yet you see enough man-pelt there to keep the every player of the Washington General's team warm as they are carried to victory.
No, they did not lose to a razor's edge. No razor could cut such magnificent follicles, let alone manage to be in the same country as them
Being such generous facial hair, Isaiah merely asked them to donate themselves and of course, commanding such a god-like voice and tone, they flew from his face, each one weeping a tear of both sadness and happiness, as they landed into the plaque's box. (Made from the tears he wept when he found out the people of Tristan da Cunha had no nachoes).
Last year, I moved far away from my friends and family. I miss them a lot, and I wish I could see them more often. Could you give me words of encouragement, as well as say "Merry MANmas to my friends and family"? It'd mean the world to me. Thank you MANta Claus.
I don't want a lot for christmas for I have been blessed with great things
The only thing I want is from you. All I want is to receive a gift from you. it does not matter what this is. However, no greater gift can be given to me this christmas than for you to teach me your ways so that one day, I too may be able to wrestle a bear with my arms tied, and using nothing but my left foot.
What I would like for Christmas is for my ATA Taekwondo instructor, Nicholas Schafer to win his next world tournament (I believe he came in second last one). He has always been like a father to me, since I do not have one.
If people don't know who the Washington Generals are this joke just isn't as fucking genius as it is. i'm sure a bunch of kids think they're just a really ad basketball team in the NBA or something.
I know i wasnt the best human in the world, thats why i wont ask for anything.. but i would love if you give a certain Ania a nice gift, she has mononucleosis and probably wont be able to get out of the bed for another 3 weeks... She isnt my girlfriend or anything(sadly D;) but she is a beautiful rose in the daybreak and the shine that brightens my days, thats why i think she deserves something great
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
@WillFisherXD In Skyrim you can unlock these "Dragon Shouts" and they all have different special powers. For example "Fus Ro Dah" makes people an creatures fly away because you're shouting so hard.
All I ever wanted for Christmas was the endowment of just an part of your glory in the form of a mention. If you would be so kind to give this MANmas gift to me, I will be eternally grateful and bound to your service.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
the 26 gifted include both fans of the washington generals...
idodo32 1 week ago in playlist Old Spice MANta Claus
is it just me, or does every video say day 2?
IAmWeird29 3 weeks ago in playlist Old Spice MANta Claus
@IAmWeird29 hes a 1.5 kabillion(see australia) year old badass im pretty sure he can do this in a day
Metetorn 2 weeks ago in playlist Old Spice MANta Claus
A THAI KICKBOXING MATCH AGAINST A FERAL SNOW LEOPARD! <3
abmthe3rd 2 months ago
looks like pubes to me...
mdkennedy3 2 months ago
chuck norris got entangled by his mustache
magmasceptre 3 months ago
who are the washington generals?? lol
DerkmanX 3 months ago
@DerkmanX The team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters.
They don't have a very good winning percentage.
hobbitninja 3 months ago
I guess OldSpiceMan is not from Harlem after all.
boyhash1 3 months ago in playlist Old Spice MANta Claus Day 2
26 gifted hahaa
robiscool09 3 months ago
I used to have a mustache...then I took an arrow to the knee.
VitoMan999 3 months ago
@VitoMan999 FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYOOOOOUUUU For typing in that lame as mother fking joke :D have a nice day.
ShapelessHobo 1 month ago
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A few of his mustache hairs, when removed from his face via the shaving method of dipping his chin in previously mentioned volcano, then expand to the size and shape of a fully grown and groomed mustache. There only lies half a dozen mustache hairs in the storage component of that plaque, yet you see enough man-pelt there to keep the every player of the Washington General's team warm as they are carried to victory
bid1102 3 months ago
I looked at my man. Then back to you. Then back at my man. Then back to you. Sadly, he is not you...But he did indeed switch to Old Spice so that he may smell like you. And for that, I am most pleased.
sarbear891 3 months ago 13
for Canada's gift can you drink the liquid of the aforementioned volcano and use the heat to make Canada warmer?
rkarim360 3 months ago
So, did you give Ron Swanson the power to grow a moustache half as good as the burnt crisp of the one you burnt in the volcano?
rkarim360 3 months ago
you know, if they do not win after this, they bring shame to Manta Claus. you better not mess up, or he will find you.
BlueRedGooGoo 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
It would appear those mustache hairs have lost at least once: To a razor. Although they may have voluntarily leaped from his face to do this good deed.
Meriman13 3 months ago
Dear Old Spice guy, I really do not need a gift.
You're still here, that is all I need.
thelooker28 3 months ago
are we sure does are FACE hair
adonis1936 3 months ago
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Dear Old Spice Guy....
If you would mention my name in a video as a MANmas gift for me I will make Chuck Norris wear a little hat with a monacle and become a servent to your every whim
Sincerely,The man whom you saved from an alien attack on top of Everest
My name is Justas, sir.
CaptureTheMomentHQ 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
That's it, my next skyrim char will be Mustafa, Redguard with golden voice and perfect body.
SurkeaNahjus 3 months ago 2
Best Old spice guy ever!
chavo7426 3 months ago
Fuck Basketball. Help the rest of the world. Like Africa.
I bet he's doing something glorious for Africa.
Yoshithedino12345 3 months ago
Umm, could the Toronto Maple Leafs get something? Pretty please?
AserHapi 3 months ago
A few of his mustache hairs, when removed from his face via the shaving method of dipping his chin in previously mentioned volcano, then expand to the size and shape of a fully grown and groomed mustache. There only lies half a dozen mustache hairs in the storage component of that plaque, yet you see enough man-pelt there to keep the every player of the Washington General's team warm as they are carried to victory.
NeoxideMolten 3 months ago 98
@NeoxideMolten LOL, the stuff people come up with!
25EagleEye 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
A few of your moustache hairs?
That bag can make a bald man happy....
FrenzyPopcorn 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5
Did they not lose to a razor's edge?
narfboy93 3 months ago
@narfboy93 I was thinking this when he said it. :u
TheGKLM 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
No, they did not lose to a razor's edge. No razor could cut such magnificent follicles, let alone manage to be in the same country as them
Being such generous facial hair, Isaiah merely asked them to donate themselves and of course, commanding such a god-like voice and tone, they flew from his face, each one weeping a tear of both sadness and happiness, as they landed into the plaque's box. (Made from the tears he wept when he found out the people of Tristan da Cunha had no nachoes).
HakotenX 3 months ago 2
Oh... I thought they were going to be hair from some other area... 'down south' >->
TacoCat666 3 months ago
Dear Old Spice MANta Claus,
Last year, I moved far away from my friends and family. I miss them a lot, and I wish I could see them more often. Could you give me words of encouragement, as well as say "Merry MANmas to my friends and family"? It'd mean the world to me. Thank you MANta Claus.
Your friend,
Remmy
iSkeleton 3 months ago
@OldSpice are you Dovahkiin?
iambrett333 3 months ago
2 years later??? this forced meme is played out....
Somnioblivio 3 months ago
I like that there back and No Fabio either!!
To411u 3 months ago
Dear Old Spice guy,
I don't want a lot for christmas for I have been blessed with great things
The only thing I want is from you. All I want is to receive a gift from you. it does not matter what this is. However, no greater gift can be given to me this christmas than for you to teach me your ways so that one day, I too may be able to wrestle a bear with my arms tied, and using nothing but my left foot.
-Dan
xxsamplextextxx 3 months ago
his moustache hairs lost against the hands that separated them from his face
Legojake94 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
Ah! Hes back! Yay!
DoseofPhil 3 months ago
Dear Old Spice MANta Claus,
What I would like for Christmas is for my ATA Taekwondo instructor, Nicholas Schafer to win his next world tournament (I believe he came in second last one). He has always been like a father to me, since I do not have one.
Sincerely, Frankie
Rohnert Park, CA, 94928
ultimatesend 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
aaaaaaand unsubscribe.
fiercefunky 3 months ago
@fiercefunky Heh... you don't unsubscribe... you just lost usefulness in the old spice empire.
dundundada 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
I'm pretty sure the props guy just put a handful of pubes in that case.
GuyInArmor 3 months ago
there probably pubes
moviebuddy14 3 months ago
The Thu'um used to be like Isaiah, then it took an arrow to the knee.
EvansStyle 3 months ago
Dear Manta Claus,
i play several instruments probably not as well as you
if you wouldn't mind taking a moment would you pls hand carve me an acoustic guitar with your feet
thnx your disciple, Jacob of cranbrook bc v1c 1r3 512 9th street south
slurpieboy101 3 months ago
I can't wait from my present
i would like a 60 ft blue tongued skink at shot happiness out of one eye and orange flavored skittles out the other...
that or a hello...please :)
TheAkatsuki357 3 months ago
Dear Epic Old Spice Guy.
I would appreciate 500 subscribers.
Thanks
Coaster105 3 months ago
Show some love for New York!
ascarydude 3 months ago
If people don't know who the Washington Generals are this joke just isn't as fucking genius as it is. i'm sure a bunch of kids think they're just a really ad basketball team in the NBA or something.
kr1spness 3 months ago
merry christmas to me --- Sent From oldspice's AppRats (Facebook App)!
dietrichmelissa1978 3 months ago
The Old Spice guy is Dovahkiin. That is the only way to explain his epic voice.
os0303s 3 months ago
REX
iCarb0n 3 months ago
GIMME A BEARASARUS
iCarb0n 3 months ago
Omg IM A LEGEND ! 38th comment !!!!!!!!!! LoOOL
oisanji 3 months ago
Dear Manta Claus,
I know i wasnt the best human in the world, thats why i wont ask for anything.. but i would love if you give a certain Ania a nice gift, she has mononucleosis and probably wont be able to get out of the bed for another 3 weeks... She isnt my girlfriend or anything(sadly D;) but she is a beautiful rose in the daybreak and the shine that brightens my days, thats why i think she deserves something great
your dear Toni a.k.a. gallaros9
gallaros9 3 months ago 2
Dear old spice guy, please commend Canada for its greatness.
greendragonable 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
I thought the Generals were due!!!
cumaeansibyl 3 months ago
his mustache hairs are the arrows that everyones been taking to their knees
JacoblCanada 3 months ago
Dear Old Spice Guy,
All I want for christmas is
a globe with little people in it.
superpupy7
superpupy7 3 months ago
Dear Old Spice Guy,
Please bring an end to the war on drugs.
Mahalo.
Cmandouggie808.
councilmandoug808 3 months ago
Dear Old Spice Guy.
Give us world peace, if at all possible.
that is all.
OmegaMan1196 3 months ago
Dear Old spice guy,
what Mark said.
Daniel
Canadan20 3 months ago
yay
RubiksDK 3 months ago in playlist Flere videoer fra OldSpice
I used to be as manly as Isaiah, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
Sorry, had to be done...
GOLD3NxHAWKx21 3 months ago
fus ro dah? how about MUS TA FAH!!
XSandCreeperX 3 months ago 3
dear o.s.g. can u make all the mentaly retarted ppl in the world that dont function correctly more normal like you
with tenter bear hugs
hyperdraa
draagon9900 3 months ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a typewriter
SingielBuilder 3 months ago
@SingielBuilder I've seen that comment far too many times
WillFisherXD 3 months ago
how do i do this? i dont understand?
ericslaimshow 3 months ago
Old spice smells like dog ass
pandahero707 3 months ago
@pandahero707 Perhaps you aren't ready to become the Man You Could Smell Like.
Or Old Spice doesn't THINK you are. That's why you think it smells bad.
YouDuck2345 3 months ago
rhode island come on man were the smallest state we need some mustafa
sparkie1j 3 months ago
Where is the love for the san francisco bay area ?
ericdano 3 months ago
C'mon OldSpice! Give some love to Finland!
rubenick 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5
Too funny right after Movember!
Those2GirlsMeFest 3 months ago
Did it lose, virginnity?
Debbie321lopez 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5
*Pulls down shades*
...Mother of God.
SpitfirePhantom 3 months ago
i still need my present D:
warriorthunderstar 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5
Not even old spice guy can make basketball interesting
Reapent 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5
first!
FreshlySqueezzed 3 months ago
I wish I had mustafa's voice.
I would be able to kill bears with my voice.
And by Kill, I mean make them my servants and make them wear little hats.
WillFisherXD 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5 357
@WillFisherXD Also use shouts. Like in Skyrim, but manlier.
JcButay 3 months ago
@JcButay Why do people keep mentioning skyrim to me? I've never played it :3
BUT I REALLY WANT TO.
WillFisherXD 3 months ago
@WillFisherXD In Skyrim you can unlock these "Dragon Shouts" and they all have different special powers. For example "Fus Ro Dah" makes people an creatures fly away because you're shouting so hard.
BestClone 3 months ago
@BestClone Ahhh sweet. Thanks man. I'm getting the game for Xmas hopefully so who knows I might end up understanding this stuff :')
WillFisherXD 3 months ago
@WillFisherXD No problem dude. :D and once you get the game you're probably going to understand all the "arrow to the knee jokes"
BestClone 3 months ago
@WillFisherXD Haha, great comment!
bonnie04 3 months ago
@bonnie04 Cheers buddy!
WillFisherXD 3 months ago
@WillFisherXD Skyrim.
TheMultiEnabled 3 months ago
@TheMultiEnabled Skyrim?
WillFisherXD 3 months ago in playlist Old Spice MANta Claus Day 2
@WillFisherXD FUS-RO-DAH!
StephensStuff 3 months ago 34
@StephensStuff shut up fucking nerd
KryptoChronicutelite 2 months ago
@KryptoChronicutelite Hello sir, do you have a problem with my one comment which most definetly isnt another ATDN joke? :-)
StephensStuff 2 months ago
Dear Old Spice guy,
All I ever wanted for Christmas was the endowment of just an part of your glory in the form of a mention. If you would be so kind to give this MANmas gift to me, I will be eternally grateful and bound to your service.
Sincerely,
Mark.
jfreak18 3 months ago 198
<3
WonderfulSamuel 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5
w000t
fliminthebox 3 months ago in playlist HAPPENING NOW! | Day 2 of 5
What I would give for that many successful mustache hairs...
FLPst0neR 3 months ago
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Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop
TheOpticSnw 3 months ago
YEAh
scoper156 3 months ago
YEA YEA. what about britain?
MrTomHill 3 months ago
Epic as always! xD
filipmisko 3 months ago
lets go generals
MrBostonceltics12 3 months ago