SCARY toilet paper monster!!

[MsMakayla1999]

Side note - in the future you grow a even big creepier beard on purpose!!

[monstersgorawwr]

LOLOL i love you!

[Articfoxgirl25]

u shoulda teepeed a house xD

[poochyenawolfy]

DAMN ADS....

[ITACHI123gh]

Press 3 to hear ninja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Prettyqirlbitchhh]

*sob *sob finally I'm beautiful *sob *sob

[meagsters21]

your mother must be so proud

[zombievampire100]

I honestly thought he looked more like a lumberjack than a hermit but that's just my opinion.

[Wafflestheloser]

Lmao. "Ahh! I touched it!" *freaks out then stops* "I'm covered in toilet paper. Duh!"

Best part. XD

[ambergregory18]

its called no shave november not growvember

[MegMcGTV]

@ambergregory18 Here it's called Movember all of the male teachers in our school grew moustaches for a month, some of them were very pervy looking :L I guess it changes but they are all basically the same thing lol :3

[nigahigafan232]

this must have been awkward making by yourself...

[Lime142]

Too funny :)

[dragonman100100]

click 1;58 toilet on my face

[powerofsilver]

Crap=peanut butter-mud-or dough

[deedeeluvsdogs]

Please shave. xD

[Hitchhikeroftheyear]

Let me guess The poop on the toilet paper is Peanut butter right?

[Drainx275]

@Hitchhikeroftheyear

wow! you are SOOOO smart...

[ZamiZazehhhh]

I have the same TV!

[oparious]

sexy beard

[Toongirl10]

YOU WAISTER, oh wait he's saying something "Now before you call me a big waister I am using this toilet paper again." Oh, ok never mind.

[SissyBell1]

the crap.=peanut butter. :)

[montrealconnection]

hey we have the same tv.

[928kcg]

Give the toilet paper to the people that need it!!!

X(

[crjw2012]

You have a big imagination! :D

[OnlyPerfect1]

you look like shaggy from scooby doo lol

[Kuddlekinz]

matt, i miss videos like these. I still love yur new videos, but i miss the old oness.....

[big360jake1]

LMAO it Star Killer  at 2:00

[lachlanSB]

you must not be living up to your mums poop expectaions.

[legoinstructor]

wanna see you clean up!

[codysizemo]

im so trying this sometime. nice videos i subscribed and stalking you on twitter lolz

[still7geo]

Confirmed. Definitely poop obsessed. lol. Beard looked awesome tho.

[Caleb192837465]

how old are you

[GoldenEggProductions]

You look like Sasquatch right now with that beard....

[JustinBeiverSucks]

fgdfhuygtfrfgyhuhTOILETPAPERSM­ELLSGOODedrtgyhutrecvhniuhj

[bgsidd]

Dude you're hilarious. I'll lay in my bed and watch like 20 of your videos before getting ready for school!! Keep on keepin' on!!!!!!!!!

[Randumgirl1]

this made me and my brother laugh so hard awesome vid ur amazing! :D

[suicideman66]

i don't like recycled toilet paper

[nerdgoddess7]

lol youre gonna regret that when you actually run out of toilet paper

[TheAimeeSchetrompf]

I would be so pissed if I bought someone that much toilet paper and they wasted it like that.

[tshninja]

@TheAimeeSchetrompf its not a waste if people schmile

[meggalopolus]

OMG! i love you, ur so funny !!!!

[biscojuice]

u said out like owut lol

[scaleblade]

Your t-shirt = best thing I've ever seen. Hands down.

[Worldpivot]

CANDIAN TOILET PAPER FTW

[ScenekidClaudia]

NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CasghostxD]

MUMMY!!!! Lmao!

[MJSkiff]

lol that is hilarious!!!!

[MaLyAndMaddi]

i enjoy the fact that you said "poop"

[ThisElenaJustLoled]

its chocolate yoghurt :}

[karleeena]

What kind of camera is that?

[MountainDewCokeXD123]

omg!!! idea!!! the ninga bit and the bit with the tampon fingers on the tamopn video!!!! LOL! that would be funny!!!

[greenfreak4life]

You call it Grow-vember, me and my friends call it Novembeard. lol.

[ssextto]

LMFAOO

[shapeworkstudios1]

um is that poop on 2:05

[MissCruciatus]

@shapeworkstudios1 chocolate custard/spread :)

[eatxmyxuglyxrawr]

You were always beautiful MattG...you were always beautiful...

[2197S]

i like pie.....

[Megganpants]

i used to have that shower curtain when i was like ..13 hahah

[rebek5656]

i have that shirt!

[hardylover98]

2:07 poop or chocolate thing

[MountainDewCokeXD123]

@hardylover98 duh...

[TheLittleBag]

I LOVED THE: OOH I TOUCHED IT.... I'm covered in toilet paper. Duh... HAHA XD

[ILSH]

LOL! "oh *sob sob* finally *sob sob* I'm beautiful." xD

[darknezzgirl]

LMFAO thatz is so funny! finally... im beautiful. XD

[Schnuffel198]

XD u looked like u were actually crying when u sayd *sob* uh...*sob sob* uh finaly...Finaly im beutiful!

[marukosu27]

i'm loving your videos matt , so amazing ;) !!!!! (K)

[notsoseriousanymore]

the face IS covered in pubes. haven't you heard about the pube-fairy? it comes to you at night, sticks it's penis into your mouth, takes a picture, and glue pubes to your face. it's like a sick practical joke! every night!

[MuzicIzLife245]

It's like my face is covered in pubes..

xD

[zwinkychick2]

What did you use for 'crap'?

[BeautyIsGone]

I'd LAUGH someone walked in when he was doing that.. O_O

[winKGaming]

SOBEYS STICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[callthemall]

at 2:23 I lost the game.

[handmiadenofgod]

@callthemall Ah, blast, I lose -.-

[hicharlie883]

i just lost the game

[itsfoshojenoxD]

@hicharlie883 D: EVIL.

[Koyve]

@hicharlie883 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[TheDinosaurDancers]

Must. Wrap. Paper. Toilet. On my face.

[FanMattg124]

lol so funny :))

[emohvymtl]

lol i love how u taste the "crap" to see if its... well.. crap. XDD and recycling that toilet paper would mean a whole lot more global warming were real....damn scientists.

[alflaka022]

@emohvymtl he didn't taste it he smelled it

[TheSynisterxX]

@emohvymtl I believe that global warming is....well...actually real? Just google evidence :) Assuming you meant to say "If global warming were real"

[emohvymtl]

@TheSynisterxX Your opinion is cool, too. Not to mention that comment was 8 months ago, so things have probably changed a little since then. But yeah.

[paradises1442]

@emohvymtl well he didnt taste it he smelled it.

[rocketshipballoon]

0.04

[haha199012]

ill

[yummy149]

hahaha lolz! love tiz video specially 3:11 hahahahaha ur hilarious

[sdawsonrox]

wtf

[emmaemo77]

must wrap paper toilet! x'D

[sooperdooperdood]

i really hope u get paid well for this.. cuz thats embarressing as shit lmao

[stompboy1]

I hope that wasn't REAL crap, cause if it was... I would say COOL!!!

[wilerman]

gravey

[MrsYummyLover]

<3 so funny )

[speak119]

el gato del final parecia maligno y te has de morir cagando y has de pedir papel.

[theJsofG2]

Your poor mother. Lol, only trying to help.

[SuperMac18IsAGod]

I AM A NINJA :D

[Funnyskilletgirl777]

i am afraid of the tp monster!

[MontoFAR]

this boy is virgin, yes

[paraquila]

I am a total tree hugger but I seriously laughed all the way through this, thank you.

Paraquila (Humor is Awesome!)

[clinkedylinkedy1]

does anyone know the camera he is using? all i can make out is "sony HD"

[clinkedylinkedy1]

hahahahaha how do i get it off? how do i get it off?

[IfYourHeartWearsThin]

LOL yeah i see it!! xD LOLZ

luv the vids!!! X)

[ItsNeylon]

:OOO

[JalmariPOWER]

1:56 you see something brown on the paper...?

[fixingtheproblem]

at the end when you showed you kept the toilet paper I bet it was because you knew if you videoed doing that and your mom seen it she would be like ?! I give you toilet paper to be nice and you WASTE IT? and she comes over and spanks you Lawl smart same thing I woulda done 5 stars :P

[alexandermac14]

marshmellowpolice is a retard he clearly shows at the end of the video that he rolls it back up, pay attention next time

[oericoryano]

You can't look like a "rugged manly-man" if you have a nose-ring. sorry to wreck your dream.

[marshmellowpolice15]

do you know how manny trees died for your entertainment?

[yammura]

just when i was gonna write u were a waster careless fuck u appeared on the screen to shut me up. LOL

[bennyandjoon121691]

Rivers Cuomo's "My Brain Is Working Overtime" reference in the description box? Eh? Maybe.

[Ninjafruit123]

Hard to think of how hated he was when he had first started. : /

[ErndyRawrDino]

ok i can't breathe, i can't breathe, haha best part

[aloha2302]

haha maybe that toilet paper was once ur 9th grade research paper and now look....its where it deserves to be

[klkbabyloka]

yeah its called saving the paper when you need it

[KaiTheKool]

1:08 I AM A NINJA

u get 5 stars fer that

[Cherstars]

where is scooby doo shaggy?

[kittycocat247]

lol THAT WAS THE BEST WAST OF MY TIME EVER IM GUNNA TRY THAT!

[usagi091]

LOL I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BEARD!!!!

[jeremylalonder]

rofl, the ninja!!

[elvefan6]

LOL peanut butter?

[TheCncwarlord]

LOL

[lol46919]

hhe matt u got beard this time huh.. so when can i meet u on twitter ur cool man im ur buggest fan

[skyangel1997]

lo HOW DO I GET IF OFFFF

[thepeteshow1]

fucking dumn ass

[matty208]

i think you're the dumB ass. (:

[XxPushoverxX]

LOL.  loved it.

[DsAhLaLrApS]

How green of you

[ValerieLovesLife]

lollllllll "wipe with this".... if u ever have a girl over id love to see her reaction when she saw that

[xbearcanrockx]

did it ever occur to u that u are very immature ? LOL

tho i do like the green on your profile. it's really pretty. i miss my old ipod. RIP :'(

[xbearcanrockx]

ummm yes your face looks like a vagina. u need to shave =\

[GreatSaradomin]

shaven haven

[iluvpugs84]

WOW. You are hot. Thank you for not wasting toilet paper. Many people would kill to have 32 rolls of toilet paper. You are awesome. Keep it up

[ukraina95]

And what was the point of this video?

[XDETHpianist]

stfu

[qweenofthestars]

idiot :P

[MEGHEADASAURAUS]

@ RAWRimmaGOAT:

I totally agree.

They were funnier. :l

[RAWRimmaGOAT]

i liked it better when you did your rants with no expression..

[HOBOconspiracy27]

haha, no shave november? aka growvember. good stuff. i lasted about 3 days

[PaulTelner]

loved it!!!

[09customcarfan09]

ninjah... you seemd to have fun the cheap way... or was it?

[TimianOfficial]

wasteman

[bethabulldog]

Theres crap on your outfit. XD I looked at 1st then I was like NO! theres somethin wrong there! Loved the Ninja:)

[katmarie676]

matt, i love ur nose ring. :D

[Terjesolgard]

I usually like "toilet" humor but this was just boring and stupid

[MagicPecker]

Your Nose ring is Terrible man lol

[pokepenguinsdiadem]

you'd look better

without the nose ring just sayin!

[fendyzackri]

hes funny though =D , actually that was a  choclate no baggy

[itachikisametobi]

why do you wear a nose ring?

[alexandraloui1]

why to don't wear?!?!?!? xD

[aaliyahandana124]

I just noticed you have really pretty eyes.

[wafflesgrl17]

wat did ur mom say?

[napkinholder7143]

i love you mattttt!

[willy88wonka]

Boring :0

[BlackANDWhiteConnect]

lol XD awesome

[spartarulz123456789]

omg ur hot

[leooo69]

dudee... youre so stupid!

[DooleNitogen]

ti si jebeni retard!!!

[qwerduro]

razumije te.

[Bubit707]

pa?

[Nadoony]

44,598th viewer

[SavvasAlexandrou]

44,600 viewer

[sirlazyharry]

44 , 599 th viewer = ) <3

[anognic]

44 , 500 viewer :-)

[asscuntruless]

youre beard is so sexy, dont shave it again !! :D

[ph00xy]

That much toilet paper will last a man a year or more. It would last a woman a month or less.

[sniffsboy]

which is why it was his MOM who gave it XD

[TheHorsesRocks]

Dude no u dont had crap on your cheast bu on your stomack :P Great vid! keep on moveing!

[iambrittt]

@Freakofthestorm lol fail

[MotherofFred]

Hi, sweet vids, lol I am druink

[skibiskit]

you said fuck while making ninja sounds at 1:15 lol

[760bones]

you have no life.  if you didnr know that already

[keithzworld]

Haha lol Matt you are hilarious ;)

[KawaiiKat06]

you would be out in the streets,homeless right now if you had a job as a ninja..lol jk that part was so funny!!!(: i bet you had fun cleaning up all that toilet paper...teehee

[sgtwalker7]

i got the same shower curtain!

[aleinlegs]

that toilet paper sounds crunchy

[Malaikat31]

so. lame.

[xoxBrittyBoo]

AND BY LAME EVERYONE KNOWS YOU MEAN AWESOME!....*duh

[Malaikat31]

no.

[bobbea1]

wow. omfg its a toliet nija

[checkmyleetskill]

yur crazy !?

[huivinliehuttaja]

Aww you're so cute <3

[temarirox1]

Your the one spamming! If you dont like him dont watch him! No ones making you!

[fruitXpebbles]

stop the hate congratulate

i love u mattx10