Realistic Superhero Funeral

[iloveme12391]

LOL Did any of you notice that beta boy died in alpha man's buttcrack? xD

[CrimsonNineTail]

Ha Ha Betaboy's position LOL

[welkijken]

more lazor tigers!

[CrasyWolfang]

Anyone that laughet at 2:27 at the feet sticking out of the butt?

[bkbaseball24]

alpha man has a sexy cameltoe 1:51

[VillainsPride]

So the borderline homosexual sidekick was crushed to death under the crotch of the statue of his Hero lover?.... sounds like he died happy.

[hockeystard89]

fuck.youtube.commericals.

[TheDGFiles]

@hockeystard89 just.get.adblocker.

[SuperBeatOr]

1:35 CAPTAIN CHAOS! :D

[epicflounders]

you forgot HOUSE???

[IggyTthunders]

I've always said they should level out the stable favorites in Marvel__ice spiderman, ironman, hulk, thor, cap., daredevil, the immortal iron fist, etc.__every fucking superhuman Stan Lee turned out, make it a timeless literary monolith, and then just continue on with the next guys. Like the new avengers or the runaways or x-23 or any number of the newer generation of heroes. The comics need fresh blood and frankly the continuities are already ludicrous. It's time to clean house.

[Warhawk778]

Did anyone notice Bizzaro's boner..? 

[FreeXax]

I used Youtube to get away from commercials... they're really annoying me

[bitteoszillierensie]

@FreeXax use ad block plus for firefox or chrome and you'll never see an ad again. promise.

[Jagji56]

@bitteoszillierensie I thumed down cos you said Chrome.

[bitteoszillierensie]

@Jagji56 what's wrong with it? just get iron, the version that doesnt trace everything you do, or chromium the unbranded open source-version or just stay with firefox.

[wiines64]

there going to trust the word of a blind man as an eye witness

[SuckMyPokeballsMisty]

How did Black Eagle... I mean "Eagle" tell that Betaboy's neck was broken? the only thing visible was his legs

[Jackinleeds01]

@SuckMyPokeballsMisty he was crushed by a staue, everything is broken

[AlixeTiir]

Wait, he died defending the world from.....

LASER CATS?!

[wizardbaker]

Alphaman would just get a new Betaboy

[iliketrains6546]

2:09 spongebob!!!!!!!

[DarKodama]

boring + not funny

[ClickClickDead]

Fred:Wait don't click the skip

Me: Okay *SKIP*

[michaelstrank1919]

shut up fred

[emocamvampire]

After watching the hero fashion emgency I think betaboy enjoyed that

[illogicInk]

Pouring out some liquor for his dead superhero homies, Boneman continues to kick ass in the land of the living. Click on my name to watch the Boneman and the Bone of Justice debut on a date gone horribly, horribly wrong. Leave a comment and subscribe too.

[TheKredden]

Marvel's Stan Lee at a DC comic book character's funeral?! I think not!

[MrKipap]

2:30 his sidekick up the statues ass xD

[thefloonydude]

anyone else notice bizzaro's boner?

[TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Ask the Blind man! He saw it all!

.....My names Dare-Devil.

[CrabbWalker]

I lost it at 2:10. Stan Lee pop-ups will never get old....

[georgiyhot1]

LOL wolverine with 2 blades per hand!!!!

[83RoXy38]

ok at 1:10 it's "batman" in the back and then at 1:17 it miraculously changes to "wonder woman".

[epicninjasharkduck]

@83RoXy38 "wonder woman" is a row behind batman

[83RoXy38]

@83RoXy38 oh now i see... bats scooted over...

[trivium666fan]

I get the references. Every single reference.

Fuck, I have no life.

[xXIProtoTYP3IXx]

☻-☻

[NoFootballTeam]

music from phantasm

[letitbeknown840]

In a room full of white superheroes, the black superhero is the only one with any sort of medical training lol

[funkpwr]

LMAO AT DARE DEVIL WITH TINTED GLASSES AND A STICK "we have an eye witness" ☻-☻"well i smelled it " "Its basically the same thing" haha

[AiRaRandom]

No one gives a f*** about Beta Boy

[fuckenmike]

You there black eagle ......... it's just eagle actually bahhahahahaha genius!!

[zbengman]

@fuckenmike that's racist =.=

[Chiefsplayr17]

Funny b/c Stan Lee is the Marvel creator and these are DC heroes.

[heisatai]

@Chiefsplayr17 Except for the Thor, Daredevil, Wolverine, and Cyclops parodies. . .

[Chiefsplayr17]

@heisatai yeah, i realized that after i posted that comment... my bad

[caralhoman]

Sorry, Beta-Boy, no coming backs for sidekicks, only main heros. You're staying dead.

[NewEraLongboarding]

2:28 lol. like if you noticed

[GagsGaming]

Captain America was sniped by red skull

[silentkillshadow]

2.28 epic :)))

[VaterZzz]

Hahahah notice the Wolverine in the back.

[Xmegasonic]

i thought robin could be on his funeral

[superbanksxb]

"you there black eagle" "its just eagle actually" lmao

[Abominatrix650]

PURE PARODISING GOODNESS!!!!! THIS ROCKS!!!!!!

[Docas633]

yeah very realistic

[AnimeFreakLouis]

Eagle: 'His neck's broken!'

Alphaman: 'Oh..'

[BlueMaxx86]

Bizarro Alpha-Man is packin' some heat. Haha!

[Perkyguy]

alpha man looks like george bush

[silentassason]

Anyone notice that it shows the outside broken window being at the front door yet he broke in through the back wall window?

[juliolilman]

If not poor him

[juliolilman]

Thank god, we can all respect what others believe in and don't get mad cuz I said thank god anyways I hope beta boy was gay because he just got smashed with a giant crotch literally

[Android2137]

Not even Alphaman shows up at Betaboy's funeral...

[wildernes84]

@Android2137 What about Infdevman?

[3rdMayhem]

alpha man looks like a comic version of young George Monkey Bush

[DenverBroncosFan606]

Betaboy..........only one should up. Thats sad :(

[maddogmatt44]

wwwwoowwwww alpha man= Superman Rex Ruthless= Lex Luthor

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

ME AM ALWAYS... ME AM ALWAYS...

[MMFxC]

thumbs up if you thought the funeral was gonna be ghosts n stuff by deadmau5 dont lie :)

[Hellraiser1026]

Anyone else notice that he's throwing up the horns as he crashes through the window?

[Coecoo]

Biggest mystery is how the Eagle takes his pulse through a pair of gloves and a wristband.

[rocka156]

If we didn't have Grant Morrison fucking continuities up we wouldn't even have this problem

[LetsPlayGuy12]

its the way she can bend her...

[sirsprinkles1]

stan lee didnt make superman smart ones

[jorgexx305]

hahaaa no one cared about beta boy

[BryanPiekarski]

What fuels Superman's power must really be money because he would die without it.

[GirlLOverify]

So who dies more Superman or goku?

[476HAWK]

stop at 1:52

[earlmccormick88]

Religious debate in the comment section of a SuperHero video = No Life.

Doesn't make sense. Why don't people just flag the comment as spam instead of arguing?

[deferdicus]

FUCK THE LORD JESUS DICK...there i hope i inflamed the argument again :)

[aaronpereira12]

@deferdicus nah, you're just being an idiot :)

[azzzz9375]

@deferdicus no your just a dick, to other peoples faiths, (not my views but it doesn't make you less of a dick) so trolling fail.

[TheDjozer]

once, i fucked a goat

[TheDjozer]

stan lee = marvel

the flash and superman = DC

[rand0manonymous]

@yokiyokiay I kno. Religious people r hard to convince to change. I'm not hatin I'm catholic to but these hardcore antisin people should watch it and learn somethin

[TheCambobsherwood]

they have huge balls

[bendogmon]

lol betaboy was crushed by he statue of alphamans crotch

[phantomfangurl]

The two top comments are awesome and for the first time in a VERY long time they are not a meme!!!

[Badfucatus]

atheist speaking har: there is one rule in atheism -Respect other peoples belief but it they don't respect you then give them a lecture. :)

[Notthespleen]

so true



[rand0manonymous]

To u religious people, watch the video "why I love Jesus but hate religion"

[yokiyokiay]

@rand0manonymous that's a good idea, i just hope you don't expect everyone to agree with the content/message of that video (they'll probably let you down)

[aliserboi97]

@danieo1210 we don't hate religiuos people we just hate how they say that if you don't believe what they you are goung to burn in hell

[JoshOhen92]

to every comment about religion/atheism on this collegehumor video... WHO GIVES A FUCK

[yokiyokiay]

@JoshOhen92 i think they would be the people making such comments, but I see your point. they is, however, a difference between claiming that you don't care and specking for everyone, and i doubt the entirety of collegehumor viewers have a spokesperson...

[JoshOhen92]

@yokiyokiay yeah yeah, but this whole arguement in general is getting old. why can't we just let everyone live their own lives?

[biostyle]

I recognize ... Flash, Spider-Man, Thor, Nightcrawler, Daredevil, Punisher, Colossus, Batman, Wonder Woman, Cable, Green Lantern, Super Skrull, Cyclops, Mysterio, Wolverine, Spawn, obviously Superman and Stan Lee, Modok, Hawk Man, Bizarro and Ghost Rider, Hell Boy ... and there are few I'm not sure about :-|

[incamethefire]

@biostyle Besides them I see Beast, Cyclops, Mysterio, Green Goblin, and Aquaman.

[biostyle]

@incamethefire Yeah, I too saw Cyclops and Mysterio, but was so unsure about the others. You're right with Blue Thing :-) It really does seem to be Blue Aquaman, but where do you see Beast and Green Goblin? Is Beast the purple cat next to Mysterio? :-7 And do you think that Green Goblin is the guy next to Cyclops? That is actually Super Skrull and looking like in the comics! Is that He-Man next to Modok and a ... yellow Pee Silver Surfer in front of Modok ?_?

[incamethefire]

@biostyle I see Beast right behind Thor, and yeah I thought that was Green Goblin but you're right thats Super Skrull. The guy to the right of Nightcrawler is Galactus.

[biostyle]

@incamethefire Hehe, I'm afraid you're wrong ^_^ I already identified these two. The guy behind Thor is clearly Wolverine with the yellow pants, the blue gloves and the long, metal claws. The guy next to Nightcrawler is Spawn. He has his "red" cape, and the black / white mask and so on.

[IhaveSonar]

Look, we all believe different things. And only one theory is what is fact. But you know what arguing over it on a youtube page about superheroes does?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

[Jcolinsol]

R.I.P.

Betaboy

Whose neck was crushed by a giant stony wang.

[Roche2edrt]

@Jcolinsol goldish

[AllenGray47]

@Jcolinsol it's always how he wanted to die

[digidragon8]

@Jcolinsol its his dream death

[TheSinisterSquid13]

@Jcolinsol tis the way he liked it.

[insanity1998]

Wth is up with this Atheist/Christianity argument? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[JordyboyTheGreat]

I thought this was a video on superheros, not on Atheism and Christianity... my bad

[Themastercode1235]

Look. No one gives a shit about fucking athiesm or christianity. Watch the fucking video. Sheesh all these idiots and there fucking long comments. What has this got to do with the video anyway?

[darkcylander]

the comment section: great place to push beliefs at each other, because everyone knows that there is nothing more important then attempting to change the minds of people you don't even know.

[DefineMeAsOne]

@darkcylander amen

[UltimasIsland]

@darkcylander *applauds* I agree... but we all agree SOPA sucks still, right?

[DgenrationX4ever]

@darkcylander true so so true

[danieo1210]

I believe in my god because i have seen what he can do, i have witnessed the power of belief.

[danieo1210]

why do atheists hate religious ppl? You should get a life, cuz why would you care what other ppl believe in. IT's NOT YOUR BUSINESS.

[PunkZombie1300]

@MineMurphydog (cont) Please, tell me what major flaws lie in these beliefs I have.

[PunkZombie1300]

@MineMurphydog I believe that I am a human, made up of cells. I believe that I can be good because it's the right thing to do, not out of fear of being punished. I believe in love, I believe in friendship, I believe in being yourself no matter what others think of you as long as you aren't harming anyone. I believe in living in the moment because every moment might be my last. I believe in equality and fairness. I believe many things, and I'm sure I could list plenty more.

[PunkZombie1300]

@sendicard (cont) And that's what I'm making fun of: beliefs.

[sendicard]

@PunkZombie1300 I see your point.

[PunkZombie1300]

@sendicard Thanks for your concern, but I'll bash religion wherever I want, even at a church. I don't care if I get bombarded. Especially if someone sees what I've written or an argument and that lets them see how rediculous religion is and sets them on the path towards enlightenment then it's worth it. And falling for eternity can be torture. Depends on a lot of things. Also, just because that's what you believe doesn't mean that's what others believe.

[gangimichael1]

@PunkZombie1300

Exactly. I am completely Christian and can understand your point of view. Faith needs to be a big part in religion, because it will always be attacked by someone. The whole point is needing faith.

So disproving religion works with people. I'm fine with that. Believe whatever the heck you want.

As long as that doesn't involved suicidally crashing a plane into our buildings.

That's just not OK.

[PunkZombie1300]

@gangimichael1 Don't forget taking away people's rights. Like allowing people to marry the ones they love. Idgaf what religion people are, as long as they don't shove their beliefs down others throats and don't use their faith to justify discrimination against others and other fucked up things fundies do.

[Randomragekyla]

Wow...

[aliserboi97]

@punkzombie just ignore him he just wants to be oppressive and right

[wilzim69]

Forest Griffin ?



[johnnyk617]

Me am always laugh at college humor~

[FTK0014]

i have midterms thanks college humor

[MediocritysMuse]

Sidekick gets no turn out, what a cruel world we live in haha

[mc50cents]

Funerals am Make me so happy! Me eyes am dry!

[PnoRisky]

gotta love comics

[LumpyHippo]

M.O.D.O.K in the back

[colosuss567]

You notice that if you pause it when Su...I mean Alpha Man crashes through the window, he's sporting devil horns?

[nerfguyss]

It's just eagle

[Gumshoesamurai]

saves web page to read later the intense religious war(aka Holy War) which will no doubt end wiht the destruciton of the internet. -Ngage

[batmenace15]

Were these guys trying to avoid a lawsuit or something?

[anteatereaterant]

A Christian and an Atheist comes to a Youtube video. They argue about their views, I don't know, because their gratuitous view of self importance and overall douchebaggery. They spam the video's comments section with shit nobody cares about and an argument that is completely irrelevant to the video itself. A classic Youtube love story.

[MrSlik25]

@anteatereaterant Wolverine looked really funny!! Did you see The Punisher lmao?!?

[anteatereaterant]

@MrSlik25 Lol, yeah, Punisher was the first to catch my eye. They both look a little chubby.

[gangimichael1]

@anteatereaterant

You deserve my Like. Even though I took part in the argument.

[Themastercode1235]

@anteatereaterant I agree

[DummenXXL]

@anteatereaterant

still a better love story than Twilight

[gocanadago1000]

is it just me, or does collegehumor seem to think that Stan Lee is asian...

[TheMightyDahQ]

Why does Wolverine only have 2 claws?

[dorkduchessdebbie]

Sometimes I really wish all videos had comment approval, because then all the comments below would actually be, oh yeah, ABOUT THE VIDEO!

[adrianreborn]

lol the fake ass hellboy in the background :)

[IamTheEddy]

Now to revive him with the dragonballs!

[MrButsucker]

hes gold???????.......... cooooooooooooooollllllllllllll­lll

[MCA5EY]

BetaBoy died in AlphaMans Ass, death by cheeks of steel

[Darty105]

To prevent copyright and to be funny, they changed the names and looks of the hereos.

[Dragaud09]

I wonder if that was just steam in the Live Tobacco Free Austin Ad?

[toastfan123099]

who the hell is alpha man?

[MostoLIMBOgames]

What thor Wolverine There Not in DC universe Blasphemy!

[dorkduchessdebbie]

@MostoLIMBOgames lol, well I see versions Spiderman, Iron man, The Thing, Cable, Green Goblin, Mysterio, Cyclops, Night Crawler, Colossus, Ghost Rider, The Punisher and Dare Devil are there as well with the DC characters, not to mention some others from Dark Horse like Hellboy and Conan. That combined with the whole thing being presided over by Stan Lee, I think we're safe in assuming this is a cross-franchise-funeral haha. :-)

[Partyman908]

You spelled ignorant with a t

[PunkZombie1300]

@Hindare1 Ah, well looky here we have someone who actually knows parts of their religion most people are tignorant of. Then again, most people are ignorant of almost their entire religion and never think to study it. If they studied in, every reasonable person would lose faith. Too bad there's not many reasonable people out there... Lemme ask you something. Do you know what the name of the tree Yaweh supposedly told Adam and Eve not to eat off of?

[GuardianStrong]

@PunkZombie1300 No one knows because scripture does not say. It is only called the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of good and Evil. There has been speculation throughout history that has identified it as a banana, apple, orange, uglifruit, kiwi, and even a tomato (although tomatoes don't grow on trees), but this is all only speculation. It may not even be a fruit that is still around today, for all we know.

[PunkZombie1300]

@GuardianStrong Yes, the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. So Adam and Eve would have had no knowledge that what they were doing was wrong until they ate from the Tree. Not to mention Yaweh allowed Lucifer into the Garden of Eden to persuade them. If he hadn't, I'm sure none of that would have happened. Well, I mean it didn't, but I'm speaking hypothetically. Oh, and bananas as we know them are genetically engineered. Bananas in the wild are unfit for humans to eat. Just mentioning that

[PunkZombie1300]

@GuardianStrong (cont) because many Christians claim the banana as proof of intelligent design due to the perfect shape for human hands, the perfect way to open it, etc. when really bananas in the wild are not shaped to our hands and monkeys open them from the bottom and stuff like that.

[dvdfan100]

all Beta Boy needs is a piece of Ambrosia or get willow from buffy to bring him back to life.LOL

[dvdfan100]

what about xena, she died came back, died again then came back yet again. lol

[MrScream1t]

NOOOOOO! Not Beta Boy!

[AniCygnus]

*Video About Super Heroes*

*Religious Debate In Comments*

[Evabriged]

Marvel and D.C?

[PunkZombie1300]

@HaloNoobNarutofan God: I give you all free will!! Oh, but use it exactly as I say or I'll make you all suffer in eternal torture. Don't worry though, it's cuz I love you.

[Hindare1]

@PunkZombie1300

No. God's more like a good parent who has rules which you can obey or disobey. And just like a parent he reserves the right to punish you for doing so. But you do have free will to do so or do not, but you will accept the consequences of both choices, because that's life. You don't need to obey God's rules and in fact you get exactly what you want if you don't. A life eternally separated from Him the ultimate rebel's dream.