How To Get Rid Of a One Night Stand

[CODFREAK406]

oh my god she looks like my cousin 

[randomxhappyface]

@bluegirl99ful a one night stand is when you have sex with a stranger that night

[bluegirl99ful]

What's a one night stand?

[SCWC96]

@bluegirl99ful when you have sex and when your drunk or don't know what your doing and the people doing it never see each other agian

[gothicchik52]

how to get rid of a one night stand

tell her you to remind you that you have a doctors appointment about a rash then call her on your buddies phone and say your calling from the hospital then say it turns out it wasn't a rash and they wont let me come home

[niekomeeko]

ROFL!

[MsSammy1319]

You fuckers

[174295]

just tell her to fuck off, they like that. That's why they came home with you, to feel like a whore that they are......fucking women there all the same oooooooyyyyyaaaa

[NewMusicJukebox]

one night stands wow thats not good dude really isnt

[wtfboy2]

NICE

[bandosnoob15]

why get rid of her u moron

[vintimv001]

just lie and say who the fuck u

then she might cry and run away

[hookman2008]

LOVE IT...

NOICEEEEE!!!!

[Axel10011]

just gotta tell u ppl from experience if shes a 1 nite stand u need to get her out in the straightest way possible. hey dont feel mean women will do the same thing without thinking twice. in other words dont beat around the fuckin bush like a pansy and have her living with you when your wifes coming home in 2 days lmao jk

[pokerface1234gaga]

Make a video on how to get two youtube accounts

[starsky133]

Seriously? Just log out and click Sign Up...

[gotja]

awsome voice hahahah

NICE

[Exarian]

how to be a sexist liar.

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

this tip is both men and women so everyone is a sexist

[Exarian]

hey, not arguing that, just saying.

[AlmoshT]

dammn.

she's fine.

[reap00004]

"NICE"

[RatongaBruiser]

Crude. Even being a one-night-stand, the guy could stand to be more gentlemanly and honest, not an inconciderate liar that makes the girl feel like trash.

[zig3]

she was hot.

lol ending, NOICE

[slamnxgirlxjulie]

this is really funny!

[ENGLISHBL0KE]

I found the best way to get rid of them is to say:

"I can't believe my d*** is still attached! all this time with leprosy and its still going, I hope you're as lucky with it as I am...I'd shake your hand but I dont want to risk losing it."

[vanessawang702]

I used to think a "night stand" was a piece of furniture with a lamp on top and placed right next to a bed .__.

[remember11220]

it is...

this is a 'one night stand'

[skullythebloger]

@vanessawang702 iv'e had a night stand with a night stand before (wink)(wink)

[dogeguy]

i have had 17 one night stands and got rid of them all by this method

[patmagrath]

you should give your mum a bit more respect dude

[jakeandamirfan]

NICE

[thebloodranred]

Dude, she was cute, if her personality is as good as her looks, I would keep her!

[sickpuppy4o20o1]

@thebloodranred I respectfully disagree. Just kidding you have terrible fucking standards

[iBrendaaah]

why do guys have one night stands.

[sirmoalot]

because sometimes you just want sex, and that's it.

hooker would charge you, a friend would get attached and want to be your girlfriend because she thinks she knows you better than any other guy, but the truth is this: you just want sex and no strings attached...NOTHING. Hope this answers your question.

[Xexillia]

For the same reason girls do, we just want sex.

[MaxGardis]

at last a girl that acknowledges it ^^

[Zannnnah]

Damn that big haired fool is lucky he can get a girl into his bed...see those pimples round his mouth ? Maybe he had a Boy....the night before !....NICE!

[ILoveFred321]

Thats soooo mean. Using people for sex then just dumping them. >:(

[xqueensexii]

tell me about it =/

[tootieefruitiee]

yea! >:[

[cycla]

NICE!!

[missnainai]

how come they dont have one for girls??

[oodnac]

Here's your chance.

[heatherfeather4109]

lol........................(at the end) nice.

[BooteyMasta]

Just tell them you are late for your morning "Satanic animal sacrifice ritual" with your coven.You would be amazed how fast they leave! Unless you were stupid enuf to pick up a "Goth" chick. Then try the "morning Baptist meeting" at your church routine.

[MrAitAliProductions]

Dude - this is the funniest comment ever XD

Thanx - gonna have to try this!

[antimoron08]

HEEEEEELLL NO this is crap if you want to get

rid of a One Night Stand "boy or girl" just tell them your a republican lol

[alecVownsVu5]

HAHAHA!!!

so true man. so true.

[blahblahblahman]

Wow, that's American/Euro/Anglo-Saxon culture for you.

Abuse her cunt, make her suck your dick, then kick her out the door.

[cycla]

what culture are you from, miss?

[captincaveman89]

oh snap she could stay as long as she wanted as far as im concerned X3

[michaelthonger]

When i'm the one doing the raping, usually they don't call back

[Cido1987]

ROTFL XD ahahaha was just thinking the same XD

[icyshells]

this is shitty

[fashionglamur]

i might be old fashioed, but.. ever if u are young, cute at all...u are disrespecting urself, and the other person doing that..

[kellog0cerial0rules]

well thats good for guys but for girls its so different all you have to do is get outta bed bed "accidently" wake them up but dont say anything walk into the bathroom and leave the door open all you have to do is pee standin up theyll get freeked out thinkin "was that a girl i slept with" and then they will sneek out before you get out of the bathroom

[FresHBraiDz23]

i will defenetly use this thanks alot

[usenetposts]

I suppose the humour of the thing rests in a gimp like that kicking a red hot corker out of his flat.

[monsterbob25]

nice xD

[mis4tuneband]

haha this sht is hilarious i havent tried any of this im usually too nice :-)

maybe i should assert myself like the guy in this vid

[photo5newdude]

6 beers and 2 shots? Jesus...lightweight. Hell, she isn't even that bad looking..hell, unless she's full of drama/baggage, or clingy, I prolly wouldn't try to get rid of her. But that's just me.

[person71591]

it's not real, it's just a scenario.

[rodneythemutt]

She seems pretty cute even without beer.

[rjport]

Yeah, I thought so too.

[nineinchnoise]

wow. she wasn't THAT great looking, but she coulda' done alot better than him.

[Marcus711]

Yeah.. She couldn't say that he had a good personality... lol

[almostfinal]

why isn't it the girl wanting to get rid of the guy! where's the alternate version!?

[thecolorofdirt]

AHAHAHHH!@!! SHE GOT PWNED!!! LULZ!

[GreaserJohn]

hahaha it looks stupid when he's fliping the phone around lol

[lastheartbeat123654]

I'd let her stay ..

[psymon2005]

yeah me too..

[TOstevo]

Yeah that chick was too cute for the purpose of this video.

[LowerNorthSwamp]

Can we get a sequel to this one?

Specifically, "How to dump your girlfriend".

Sometimes you look back over the past few months and realize it should have been a one night stand. (^_^;)

[DarthKellie]

LOL funny but...I don't see how that guy can get a one night stand

[dudodideda]

All he's gotta do to have one is PAY.

[elleboogiee]

that...or both him and the chick were too drunk to know what was going on! lol

[Mindcrime121]

Well, he said she looked ok after 6 beers... She thought HE looked ok after 9! oh, and three shooters! =P

[2hyperact]

And if all the above will not work, BANG THE HELL OUT OF HER AGAIN AND AGAIN!

[psymon2005]

or just make sure she doesn't know anyone you're likely to bang in the futurue, and suddenly become crap so she wants to leave. or is that just stupid.....

[KyonoRocks]

That was hilarious... NIIIICE

[Mike4771]

6 beers an 2 shoots yeah that sounds about right

[mostlyBS]

but.. that girl was hot. why wouldnt he want to stay and cuddle with her?

[latinking1917]

youre gay

[mostlyBS]

why, interested?

[Yagharekthedead]

i've told a girl before that my gran just died and my mum is really upset and i have to go help her out. my gran died 4 years before.... i thought that girl in the vid was ok, i would have at least kept her on stand by!

[oppositronic]

yeah that chick was kinda hot. obviously a bit chubby, but... nevertheless. i would have given her one for the road.

or you could just use chris crocker's "five minute stand."

[MetalMegaMan]

nothin wrong with a little chubbyness! gives you something to hold on to hehe ;]

[baguazhang2]

Spurs can also do the trick if you're riding a particularly big girl. It's also fun to call her by the wrong name and see how long you can last before she bucks you off.

[hoekk]

yeah, nice tips. that cancer whore was horrible.

[ZombiedustXXX]

Rule #1: Always be aware of where your wallet is. :P

[ratkinson1111]

Just a thought, has he considered pulling the fire alarm?

[MetalMegaMan]

now make a video about how to FORGET a one night stand

[SquadbayNinja]

amen

[GlennXc0re]

i second that!

[MetalMegaMan]

haha wow, i thought i was alone!

[MetalMegaMan]

haha wow, i thought i was alone!

[rspctmyauthorita]

lol easy just be drunk enough you wont remember works for me.... other wise dont do it

[MonkeyDog500]

why get rid of her damn she was hot

[HentaiGaiJin]

My solution: go to her house in the first place. Much easier to get up and leave.

[drgntatu]

Much much easier to high tail it out than it is to get someone to leave. Almost had to throw a girl out one time. I used probably a half dozen excuses before finally just walking downstairs and out the door, checking to make sure she was following. lol

[HentaiGaiJin]

Totally. Same goes for breakups. I made the mistake of breaking up with my ex when she was over at my place. Took 3 hours. Never do it on home turf.

[AndrewERodriguez]

lies.

[Auztyn24]

nice!

[Joshyboycards]

NIICCCE

[gpictor1]

nice zeplin poster

[werdplaya]

haha thanks guys, we had fun making this (im the girl)

[aoema]

sure u are (sarcasim)

there more than 1 million plp on youtube anyone could say that -_- so prove it i guess

[browncoatz]

I agree, but if you are then your hot!!

[baldsac]

Indeed...nicccce

[uneaseintheair]

"Did you know?

45 percent of people responding to a 2003 Durex survey reported having a one night stand... nice."

xP

[KralleCR]

wow...thats good! girl didn't look half bad though

[GpOwnS]

YES hahaha omg i can relate to this soo much hahahahahaha

[denmarkmercurio]

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[PvtChurch03]

nice

[colette2467]

lol