Best Megan Fox Joke, Plus More Great Stand Up!!! - ROFL

[MsJeffrey911]

What.do you call that hairdo at 9:20?

[limegreenlemon727]

is it just me or does reed have a huge ass head?

[rise2genocide]

Well, I'm off to go on a fucking rampage to release my anger.

[lilixinhamalukinha]

WTF?!  worst youtube video ever!

[kenny77771]

Ok, you can call me a perv are whatever you want, but I'm sure everyone else only clicked on this video to see the hot, half naked Megan Fox portrait. Instead got nothing but awful, corny stand-up jokes by lame dick heads.

[kenny77771]

Not funny.

[kartousesmells]

If you laughed at any of this crap... You're worthless

[gamergg]

You know what stood up? my dick.

[oficialpageofzarmaca]

notusingaccount --- me not

[86geoph]

i watched this whole thing, waiting for this "amazing Megan Fox joke" and now I am pissed at you.

[pattycz]

clicked because of comedy, but now I am going to search megan fox vids to forget this ****

[Phoenix91Ash]

clicked because of the pic and a the first thing that pops up is a nerd

LMAO at starburst contradiction ad with the zombie

[mitsubishieclipse92]

haha...neither do i

[yngboi93]

what do they say about megan fox. i dont get it haaha lol

[mitsubishieclipse92]

@yngboi93 you're motu

[Burrumbumbum]

go listen to slayer..

[EvangeMani]

totally worth the time

[TheiLLuSioNzZ]

youtube has gone to shit with all these corporations not pointing fingers "vevo"

[plantsgrow]

99 People are gay.

[idiatico]

press alt +F4 to skip ads

[GLWillaims]

watch,country my ass!

[777emokid]

don't press Ctrl+W to skip ads! this closes the window! dont believe those sons of bitches!

[NhZK1lLa818]

press Ctrl + W to skip adverts, thumbs up!!

[ball0ketchup]

fuck all the adverts.. it would be MUCH better without them...

....

[kirahna]

hahaha... wipe your feet Bruce Willis... LOL! cause he walks around bare-footed all the time, but he got a doormat that says, wipe your teeth or tits??? Megan Fox! LMAO! That's too funny!

[pjsbulldog67]

the dwade add was far better than the video

[patrickomalleyy]

More ads than I've ever seen in a short video - Waste of time

[SaltyPigeon1]

@patrickomalleyy this is 12 mins.

[patrickomalleyy]

More ad than I've ever seen in a short video

[LuanLumiLuli]

why is it that in all the commercials the guy looks like a freaking pedo?

[LuanLumiLuli]

go daddy is his pimp (y)

[GSXJR]

i dont get the megan fox joke :( yes i know im dumb

[fallingup90]

i'm gonna watch that nickelback vid

[jakz49]

When's justin bieber goin to Portugal ima take a rock and end do the world a favor and save straight ppl from that gay b!tch

[termineskin27]

358 is fuggin funny

[Gshizzleable]

I FUCKING HATE THOSE DAMN COMMERCIALS!!

[xBOSHOMPx]

That was dissapointing apart from the guy talking about the wheel of fortune. "Congratulations you win, here is your family back!" "you had those... i wanted the golf clubs..." lool but the rest of them fail ..

[grandmabilly2000]

fuck netflix

[ig33ve]

i don't get the megan fox joke.

[Philtheguy]

My girlfriend and I have a "Wipe Your Paws" doormat. And I can't stop laughing at that joke about it. LOL!

[starrish]

Bwahahahahah wheel of fortune LMFAO....I love that show, now I will see it in a whole new way.

[jakz49]

Doug Mellard was my fav " wipe your **** Megan Fox"

[dAKarkoloAb]

omg i clicked on this just cuz there was a hottie on it...

[sphenis]

Can someone please explain why people think this is the best Megan Fox joke ever? It doesn't even make sense, unless I'm missing something.

[TheInfamousIceman]

lol HERE IS YOUR FAMILY BACK!!!

[2ttequila]

Wtf the last guy sucked how is that even funny ? Let em burn, previous generations caused global warming... Why should we suffer pfft lame

[1bign33bpwnz]

fuking nice backround

[IhaveVideos4u2c]

best megan fox joke ever

[rekkyrich]

shite

actually the wheel of fortune pretty dam funny

[rekkyrich]

shite



[cabelasdad1]

this is so lame

[Dfence18]

.. Kinda lame, have seen a lot better.

[TheGianes]

Haha.. very funny.. STUPID.. mostly Lachlan Patterson

[FudgeYouVideos]

lachlan patterson, rember that name.

[SS2Jasper]

LOl Edmoton

[TehEvilWolf]

Lol at the jonas brothers part

[SncHD]

FUCK Bob Gibbs

[Skylooo]

7:40 is the best!

[TheInfamousIceman]

@Skylooo whats he say exactly??

[PP1484]

Czech Republic guy was hilarious!!!! LMAO

[codematrix]

I fucking hate commericals.

[dranged1000]

sux....check out dave range sliding in on youtube

[FebalanceChaosCrew]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ved it !!!!

[JNdigital]

Zack Galafanakis' cousin at 8:49 ?

[8938butterfly]

LOL! I'm from Czech and I speak it, but that was hilarious!!! Sorry there's no backwards K with a dot and top! XD

[bewareordie]

the last guy was the best

[MrPip66]

lame

[yadaman]

The lip sweat guy looks like an old, almost-fat Mark Zuckerberg...

[gerry12ac]

Czech Rep. Wheel of Fortune reminds me of Borat...

[z31club]

lol his last name is Failer... Indeed.

[SlykkFireBallJutsu]

LMFAO @ chris porter roasting nickleback

[poopytastesgood]

lmfao Czech republic LMFAO. " Yes, i would like to buy a backways K with a dot on top." lmfao

[sandofosho21]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT HEAR ANYYTHING ABOUT MEGAN FFOX

[Anonymous5211987]

@sandofosho21 the guy at 7:44, that was his punch line..... a 12 min video for a 60 second joke, how sad

[MrItliano]

das ist scheisse

[leboaymen]

want funny jokes visit my website funny-lame-jokes.webs.com send this on to every youtube video or a clown will come up to your bed at 12:00am and kill you

[notusingaccount]

who clicked on the video cause of the picture

[gonzata1996]

@notusingaccount guilty

[BobbyL1212]

@notusingaccount Got me.

[LarryBogary]

@notusingaccount yup...

[OlaCola03]

@notusingaccount guys who think about it all the time

[Incorected]

mot even 0:01 works DX

[AnoxyZ]

0:01 fucking ads

[FlashAnimationDUO]

@AnoxyZ

The douches changed it, now you HAVE to watch the ad, and refreshing nor clicking 0:01 works :S

[divinoman123]

the girl was retarded

[amiguels4]

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

BUFF!

HUGS FROM PORTUGAL TO nicleback(NOT)

P.S.: THE CAPITAL LETTER WAS NO MISTAKE.

TAKE CARE

[Leezzyy]

wow, that godaddy commercial was soooooooooooooo bad!

[zengod861]

I hate these fucking comedians -_- It's barely a joke....

[aaronred345]

00:01

[aaronred345]

0:01

[Xx666xXevil]

i hate wen ppl lagh wen it's not that funny

[FlaggedWizard]

I would like to buy a backwards K with a dot on top. Oh there are 15 in this word. ROFL

[RyanteGamer]

google add, netflix, go daddy, go daddy (random advert "i have no button, buy a website"), netflix. Wow, they are grabbin pills

[skreewball]

00:00 skip ads

[lolley1100]

@skreewball you can just hit f5 to skip ads...

[GadenNinja]

Where The Fuck Is The Hot ass chick >.>

[daystate12345678]

the only good bit was the picture, the format is poor.

[jamaiman]

wipe wars lmfao!!!

[darkpalom3]

lol like this comment if you clicked on it for the picture

[dpq06]

@darkpalom3 yea i bet half the views were for the picture.

[idiatico]

@darkpalom3 clicked it fo the title *cough*

[xyabboy]

I only clicked this because of the picutre.

[MrJmpinjackflash]

HOLY SHIT WE MIGHT LIVE NEXT TO A CENTAUR!!!!!

[m33lad]

Megan fox only looks hot on TV, she looks like an average girl with no make up and off TV!!!

[cthGoTide2283]

yankees.

[aiiidajr]

'Money As Debt' video exposes gov and bank fraud! Must watch, well done! Make it viral! Money As Debt HQ can be watched on youtube. Created by a Canadian

[Styk0s]

reid failer haha

[esnevip]

or they are furries.

[deadseamonster]

"Wipe your paws!" ROFL!

[giveobamaquarters]

best was the third guy/ door mat guy

[oop1127]

First 2 are TERRIBLE.

[curtlawrence91]

LOL i am so going to portugal when the jonas brothers are there... :)

[youttube2011]

I loved the door mat wars. Lol.

[YepX]

BTW Netflix sux, I watch all my movies for free online :p

[jerk618]

Last guy was the funniest haha

[SmexiiStevie]

i liked lachlan patterson the best. then it was doug mellard.

[gdkgt]

Well first of all regarding the nickelback stuff, we only threw rocks at them because the festival they were playing in was called "Super Bock Super Rock". so we were expecting them to play their heavier stuff and they didn't. and second of all if i recall correctly it wasn't indoors... but that last part i'm not 100% sure. anyway the guy was still funny...

[EthanElephants]

@gdkgt im not trying to piss you off, but not all comedy thats based on something real is always 100%, because often times when its completely accurate it isnt quite as funny.

[justluckie]

last one rocked ...enjoy the heat punk rotflmao

[mendoza00721]

the last act is the best LMAO

[KrakenKing180]

ROFL @ Czech Republic lol

[Ihopemymomdies]

@KrakenKing180

Czech Republic? Where the heck is that? LOL

[HEROofTIME1337]

lol @ Czech Republic Wheel of Fortune.

[FreakyKing2]

@HEROofTIME1337 He sounds like Borat

[tasdox1]

@HEROofTIME1337 actually this guy is an asshole! im all for laughs and there are a lot of good ways to make fun of the czechs, we are like a perfect punchline and i find all czech jokes funny, but that was the worst impersonation. he sounds like a bad borat and more like someone from kazachstan or russia. if he wants to make fun of a country not using vouwls, he could try sweeden... the czechs don´t even have a k with a dot on top.that guy is an ignorant and should research his facts for his act

[Belzabub2]

@tasdox1 It's a joke, it was funny. Laugh at it

[itsbeiko]

dont rooftopcomedy upload those kind of comedy vids?

[EliteSlayer542]

wait, what did that dude say about megan fox???

[vendetta89]

He said, wipe your tits Megan Fox.

[EliteSlayer542]

Ah, that's what I thought. Thx.

[ausgamer529]

either wipe you "pussy"cat or tits

[tech2kn0w]

last

[EliteSlayer542]

OMG First!

[whitestar111]

everyone should spam all firsters