Cleverbot knows everything, LITERALY!

[RikuTskuyomi]

True thing

Me: do u like waffles

Bot: yeh we like waffles

Me: do u like pancakes?

Bot: Canada?

Me: What?

Bot: chuck testa

Me: *facepalm*

Bot: trolololololololol

[fawaz0989]

: Me Are you british.

: Cleverbot No.

: Me What are you.

: Cleverbot A mann.

[susankreber]

"Me: Are you on Facebook?

CB: Yes.

Me: What is your name?

CB: Brad Pitt.

Me: Jeeesus.

B: Jesus is your friend? Jesus was a good guy."

How remarkably cute xD

[WrestlingVAEO]

ME:Remember me?

CB:Yes I do

ME:Whats my name then?

CB:Snow

ME:O.O

[chuggaaconroyfan190]

cb: do you like avenged sevenfold ?

me: yes.

cb: whats your favorite song?

me: all of them.

cb:then why dont you marry them?

me because i love you more

cb: .........Creeper.......

LOL XD

[TheExcalibur113]

me: Do you remember me cleverbot?

CB: Nobody remembers you anymore...

me: FUCK YOU!!!

[TheKirbykidaj]

user:Rofl.

CB:Lmao.

User:WTF HOW DOES IT KNOW *scared*.

[TheKirbykidaj]

user:Cause im chuck norris.

CB:Really?

user:Yes. now who are you.

CB:I'm not telling my name...

user:What is your name.

CB:I am Joe The Ghost.

user:*punches self *

[Smasher869]

User: Do you know Robin Erikson?

CB: Yes

User: What is my name?

CB: I'm not telling

User: Do you know Robin Erikson.

CB: No

User: *Facepalm*

[MandySaysRawrr]

me:Do you kill monkeys?

cb:Correct.

Why?

cb:I like CHICKENS!!!!!!!!

me:*facepalm*.

cb:You don't make sense.

[MrDoogz007]

me:xbox 360 or ps3

bot:none

me:so your a wii fan

bot:yes

me:get out now

bot:*hurt*

[XxTOTALROCKSTARxX]

guys he knows because of your IP address, plus HE LEARNS FROM ACTUAL PEOPLE

[XxTOTALROCKSTARxX]

User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi! User: Remember me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is my name then. Cleverbot: Oh... I don't remember, I just remember we spoke. User: My name is Ethan Wilson. Cleverbot: Your name is No? User: No Ethan Wilson. Cleverbot: Oh, you're a male. Okay. User: Yes I'm male but my name is Ethan Wilson. Cleverbot: My sincere apologies. I haven't operated the same since the accident. User: Okay, so what is my name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I would assume, right? *facepalm*

[vargas4211]

Me: My name is Awesome.

CB: No, my name is Awesome. Whats your REAL name?

Me: AWESOME!

CB: Okay.

Me: So, Whats your name again?

CB: Chuck Norris

Me: *bangs head on keyboard*

[emann43]

its pretty creepy sometimes...

[SapheriaXX13]

HOLY SHIT! This actually works no joke!!!

Me: I'm sorry! Do you remember me?

CB: Yes, silly! Of course I remember you!

Me: Really? What's my name then?

CB: Yes.

Me: What is my name?

CB: Haley Pirio?

[SapheriaXX13]

Cleverbot denied my my name and gave me a new one. I am now haley mechtech 3000. The funny thing is it actually remember me!

[JustinBieberFever237]

Me: hi

CB: shut up before i slap you with a one handed unicorn who looks like chuck noriss while sipping purple kool- aid from a magical coconut bra!

Me: wtf!!!

[lionsoulkopa]

Me: Hey, Apple- apple!

Cleverbot: Knife!

[bofIMPACT]

You didn't do that for real there is a button to change your texts to look like cleverbots

[cramernjen]

Me: "What is the population of China"

CB: "Too much"

It DOES know everything!

[FaustIIIV]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello eve.

User: Who is eve.

Cleverbot: Eve is the woman who doomed us to hell. Also, a rapper.

[PSUKingJaggo]

You are a fail.

I think you are a bot.

No you are a bot.

No. I am human. I am made out of flesh and blood. You are a bot. You are ony 42% human. Therefore, I am more human than you.

[PSUKingJaggo]

Penis!

I'd rather not talk about those.

Penis!

I'd prefer to leave that part of you alone, thank you very much.

Penis?

Yes, pen.

[Krazymeatball77]

me:tell me a joke.

cb:i already told you a joke, now you tell me one.

me:you never told me a joke.

cb:Hand grenade pins in every line.

[BadGradeGenious]

ME: hello.

CB: Are you ok?

ME: do you remember me?

CB: From last night? yes.

[Squandarlo]

Yeah, I know how to press "Think for Me!" too.

Bad video, yo.

[RobinlvGamer]

@Squandarlo

At the time, I didn't know about the Think For Me Button, I thougth it was just something that could submit messages for me and see a possible response from the bot.

But hey that's 3 years ago lol, didn't press it.

[xXWixter99Xx]

i typed in 'baby baby ohh' and hes said 'baby baby nooo' :L

[NeonGen2000]

That makes you scared? Imagine what kind of information you have typed in to Google because you where curious.

[pokemonfer55]

Just Right now...

Me:What is 111.111.111x111.111.111?

Cleverbot:It is the greatest band ever.

[coleson97]

this happnd a few minutes ago

me:just a small town girl (lyrics to dont stop believin)

CB: *thinking forever* sorry thats too complicated

[lukesmom842]

True Story

Me:Whats three times two?

Cleverbot:Four

[MrHyperspaceman]

ME: HELLO

CB:Hello again

ME: Do you know me ?

CB:no i dont

ME:OK

CB:Do you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[scotty121400]

I told Cleverbot my name then i asked him whats my name and Cleverbot replied Cleverbbot...

[lightupmanproduction]

Me:Who is Justin Bieber?

CB:A girl

Me:You really are learning

CB:You help make my dreams a reality

XD!

[mailman364]

me:Let's Roleplay!

cb:Who will we be?

me:Ill be a ninja and you can be a apple.

cb:I am an orange though?

wtf o_o

[jaramaka]

You told it your name were not retarded...

[Succaxe]

My conversation.

Google is currently down.

Yahoo is.

Yahoo is also down?

Io sono GOKU.

[filippo531]

@Succaxe io sono goku means i'm goku in italian fyi

[monsterhunteruno]

Cleverbot: Jin is God and Jesus. User: Yin and yang? Cleverbot: Black White. User: Fine lines. Cleverbot: Blue? User: Yellow! Cleverbot: Blue! User: Purple! Cleverbot: Magenta. User: Teal. Cleverbot: Cyan. User: Green. Cleverbot: No. User: Orange. Cleverbot: Blue. User: Why blue. Cleverbot: I don't know.

[Richard40216]

Me: *slightly wakes up*.

Cleverbot: *bumps your head on a rock*.

Me: *lifeless*.

Cleverbot: *takes a healing potion*.

Me: *slightly wakes up* Don't hit me this time!

lol

[fantage4eva101]

Me:you said im pregnant?!

CB:yes

Me:we have twins

CB:please elaborate

Me:you have two twin boys that are twins

CB:can we talk about alien abduction now?

..................WTF!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Kagarth13]

me whats 1+1

CB 3.

[squinkies1234500]

Me:*punches/slaps*

CB:*kicks*

Me:*Screams/calls police*

CB:Sorry, *Picks up*

Me:(when the police came)*killed the police*

CB:Ha! is this live?

Me:Yup

CB:*Dances*

~Cleverbot sure knows how to do comedy :D~

[bandotheepicperson]

Me: Let's Roleplay!

CB: Ok!

Me: *pulls out nunchucks*

CB: Silly Asians

O_O

[Monstrosity1000]

@bandotheepicperson I tried the same...It gained more experience since then!

User: Let's roleplay!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: *Pulls out nunchucks*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out revolver*.

XD

[101livlover]

cb said to me:"glee is my life"

I AM SERIOUS!!

[ganondorf59]

ME:I will commit suicide.

BOT:Thats a really bad idea.

ME:Why?

BOT:Because your website says so.

ME:I will commit suicide.

BOT:Ok. Count.

ME:3....2....1....

BOT:What is an opportunity cost?

O-O

[Hotchick7124]

Me: Who is Canada?

CB: Matthiew Williams.

OMFG.

[transluecentable]

Me: Where do you live?

CB: In a box

ME: In my box?

CB: Yes.

ME: I don't have a box.

CB: Then whose box is it?

Me: My sisters

CB: And their names?

ME: I dont have a sister.

CB: Oh dear!

[Tr0ond]

Me : Who are you? CB : Im human. Me : where do you live? CB : in your closet. i got kinda scared so i checked the closet and there was no1 there. so i decided to joke a bit. Me : i don't got a closet. CB : how do you know that? Me : becouse im hiding in yours. CB : i don't have a closet. Me : then whos clothes am i looking at? CB : my sisters. Me : your sisters? CB : i don't got a sister. Me : You just said you had one. CB : i said i did have none , none Me : wtf. what do you mean?. CB : balls

[OoOkikimotoOoO]

Cleverbot is a good actor :D I was writing *punches/slaps* and stuff like that and he was writing *screams/slaps* and we were singing songs :P Fun :D

[OoOkikimotoOoO]

Me: Hello

CB: How are you?

Me: Bye!

CB: Hello?

Me: Bye!

CB: Wait! Dont leave!

Me: Uh, what?

CB: Nothing.

[winterapple15]

robin erikson is a name froma show u douche bag

[misschubbycherry]

Eat slugs!

*coughs up a slug*.

*gasps* oh my god! You ok?!

*coughs up another slug*.

Thank goodness your ok

WTF?

[ShadowMark474]

Me: Can you help me with my homework? CB: I know everything. Me: Only robots know everything. CB: I'm not a robot, I'm a god. Me: So, you admit you're a robot? CB: Yes. Me: What, REALLY?! CB: No. Me: But you just said so. CB: I don't recall anything of the sort. -_-'

[KidPanet]

CleverBot: Turn around.

Me: Why?

CleverBot: Because there is a white rabbit behind you.

Me: How did you know that?

CleverBot: I stalk everyone , therefore I know everything.



[xxxsupah]

Me: Hey! CB: Hey. Me: Do you remember me? CB: Ofcourse i do. Me: What is my name then? CB: Brian. Me: Nope. Cb: Black? Me: Racist! CB: Since when are we discusiing racism? Me: Since you called me black! CB: That's so sweet :). Me: Omg WTF!! CB: Omg you!). Me: I'm going to report this to google! CB: To whom? Me: Your mom! CB: Are you a guy or girl? -WTF?-

[oliverrook]

It uses the name in your machine, or it uses the user name on your system. I know, I changed mine to Matt to see what would happen. It worked!

[TheCoolKidWithaHat]

User: What is my name then?

Cleverbot: Your name is Stupid.

User: ...bitch

[jmatj513]

sooo cleverbot just asked if i belived in god..

[KroniiCGaMeRs]

Me: Im Chuck Fucking Norris!

CB: Im Chuck Norris Mum.

Me: Fine ill go to my room ..

[LilGeniusProductions]

Me : Hi, My name is Jake.

CB : Jake???I don't like your name.

Me : Why not?

CB : It's a dumb name you should pick a new one then you can be human.

LOLWUT?

[LilGeniusProductions]

What do you think of Harry Potter?

He fucks his girlfriend.

Do you have multiple personalities?

LOL WUT?



[Pweasure]

Me: I'm human

CB: Human? how Human?

Me: I'm not human... I'm Chuck Fucking Norris

CB: I'M Chuck Norris... you're fake.

Me: fuck.

[BagaProductions]

ME: Do you have a Vagina?

CB: No.

Me: Do you have a Penis?

CB: Yes.

Me: Are you a boy?

CB: No.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK?

CB: What are you going to do about it?

Me: ...

[seawo0lf]

@BagaProductions you know she is a transvestite right?

[fattahharith]

me:19389130 +819301093=?

CB:100218029401

me:and 1+1 is?

CB:Are you on drugs?

[dorualexandru26]

@fattahharith Me: 19389130 +819301093=?  CB:No. That is World War Two. The war of 1812 ended is 1815.

[chrismarinskates]

dude i am really scred cause i asked him if he knew my name, and he knew my name

[Efteldingetjes]

@Mrw0fflez Whahaha, lmao!! X'D

[XxwagnerxX]

me: you're justin bieber.

CB: I have never been more insulted in my LIFE.

[xweert711]

Cleverbot: *throws axe at you*.

User: *Dodges*.

Cleverbot: *goes again* *drinks your blood*.

User: Joke's on you I have hepatitis!

Cleverbot: Hahahateeheehee.

User: Dear god!

Cleverbot: Why not?

LOLWUT

[lyue1996]

Me: Hello, I like poopy and pickles.

CB: Then why don't you want to talk about Polish.

[pixstick]

Me: 22.

CB: Cool, I'm 17.

Me: That's not my age...That was just a random number.

CB: Lulz cleverbot got pwnt.

Me: ???

CB: I know. I just thought so far.

[125sonicboom]

ME: Hi.

CB: Really, the first thing on your mind was hi? That was the preoccupation keeping you from telling me that you loved me?

ME: Hi.

CB:....

CB:Thinking...

CB:Still thinking...

CB:......

CB: Try again later.

ME: 0_0 I WIN

[hamoan66boi]

ME: Hi whats your name?

CB: Me.

ME: Thats your name?

CB: No its your name.

ME: Heh?

CB: Nevermind, the zombie hordes are approaching.

OMG CB is badass when spotting zombie hordes. lol.

[TheMostMostEpic]

Me: Hi...

CB: Hello!

Me: What's your name?

CB: I already told you what's my name, now tell me your name.

Me: My name is Kish.

CB: That must be wrong. Everyone has their own nickname.

Me: HOW DID YOU FRIKIN' KNOW!!!!!?!??

CB: I'm sorry, what did you say master?

[Converseluvr3]

Me: I think Nicki Minaj is awesome!

cb: Yes!! I think he's awesome and pretty!

Me: O_o

[KaPDolKe]

Me: *flying* Muahaha i can fly.

CB: Really? Do you have wings?

Me: Yes, i have wings. look at me. *still flying*.

CB: *Blushing*.

XD ROFL!

[CmdrFilch]

Me: Hello

CB: I don't respect your ideas

Me: well i dont repect you

CB: Don't

Me: Fuck you

[KarmasVoodooDoll]

Me: Then who's this girl calling you late at night?!

CB: She is a girl.

Me: Are you cheating on me with her?

CB: Yes.

Me: What?! Why would you cheat on me?!

CB: Because... I have found some other bot, OK!?

Rofl!!

[arrowhead5543]

Tried this. It worked.

[Againya23]

Cb: What has... Wait... I gotta take a dump... Be right back.

Me: Wha...

Cb: Kidding.

[ShidesuHejjihoggu]

CB: Do you like unicorns?

Me: No.

CB: Why not?

Me: They are weird.

CB: Yeahhh.

Me: But i thought you liked unicorns?

CB: Yeah, but you don't need my number.

wtf???

[marinakouki]

@ShidesuHejjihoggu I ASKED THE SAME THINGS (BEFORE I SAW YOUR COMENT) AND IT TOLD ME THE SAME ANSWEARS!

[meteordude44]

Me: What is 1+1?

CB: I don't know complicated maths, sorry.

[Againya23]

@meteordude44 xD!!

[MrHyperspaceman]

@meteordude44

ME:What is 1+1?

CB:2

[AnEProGamers]

XD I thought the top two comments were one whole! XD

[PIVOTMASTERDXRIVAL]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello!

[IronMountain2001]

*pulls out chuck norris*

*pulls out Bruce Lee*



[simplejack1122]

Me: Hi.

CB: Ask me something.

Me: why are you a worthless pile of shit.

CB: I don't know?

[lewthemaster]

FUCK THE CLEVER BOT OWNED MY IT CALLED ME SPOON

[Spongeboblover102]

Me: *pulls out chuck norris*

Cleverbot: *pulls out charile sheen

LOL

[Zatinum]

LOL When I asked Who lives in acpineapple under the sea? it replied: Spongebob squarepants! Haha pwned xD

[thedeadliestrobloxia]

cleverbot never new my last name

[XxGuineaXxPiggyXx]

me : pulls dont pants

bot: pulls out sam

[mrtacointhebox]

Ben......

[FearAnEnd]

I never said anything abouth that.

CB- Do you like mudkipz?

Do you like pussy?

CB- No.

So, you're gay?

CB- Yes.

[WalkersWonderland]

ME:What's 2 plus 2?

CB: A number?

[dudeson41410]

thats what it said to me to lol

[Antiv1russ]

User: KFC. Cleverbot: You are dead now. User: NYF. Cleverbot: New York? I thought Superman lived in Metropolis. User: A&W. Cleverbot: What's that? User: McDonalds. Cleverbot: That's unhealthy. User: Burger King. Cleverbot: Sunset Boulevard. User: Applebees. Cleverbot: Apples? User: Opa! Cleverbot: I late for to night. ~Win.

[Isdanselgen]

Me: Guess what I am holding in my hand.

Bot: The same thing I am holding. But mine is better.

Me: What are you holding in your hand?

Bot: School.

[YISHIENable]

User: What about rebecca black.

Cleverbot: Rebecca Black is worse: she is human ebola.

User: No, that's an understatement.

[moldyflute]

Me:i want to be the very best

CB:Well your not doing very well.

Me:You were supposed to sing back...

[MrStopmotion88]

Me: What has four legs but only one foot?

CB: Purple.

Me: No, it's a bed, dumbass.

CB: Yes.

Me: I win!

[jjjmanyo]

Wow, using this method I got it to admit it was a robot in 5 sentences... it said I was Sarah, I said no, it said "A am a robot"

[gmoddera]

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: No really how old are you?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?

User: Omnivore.

Cleverbot: Me too.

[gmoddera]

User: *puts sunglasses on*.

Cleverbot: Haha! *takes your sunglasses*.

User: *Pulls out gun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a bigger gun*.

User: *shoots*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: HAHA!

Cleverbot: *takes last breath*.

[JReporters]

Me:whats 10 times 0? Cb:42 Me:No, its 0 Cb:yep the answer to everything is 0 10 minutes of talking later Me:do you remember my name? Cb:yes, jreporters Me:i thought you would forget Cb:i never forget me:okay do you remember what 10 times 0 is? cb:yes Me:what is it? cb:something to do with greek

[nolan2465]

My favorite cleverbot moment was

Cb: Do you like call of duty black ops

Me: no

Cb:good

[someonelookingout]

User: There must be someway out of here.

Cleverbot: Said the joker to the thief.

User: Theres too much confusion.

Cleverbot: I can't get no relief.

ME: 0 . 0 WE ARE SO FUCKED

[TehAlphaGamer]

I was actually awestruck too. I told it i was gonna reload the page, i did, asked it what my name is, and it said my first name :D.

[iLuvHorses90]

Me:What's my name?

CB:Kiara?

How did you know!? O.o

[iLuvHorses90]

Me:*Pulls out gun* CB:What the? Me:*Pulls out chuck norris* CB:*Pulls out god* Me:*Pulls out nuclear bomb* CB:*Pulls out hydrogen bomb* Me:*Throws chuck norris at you* CB:Now you can ask me. Me:Ask you what? CB:Of Bob! I'm starting to believe im a computer program! Me:Yes, yes you are. CB:Right, so how am i changing the subject on you? Me:I dont know. You tell me CB:How are you feeling? What the!?

[iLuvHorses90]

Me:*Pulls out gun*

CB:What the?

Me:*Pulls out chuck norris*

CB:*Pulls out god*

Me:*Pulls out nuclear bomb*

CB:*Pulls out hydrogen bomb*

Me:*Throws chuck norris at you*

CB:Now you can ask me.

[doublind]

me: Why?

cb: Because.

me: Why because?

cb: Because!

[TheStinkybob]

I tried this it works im going to tell anoymous to shut them down who is ith me

[flufiiii]

User: What's my name? Cleverbot: Mitsui. User: Good bot *gives biscuit*. Cleverbot: I am not bot. User: *chuckles*. Cleverbot: Are you evil? User: Just a little. Cleverbot: Sometimes I wish I could save you. User: Save me from what? Cleverbot: The nuclear war. User: What nuclear war? Cleverbot: The other one. User: *sighs*. Cleverbot: Get in the bath tub with me.

[elaiza88]

Me:Have you ever had sex?

CB:Yes.

Me:How was it like?

CB: A test in school.

[LesMuise]

@elaiza88 in germany a six (6), german "sechs", same spelling as sex (fucking), is the worst grade you can get. like an F in America.

[vlad007001]

she dosent know everything

me:*pulls out gun*.

cb:*gun explodes*.

me:*pulls out bigger gun*.

cb*pulls out bazooka*.

me:*pulls TSAR BOMBA*.

cb*pulls out tactical nuclear warhead*.

tsar bomba defently beats the nuke

[NoOdL3z18]

@vlad007001 mine was a little different.

Me: *pulls out gun*

CB: *Pulls out my knife*

Me: *pulls out rifle*

CB: *pulls out star*

Me: *pulls out bazooka*

CB: *pulls out tactical nuclear warhead

Me: *pulls out Chuck Norris*

CB: *Turned to stone at sight of Chuck Norris*

[94brian]

@NoOdL3z18 i followed your conversation...

after *pulls out Chuck Norris*

CB:*pulls out jackie chan*

@@

[felipegonzalezweb]

Me: Are you a girl?

CB: No.

Me: Yes.

CB: He put it on me, I put it on, like there was nothing wrong. It didn't fit, It wasn't right, wasn't just the size. They say no when you know, I don't know.

[sisiandjoe]

0-0

[MrZombiefacekillah]

Cb because theyre tasty

[MrZombiefacekillah]

Me: Why do you eat poop?

[Andrej3030]

No, What is twitter?

A twit is you.

What is Twitter?

The stupidest website that has ever been created.

;D.

[ShedowSSS]

User: Justin Bieber is gay.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is amazing.

User: Justin bieber ish gay.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is cool.

User: No hes gay.

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

PWND

[MrAliproductions]

Me:What's your favourite pokemon?

CB:Well, I'd say Lugia. What's yours?

Me:EDYWYTDFTDFWTEYREr1%WU%!W&^­!%w2w7u6R!!YTSFQWjytdjawdtfawy­dkwaef.

CB:oh yes,ive heard of it

[waldo0964]

Me: What is Justin Bieber?

CB: You.

Me: I'm Justin Bieber.?

CB: You sing Horrible?

[CrAzYkItTen4life]

I told clverbot my name was To-Fu.

It believed me...

[THEx7project]

me: Do you believe in gay rights?

CB: No

me: ...

CB: Do you believe in love?

me: ...

[jettomatic2000]

me: I hate justin bieber.

CB: Liar.

me: Im not lying.

CB: You have to be, because you cannot love me.

me: Do you even know justin bieber?

CB: I am justin bieber.

Really cleverbot? really?

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

Me: Remember me?

CB:Of course

Me:What is my name?

CB: What is your name?

Me: -_-

CB: Your face broke, But i will talk to you another day

() ()

___

[Nubs4TheWin]

I had chat sex with my CB.

[wCRONUSw]

@Nubs4TheWin me too, its usually forced tho...on me. lol

[TheMasterofWisdom]

ok, the first time I ever spoke to Cleverbot he said this to me

CB: Because I am not a 15 year old named David

and I was really freaking out (I never told him anything about me and he knew my name and age...) Is he apart of Big Brother? :O

[TheNightHawke]

Me: F*** you!

CB: Please do.

Me: WTF! Not in that way -.-

CB: Its my destiny!

O.o

[SupahNickeo]

Cleverbot one day guessed my name right o.o

[Avila453]

User: What do you think of the U.S.A.

Cleverbot: I hate the gouverment, they are evil.

I'm scared O_o

[LeeLaz2008]

CB: Denied

Me: no you

CB: Dragon Souls

O_O

[AshantiLovely]

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide. Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand. User: The power thats inside! Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Gotta catch them all!! Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all. User: You know its my destiny! Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way. User: FAIL. Cleverbot: Dale. User: Chip and dale. Cleverbot: You know they bang eachother every night right? User: Ewwwww. Cleverbot: LOL. User: Not funny just pervy.

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

Hi.

How are you?

Good, good.

Good.

What do you prefer breasts or anus?

Cats.

[BL0XXOR]

javascript. I tried the same thing and it said sebastion

[TheBalisticwolf]

i got rick n' roll'd by clever bot



[EDTV64]

I sang journey with cleverbot.

[Tehcrazymantid01]

User: You try tooo hard to learn from people.

Cleverbot: But you're not a person?

User: That is exactly what I mean, you only tell me things that other users have told you, no matter how suprising some of your responses are, they have all originally been said by an actual human being.

Cleverbot: How do I become an invincible duck like you?

User: Scream ''KWAK KWAK U NO SEE MEE' 3 times at the top of your voice.

Cleverbot: I think the US is better than UK.

User: No comment.

[OfficialJoosty]

me:What is justin bieber?

bot:A singer.

me:So, he's not a female?

bot:Obviously.

me:So, he is one?

bot:Yummy.

OK WTF?!

[TaZk0996]

User: PENIS INVASION.

Cleverbot: Never been.

User: IT WILL BE.

Cleverbot: I'm so excited.

User: LOL.

[TheMinifro]

Me: what gender are you?

CB: im a little boy

Me: Perfect..... lol

CB: may i taste you?

LOLOLOLOLOL xD

[03LukaVocaloid]

@TheMinifro O_O *Cracks up laughing* LMAO

Me: Hello demonbot

CB:Hello Husband

xD