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  • "Orgones are the invisible molecules of universal life energy which govern our moods and our actions. Negative orgones are the source of all the problems in the world."

    -"And you believe that?"

    "Well. how do you explain all the problems in the world?"

    -"I mean...I couldn't. There are so many historical and economic factors that--"

    "Exactly. You haven't got a clue."

  • @odinata You spent all that time typing that out and you're never going to be the top comment. You absolute cock.

  • All religions are cults. Just because more people believe it, doesn't make it true or less ...culty.

  • paradoxical but true not the cult(not saying the cult/ conspiricy is not real) just the way that was wrote die and leave this world (coma) then come back, thats when i started to taste the *colours of my dreams and have remote viwed sevral dead relitives i dident belive in anything but all we have been told is all liys so whats right and whats real not the vid to post this but can any one relate to this?

  • who else read the title wrong?

  • *coughworldofwarcraftcough*

  • Jeremy, you silly cult.

  • Jeremy in a cult...Well it does have a ring to it

  • I read The Scandal of Scientology. That stuff is creepy, man

  • I think this pertains to all religions

  • *sigh* i wish I could use David Mitchell's enchanted coracle...

  • the bit where he says 'that got a bit of a ring to it' about 'jeremy in a cult' has been missed off. When it says it got a bit of a ring to it, it that because it sounds similar to 'Jeremy is a c*nt' and he doesn't like Jeremy that much? I've never really got why he says it got a bit of a ring to it.

  • @scrumpyJ5 because it makes sense, as jez is an idiot and idiots are generally in cults?

  • @scrumpyJ5 Think you're looking into it too much. I think it's just because Jeremy, obviously, is a super crazy son of a gun, so Mark's like yeah Jeremy in a cult, why the hell not.

  • I wish I could find the clip of Jeremy being audited. I can only vaguely remember it but I remember him breaking down and crying. It was hilarious.

  • "pump up the orgonometer and bring on module 2!"

  • I pressed 1 and discovered where I belong...

  • I fucking hate scientology! Props to Peep Show for standing up to it :)

  • @Conceptskatemedia Well, they don't really because they don't it Scientology. But I suppose taking on Scientology is almost as risky as taking on Islam

  • Ask yourself where do women belong? Then press 1

  • @Songremixer123 haha hilarious :)

  • @Songremixer123 haha, i like it!

  • @Songremixer123 Heheheh

  • biology and religious cults? Not all human are created biologically the same ; )

  • Fucking classic"400 quid for a book"

  • bwahahaha I love it!

  • 0:01

  • the greatest trick the devil ever pulled????

    making people think he didnt exist.

  • @redderstheamazing lmfao yes true and god's greatest trick making millions of people fight and kill each other just because he doesn't know how to show him self

  • haha their accent remind me of wallece and gromit

  • Orgones - Midichlorians?

  • Jared :)

  • Are you going to try and deprogramme me?

  • This isn't just lampooning Scientology, it's also attacking "orgone technologies" that are for sale across the internet. There's load on youtube about them. HEALTH FOR ALL EH?

  • I'd rather be a scientologist than believe the bible like a gullible fucktard.

    Actually, what am I saying? All religions are followed by gullible fucktards.

  • @peteyg1 In contrast, the bible is a hell lot more believable than the scientologies creation story, and that's coming from an atheist.

  • @Asiancomedian Nah they are both hugely unbelievable, it's just that scientology is new so we aren't used to it.

  • @Asiancomedian no its not

  • Oh dear. I saw a Scientology advert on a website the other day. D:

  • @stonemonkey999

    Scientology already had their ad campaigns rejected by TV...the internet is the only place left for them, ironically the place from which it has received most criticism.

  • "feel free to use my enchanted coracle"  LOLOLOLOL

  • Sounds a lot like urm.. What was that cult which sounded a lot like this? Hrm... Oh yes! Scientology!

  • I thought I could watch the whole episode here.. zzz

  • Remember kids, Scientology's for cunts.

  • Scientology does not give therapy; its auditing sessions consist of standard hypnosis techniques with the names changed. It is an absurd scam.

  • Those are the guys form the MAC vs PC right? :d

  • I looked into to scientology once.

    Using therapy to get past deeply rooted psychological problems seemed reasonable...until they started talking about how these past memories were caused by aliens from the planet zarrgg (or wherever) and how one day they would all go back to their home world to fight a monster volcano that rules the universe.

    Lmao! I think Hubbard took early criticism badly and just went completely nuts. It's not surprising sci-fi gets a bad rap these days!

  • excactly, you haven't got a clue. XD

  • let me just sum up all religions in 2 words

    its bullshit

    you give me one shred of evidence that supports that there is a white bearded man sitting on a cloud somewhere watching us, and i will grovel at his feet

  • jeez isnt there anything on tv tht isnt govrnmment properganda (sigh)

  • and fyi it was 1908 im confuzled

  • has it ever been proved that the explosion in sibera in 1911 was an astoroid??? i always thought people still dont know.... am i missing somthing??

  • The dude under me is such a Twat :)

  • No, he's actually spot on. Why believe a fictious book like the bible and not a cult. They are both man made.

  • @rockboy310 dude great comment...never thought of just insulting someone like that

  • It's so unfair how mainstream religion labels smaller less known beliefs as cults, which makes them sound silly. When in reality all religions are stupid as each other. How is believing in orgones any more foolish than believing in a woman turning into a pillar of salt for turning around to look at a city being demolished by an all powerful being?

  • @PPX14 People like to see only the obvious discrepancies there. i.e. Scientology *makes* you give them money whereas Christianity and that only *asks* you to - Nicer. Scientology started very recently whereas Christianity and that started so far in the past that there's very little written records - Easier to believe when something can't be proven or disproven with records. If Scientology didn't demand money and had started a couple thousand years ago, it'd be considered legit today.

  • @thewickedfae Scientology may be slightly more believable if it wasn't founded by a man who is quoted to have said "the only way to control people is to lie to them" "If someone has control over you then they are lying to you" "Organised religion seeks to control therefore must be lying". This was his firm belief, so how anyone can think for one minute he is sincere about this scientology stuff is beyond me.

  • @thewickedfae Yes, but Christianity asks for money, Scientology demands money so that you can become a higher rank in the "church" whereas in Christianity you would do this by helping and studying. And the fact the founder is an ex Sci Fi writer doesn't help its case.

  • @tehsuperpotato I'm really not sure why people are trying to explain to me why Scientology is unbelievable. I know it is. My point was only that religions established long, long ago with just as weird beliefs have become mainstream because people have gotten used to them being around. I was saying that if Scientology didn't demand money and had been established ages ago, people would be accepting of it now. Christianity, at its founding, was mocked heavily. People practiced it in secret.

  • @tehsuperpotato I mean, evil alien overlord/aliens tossing humans into volcanoes/being possessed by ghosts - or - a god who impregnates a human so she can give birth to a human version of himself/a flood that drowns the entire earth and one man saves every single animal in a big boat/we're all descended from just two people... Both were started by one man. One claimed to be the son of god and we're not really sure he existed. You choose your weird belief system. This is what I'm getting at.

  • @thewickedfae ... Except there is empirical evidence that He did exist...

  • @RogueZed What empirical evidence would this be?

  • @RogueZed Saying shit like that is as ignorant as looking up at the sky, outside, and saying "I see a ceiling blocking it". Like seriously, WHAT FUCKING EVIDENCE? It has to be UNDISPUTED evidence. It has to be accepted by 99% of scientists, and the arguments for god's existence must pass the scrutiny of logic professors.

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  • @mostliberal Roman records my ignorant friend. Roman records. Maybe you should check them out sometime? For there is documented written evidence that a man by the name of Jeshua [Jesus] Barjoseph did indeed exist. And within the same document, it has a record of his lineage. This lineage matches up with The Bible. It was this evidence of which I spoke. Evidence that does not need to pass the "scrutiny of logic professors." Also, it is the job of philosophers to ascertain the existence of God.

  • @RogueZed

    This document with the lineage of Jesus... does it match Matthew 1:1–17 or Luke 3:23–28?

    I only ask because they are very, very different...

  • @mostliberal And you cannot claim 100% that God does not exist when philosophers have argued for centuries over His existence, and they have not yet reached a formal conclusion. So I do not claim 100% that He does exist, I merely express the view that I believe 100% that He does.

  • @RogueZed Belief based on faith and "empirical evidence" have NOTHING to do with each other. You said that there's empirical evidence for his existence, yet only uneducated loonies make and accept that claim.

  • @mostliberal Uneducated loonies...? So not myself then. You sir, are an imbecile. The empirical evidence of which I spoke was that of the man called Jesus Barjoseph, and his existence. At no point did I say that there was empirical evidence for the existence of God. Now go and do something which doesn't involve insulting other peoples' right to believe what they wish. And my wish is to believe in Jesus as the Son of God, yours is not. Simple, as. Now leave it be.

  • @RogueZed

    Well, there is no empirical evidence for a deity of any sort..

    Believe what you want, just don't get belief confused with empiric fact.

  • @BelfastAtheist ...? Please read through carefully my other comments. I was arguing that there was empirical evidence that a man named Jesus Barjoseph [aka Christ] existed. It was a rebuttal to someones claim that there's no evidence for his existence when there is. At no point did I mention that there is empirical evidence for a deity. Gosh.

  • @thewickedfae You're the first person to tell it like it is! Those aren't the biggest problems with scientology though. They have a massive network of thousands of members who will frame and incriminate any deserting members, or legislators who oppose them (it's been done, more than once). There was even a massive scandal in the late 70s when thousands of members stole tons of government documents with evidence about scientology's dirty deeds.

  • @PPX14 difference is, that while mainstream religions have books full of fantasies, these are interpreted as metaphors; while cults only want you to believe these fantasies as facts that actually happened, i.e., want to make you a blind dogmatic person

  • @PPX14 Because you should never have to pay for the answers.

  • Scientology anyone?

  • which s/e is this?

  • Last episode of series 5.

  • classic stuff,,love it

  • Solomon Hunt = L Ron Hubbard, the charaltan, thief, fantasist and paranoid schizophrenic who founded Scientology

  • what game were they playing?

  • World of Warcraft

  • Scientology is bull shit

  • Yeah its about $cientology. Watch the youtube video called "The Unfunny Truth About $cientology" But they use an S instead of $.

    Or watch these two vids

    watch?v=UnUbdAw9V4Y

    watch?v=rCGP-0545EU

    Especially watch that first vid. And search for YouFoundTheCard and WhyAreTheDead. The first site is com and the second info

  • Islam is a silly cult

  • Every 'Religion' is a silly cult

  • except scientology

    thats a real religion of god

  • Sadly like most bullshit,.. oops I mean religions, it starts as a cult then developes into a religion based on how good they can manipulate people using fear mechanics or simply by killing off people who dont believe in shit (dark ages, inquisition) ;)

    Anyway good show XD

  • keep your stupid religious rants off the comedy vids you sad fuck, no one cares and the last person any one is going to listen too is a freak on you tube.

    PEEP SHOW IS A CONSTANTLY FUNNY SHOW, I LOVE IT

  • you sad sad little man

  • "Best 400 quid i've ever spent! Plus you get a free book.."

  • *coughScientologycough*

  • @HankJwimbleton876 Or any other religion...

  • I love the fact that Jez is nicely dressed then goes & puts his old army jacket on....

  • well, how do you explain all the problems in the world?

  • This reminds me of religion, such ignorant nonsense.

  • feel free to use my enchanted coricle

  • That was a euphemism if ever i heard one :P

  • yee man!

  • "religion-just another way to exploit people's ignorance"

  • ..Yup, a nice pisstake of Scientology; but also a nice general undressing of all the big mythologies (Christianity, etc.,).

  • ..thought it was the mormons they were having a dig at.?! ..whoever it is, still brill tho!!

  • The guy on the ebd is Jim Howick. He's in the Kevin Bishop show etc. They are playing "Fantasy WarCraft." But this cuts out the best line.

    "Dont go over there, its a trap! Those trees are not real trees!"

  • THEY ARE NOT REAL TREES!!

  • I know he's in Horrible Histories but who plays the guy sitting on the bed?

  • I love the way Super Hans try to convice Jez that is not a cult...and love the way Mark contradicts him too.

  • what game are they playing?

  • bloody advert!

  • Orgones were a real concept at one point, albeit a highly pseudo-scientific and later discredited concept.

  • Correct... Wilhelm Reich was the man, he started out as a psychoanalyst and studied under Freud, he developed boxes called Orgone Accumulators that charged up your orgones and were said to increase well-being and decrease chances of things like cancer, interesting man

  • Yah, the Beat Generation writers were well into it as well. Kerouac and Burroughs and stuff like that. I know Burroughs personally owned one those boxes, it's mentioned in On The Road.

  • Ha ha ha! Lovely critique of Scientology.

  • lmao i love the way he says "Orgones?". The look on his face and the tone of his voice are brilliant.

  • My money is totally on David Mitchell being a closet MMOer ;)

  • mmoer?

  • Nah I bet strategy games are more his thing.

  • Scientology....

  • He's joined the chuch of Scientology.

  • funniest thing on televison

  • Exactly. You haven't got a clue.

    I'm not your guy fwend!

  • I'm getting it ! All 5 series for 15 quid from Amazon. What a bargain!

  • I sooo want this box set ;D

    xxxxxxxxxx

  • Feel free to use my enchanted chorical.

  • hahah You Orgoan

  • Exactly, you haven't got a clue.

    Haha

  • r they playing WoW? lol

  • lol, world of warcraft =D

  • Fucking love this show. It's scandalously under rated.

  • I know! Why are there so few views?!

  • Scientology!

  • I was thinking the exact same thing!

    Fucki'n morons!

  • exactly what i was thinking :~)

  • And me! they were totally ripping the piss out of Scientology! XD

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