Coming of Age - DK's Raps - Series 1

[SuperNany1010]

BALAMORY



[UltimateDeadDevil]

BALAMORY

[cherrrellle]

I was soo in love with DK :D

[JessLamb2k11]

hahahaha DK is fuckin epic!

[KatieXxJayne]

yo yo yo mr k's in the house!

[TheFatAmericans1]

Unfunny shit.

[bethbieberrr]

balamory.

[MrConnorXD]

0:54 best rap ever

[SuperNooneishere]

yo yo ladies dks in the house, wicky wicky waa waa braap, listen up guys who arent good with the girls, to win her heart you need to buy her pearls, maybe cuddle up and rub her tum, and then maybe you can do her up the bum, balamory

[pria330]

yo yo yo mr rh's in da house wicky wicky waa waa braap im looking u up i aint seen nothing finer, looking at ur ass and those panty liners, i got my love gun to lock and load, wen you see how big it is ull go overboard, so when i stick it in ur vagina, ill bang u from wales all the way to china balamory!

[TheTUBBER007]

The best bit has to be the balamorie!!!

[L33HutchyBhoy54]

zach skinner i know ye dont like dugs but yer no complaining when rosies sucking your nuts when its all said and done nd yer lying on tht floor screamming to the lords "i love gay porn" BALAMORY!

[Meliafriendsfan123]

Best bit is the Dancing he does with each rap <33 DK xx

[channysocute]

Wellnow we know his dick is 2 inches longer than his tounge!

[shadowrider451]

Yo yo yo Mr R is in da house wicki wicki wa wa rap ohhhh listen up bitches if u wanna get laid I kno the tricks of the trade I got a 10 inch dick and a blow job kit while I'm comin round ur house to shag ur sisters mouse TELETUBBIES

[TheLAClarke]

Yoyoo ladies mr C's in the house, wiki wiki wawa braap oh, Listen up bitches who are feeling down, mr C's got a way of getting rid of your frown, come over here and strip infront of my eyes and in return i'll show you my 10 inch surprise, i know you think im cool and buff so come over here and ill lick ya muff, BALAMORY!!!

[NXTgenNINJA]

yo yo yo Mr T's da house. hey sugar a babe like u must have a bra with room 4 two. thers not much 2 kno bout me huny, but u can bounce on me like the easter bunny. yo sexy i kno u called me fine, on ur choclate covered body id like to dine. ive got a lollie 4 yall to lick so y dont u suck on my dick. Balamory!!!

[YouveBeenKicked]

@NXTgenNINJA Yo yo yo YBKayes in the house wiki wiki wa wa brap,

Ill give it up to you that you had tried but your rhymes so off beat that i almost cried

I dunno what to make of your Shit skill but ano your mums pussy is something id like to fill

Looks like ive gone dark on my 3rd line but fuck i cant help it your mums that fine,

Id enter her back doors and they destroy her front and when im finished im goin for your sisters cunt Balamory!!!

[EpicFailZz1999]

Bumta Bumta Bumta Bumta Hey babe a bloater like u must have knickers with room 4 2 so ditch the cake and take the plunge and lick the cream off my love sponge u know u wanna take me u know i drive u crazy take me take me take me take me take me honey ill give u money balamory ;)

[CameronDaGangster]

yo yoyo dinky cj is in the house wikki wikki waa waa braap oh im dinky cj ive got an 8 inch wooden cock and looks like the wood peckers are already doing the pecking for the ladies BALAMORY11

[1235bmx]

yo yo yo mr t is in da house wiki wike wa wa braap u ma think his a fag but sex every day dont make u a slag u ma think im wity and shy but come back 2 my place ill get u hi it dont mater if u got cack because every day ill fill ur crack tele tubbie

[adamdd09]

betwenn series 1 to 3 they look so different

[166idontcare]

yo yo ladies mr k is in the house, wiki wiki wa wa brrrap, oh, listen ladies don't try n be cool, learn your lesson and stay in school, after school i gave this girl a treat, and let her suckle on ma twelve inch man meat, searchin everywhere to find her hole, through the lady garden found a pole! The girl who i thought was hot like dynamite, turned out to be a teen transvestite, in a rage robbed a bank and took the loot, and spent it all on a prostitute, BALAMORY!

[puregold120]

yo yo ladies mr p is in the house wiki wiki wawa brapp, oh im mr p and your girls are fit, with your big round ass and nice firm tits, of course im not gay dont be absurd, doing a man where he lays a turd, so ladies if you wanna have fun, just bend over and let me take you up the bum Balmory

[SuperButterbabe]

yo yo ladies mr k is in the house wiki wiki wa wa braa- oh i'm mr k, i'm suave and i'm slick, got my trainers and my ten inch dick

don't get me wrong, i'm not a hussy but i'll sit on ur face and lick ur pussy !

BALAMORY <3

[lalabobjimbenbowen]

they looked soo different

[UberNoobJB]

when are you posting series 3

[ixmw2killcamsxi]

yo yo ladies mr k's in the house wiki wiki waaa waaa braaaa !!!! ohhh you wanna know how do make this relationship last all you need to do is bend over once a week and take it up theee arse , my Favorite singer is cascarder and all you ask me IS TO SHAG YOU HARDER ~~~~~~~~~~~~ BALAMORY :)

[BailLia07F]

2 pinds of lager and a packet of crisps :D

[MiniCRoniiCz]

Lol

[Meister1ish]

What a cunt.

[coolster386]

BALLAMORY!!!

[killerguy678]

yo yo yo MR k's in da house

wiki wiki waa waa brrrrrrrrraaaaap

im mr k and im suave and fit

i got a sexy body and 12 inch dick

so if you want to see it all

and me to make ya drool

theres only 1 rule

get in bed and let me put it in your head

BALAMORY!!

[louisrules12]

my rap , yo yo yo mr ks in da house wikka wikka wa wa braaap

listen up emos dont slit ur wrists cause dks in town and he aint taken no piss

if u wanna bleed from head to toe then this is what u need to know

its not about how hard u cut it aldepnds if u take it up the but

BALAMORY!!!!!

[raxxgamers]

Yo yo ladies mr k is in da house wiki wiki wa wa braaaap oh listen up

Ladies just suck my cock all u have 2 do is gimme a fock gimme 1 hour n I'll cum after that I'll stick my cock up ur bum

[mscartman22]

uns-er uns-er uns-er with a remix

[FabledForges]

Yoyo ladies Mr J's in tha house, wicky bicky waa waa braap! Oh, I know what you thinking, laid on the bed, I ask for sex and you nod your head. Don't be 'fraid, though it won't be quick, I mean all you gotta do is suck my dick. And when your done, there's still more! Cos I'm gonna pound you through the fucking floor! BALAMORY!

[MrHawksey]

yoyoyoyo ladies mr H in da house wocky wicky waa waa brap im the coolest of this job, so yanno u wanna sit on my nob ,go back to my place in my room ,when im nearly done with u i will finsh u of with a boom

BALAMORY!!!!!

[jordanburt]

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen on television.

[peaceraper]

yoyoyo harribo is in da house wiki wiki wawa brapp, look at me am a total G, come over here and you can sit on my knee, if you ask me nice, i'll give you some spice, i'll give you somthing better than curry and rice, it's ten inch long, and it hits you likea gong, so come girl strip down to your thong. Balamory!!!!

[saxsis4]

wikki wikki wa wa braap! im MR k and im in da house so girls no need to be understated i can get u a guy whos not deflated just take a tip from me and sit on my knobe while u drink your tea ballamory! my rap nothing special really

[mscartman22]

bunter bunter bunter bunter

[stevoeff2k8]

ahahahahahahahaa fukin classs lol dk shood rule the fckin world wae raps like tht loooooool

[hackerthegypsi]

this is my rap i made: yo yo ladies mr h's in da house wicky wicky wawa braappp OH, alright girls im cool and fit but all i want to do is touch your tit, will go out proberly once, next time ill lick your sponge, just come on baby please dont sob, maybe ill let you suck on my nob.

BALAMORY!!!!!!!

BALAMORY

[cHaVyGaL1471]

i luv it

[skateboard4zero]

I forgot how much diffrent they looked in series 1 compare to series 3 :L

[xHelenaHerex]

yo yo yo mr k is in the house, wiki wiki wawa braaaap!

[kamon6996]

the raps in the 1st are way better than in the 2nd...

[InoBabe266]

@HoodStarHD I'd do that to him any day! But he ain't 17 he is 22 lol

[JoshH37591]

BALAMORY!

[coolster386]

lol much funnier

[BumFaceStonner]

I LOVE DK

[ROSSERE96]

:L

[0300gorgous]

NEW SERIES TONIGHT AT 10:30PM YEEESSSSSS

[TheOneAndOnlyEmmo666]

Love DK's raps. there so random. love the constant sex innuendo. hilarious. Balamory. it's a shame no one in the series wants him. i'll have him.

[TheOneAndOnlyEmmo666]

poor DK, does anyone know where i can watch all the episodes for free?

[HoodStarHD]

yo yo ladies, Mr K's in da house, wiki wiki wa wa braaaaaaap! im a sweet 17 year old begging for sex, but its one of those things in life that ill never get, so just do me a favour and please suck my dick, i can be smart at times but mostly im thick, the day i kissed you will never forget, i was hoping that would be the day i made you sweat. BALAMORY!

[TheOneAndOnlyEmmo666]

@HoodStarHD brillaint rap. love to hear DK rapping it.

[cheekymonkey2cute]

lol at the end......That waz shite!!

[eptonsi]

Well, boys and girls, you think ya can rap

But here's a goth, who can show you you're crap

Cos I bin rhyming since before my goth days

And my power with words ain' lost its way

So listen up here if ya wanna learn

This is a skill thatchu gotta earn

Cos when ya tryin' to rap, and look like a twat

It's me who picks it up, so come and try. BRAP!

[danieljeden1]

yo yo yo ladies! Mr E's in da house wiki, wiki, wa, wa brup OH! listen up all the ladies who want to get laid your fanny is wet like cheeryade so if u want to come back to my place u can sit on my face AnD lEt Me TaKe U uP tHe AcE. BALAMORY!!!

oh by the way when i say ace in the rap it is meant to mean ass but i put ace because it sounds better but also they are meant to say the same thing.

[georgiaA591]

Mic check, Mic check wid a one's and a two's

Im feeling so bored so i need some booze

We could play scrabble while im feeling so high

But Dk's in town and he knows ya shy

So take a tip from me girl if ya want some fun

Just bend over once a week and take it up the bum

BALAMORY!!

by the way im a girl and this proves GIRLS CAN RAP!!

[bigman221333]

this veido is crazy

[apeman246]

my lil rap...

yo yo yo apeman's in the house, wiki wiki waa waa brapp! OH!

listen up youtuber's, this is quick its guna happen fast,

make no mistake i might try and slip it up your arse,

im not tryin to be slick im not tryin to be sly, go on luv lets see your cream pie,

so girl once we've gone on the eurotunnel,

surely your let me do ya up the rusty dung funnel!

BALAMORY!

[ShivDes789]

Anyone else think DK looks like Pro Green?

[RhysThaGingeXD]

heres Myne: Yo Yo Yo Bitches Lil Ginge In The House Wiki Wiki Wa Wa Braap, oh Might Dick Is And Increbly Hard When I Shag You Can See The Lard Im No Gangster Fucking Hell When We Shag You Probarly tell When You Tell il Laugh Then ill Tell The Bois That I Lick Yo Maff Balamory! I But Maff Than Muff It Makes No sence XD

[TaYZoNdAyLove]

Yo yo yo Mr. J's in da house,

Wiki wiki wa wa brap, oh.

Come with me, i'll show you round,

Bed sounds better, bed sounds sound.

I need to take your bags coz my mum is fussy,

All I wanna do is come in you pussy.

I'm a modern day girl so don't be rude,

That's right baby, lets go f*ck nude.

Balamory!?!

(Note: I'm not normally rude and I created this off the top of my head... O:)

[bullseye93412]

Yo yo yo Ry-Sta's in the house wiki wiki waa waa braap oohhh i'm mista r and I'm good at rappin take ya so long girls be sappin and to the young girls probably cute come and take a suck on ma love fruit and people who think girls are good a rappin maybe deserve a big slapping cos thyre raps are always tippy and should only be wrapping chips in a chippy RYANORI

[EmilyEmmy223]

yo yo yo Missing E's in da house wicky wicky waa waa braap.

oh i'm here to slap i'm here to tap i'm here to show u girl's can rap.

what ya thinking Dissing Dk we all know u have a VG

so cut the act yeah bring it back drop the crack stop bein slack

BALAMORY!!!!

[TheSuperdupermofo]

I SAW HIM TWO DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!!

[CraigPa7b]

@TheSuperdupermofo bullshit

[leoparde99]

He could sure cheer you up anytime ;DD

[bayi159357]

I love DK :)

[tgrwp42j12]

Take me take me take me take me

Take me hunny ill give u money!!

balamory

*kicks in nuts*

Ouch XD

[xxSkeamzzzz]

BALAMORY!! XD

[musicvidabc]

Yo yo ladies mr k's in da house wiki wiki wow wow brapp, come over here biatch so that we can fuck , I'll get the rite ingredients out of ma recipe book , if you do it rite gal I'll grab ma nob, take it out ya vadge and into ya gob , now y'all may think ma rapping ent rite , but listen to yours it's proper shite , listen to me wine on you must think I'm dum , but the most important thing is wot goes into ya bum BALAMORY!

[tgrwp42j12]

@musicvidabc ROFL

[DKTandy]

LEGEND!!

[burnleyboy666]

wiki wiki wa wa mr. grays in da house....

listen bitches i do this 4 fun

so go ahead bend over let me in yo bum

you can try 2 resist me but its hopeless

ill penetrate you as fast as a ford focus

BALAMORY

[Tinselized]

Wiki Wiki Wa Wa Braaaaaaaaap! xD

[SuperConnor2001]

heres mine and my mates rap: (its about my village aha)

yo yo ladis Mr.K's in the house. Wikky wikky waa waa braaap! Oh! i went to co-op cos i hurt my back, and you know that my dick is big and black,

and i went to the chippy cos i felt a bit nippy and i went to the pit to suck on your tits,

and i went to netto, cos it is my ghetto and take my word i shagged that bird.

BALAMORY!

[gangstaYnR]

BALAMORY!!!!

[gangstaYnR]

BALAMORY!

[Supermarketsweep3266]

My god I love Dk's Raps :)

[enirehtac321]

YO YO LADIES;) haaaa Funnie Shit Aother Oe Please..

[thecrunkpunkable]

i know that off by heart!!!!

[02kitty20]

absolute legend haha luv u DK =]

[badasslazergun]

dk is the best you are my idol

[gk34786]

Wiki Wiki Wa Wa Braaaaap,

Listen Up Biches Iv Traveld So Far,

Paul`s In Town He Wants To Take Off Ur Bra,

Im Smooth Im Sexy Im Uncommonly Cute,

So How About Playin A Love Tune On My Flute,

Iv Got A Range Of Techniques At My Disposal,

So Why Not Accept My Indecent Proposal,

Coz This Comic Relief Fun Night Could Be Eaven More Fun,

If U Let Me Stick My Willy Up Ur Bum,

Balamory.

[Dimplechimp93]

HAHAHA DK RULES!!!!!!!!

[MissCookiiez]

There needs to be a series 3!!

[TheStonezy]

yo yo ladies mr k in da house wiki wiki wa wa bruv oh,

All the slags they are so gay all they like doin is shagin in the hay,

They thought they was doin a gal put they just found out they were doin there pal BLAAMORY!

[tgrwp42j12]

WOOT GO DK!

[Amadisi]

mp3iifffy is the best site to get this mp3. google mp3iifffy.

[GregoryJohnson99]

mp3iiiiify is the best site to get this mp3. google mp3iiiiify.

[19jojo93]

What episode was the last rap from ?

[tailzz1993]

@19jojo93 it was a two pints comic relief special

[jjwarren1000]

i think these are great but whos watch dks suicide jump it is so funny but it needs to be better

[fez77zef]

dk is a fucking legend

[rand0m0]

heres a rap of my own: yoyoyo ladies isaac's in da house, wicky bicky waa waa braap!!! alright little chickies i know what to do, come in my house and take off your shoes, lets go upstairs and sit on the bed, u know im thinking and ur shaking ur head, but just calm down and ill do the job, plz relax babe and sit on my nob, BALAMORY!

[fez77zef]

thats actually quite good

[MrsSexiBeast]

@rand0m0 hahaaa thats funny x

[EdibleCrayoons]

@rand0m0 HAHA. Am in love. Lol.

[Highflyer615]

@rand0m0 loving it m8 lovin it =)

[bonesethero]

@rand0m0 LOL IMA USE THAT BUT CHANGE THE ISAAC TO R-T LOL

[rand0m0]

@bonesethero lol thank you lol, i never knew this would get so many likes xD

[bonesethero]

@rand0m0 ur welcome lol xD

[TheJokezer]

@rand0m0 ur rap is sick lol

[tgrwp42j12]

@rand0m0 epic

[FunFactor99]

@rand0m0 madee me laughh

[childog123]

@rand0m0 respect!!!!!!

[Baaaaggy1996]

mintt

[nflrulz]

"Monster Love Gurkin!"

[o0matthowarth0o]

series 1is shite compared to 2

[rand0m0]

nah series 1 is better

[xPVRz]

@o0matthowarth0o Not raps mate

[thejbloverx]

@o0matthowarth0o I agree

[missskatinchik]

@o0matthowarth0o oops soz i put thumbs doen but i mean thumbs up :D

[ThisBeMyAcount]

@o0matthowarth0o Series one was much more Funnier

[CarletonJohnson]

Omg i love coming of age and 2 pints ! cant wait for last episode tonight!

[jam619ie]

@bigboobkatie he said it coz she said that was shite at the end...

[Micromini456]

Jolly Grean Griant HAHA !!!! LMAO !!

[bigboobkatie]

well if uu fink its ''shite'' why uu listeninn to it then :s commen sense!

[deanmatthews86]

lmao ur channels shit, ur like obsessed with horseporn

[LRMMcDonnell]

why does he say balamory at the end?

[cargochaos]

"That was shite" lmao

[sophieu121]

how dare you say that :@ :@ :@

[cargochaos]

@sophieu121 i was quoting what someone said in the video, hence the quotation marks

[FhuckCrimeBlessGrime]

Brilliant !