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  • This is appalling

  • Wow it must have been exausting living in that house.

    Living every minute of each day as though you're in front of a movie camera.

    Everything had to be perfect in Joan's warped little world.

  • Keep clicking the 7 button :)

  • BRING ME THE AXE!

  • too many repeated scenes....makes it boring.

  • @kindstranger777 that's what makes it a "Vs.", you edit it the way you want. I think it's hilarious. If you don't you probably shouldn't watch Mommie Dearest, that movie is gold.

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  • Tina needs a hammer in her cunt.

  • this video does not et enough credit

  • This is APPALLING! *goes back to Joan banging Christina's head against the floor*

  • This video montage & concept was created by me at Splash bar in NYC back in the late 1990s.... this was slightly re-edited by someone else, but the main content is still intact... not sure if it is being credited properly, but just thought it should be noted.... for more info, go Facebook - Reedmcgowanfanpage

  • I have done my reseach. Just wach "Biography" on Crawford and you'll see the twins denying the abuse.I also have read books from people who were there and they stated the same thing, have also seen interviews. It always easy to believe the negative when it's written by someone's child and it's only HER side of the story. She waited for JC to die before writing the book. At least Bette Davis' daughter had the guts to write it while Davis was still alive and could defend herself. Reseach done.

  • @OZIAN1956 Everytime I see a Pro-Joan. Anti-Christina, I laugh because you can research all you want and still have know idea what went on in their family lives. Because Christina said so? Because Cynthia or Cathy said no? Christina was 8 yrs old when Joan adopted the twins at the age of 10 (which made the twins 2 yrs) she was sent away to school then to a cathlic boarding school until she graduated. Christopher shared her room until that age and backs Christina. You will never know the truth.

  • I find this vid very funnly also but why Does everyone takes Mommie Dearest to heart. The fact is that Christina was a spoiled child who was jealous of her mother's beauty and fame. Funny how Christina never mentioned the twins that J.C also adopted who to this day claims nothing ever happened in that house that Christina wrote about. Also, J.C left nothing to her in her will...why? Seems like a "I'll get back at her book" to me and many others. Let's finally let J.C. rest in peace.

  • @OZIAN1956 She successfully contested the will so there fore didn't need the money. Please answer, how in the world would you know that Christina was spoiled? That she was jealous of her mother's beauty and fame? About those twins they were only 2 when Christina went away to school and then went to boarding school until she graduated. Do you believe that if one child is abused in a family all are?  I can tell you for a fact that usually one or two. I don't know the truth and neither do u.

  • lol I love Joan Crawford as an actress but I don't care who you are that is funny!!!!! Everything was perfectly in place lol. I don't think it could have been done any better. lol This video has cracked my whole family up lol. Thank you for the great laugh.

    Ginger

  • What a horrible woman! I watch "Mommie Dearest" and I laugh so hard, I cry. I have no idea why Ms. Dunaway refuses to discuss this film. She is at her pinnacle best! Oh I just Love it!

  • @kevnrusswichita

    Maybe the critics were mean to her but who knows?

  • The majority of the editing was copied from the orinal made by Reed McGowan

  • Joan Crawford went to hell for what she did to those children.

  • @MsWho132

    They had it comin'

  • @MsWho132 lol nooo she didnt. Joan Crawford was not a great mother because her 2 children were spoiled little brats!!!!!! she was an amazing woman on the other hand...do your research please!!

  • @wannabeangel83 You have no idea what type of women Joan was because you didn't know her. I'll give you this she made at least one amazing movie (Mildred Pierce). Her childeren were spoiled brats? How on earth could you know, after all you never meet them. I just don't like when people say what they think instead of what they know. I admit I never meet either and there fore don't know the truth, shall we leave it at that?

  • i always see faye dunaway as joan crawford. i actually think f.d. as joan crawford is a more dynamic diva than the thick brow-ed dame herself. prettier too.

  • SO GLAD this is back up on You Tube!

  • i love this.. bad sad that thati i do .. and 555 people do as well lol

  • I can't get enough of this!!!!

  • This is AMAZING.

  • Brilliant remix!

  • I scrubbed the bathroom floor for my Mommie Dearest today.

  • Why does it say "molested" in your description? You should word that differently...

  • what a shame its so awful quality. And for the record, I think she adopted a little bitch.

  • @ravenwhitechapel And this opinion is based on.....?

  • this is awesome !

  • lmao! fucking amazing

  • AWSOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • AWSOME EDITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

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  • I love the way they repeat the scene where she is about to choke Tina and then orders "bring me the ax" Watch how she smokes the cig.. Hilarious...

  • BRILLIANTLY DONE

  • THE FUNNEST CIP ON YOUTUBE..

  • "Becuase i am . . .not one of your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"

  • HAHA! wow, the "fans" part had to exhaust her! lol

  • I think your over acting miss crawford .... and I think youre UNDER acting!

  • maldito imbicil tanto te gusta el maltrato!! tengo ke agwantar todo esa chof per sentir da music

  • I <3 U Danny Morris!

  • I do believe Faye went crazy playing Joan. The director obviously had no desire to reign in the performance. He let her overact her career into the toilet.

    Anyway....this video is a classic. Arguably the first viral video sensation, pre-You Tube. It would make the rounds of all the clubs back in the 90's.

  • And now my life is complete.......

  • When you polish the floors you must move the tree...

  • This has to be one of the best clips ever!!!!  I love you Mommy Dearest....

  • hit the number 2 button over and over!!!

  • @NJKB1981 now thats funny stuff..... I think I love this video even more now.....

  • Great! Saw this at Side Tracks in Chicago.

  • @osomartinez that is one of the most amazing bars ive seen! granted, im used to castro bars the size of shoe boxes in san francisco, but its still such a great place!

  • Great movie! If you can't do something right, don't do it at all!

  • I'd love for Joan to watch all these great editing jobs and videos of her. And watch "Mommie Dearest" from beginning to end.

  • When i taught you to call me that... i wanted you to mean it.

  • @Scotty, actually the word "Molested" isn't used as a description the same way it is here in the U.S.; other countries use the word to describe someone being "continuously harassed, tormenting, continued personal attacks, etc."

  • barbara PLEASE!!!

  • lmaooooooooooooo

  • I FUCKING LOVE THIS !!!!!!!:):):):):):,AND I'M ONE OF THOSE STRANGERS ON THE STREET!!!!!!!!!, ONE GUILTY PLEASURES,ONE OF MY CULT CLASSICS,AND PLEASE DON'T FIND MY COMMENT APPAULING,AND I'M NOT FUCKING WITH YOU FELLAS,XOXOXO,LOVED SINE I FIRST SEEN IT ON CABLE, AND THEN THE REMIX AT SPLASH,COME ON BOYS, YOU WERE THERE, I SAW YOU,AND YOU LAUGH YOUR ASES OFF TO!!,LOLOL!!

  • I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING MS. CRAWFORD!!!

  • This is the funniest video EVER... I first saw it at Boubon Pub. And I still love it the same.

  • 1:26 made me laugh so hard!!!!!!!!!

  • ROFLLLLL!! youtube poop status

  • omg when she's walking down the stairs, and the music starts - SCARY.

  • I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • LET"S GO!

  • "Because I am not... one of your FAAaaAAaaaAAaaAAaaAANS!!"

  • @TheInnerSanctuary And neither am I to Crazy Bitch Crawford!!!!!

  • @TheInnerSanctuary Ahahahaha, I about peed at that part!

  • BRING ME THE AXE!

  • @imon2u Love it!!!!

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  • I think you need to look up the definition of "MOLESTED".

  • This video should be illegal in most states. Every time I see it, which is every couple months or so, I laugh so hard I can't breathe. It makes veins in my skull pop out. It's going to kill me one day.

  • They used to play this at Breadstix in Queens and we would ALL go CRAZY!!  Oh, good times!!

  • Was Joan really this horrible bitch of a mother?......or was the daughter furious because she got left out of the will? I guess we'll never know for sure.

  • @LivingMindfully1975

    BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ahh, the movie that nearly killed Dunaway's career! Even Faye herself admitted she wished she hadn't made this movie. Brilliant portrayal of Crawford, almost too realistic. And all the others are dead right. Crawford beat the daylights out of Christina and also Christopher, her adoptive brother. But molestation wasn't one of her cards to play. Check the facts.

  • Uh...she never molested her duaghter, and Christina never claimed that, stupid.

  • Just saw this while out in Sitges... FANTASTIC!

  • fabulous

  • Best Mommie Dearest compilation EVER!!!

  • how can a female molest another female? but other than that nice vid.

  • @Inuyashawolfdemon5 molest isn't the same as rape. just touching someone inappropriately against their will is considered molestation.

  • Molested? Get it right. The movie suggests Joan beat Christina, not molested.

  • God, I swear Heath Ledger based his act as the Joker on Joan Crawford.

  • OMFG...She was one very disturbed woman aaaargh ! evil

  • `When you call me that, I want you to mean it.`` -- when she says that, she looks just like Heath Ledger as The Joker from Batman! Even the makeup is the same!

  • @chrisman737 OMG you are right..that is freaky !

  • I can honestly say that my mother was worse.

  • @MattinSGV

    Yep! Mine too.

  • If Joan Crawford were still alive today, I can't imagine what her reaction to seeing this would be LOL.

  • @SonnyJamesJefferson

    I agree. She would have been well past 100+ years of age if she were still alive today, and I also can't imagine what her reaction would be to this video or the entire movie.

  • TINAAAA!  BRING ME THE AAAAAXXX!!

  • I shed TEARS when she said "FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN­NNSSSSSSSS" LMAO!!!!!!! This was brilliant!

  • Was Joan just bi polar or something? Or just genuinely evil?

  • I love this clip. Joan was a troubled woman; a great example of borderline personality disorder.

  • Correction Honey B! There was no Molestation w/ Joan Crawford.... Wrong Movie! I think you got it mixed Up w/ PRECIOUS!

  • "Who wants to go swimming...?"

  • I laughed SO hard at this...I had tears streaming down my face!!!! This is SO clever!!!

    Thanks for making this...

  • I luv this video. It would have been perfect if there was a "wire hangers" comment included. :p

  • Guess you better be a fan of Joans' .And bring the axe.

  • get betch slapped!

  • 1:26 ...I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks so much!

  • @ArizonaDelRio

    lol same here

  • LOLLLLL "BRING ME THE AXE." Just oh my godddd

  • I love this movie, nice work I loled

  • EPIC.

  • "why can't you treat me like picked up foozy from the street"

    ROFLMAO

  • This is so funny.

  • LOVE IT! Joan Crawford is my idol. She wasn't mean or abusive, she was teaching her children a lesson! They were just ungrateful!

  • @HarveyMissieKiera I absolutely dissagree.

  • Very good. But I'm still a little upset that no one asked my permission to make a movie about my mother.

  • If only we ALL had mothers like this...the world would be much more disciplined!

  • So glad to see this back!

    Someone finally came to their senses!

  • Okayys

  • 2:38 ....................hilarious

  • ROFL!

    Fucking brilliant!!!

  • OMFG! This was amazing!

  • Absolutely brilliant.

  • 2:07

  • 2:12

  • 1:35 lol hilarious

  • Ahhh, memories of childhood. I showed this to my brother at Christmas and we both laughed until we cried. You are great for creating this master piece. And you accept it from us and only us...now, forgive me (exit)

  • i freaking love this!

  • Dont fuck with me! fuck with me! fuck fuck fuck with me!

  • @driscollblood

    That is sooo funny. This movie is one of the best, and I truly believe that Faye Dunaway did a fabulous job playing Joan Crawford.

  • I am on the floor crying,lol this was great. Also the movie will go down in history as one of the most campy movies along with Valley of the Dolls---------Both Pure Great Camp!

  • faye dunaway is greaaaaaaaat

  • Yes, and I'm proud to say that I am indeed one of her FFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!! :)

  • @Matto2t lol Me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo! :)

  • this is hilarious lol

  • joan crawford is awesome haha :D

  • does anyone know i can download this video to my pc

  • That was really funny! lol is "Mamma Mia". ;)

  • This was somewhat amusing, but it could be better. Almost everyone in the English-speaking world knows about Joan Crawford and her child-rearing techniques. Rather than use the clips from the film to set up the parody, it would be better to immediately start the ABBA song with the images from Mommie Dearest running. You might also want to try to the actual action being depicted.

  • Check out Mamma Mia and Serial Mom, the movie! It is just as good and it was broadcast at Laffite's in Exile during Southern Decadence! It is AWESOME!!!

  • you just put that there to get attention... presenting that bitterness won't get you an youtube viewer oscar award ..... LOL

  • @buzzedman why in the fuck dont you make your own video douche!! lets see if yours has 85,000 views bitch.

  • This is actually a very old mash up. I was watching this in gay bars in the mid 90s.

  • @daward2 This is really a great nineties gem. I remember it in the nineties how on disco nights they used to play it all the time. The younger generation find it only because of the song from that "movie". Not us. Gosh, remember how campy and funny all this was then. Then us gays loved the camp, the humor in ti. Now the new generation find it "appalling" laughing at child abuse. They have no camp value and worst of all no sense of humor in anything.

  • an essential part of my everyday vocabulary since watching this movie --> 2:26

  • I've seen this so many times and it never gets old. =)

  • lmao...so funny I'm crying. Great job!

  • Gosh she is crazy oh my god I dont even know where to being.

  • best part 1:27

  • LOVE IT!

  • u got mommy issues

  • "molested here daughter" - ???

    1. HER not HERE

    2. molested? Have you seen the movie? She beats her - she doesn't molest her.

    3. Um, hello?

  • and how do you know she didn't? >.>

  • fun ny

  • its my child hood

  • (LMAO) I love this !!

  • This is Appaulling...not

  • Oh my gosh.

    That made my day.

    Haha!!!

  • Dan Rucks is a genius, he did this video mix.

  • Funny yes...anything to be called genius..not by a long shot.

  • She didn't molest her but she did abuse her. Molest means sexual abuse!

  • this made my day.

  • (LMAO)

  • she a bitch i would have killed her

  • C. Crawford, PUBLIC HERO.

    FIVE FUCKIN' stars for her being a brave, fortright expose truth-teller. Drew Pearson was MY first cousin. Blood can be inherited, or it can be transfused by BITCH SLAPS. Hooray for

    C.C.! thank you!

    Reid Welch, penning from his ampdavolts YT account.

  • "I shoulda KNOWN you know where to find the boys AND the booze!"

  • If the daughter didn't want to get beaten then she shouldn't have lost the race. lol

  • @MephistophelisedHam hahaahaha lmao!

  • Now that was a clever piece of editing. That skank was a real bitch. A different style of parenting back then. I didn't once hear Joan Crawford threaten to give Christina "time out". It was quicker just to beat her ass. LOL

  • Love this MOVIE!!! Classic!!! at first i thought i liked it because its kinda a requirement for gay men to love this movie, then i realized i just LOVE IT! LOL LOL LOL j/k

  • It blurs the line between sheer brilliance and utter drivel! Like all things should!

  • she didnt molest her daughter lol... she was just a bitch.

    Best mother ever! what happened to this kind of parenting?