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  • it would be 1000x less funny if he didn't say .....NNNOOOOO

  • I think this might be fake because he wears a different shirt at 2:26

  • I like your T-Shirt

  • after he said "alright joe shoot the apple" then a second later i was like "what the hell where's the apple" then he shot the crossbow then all of a sudden the apple drops into view and i'm like "oh there's the apple"

    blonde moment for me

  • how do you get so much views from a puppet or whatever?..thats awesome

  • I love how the apple falls in after that pause

  • Rofl whats with the HHHHNNNnnoooooo

  • Huh?, Ted is this one dead, and Joe is saying the, HHHHHNNNNnnnoooooo part?/

  • It's fake because the duck next to his knee disappears out of sudden.

  • Fake. You can obviously tell that the apple is computer generated.

  • his head disappeared and he changes clothes in the blink of an eye... he is chuck norris in disguise

  • there is a bird on his knee

  • agnoo.....

  • No...

  • this has to be the best example of something being so stupid its amazing

  • The clothes aren't the same, this suggests that either joe shot the wrong man and the apple was thrown at him afterwards in a vain attempt to stick it onto the bolt and therefore make the stunt successful, or this video is faked (but what lunatic would think that?)

    I would be an awsome detective.

  • @BrianStocking me too!

  • lol the duck hides the fact that hes flipping us off

  • TedCrusty is an adorable British boy with lovely hair

  • this might be my favorite TedCrusty

  • I want my 37 seconds back!

  • i love the nuoh

  • lol where did the head go?

  • omg is it real???

  • I lost it when you threw the apple

  • seems legit...

  • Thumbs up if you saw the duck

  • Did you know William Tell never existed? And, obcvously, can't have shot an apple from his son's head...get it?

  • why is this so funny! xD

  • 0:23 - what a seamless transition!

  • Kurt cobain

  • best cut ever !!!

  • this time ted died

  • OH MY SWEET LORD OF JESUS WHERE GOD SINGS AND ANGELS HAVE FUN WHILE THE DEVIL IS IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!

    Is the Apple Ok?

  • LMAO xD I laughed like crazy when the apple comes and hits him. xD

  • OMG is that apple ok???

  • What is with the bird? I though it was fake until I saw that. O_O

  • i honestly burst out laughing when the apple hit Ted

  • OMG is the crossbow bolt ok?

  • NooH!

  • tooooooo funny! awsome

  • Btw anyone noticed the duck at 0:20 i just did

  • Nice hair O_O its like perfect.

  • the "no" haha the "No" makes me giggle, so it does

  • The suspense as you wait for the apple.

  • I like how 50 people wanted to see a crossbow stunt go wrong

  • @Moosareen I like how unoriginal your comment is.

  • was Joe the one that said "no"?

  • @macbeasty no...

  • lol wassnt laughing until the apple hit joe

  • can i date you? youre cute and i love your accent LOL

  • fake because apples dont exist.

  • this made no sense what so ever

  • This guy looks like kevin from kevin and perry

  • Keep pressing 5 xD

  • oh my god you shot him. wait a second through closer examination one could see the tricky photography. well done sirs you had me goin

  • Ya i did lol

  • Did anyone notice the brown bird?

  • at least joe didnt die

  • it would be 100x LESS funny is he didn't have a British accent.

  • @dannyarcher1136 English*

  • @dannyarcher1136 I'm pretty sure his accent is australian

  • @thedeadserv australian? serious? no that's definately English

  • @dannyarcher1136 English*

  • LOOOOOOOL 

  • LMAO XD am I the only to find this hilarious?

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaha

  • imma steal your crossbow xD

  • YOUR SUPPOSED TO THROW THE APPLE BEFORE YOU TRY TO SHOOT IT 

  • How retarted

  • *shoots crossbow into joe* *throws apple and it bounces off the bolt* "no" ted crustys thought *the apple didnt stick onto the bolt NOOOOOOO!!!!*

  • 19 theres a little chicken in teds hand

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shiiiit the apple at the end killed me

  • he lived but the apple killed him

  • @assassin5238 Actually if you pay attention at 0;21 you can see a bird but a few seconds later the bird vaporized joe and then the bird disapeard. the the crossbow bolt only ruined the t-shirt and the apple was thrown by the bird to humiliate Joe's remaining's. I know it sounds stupid but its 100 % true.

  • necrophagist, epic shirt lol

  • arse whore cunts.... want my 37 seconds back.

  • I HeArD YoU lIke snivys!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's 3 in the morning and I've seen half if not almost half of your videos, and I fucking love them so pointless, but fucking hilarious. Nooh...

  • This requires: an apple, a pencil with paper on..., and a crossbow. Lol XD

  • stupid video

  • where did u get it

  • Whats with the duck lol? :OOO Is it the evil ceramic duck!?

  • how could joe shoot and be the target ,too?

  • did anyone notice theres a chicken in 0:25

  • he doesnt have a head to shoot off

  • that was the worst video ever

  • LOL i love it when these people comment and dont get the video! its sooo funny!

  • Tellibly wrong XD

  • I saw the duck you were trying to hide. It was part of the answer to the secret behind all these videos. People call them pointless and fake, however once we solve the riddle of the duck then all other works, whether they be written, musical, or film, will pale in comparison to the TedCrusty videos.

  • Dude,it's a one man video show,you fucking suck

  • apple?

  • lol you threw the apple t him xD thumbs up!

  • Duck

  • how could that be joe you said for him to shoot the apple wtf?

  • sooooooo bad but i sill laughed, thats english humor for ya

  • that crossbow looks SWEET

  • THESE VIDEOS IS FRIGGIN EEEEPIC!!!!!!

  • Where the hell do you get your weapons? Knights R' Us?

  • Joe's revenge!

  • If you look @ 0:10 the bolt is bent where his hand is! That's probable why it flew off target.

    -But on a good note, by letting Joe do the shooting he actually lived through an episode! HOORAY FOR JOE!

  • Epic fail lol luv these vids.

  • well that was 36 seconds of my life completely wasted

  • Best. Guy. Ever.

  • Haha love you Ted

  • anyone noticed the duck?

  • yes

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl

  • Since when did WT use a crossbow? Morons.

    Also, we've all seen this shit a million times. It was pretty lame the first time, and it doesn't get any funnier.

  • lol

  • i know whats really funny, its really funny people watch this shit and try to kiss this losers ass all you go and drink the same punch as that fag slipknotmetalhead, by the way slipknot sucks just as much ass as this shitty video

  • @blorchdude4 you suck at life... Go make your OWN video and see people bleed a little and find out if it interests anyone... 

  • That was fucking stupid and all those little fags all over this dude's dick, you sirs, can go fuck each other and don't forget to swallow. You cum guzzling, monkey fucking, cock smoking,pole riding,man nipple sucking,ball sweat drinking,ass licking,sandy vagina having little bitches all of you should go drink some special punch together FAGS

  • OH Fuck off wanker just cause u aint got no vids.and gee u sure like to talk about sucking cock sucking mens nipples so why dont u run along now.

  • @slipknotmetalhead13 great another loser why dont you go drink some special punch

  • @blorchdude4

    made me laugh,(but also I have been drinking "special punch" from "special herb")

    Cheers Mate !

  • @blorchdude4 stop your whining dip shit i doubt you could do better

  • haaaaahahaa

  • Lmao random ass duck

  • that was fucking stupid you guys should kill yourselfs what a waste of fucking time if you want to make it good and funny actually let someone shoot you for reall FAGS

  • blorchdude4 - you must be an abortion gone horribly wrong. Don't comment anymore wanker.

  • you want to know whats not good?

    your grammar

    bitch

    ted crusty is awesome.

    FOR REALLL FAGGS

  • @blorchdude4 Actually, what a waste of time is, is you going to this video expecting to see someone shot with a crossbow 'for realz yo'.

    Get over yourself and stop taking stuff so seriously, just because TedCrusty inadvertantly trolled you due to your sick need to see people being shot and mutilated isn't his fault. Get some humor and stop emo raging.

  • @blorchdude4 It's funny because sad sick minded cunts like yourself are for some reason searching youtube for footage of gruesome accidents and wind up watching these pieces of hilarity!! Suck shit dumbass!

  • Poor Joe, always dieing.

  • apple comes flyin outta no where lol

  • I had no idea you call arrows bolts in England

  • a bolt is not an arrow

  • It sure looked like an arrow in the video though

  • yeah, but a crossbow can't fire arrows :P

  • I stand corrected... thanks for the miniature lesson in armaments

  • a bolt is what you put in a crossbow

    an arrow is what you put in a bow

    simples

  • MrVulgaris - It isn't an "England" thing... crossbows shoot bolts, bows shoot arrows. . .

  • OMG!!!

  • the delayed "nooo" is great

  • LMAO apple

  • noo... haha funny

  • the clenest brik in the wall is to the top right of the man in the wit shert

  • whats with the duck?

  • lol to the apple and the duck in ur hand

  • Hmmm.... A bit less entertaining than I had hoped.

    ...I like necrophagist.

  • LMAO

  • ted died nhho

  • LMAO when the apple randomly hits him

  • what the.......

  • Why is there a random animated duck sitting next to u? XD

  • @babolover123 It isn't animated

  • i want that crossbow + i love it when u throw something at him at the end sometimes

  • LOL! should've thrown the crossbow too.

  • i love tthe bit at the end in every vid... no!

  • rofl, the best bit is, hes supposed to eb the one getting killed and then he says Noooo, rofl these vids make me lol all the time

  • whats with the duck?

  • LOL

  • lol

  • these are the stupiest, mot pointless fucking video's ever

    but that's why I love them!

    no..

  • Sadly, I've seen worse that have been praised, and they actually ARE bad.

  • your mom

  • What the hell is that supposed to mean? I like these. I meant the worse ones that are praised are bad. These are great.

  • these video's are really funny in the mess around laugh about anything funny

  • I thought you were going to throw the crossbow at him too...

  • Where'd you get that crossbow?

  • lol you were holding a duck

  • NOOOO!

  • I like how the apple goes from being on the head to being an actual part of the projectile launching.

  • joe's got some sweet kicks

  • lol soo pointless but i love it !

  • i love your videos.

  • DO REPORT THAT CHAIN LETTER THOUGH!!!

  • i want to

  • without the duck this video would suck xD