Maynard goes nuts during The Castanet Club movie

[dundermuffin90]

mjk's dopple ganger on the sax lol.

[teabagginjesus]

@ :40 it looks like Pauly D.

[vatopself]

@teabagginjesus

HAAAAA! It does. Good eye

[mguygh]

people are stupid he wasn't refering to MJK in the description or title, it was another Maynard. so get over this you mental ill freaks

[mowgli2071]

Ahh, so you got me, using a little intentional false pretense. Doesn't make YOU clever. also, as with many people who like tool and apc, they're just a couple out of MANY groups I like. And btw, songs can be aimed in any direction. That doesn't oblige me to RECEIVE them in that direction. Just because somethings aimed at me, does not mean it pertains to me.

[michaelhaydenbell]

WHAT IS GOING ON? I'M SCARED!!!!

[Ar0474]

Haha why is everyone freaking out? Does it say "Maynard James Keenan"? No. Not even in the description. And I'm not a sad little sheep, I'm a very happy little sheep thank You very much!

[xcellistax]

The fact that it took me more than 10 seconds to figure out this wasn't Tool's Maynard probably means something. That makes me laugh.

[polonymcconnell]

this is Aussie

[WagTheDoug]

Wooooow! You're all such a bunch of jabronies! This has nothing to do with a band called Tool, and doesn't claim to. It's Maynard F# Crabbes. Why say "that's not Maynard!"... he's pretty easy to spot.

[shinigamixheartless]

lol wow.

[ItchyThaKiller]

......I don't get it.

[gabidabidu]

i know maynard too. AND danny!

[kisoau]

Great to see the famous Maynard F# Crabbes do his "dead ugly spider" again after all these years. Thanks for posting this Maynard!

What's "Tool"?

[CellerDoor123]

everyone should read the description. it will make more sence.

[PersianTowTruckMan]

This video shouldn't have come up as a suggestion when I was watching Tool videos.

[internal3m]

Hey, that's not Maynard?

[BingeAndPurge92]

Lol, I love how I read the description and everyones all up in arms cause it's not Maynard from Tool. My god, that's pathetic that people can't stop dick riding him just to realize they can't read a fucking description/make observations!

[daisyburr1]

Great to see Castanet Club on You Tube and the brilliant Maynard G Crabbes doing his very limber bit.

[timmy25able]

That's pretty funny, dude!

[timmy25able]

OK, not Maynard Keenan... so what? @musicman0414 do you think Keenan is so petty?

[purplekillerpenguin]

haha i love the crash after he jumps off

[DeuntraDoss]

Hey, that aint Maynard? Whats everybody arguin about?

[doxi1]

@DeuntraDoss You are one of the few sensible people to have posted here in months. You either:

A: Used your eyes

B; Read the description

So, as you said, What is everyone arguing about ?

Maynard (one of many people with that name)

[Shubey1]

wow..if I had to 'hang out' with you, I am sure I'd be an asshole too.

You're so smart and astute..I hope I can be just like you.

Seriously, when 'everyone else' is an asshole, you need to look at yourself.

[FreakStomp95]

I'm pretty sure thats not him...

[TY1ON]

Lol at all the people that think that this clip has something to do with Tool just because the guy is named Maynard, so funny.

[chryswoods]

.I thought it was about MJK too. what I find funny is if everyone read the comments like I did, you would SEE that this is NOT about Maynard Kennan. He is nowhere in this. Although the style is much like Cuntry boner and I could see him doing something like this, its not MJK and all this fighting is worthless, as per usual. what ass hats!. Good on ya, Maynard!! Nice protective glasses ya got there. Love your dancing style.

[abedegebede]

question:why are some of you so agressive?

don't you have a reallife,so you have to go to youtube and "scream" >F*** YOU < against everyone?

boys, don't be so agressive. otherwise you gonna die of an heart attack real soon.

youtube is kind of a social network and should bring people together for sharing fun-videos or have discussions with class

it's sad to see so many people cursing around like theres no tomorrow

hate quals hate ;) think about it and try to make this world a better place!

[krazykyle6966]

he may write songs about us, but i dont really give two fucks i just love the skill in the music.One thing musicman0414 said that is true is tool does not stand for anything well I haven't picked things in their music that indicates they stand for something.

[NearbyHermit]

Really, do you even have the slightest thought that Tool controls your mind into buying their albums ?

Really, a rational fan would judge that action, but take it this way, you have Tool music that you love, upon buying their album, you show your apreciation for a lot of hard work deposed upon making the album.

By not buying, Tool might have split by now and well, no more Tool .

It's an expense I'm willing to take, each time they release something.

And no, I don't eat grass.

[CBurton]

@NearbyHermit Well said. And due to the articulated and coherent speech that the "Friend" of Maynard did, I seriously doubt that he would hang out with such an idiotic and prejudice-filled whining little shit. You believe that he does it for the money? Have you seen Tool on radio or Tv? Like all the other sell-out commercial bands? They make their money from albums and concerts. Nowadays anyone can download their albums. Still think it's for the money?

[CBurton]

@NearbyHermit Well said. And due to the articulated and coherent speech that the "Friend" of Maynard did, I seriously doubt that he would hang out with such an idiotic and prejudice-filled whining little shit. You believe that he does it for the money? Have you seen Tool on radio or Tv? Like all the other sold-out commercial bands? They make their money from albums and concerts. Nowadays anyone can download their albums. Still think it's for the money?

[HeuristicThought]

"thats the kinda shit he writes and is exactly what your bitching about. pretty ironic"

lol. yup

[morbidlyxyours]

You're all retarded...

This isn't Maynard James Keenan, and the description states that.

However, I would have loved to see him skipping around to this

[0RockaRolla0]

LMAO I love these arguments.

And to quote my boss;

"Keep on fighting you bastards, I hate peace."

[antichristian74]

read the description everyone... i am laughing at you and so is the man who posted this. this man's name is Maynard, that doesn't mean he is "MJK"! he is a Maynard, believe it or not there are more than one of them. take the blinders off and look around you, learn to read and inform yourself before you open your mouth. ticks and leeches, that is what you are. dirty little parasites.

[MEsturmvogel]

haha God Bless the Maynard and his Hoon ways.

[oopssorryy]

Love it, way better than being rick rolled. I actually like Elive a little so I'm good with this

[oopssorryy]

Lol, i just read the discription, this is far better than a rick roll because the vid is actually Maynard....

[TubedFisch]

no maynard but cool dancing anyway.

[billbromanowski]

@TubedFisch I agree, way cool, he moves like Maynard, but I don't think he shares the same worldview, Bahahaha!

[fallingblack]

I'm going to call Americans stupid because I'm using the name of a famous person and I'm surprised that people make the association. Especially when the video takes place in a club. I am not able to see the obvious flaw in the lack of logic, thus making me superior to everyone reading this comment.

I am a massive, flaming bag of douche, America.

[davidfuckigndavis]

why does everyone who says something outside the box have to be 'close-minded' in tool arguments? i love the little language tool 'serious' tool fans use, and i love how they use cute little 'quotes' around things that are supposed to be 'emphasized.' Let's see how many tool fan vocabulary words we can come up with. Go: 1. close-minded 2. open-minded 3. ironically 4. metaphorically 5. sheep 6. stupid 7. ignorant 8. analyze etc. etc. I'm ogt, for real, but seriously. who fucking cares?

[thetrifakta]

@hash4twenty

Word, Why do we have to bring dicks into this? Enough of them have posted on this video....

[Titantron9000]

Maynard's dancing is more like a clown having a ceasure than dancing. You have to admit, he put his all into that lol, that was crazy.

[socalkevinz]

why did i click on this expecting to see Tool?

[JRXI1]

I lika da do da cha cha....

[amtheriver]

many stupid people comment here...O.O

[ThommyTerneborn]

Well ... i think he is a pretty good singer...

[musicman0414]

all you stupid fucks!!! I've met and hung out with Maynard... he is a giant massive COCK! he fucking HATES people like you that will defend stupidity like this. he should be made fun of for this video... IT'S RETARDED and goes against everything tool "stands" for... just so you know... THEY DON'T STAND FOR A DAMN THING... YOU ARE ALL SAD LITTLE SHEEP, AND HE WRITES SONGS ABOUT YOU... AND YOU BUY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doxi1]

@musicman0414 Know your confusing me. No-one has to defend stupidity like this because that's all it was. And it wasn't MJK making it anyway, so I don't see how he would care one way or the other.

You know I've never had one fan of Keynesian economics complain here.

[TheNamkrow]

@musicman0414 you are the sheep for saying I am sheep, fuck you buddy



[anghellicninja420]

@musicman0414 HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS THE BIGGEST AND TRUEST BURN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MUSICMAN0414

[pitchingwedge1]

@musicman0414 Its hard to tell what kind of man he really is just watching video. Im tired of people putting there own perceptions on him. Fans seem to think they know all about him. I say who cares. There are much more important things in our wourld to worry about! If he was a real man he would try to help the world....not mock it!

[opticannon]

@musicman0414 wait a minute man. i just cant help but to comment on your rant. you speak of them as if they are some heads of a cultist movement and maynard is the supreme guru. why such emotion exspressed about someone elses feelings and reality. in fact i dont think that maynard really gives a fuck to tell you the truth its all publicity that preys upon your dirty sweaty dollar lol. whos the sheep?

[jjk696969]

@musicman0414 shut the fuck up. no one likes a hypocrit "he writes songs about you"? im sure that excludes yourself. you buy them too asshole. i get your trying to say people dont understand maynards lyrics and that he hates being worshiped but you sound like a dip shit. im sure ur the only non conformist true fan who understands him. youre so special. btw quit saying "ive hung out with maynard" to sound cool. thats the kinda shit he writes and is exactly what your bitching about. pretty ironic

[MrPhilljpoe]

@musicman0414 you obviously sound like a sheep yourserlf..."I've met and hung out with Maynard," Really, get a grip on reality. If you weren't a sheep, you would've just left this one alone....BAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[JiubLink]

@musicman0414

Yeah stupid retards! Buying albums that make them feel so good! Tool have really fooled all the idiots by making music that people love to listen to, love so much they often appear obsessed.

Think about it?

[FreedmFightr]

@musicman0414 lol you are such an imbecile.

[jclarencelove3rd]

@musicman0414 god, how do you think Cobain felt about his music being misunderstood and paraphrased and interpreted wrongly and having to answer to those illusions? and yeah, stop being so aggressive....

[thetrafikuheld]

@musicman0414 : Van Gogh cut off his ear because he was insane, Roger Waters is known to be a bit of an asshole and many great actors are almost impossible to work with, because they think they're God. Who cares about the artist, as long as the art is good? And every single Tool song is a fucking masterpiece, so if you think Maynard's an ass, I suggest you stop "hanging out" with him.

[jacknife10000]

@musicman0414 well said and very true

[mikeyoliveri]

@musicman0414 tool is probably one of the last amazing progressive band left. I know Danny. he is probably one of the nicest guys in the world. and you know what? YOU haven't changed the world with your brilliant talent, ur the sheep my friend, TOOL deserves what they have, Danny worked his ass off for that band. To go online and mock people for buying albums that have inspired them, just makes you a real sad sad human. so go on...baaahhh, cuz ur really good at it. sign off and waste ur own time

[tobitan23]

@musicman0414 I love lamp.

[cassidymav]

@musicman0414 You don´t sound like a despreate little sheep at all...

[Udthinkthat]

@musicman0414 If you honestly think that you can make a difference by insulting people and claiming to be above the general population, then you're dumber than you made yourself look. Shut up, let people enjoy the music and those behind it. I didn't see Maynard in this video anyway, so just be quiet and crawl back into your hole.

[coloRADodanimal]

@musicman0414 hello, my name is bob and i am an anger management counselor, would you like to talk about something that's bothering you?

[ruiner000]

@musicman0414 Your statement smells of the exact thing you're talking against. Not disagreeing entirely but it's the entire paradox of 'making a statement concerning not making statements'

[johnslittlebrother]

@musicman0414 Thats why the band's name is Tool. They've admitted that it'd be amusing to see fans of theirs in shirts that say "Tool" on them. "Sad little sheep"? We buy the albums because we like the music, the sad little sheep you must be referring to are people who listen to Korn, Nickleback, and AC/DC. Just because you're entitled to your own opinion, doesn't mean everyone needs to know it.

[Baxxter101]

@musicman0414 hahaha, so whats it like being 16 and full of angst?

[omegachris514]

@musicman0414 u hung with maynards ?

[Ybw200owns]

shit.. i hope that isnt maynard from tool. lmao...

[Oyaji291]

What the fuck did I just watch...

[8Zeitgeist]

still entertaining

[CsGrando]

where is MJK? aisuhdiusahdiuashd

anyway, that was funny.

[dont speak inglish]

[teejja123]

lol i still thought it was pretty funny... i dont know why people get all mad when they find out its not MAYNARD from Tool its another dude that happened to be named maynard

[maron8515]

@teejja123 Youtube recommended this to me b/c I watched live tool shows online... hence why when we read maynard our mind immediately formed that association :/

[toolfan7292]

"jgcrackerass" ur an asshole dude.. be nice to your fellow human being.

[jgcrackerass]

How come nobody reads the comments BEFORE posting? Ever? That's just insane. How do you even get to the post comment button without scrolling past 10 comments that clearly say "This is not Maynard form Tool, MORONS" It took me 5 seconds to say "WTF is this?" and scroll down to findout what it was. I didn't have to watch it, because I can read.

[spkilledme]

@jgcrackerass youre so smart

[cloudy7]

Lol, that main guy singing used to be on Full Frontal. Anyone remember Neville and Beula? Or that gay cop from that cop sketch "The FIlth"?

[mysticfluid]

LOL!

[thebassssist]

Viva Viagra!

[VitaleBand]

I dont see MJK here....maybe this is just reffering to somebody else.... someone else named maynard ?

[doxi1]

Well done! it never has been tagged here as the other Maynard.

[danitafad]

WTF

[AEnima461]

The internet really does have everything

[mugwamp4]

i thought this was Maynard from Tool not this TOOL

[doxi1]

Hey, I've been using that joke for years now.

[whoandtheha]

Out of the 55,000 people who saw this, I bet 50,000 of them thought they were seeing Maynard from Tool.

[doxi1]

And why? Because they don't read.

[Kinescoop]

That is true, I add up to fifty thousand and one.

Tagged Maynard = TOOL for me!

[doxi1]

@Kinescoop You need to learn more about the world. USA is not the entire world last time the rest of us checked.

[Kinescoop]

Okay, I'll see what I can do! :)

Actually I'm from Poland, so USA is not an entire world for me, but I am a Tool fan, and I must admit that before I knew Tool I never heard the name "Maynard".

On the other hand, I would not be surprised if Maynard James Keenan had done such dance onstage!

[Kinescoop]

True. I'm from Poland anyway, so USA is not an entire world for me.

Maynard seems not to be a very popular name, newer knew it before I found Tool.

And Maynard James Keenan is known for his odd dancing onstage.

Anyway, nice gig :)

[thetoecutterr]

yes it is

[tomasz829]

he means that his life is not all in america... he also has a life in poland -_-

[RichardTaylor1800]

@doxi1 You're a bigot. Maynard Keenan is an incredibly talented man and he's a hell of a lot more famous than this jackass. But of course, you take the first chance you can get to take a meaningless swing at the Americans.

Close minded dipshit.

[doxi1]

@RichardTaylor1800 MJK's talent isn't in question here. It's the ability of his fans, many of them from the US that seem to have no abilty to grasp the concept of more than one person having the same first name. Even though it's clearly stated in the notes right next to the video.

And how much news from the Asia Pacific region did you see last night on your television?

[300daysandnights]

@doxi1 why would you post this? i don't see maynard. everyones tellin me how crazy he is in person but i guess hes not in this.

[doxi1]

@300daysandnights I am actually in this. It's a scene from a movie. Read the description.

[arizonabay07]

@whoandtheha No joke. I kept waiting to get Rick rolled. My ears hurt. Did that guy have a hair lip. WTF??

[kazchen999]

this hurts my brain

[blvdnight]

you've just wasted 2 minutes of my life. thanks.

[RemedyCabinet]

I really didn't need to see this...but then...I am the idiot who clicked on the video.

[MikeyRGuitar]

it's like a bad acid trip man

[mojonation1487]

this isnt maynard

[fuzzymon]

What the hell is this ???

[helloxvanilla]

Viiiivaa viiiaagraaa!!

[4Timesdafunky]

Maynard is the Saxophone player.

[VHDT10]

Yes, the info section should be changed. He definately is the sax player. Haha funny shit.

[eltioputo]

so, mayrnard is.... where????

[majnjord]

I don't care if this was THE maynard or not, I fuckin' laughed! XD

[CrackedEggWhites]

Is Maynard the dude with the yellow glasses that doesn't really look like him!

[ecscottindiana]

oh my god, this is like a scene from fear and loathing. I couldn't handle this in person, even sober. I'd freak out like Maynard.

[jrsubs]

The Castanet Club were the best entertainers ever! This Castanet Club, the one from Newcastle Australia, with this Maynard. I hope the movie does come out, we need it. Even better, would they get together again? Doxi?

[junkbx3r]

that was some awesome spastic convulsion dancing right there

[CrimsonToast]

did i just get castanet rolled?

[cyneath13]

Fucking Hilarious.

[charliexsays]

what the hell is this

[tylerjamesstephens]

Question: why haven't these guys opened for Tool?

[dignityisforiegn]

Idk, maybe the venues dont want Maynard Doing his crazy dance . I wouldnt knwo why though. I'd pay it... Of coarse I would

[vidaroui]

Maynard is the one behind the singer with the trumpet (or watever it is) and the white shirt right?

[cellardoor199991]

that's a sax and maynard from Tool is not in here. It's another guy. You ppl are morons there is more than one Maynard in this world.Idiots

[subcomandantetroncos]

the matter is that in the youtube the video appears as related to too/ a perfect circle. So chill out and think, are we idiots or just misleaded?

[idusy0]

Misled idiots.

[snaporaz1]

no he's the guy who runs on stage and has a seizure

[autisticdad]

you are all peasants. Why is there no Castanet Club site?

[wytmaori]

If you think the Maynard in this is MJK you need to get off wateva it is your taking. The Maynard in this clip is the guitarist on the left of the singer, he is not MJK.

[OneHandHigh]

NOT MJK?? wow, THANKS for your post, i would NEVER have figured that out on my own...YOUR SO SMRT!!!!!!

[oscarlarenta]

hahah!! its so fucking obvious who maynard is, shame on the poo pushers

[Newmanof88]

Maynard is the one who freaks out rolling around on the ground, and looks like he is having a seizure... awesome!

[jebotedisniland]

so cool, if you dont see maynard youre an idiot

[slahbah]

No JMK hence this video sucks. Gooday.

[westboy601]

where the fuck is MJK?!?! this would have been awesome if he was in it.

[RussX5Z]

What the fuck this isn't Maynard James Keenan?! This sucks!

[kornfan7676]

lol wtf is this and it sound in some places like ther sayin viva viagra lol

[Acidknowledge1]

Everything about this is absolutely cool

[iTzJJ9]

wtf is this lol

[Bl0odVomit]

umm... ya that wasnt mjk.

[shrawn]

I waited for Maynard from Tool.

Nothing.

Then I realized. Nothing to do with him...

Sucks

[kmr386]

OK, I'm confused. Mayard is easy to pick out of a crowd, but with all these nutjobs in this video, I can't tell which one is him. If he's supposed to be the guy rolling around on the floor, that looks nothing like him when they show just his face. Which one is he?

[doxi1]

He is the guy rolling around on the floor. Looks a lot like the guy in the Maynard channel icon. Might just be a different Maynard. But since he's from Australia and in a clip of "Viva Las Vegas" from a movie made by The Castanet Club in 1990 and wearing a cardigan with green fluro socks, I can see how he is easily confused with MJK.

[kmr386]

Yeah that is DEFINATELY not MJK now that I watch it a few more times...too bad, that would have been hilarious if it was...

[halvoralex]

there is only one Maynard in this world.

[doxi1]

There is only one Maynard in your world.

[zinkadesh]

No. Just one Maynard in this world.

[DrFeelgoodH810]

There's only one Maynard in YOUR MOM'S WORLD!

[doxi1]

That's not even an insult.

[richmackin]

"there is only one Maynard in this world."

Maynard G. Krebs?

[doxi1]

John Maynard Keynes?

[LanceDirk]

I get them confused too. Maynard James Keenan is a similar name.

[minderfist]

could some one explain this shit to me

[VBoodZ]

haha this is so random, especially that part when that dude has an epileptic fit then u dont see him, all you hear is some plates and stuff getting smashed! haha very random indeed...

[godsvayne]

wow this is so satanic..jjajaja

[yourdentisthatesyou]

Holy fuck I kept fucking waiting for Tool's maynard to come out and the band to Turn into a fucking satanist polka group. haha the other maynards dancing was damn good those... ever here the dead kennedies version of this song (secret: its better, don't tell anyone those)

[doxi1]

The Dead Kennedys is better, especially the single quiet guitar chord at the very end of the song after the sudden stop.

[FlintKR3W]

Dead Kennedy's suck ass sounds like the lead singer has a vibrator in his throat

[sibaal]

I agree times three :) And I'm here for the same reason hahah.

Especially that Maynard's encounter with country-polka-whatever wouldn't surprise me at all.

[drtjrzdrummer]

ahaha wtf!?

[mastodonrock96]

What? I thought there was only one Maynard in the world.

[Hitmen1213]

change the title or hungry tool fans will keep complaining

[doxi1]

Tool fans could read the info panel. There is a whole world outside the US. And many Maynards inside the US as well, apparently.

[illevity]

WHAT THE FUCK?! Maynard Who?!

[doxi1]

Maynard that isn't the one you're thinking of. The Australian one in this case. See earlier post.

[zaneknight]

what the fuck!!!!?

[Thermingt0n]

that wasnt MJK

[doxi1]

Where do I say it was MJK? I didn't say it was the city of Maynard either in MA. A quick read of the info would tell you that it's a guy called Maynard acting like a tool and not the guy from Tool. Do you know that there is more than one guy called Thermington on the planet as well. I was shocked when I found out as well.

[sleepingsunrise]

ok, i don't know what the hell that was, and i don't care. that was some funny shit!

[Noiseworker]

A DVD? Hallelujah!

[sannie08]

HAHAHA what the hell is this!