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  • And this is why they are not movie reviewers...

  • This movie was awesome. You guys have bad taste.

  • Eh, I know it's been out for awhile but I just recently watched this movie again. The acting could have been better, and the movie lacked star power, but it certainly was entertaining. I like that Cobra was sort of portrayed properly (unlike their robot counterparts, the Decepticons in their movie) in that they seemed like a well funded, ruthless military group and the attack on The Pit wasn't a total failure like most villains turn out to be. I'd give it a 7.1, roughly. Pretty good I suppose.

  • idk what you guys are talking about but that movie was amazing. im fucking tired of watching movies where more then half of it is just all story like wtf. If you like stories that much go read a book. G.I Joe was Def a 9.

  • I'd so do Grace.

  • the kid was the only smart guy in the group

  • She must of picked the biggest group of retards to review this movie.

  • @justonefyx other than the one kid, yep.

  • The GI Joe movie sucked!!! too many explosions, too many action scenes, WAY too boring storyline, They depended too much on the "awsomeness" instead of the story. The writers of the movie must be f*cking retarded probably cause they got DRUNK. I give this movie a 0/10. They ruined a great caroon, AGAIN!!!

  • Man, they INTERVIEWED THE WRONG PEOPLE. I mean, come on "Transformers is the best movie..." For CHRIST'S SAKE!

  • Quite sad that the The Doctor got roped into all this.

  • Though not like the original comic series or cartoon, It is a great modern take on a classic theme...

  • what's wrong with these people!? that was the worst movie since the Phantom Menace! it's because of people like this why Hollywood can keep shoveling crap onto the movie screen but keep making money never the less.

  • That little kid who wanted to x aliens in the attic pissed me off, great movie though

    9.5/10

  • It should had been more realistic... for the first movie.

  • I hate this stupid beyond the trailer crap. They are too lazy to review the movie for themselves. The blonde girl just goes to a theater and asks a bunch of idiots who know nothing about good cinema.

  • @Munseman01 actually the point is to get the audience's opinion douchebag

  • That's great. Ask a bunch of idiots who know nothing about G.I. Joe. "The red-headed girl?" It's Scarlett you jackass, Shana O'hara. That movie sucked donkeys. Nothing like the comic or the cartoon. Just crap. How old was Duke in that movie? 20's Duke was a master sargeant which puts him mid thirties. Rant over.

  • @Cap285 yeah d-bag

  • @DaBearsManiac Is that all your feeble brain could come up with?

  • The ICE in this movie was SINKING near the end!!!

    ICE FLOATS! (They all float down here georgie!)

    And this movie says that emotions can't be scientifically explained... BULLSHIT!

    Ever heard of neuroscience or psychology? This movie is ass...

    The little kid that she was interviewing was surprisingly the smartest of them all.

  • "I'm to old for toys" rofl

  • I Can Teach you How to make a First Million! On my Chan!

  • just saw the movie, and it sucked and blow at the same time. Thank goodness I did not pay to see this movie in the theaters.

  • to add up..the joe's base was infiltrated so easily and the general almost got killed..stupid movie..

  • when all else fails..they don't..the president died..eiffel tower was destroyed and the enemy escaped..wasted my time and money..

  • when are master was killed you took a vow of silence now u will die without a word

  • one of the best movies i saw that summer. I don't see why people thought there was to much. Understand that GI joe was a toy line for KIDS.....that aside, i think it had just the right amount of action. =]. Just about perfecrt!

  • I Hated the movie, they changed way to much. They should have researched the comic books. The reason Snake Eyes never speeks is because part of his face was shot off, not because he saw his Master die. And the Fight scene with Snake Eyes & Storm Shadow looked like the came up with it on the set, I've seen fight scenes on Walker Texas Ranger that were just as action packed. Cobra Commander was friends with Duke???? I give this Movie a -05, I want my money back!!!

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    that ingy mogul fan kid was trying WAY too hard to impress her

  • i LOVED this movie......altho i guess i am a suker for kick ass action, fight scenes and explosions but all that aside....it was funny, great story awesome special effects and all in all very entertaining which is wat A MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE

  • My review "Hmmm"

  • what. it wasnt that bad. i liked it.

  • I would've liked it alot but, they messed up big on an important scene to me.

    Storm-Shadow used to be my favorite character. I watch the movie just to find out that something goes horrorbly wrong. In the comics, Storm-Shadow hates Snake-Eyes because Storm-Shadow thinks Snake-Eyes killed his father when really, Cobra-Commander killed him. In the movie, Storm-Shadow kills his master from some sort of jealousy (I think) and Snake-Eyes hates Storm-Shadow for that. I give the movie a 4.5 out of ten.

  • This movie is the reason I pirate!

  • i left the theatre with my friend when we went to see it the night it came out. it was soo boring

  • ehhh good action

    dialogue sucked

  • hahahahhahaa look at the boy going all "I'm too old for toys" to impress the lady!

  • this movie was complete SHIT...i want my money back!!

  • 5

    One sentence;

    "Meh"

    (I know, contest over)

  • a definate 9.0 for me

  • I saw this movie as soon as it came out being a huge g.i.joe fan.

    The movie had it's strong points and weak points.

    Strong points is the followed some of the characters really good and had amazing special effects.

    I

    Bad points even tho they follow some the old storyline from the cartoons and cartoons.

    But they changed way too much for me and didn't stick with the 80's cartoons

  • ok, none of those people have good opinions in movies. gi joes the movie sucked!!!! and that guy who said it was better than transformers 2 is retarded but then again that movie wasnt good either.

  • "...this pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead." New york times Manohla Dargis

  • this was one of the worst movies ever

  • It was better then TF2, but was still just a rental (a fun rental, but a rental none-the-less).

  • this is bullshit! this movie sucks balls!

  • late cmt but i thought the movie was great. it was what GI Joe-ish and great if you liked GI Joe as a kid.

  • Aside from Cobra Commander, everything worked just fine. I really liked that movie. The Zartan ending was very nicely done.

  • Old review but this is what I want to say after watching this on DVD.

    Go Joe but do not go see this movie!

  • If the Comic-Book Guy from the t.v. show "The Simpsons" was real and existed; these are his words for this movie: "Worst. Movie. Ever."

  • This movie was shit.  I'd rather watch an angry black man sodomize a penguin with a prosthetic leg.

  • Luv that little kid

  • Another mind-numbing piece of popcorn fluff and crap by the same CGI-centric Stephen Sommers. Milo had the only sense in that crowd, it definitely deserves a four.

  • Best directors of all time: Steven Speilberg, James Cameron( i didnt like avatar but he is still great), Peter Jackson, Rolland Emmerich, Christopher Nolan ( Dark Knight was a masterpiece), J J Abrams (i kinda like Mission Impossible 3),George Lucas, and maybe Michael Bay (transformers kinda sucked)

  • So many kiddies, that can't understand what GI Joe was about. It's just fun action, with great CG effects. Nothing more, nothing less. Damn, people are stupid now-a-days.

  • @jawehawk I can tell by your comment that your only experience with GI Joe was the stupid cartoons. You obviously know nothing about the great and far superior Marvel comic book series by Larry Hama(Writer, Vietnam veteran, martial arts expert, firearms and demolitions specialist) or else you would never have made such a comment. The only people who are stupid are those who make uninformed statements. This movie was nowhere near faithful to the comics, and could have been much better.

  • I've have never seen any of the GI Joe Comics, nor have I read the comics. Im not saying that the movie was great, but for pure entertainment, it was fun. I can understand why someone whos a fan of the comics or what not, might be annoyed. Though I think they made some nice charicters by using only the basic info of the origional charicters. The martial arts in the movie is awesome (You have to give the movie credit there?)

    Again, it's in no way a great movie. But it is a fun ride imo.

  • Again, you know nothing about the comics so you don't know that the "basic" info of the characters was all wrong. The Baroness was in love with Destro, not Duke. She blamed Snake Eyes for her brother's death, not Duke. The Commander was a used car salesman before he stared Cobra and was not the Baroness' brother. Snake Eyes is the one whose face and vocal chords were scarred in a helicopter accident; there was no vow of silence. And Scarlett is Snake Eyes' lover. Still think they got it right?

  • I never said they got it right, I said they came up with fairly interesting charicters.

    There is a big difference between a comic, and a movie. What your describing would take more than just 1 movie. Again this movie was about special effects, and giving the audience a fun time. If you can't set aside the comic book, then of course you're not going to like it. Don't blaime the movie for that.

  • Of course, that's what sequels are for! Nolan didn't put the Joker in the first movie, did he? He waited for the second. And a lot of what I described was in the movie, just rearranged. They could have done it the right way and saved some stuff for the sequel. There is little difference between a comic book and a movie, just what the filmakers are willing to do and not wiling to do. Don't make excuses for lazy writing. I'll bet Chrisopher Nolan, Joss Whedon, or J.J, Abrams could've done better.

  • Btw, I'm not upset with you. I appreciate your point of view. I'm upset with Hasbro and the studios for constantly denying fans for 25 years and counting. It's frustrating to wait for someone to finally adapt the material and get it right.

  • Let me start by saying it's nice to debate with someone, without having to insult one another. Don't see to many people that comes with real arguements here on YT. On the topic of Nolan and the new Batman movies. I have to say that I rather disliked the first one. Where as I absolutely love The Dark Knight. And I can definately see what you're getting at with the director of GI Joe, not doing enough to please the actual fans of GI Joe.

  • Yeah, I don't like the insulting comments on youtube either. So few people can debate on these vids without resorting to that stuff. I agree somewhat on Nolan, and I do think that GI Joe could've got a better treatment. It took a loooong time for fans to get the Dark Knight, so who knows? I also thought Iron Man did a pretty good job of adapting the comic to the screen. I just wish the studios gave comics the respect they give popular novels, that's all. Look at The Lord Of The Rings!

  • I wonder if the fact that Disney bying Marvel, will have any effect on upcoming movies, like Iron Man 2, and the like?

  • I don't see why it should. Disney owns ABC, and they've been real good about letting the creators of "Lost," Flash-Forward," and "V" have as much creative freedom as they want. I don't see why they would treat Marvel any differently.

  • it was terrible worst movie of 09

  • NO really! Sinking Ice!?

  • I don't care how much poeple want to protect this movie, it sucked bad!!!!!

  • it was a bad movie, but not a horrible movie. okay if you're really bored.

    i can't believe that girl liked transformers 2

  • I am the kid in blue and i honestly think that the movie sucked. It was one of the worst movies of 2009, and almost every critic agrees with me. and also, the aliens in the attic thing was a joke, because I had originally scheduled to be interviewed by grace about that movie but it didnt happen.

  • this movie was nothing the show

  • I simply thought the dialogue could have been much better. The action squences and special effects were superb, but the character development and acting could be improved.

  • This movie sucked. The acting was horrible and the plot was a joke. It was better than that lame TV show from when we were kids. If you put Transformers 2 and the first (4,5,6) star wars, you would get G.I. Joe just with bad acting and old star wars Special effects. The funny thing is that in Transformers Megan Fox is a bad actor but the hot chick in G.I. Joe is the ONLY decent actor in the whole movie. and the puerto rican guy is ok. The bad guy is a darth vader rip off. SFX is average. 4/10

  • your gay

  • im gay because I think a movie sucked?

  • The kid with the blue shirt is by far the smartest person I've ever seen on this show. Hell, he's the first one I've seen with good and realistic critical perception, unlike everyone else who would give Transformers 2 a 10/10 just because it has lots of explosions.

  • @enisijzer

    the kid with the blue shirt is a dick and so are you

  • @jackattack500

    Why do you even comment if you don't have any arguments to defend yourself, you ignorant, dumb little shit.

    And seriously, posting comments like "your gay" is the most pathetic way to make your point.

  • thank you! i AM the "kid in blue" and you are the only one who understands that this movie was really a piece of shit. they even played that black eyed peas song "boom boom pow" during the credits, which was realllly lame

  • @glorbb I don't care if you were that kid in the blue shirt. But I'm prolly not gonna watch this movie. It's VERY loosley based on the comic.. Duke is supposed to be a vet(eran)... They didn't have that armor in the comics....

  • dude dont worry i saw gi joe also and that movie was the worst movie of the summer... the only person who i knew who like it was my girlfriend but she also thinks that scary movie 1-4 are the funniest movies ever lol

  • @shamirismyname2

    Your girlfriend hasn't developed much taste for movies XD

  • @glorbb

    Haha, I hate that song and that really was lame..

  • Personally I disliked the movie

    Too much explosion with no point

    CG was too much and too noticeable

    Storyline was nothing special, seen it HUNDREDS of times before.

    For the first few minutes of the movie I thought it was trailer, too much stuff going on.

    Like one of the reviewers, it was interesting to see Marlin(sp?) Waynes dong somethin more series.

    For most of the movie I was gawking at Storm Shadow's sexiness and wondering why some random white kid was running around Japan.

  • Gi joe was actually pretty good i luved it. the only problem is the ray guns it too fake

  • Two things:

    1. The blue-shirted kid's the smartest of the entire interviewed group.

    2. The blond chick would be hot if she didn't talk like she just left physical therapy.

    3. (bonus) GI JOE isn't GI JOE. It's ultra gayness packaged as a lame action film.

  • @minkowski76

    the blue shit kid is a dick

  • the movie is ok 5 out of 10

  • 4:55. Actually the acelerator suits came before the iron man movie. They were based off a failed stephen sommers movie called "Acelerator" and it was acually the first script sommers wrote.

  • @Jakescam I saw that too. it was in the special features. but 20 years ago that movie wouldnt have been good

  • I agree. back then it would have been way out there but, you never know, he could have pulled it off.

  • Iron man had an accelerator suit in the early Marvel comics, that pre-dates the movie "accelerator", however I thought Vinny murphy wrote and directed "accelerator"?

  • Well, one thing i know is that stephen sommers wrote a screen play called accelerator but it failed. you do have a point with the iron man thing. i'm not so much a comic book guy so that i didn't know.

  • i thought the mummy: tomb of the dragon emperor was good. and, just sayin, stephen sommers didn't direct it bob cohen did. it would have been way better if stephen sommers did it.

    P.S. love the show

  • Haha, I love it how that younger looking kid in the review interviews had the best thought out views and opinions on it.

  • I felt there was some cheesy dialogue, and one or two "lucky drops," in the words of a golfer, but otherwise liked it. I played with / watched GI Joe growing up in the 90s (although I had a World War II Willy's Jeep & action figure), and you have to take it at what it is; another take on the setting for a GI Joe story.

  • Rise of Cobra is very good action movie.Unlike transformers Rise of Cobra actually have a pretty good plot for action movie and charachters with past.Joseph Gordon-Levitt was great as Rex Lewis/The Doctor/Cobra Commander.Sienna Miller was cool Baroness and Lee Byung Hun as Storm Shadow was also cool.

    And I actually really like Marlon Wayans as Ripcord.

  • this movie is ass

  • i knew by the trailer this movie was gonna suck. its all about transformers baby!

  • I can't believe he bad-mouthed G.I. Joe, when he wanted to see Aliens in the Attic.

  • Meh, just bought the DVD and was very disapointed. I grew up on GI Joe and have even read a few of the comics and I guess I was just expecting a different film. I was really hoping for something a bit grittier and mature ,but I mean I get it, big dumb summer blockbusters make tons of green and thats fine but this film wasnt made for me.

    By the way, this host chick is pretty cute

  • Man, this movie was Horrible! My God! It was so bad, I had to get up and walk out! Those idiots who made this movie should have hired better writers. Next time, they should hire Kevin Smith.

    The chick was right about one thing, It's not how lame a movie is, but how much money it makes.

  • I can't even bring myself to see the new movie. It'd just piss me off even more. I'm tired of the current practice of RAPING classic properties. i.e. Transformers/ Terminator/ Star Trek. Its all about hacks, banking off of greater talents. Kids don't know the difference, because its all new to them. Just leave well enough alone. I don't need to see my favorite shows "revamped". Leave it alone Hollyweird. Freekin' hacks. Marlon Wayans?!! You know its going to suck.

  • Raping classic properties? I think you are being too nice.

  • But The Only Upside To The Movie, Were That Scarlett And The Baroness Had Hella Fine Actors :D

  • Cobra Commander Shouldn't Even Be Related To The Baroness Because She's SUPPOSED To Be Russian. The Movie Had No Relations To The Original Series Or Comics. Those People Were Giving Way Too Much Credit For What That Movie Was Worth. I'm Sorry To Have To Say That GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Was A Major Disappointment To GI Joe Fans.

  • I agree. To be honest, I thought Cobra Comander and Destro came across like Pinky and the Brain.

    What was Cobra Commander's motivation to take over the world? Badass weaponry isn't motivation enough!

    And speaking of CC, I thought he looked too much like Marilyn Manson in a bad mood.

  • @gundam000g

    i agree

  • I'm Sorry, But That Milo Kid Was Annoying. But He Was Right About Some Aspects Of The Movie. Honestly, I Think The Movie Was Retarded. It Had Inconsistent CGI Effects, And Cheesy Acting. I Fail To See How Duke Had An Affair With Baroness When That's Destro's Girl. And Duke Was One Of The First Members Of The GI Joe Team, He Was There Before Scarlett And Snake Eyes. Oh, And The Way That Snake Eyes Runs Is Just Unorthodox For A Ninja. And Storm Shadow Isn't Supposed To Die =/

  • The one in the Blue dat is a dude right or a little women can't till.Idk LOL

  • Porkchop Sandwhiches!!!!!!!

  • That parody was so much better than the movie.

  • I'm tired of the remakes/ revamps/ re-imaginations. Stop making "NEW" Star Treks/Terminators/Transformers­, and just start making original films. But alas, that takes at least an inkling of talent. I'm sick of hacks working in Hollywood. The old masters are gone. Only a few promising talents remain. VERY few.

  • What's the parody called?

  • it was "GI Joe PSAs." It was a collection of the PSAs that appeared at the end of the GI joe cartoons, but dubbed over to make it completely ludicrous. The "Porkchop Sandwiches" was one of them. In that one, a couple of kids attempt to cook, and set fire to the kitchen. One of the joes shows up and gets everyone out. While doing so, he says "What the hell are you doing? Get the Hell Out! Oh shit!"

  • love the g.i.joe PSAs

  • 10+

  • The white kid & the spanish kid are retarded :(

  • how can you people say it was a bad movie i am a harsh movie critic myself and for those people who rated this movie badly obviously did not see it i rate it a 4.5/5 because it had good cgi but did not relay on it and it had great details throught the whole movie verry action packed till the verry end.

  • I've seen the movie and i thought it was medicore. The CGI may have looked but it seemed the actors were in front a green screen for half the movie, in my opinion it was too much. For me the movie was just a long blur of explosions, random explosions. I don't maybe should stop watching action movies, it looked nice but I wanted some plot. In the end, the stuff I did like was for the wrong reasons.

  • This movie was excellent, I can say that the only flaw was a few underdeveloped characters; however, they put some good backgrounds such as Snakeeyes which had a superb background check. 5/5

  • that was the worst movie ...the guy say that the hemelt controled the armor but they did take of the helmets of and what happen?..... well it worked perfectly , wtf ??? hahaha

  • one sentence. GOOD MOVIE :)

  • Mixed feelings sum up this film for me exactly! It had great action, especially when they got the suits, that gave me chills because you felt like you were in the suit with them. Aside from a few "what the hell?!" plot points, the biggest problem I had was Channing Tatum as Duke. I questioned from the get go if Tatum had the presence to play Duke(he didn't) and if that weren't bad enough, he seemed like he telephoned his performance in.

  • Although I was pretty much raised on the cartoon, I have to agree with you on that. Didn't want to see the same story twice anyways.

  • i thought it was a pretty good movie. people keep saying their was to much action, but action is awsome. its so actioney

  • @legocreator8633 the action distracted you from the god awful...well everything else

  • so you have one smart kid and one pretty dumb...the dumb one said ''a 10'' the smart one ''4.5''....

  • oh my god....this was one of the worst movies of this year..got completely bored...nothing good about it...

  • His CGI counterpart seemed to have more presence and acting ability than Taum himself did! This flick is fun provided you can suspend some disbelief but it's nothing groundbreaking and revolutionary and I'd suggest waiting until it hits the $5.00 bin at Wal-Mart if you really want to own it. I also felt that Ray Park as Snake Eyes, Dennis Quaid as Hawk, and Joseph Gordon Levitt as The Cobra Commander were the only standouts acting-wise.

  • Umm...GI Joe was bad. For starters, Blowing up ice DOES NOT SINK IT. Ice is buoyant! It floats!

  • One sentence review : "Cheese S*it . "

  • i liked it, I didn't really go into it expecting a award winning movie, just to sit there and watch some badass action movie. And I got what I wanted, cannot wait for the sequel.

    If you go into this expecting a huge story and shit, don't go see it, you won't like it.

  • this was an awful movie all it was, was bad humor and special FX I thought it was directed by a jellyfish

  • They wasted so awesome potential.. i remeber old coomic books especially the dark ones with hard climate like snake eyes legacy and his face operation etc, the movie haved great potential for big grown up action movie with epic story line but it ended as plastic action overblown sf crap with poor storyboard and plastic joes that can cheat the death... im dissapointed badly, imho animated G.I. Joe Resolute is 250% better.

  • haha, that boy's the best!

  • black hair kid was the only one i agree with. The movie borrowed too much from other movies. Explosions from transformers, accelarator suits from iron man, and their regular suits from superhero movies. Just a little too unrealistic, i'd give a 6.5 out of 10.

  • it was a good movie but the kid gave a good comment and a rate of 7.5 is just right

  • I like the kid's critique more better; parents raised him really well.

  • you know whats funny people bitch to much everyones like nothing is good anymore lets see you direct a gi joe movie

  • I thought it was okay... Acting wasn't much and the special effects tanked, overall 6/10.

  • That kid with black hair annoys me

  • Me too.

  • one sentence review:

    I think the movie had enough action and storyline to replace the originality, 9.5/10

  • The only thing I liked about the movie was Snake Eyes.

    0:34 thats because of change in culture and technology.

    the movie was nothing like X-men

    I hate it when people said it was better than Transformers ROTF. I like to see that kid in the blue shirt make a movie.

    "I can't handle too much action it make brain hurt" ,wow. The movie was like a combination of Terminator 3 and Batman Forever.

  • I don't know much of the G.I Joe but I know that I really enjoyed this movie since I am a big fan of action and the plot were pretty decent for me, the one thing I would complain about would be character developement but otherwise, 7,5/10 from me!

  • Wow. I am surprised at the reaction to this film! I thought it was horrible, and wouldn't go back to see it again if I were being paid. It had a thin plot, way too much action, corny characters and bad acting. And really, ninjas? Vow of silence ninjas with corny names jumping around with swords? Any trained marksman could have shot and killed him before he could have even gotten to the action. I give it a 1/10

  • I could have sworn their names were from the cartoon.

  • anyone think the film reminds you of the game Crysis?

  • Yep, definately Crysis... and slightly Halo

  • bollywood truck lol

  • 9/10

  • G.I. Joe is B movie perfection on a Star Wars budget. 9/10

  • They should of made a good movie first then make a good GI Joe movie that this was just TERRIBAD 2/10

  • It looks shitty, looks like they use a franchise to squeeze out money out of those people.

  • This movie sucks, and knowing that is half the battle.

  • congradulations, you win those tickets XD

  • You should have that little dude w/the black hair and blue shirt on again. Because unlike everyone else, he's got taste.

  • no he shares HIS OPINION!

  • It was the best movie ever. You're a bitch to say it was a bad movie. It' my favorite movie. It's all I could ever ask for in a movie: Hot guys, epic gadgets, and non-perverted romance.

  • 5 out of 10.

    It was okay.

    But it felt like it was Tranformes, but a bit different.

  • baroness was hot in this....

  • theres always someone hot in a movie

  • Stephen Sommers needs to lay off of the CGI effects a little bit. I mean, that was practically the movie, with the exception of a few lame one-liners

  • they flew from moscow to Wash.

    DC in like, 4 minutes, and the PEOPLE could fly

  • I actually liked it, but parts of it felt like it had a bit too much of action and most of it felt unrealistic and it was also like being in a video game

  • People are really setting their standards low.

  • Why don't you give me a blow job?

  • I can't believe I went to see this, but I'd seen all the other great summer movies already and this one was the only one to look reasonably tolerable. Good supporting cast, but it turned out to be a CGI acid trip.

  • 8.5 Could' ve been more 80's Gi Joe and a lot less Sigma (sucks)...I mean Sigma 6.

    I wanna be the middle of a Scarlet / Baroness Sandwich.