Dear lord, if we cant trust Jeremy not to frighten "our" children who can we trust????? If i had a young child, who managed to tear himself away from the x box, after ten solid hours of killing zombies i would need to claim compensation on his behalf for the damages caused ;oO
also this man is extremely boring, why dont the parents just lie about what execution and say its when you pull on your weewee or put your pinky in your fufu.
Three basic things you need to know bout children... Whoever the hell you are:
1) They don't watch the One Show.
2) They're not stupid. They probably understand what execution is.
3) Following on from the previous point, they can probably differenciate between a joke and a serious proposition... Especially when it's coming out of the mouth of a blustering comic figure like Jeremy Clarkson.
Now stop whining and do whatever it is we pay you to do, you big wet blanket.
The fact that he was mocking the BBC with this quote, appears to have gone unnoticed, he said something good about the strikes, then said because it was the BBC he had to show both sides of the argument. So he said something negative. All i can say is thank god this karl turner prick has no real power. THE END.
Dear lord, if we cant trust Jeremy not to frighten "our" children who can we trust????? If i had a young child, who managed to tear himself away from the x box, after ten solid hours of killing zombies i would need to claim compensation on his behalf for the damages caused ;oO
spookycheeseballs 1 week ago
This is... in fact, there is no word in the english language to describe this, so i shall simply say it's ridiculous...
startrekwarsmixguy 2 weeks ago
it was just a joke, why are we so serious why are you taking it sooooo far. you know what hes like
longlivestalin1 2 weeks ago
the kids don't give a fuck...
candlebik 2 weeks ago
"Jeremy Clarkson has no record of sending out death squads", brilliant haha.
TheOneNo20 3 weeks ago
and how the fuck do you bring a little bit of a controversial joke to gun crime and muslim hate preachers.
PrivateJetson 2 months ago 2
also this man is extremely boring, why dont the parents just lie about what execution and say its when you pull on your weewee or put your pinky in your fufu.
PrivateJetson 2 months ago
i think most school children would agree 100% with what he said.
PrivateJetson 2 months ago
children that watch the one show are boring anyway.
PrivateJetson 2 months ago
Three basic things you need to know bout children... Whoever the hell you are:
1) They don't watch the One Show.
2) They're not stupid. They probably understand what execution is.
3) Following on from the previous point, they can probably differenciate between a joke and a serious proposition... Especially when it's coming out of the mouth of a blustering comic figure like Jeremy Clarkson.
Now stop whining and do whatever it is we pay you to do, you big wet blanket.
TheValeyard92 2 months ago
its not his fault he has a vagina, and got sand in it as well.
behnambazmi 2 months ago
How many children watch The One Show? I've never seen a single episode!!
VulturousYeti 2 months ago
The fact that he was mocking the BBC with this quote, appears to have gone unnoticed, he said something good about the strikes, then said because it was the BBC he had to show both sides of the argument. So he said something negative. All i can say is thank god this karl turner prick has no real power. THE END.
james0807 3 months ago
They clearly have no children :)
james0807 3 months ago
i like the tags political correctness gone mad, because that's really all this is
TMOMFXD 3 months ago