Dexter - Vince Masuka

[21DieselBoy21]

Are you the one my mom told me not to talk to? "Awkward..."

[SlickCitySosa]

BOO-YAW!



[GetchaEdOuchass]

lol @ pontoon poon

[StfuNao]

aww, where's "Fucking Albert Chung..."?

[nicholastube17]

science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on

[TemperatureSniping]

My favourite line - S04E10

"Man, Project Runway is on... Fuck you."

[alexoficeland]

Thumbs up if your ringtone is Masuka hehehe

[RobLPC]

Who wears a wolf suit in the middle of summer, in Maimi. Nazis thats who.

[McMakisha]

Surfing the crimson wave, Hahahahahagahaha

[McMakisha]

Hahahaha aha

[amanda112307]

Hilarious.

[jasonlee0290]

uh heh heh heh heh heh heh

[Naverpace]

Fuckin Albert Chung

[FuzzehPeach]

You're not chinese

I'm not?

LOL

[0506602906]

2:15 best part

[ErnilEnNaur]

Masuka deserves a spin-off series.

[JacobbGMusic]

Most random funny scene of masuka season 2 episode 11 Left turn ahead. When they were reviewing the tape and saw doakes at the gas stations and he said "Can't believe it... 3.49 for regular?" ahaha masuka is the best

[nma305]

LOL @ 2:10-2:15...Boo ya, who's your Daddy..Its sounds weird when u say it..

LMAO

[oOoTinyoOo]

Who's your daddy?

[kevintrinh16]

Someone please do a soundboard!

[Shakespearelover14]

That montage of him laughing was priceless!

[xXxPieGuyxXx]

'I'm hungry' lol

Naked dead body right there.

[Squall3246]

I love it when he saw the sketch of Dexter and say : Justin Bieber =)

[aghaotic]

He laughs like Beavis.

[wolfmanjacksaid]

A couple more great Masuka lines (probably in seasons released after this video was made):

(To Deb) "I saved you a cream-filled one."

(from Season 4) "Talk about your blood bath, hehehe"

[beebuns1]

great video, it really captures Masuka's inner perv :D

[FohawkHawtie]

"I love it when you talk dirty!"

I just lose my shit every time LOL

[aglayanizenko]

2:09 best part.

[lorenzo4470]

2:01 - 2:09 heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

[odomisauq]

ROFL...He always has the best lines

[JododoBozozo]

mr plastic man and captain bloody underpants

[728DMB]

".....i'm hungry" lolol

[airgun97]

0:55 i can explain the shemale stuff hillarious!!!:D

[MAriNeMandM]

i can explain all that she-male stuff. lmao

[kingmanted]

You forget when deb comes in from the rain and she says how wet she is...man how could you miss that!

[Mikaylee]

@kingmanted It's in my Debra Montage.

[kingmanted]

@Mikaylee Oh okay,thanks man!

[marvel672]

Wow they give a gun in florida these days- Patista

I know scary right- Masuka

[cwmike08]

@marvel672 its Batista

[wretchedspawn118]

Notice how at 1:00 when Vince makes that comment, everyone gives him a weird look but Deb barely looks because she's used to it and they aren't

[kangaroo9123]

Lead forensics investigaotr. Translation, everyones bitch!

[chaznee00]

lmfao!!!!!!!!

[PaddysRedDevils]

what a genius..comes out with some grade a comments

[TheOnePistol]

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.....

[randomjoe333333]

masuka and deb montage

[Ojokernegro]

This dude has the best laugh on the whole Dexter series..."hehehehe!"

[locomex713]

season 2 episode 6 frank lundy: oh this isnt about dexter this is about masuka, i cant stand him. i hear one more titty joke im afraid ill punch him in the face. xDDDDDD

[wretchedspawn118]

2:57 You would think Masuka, of all people, wouldn't mind getting the ass end

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

@wretchedspawn118 well it was a guys ass end lol and he swings all ways but top half guy lol

[deanp1987]

Masuka makes me laugh in Dexter Season 5 Episode 6 Everything Is Illuminated the warehouse bit it's just so funny the way he describes the scene

[koropaniwladca]

@deanp1987 best scene ever :D

[pieceofparadox]

@deanp1987 I just watched that!!!

[citronklyftan]

maska for presindent! he-he-he-he!..

[EmilyShepherd]

i LOVE the part where you have the consecutive laughs. haha thanks for sharing!

[KZ2Outsider]

"Hey, if you like little things.. I'm your man."

[Jvarls14]

2 words, auto erotic mummification

[strawberryrhubarbs]

Wait... did I call the hot Morgan by mistake? Freudian!

[140JOJO]

Aww, he's like a retarded puppy. A disgusting retarded puppy.

[katdad07]

He sooo funny

[KrillinSpillin]

nazis, THATS WHO.

[SaiteK1911]

She male stuff.. LOLOLOLO!!!!

[TheMrRaymondJames]

the LFI fo the BHB

[aekares]

hahahaha!!! the retarted puppy... the best!!!!!

[TehCream]

Freudian! 

[TheOnePistol]

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

[CoolJohnDog]

Season Four Ep. 1

Masuka "Come on, get a drink with me, it'll cheer you up."

Dexter "I'm going home to my family Vince."

Masuka "VASTLY overrated."

[uncoolnerd]

Lundy's face when he says "I can explain all that shemale stuff"

fucking amazing. hahahaha

[gemeneaap01]

''Who's your daddy?''

- ''You're my daddy''

''Souds weird when you say it.''

Priceless

[engineer14]

hoe hoe, another dead hoe!looooooooooolest

[Vesman1]

best damn character in Dexter... he should get spin-off

[TheHappyKitten]

2:00 - 2:11 LOLOLOL

[aireeuh]

@TheHappyKitten I fucking love his creepy little pervert laugh XD

[Matt561]

I really wanna see what his house looks like.

[LupoBHS]

LEAD FORENSICS INVESTIGATOR!!!

[IluvKirito]

lmfao Masuka owns <33333 xD

[sheldonobst14]

fuck yesss, hahaha funny shit!!!

[esmajor]

"lead fucking investigator, translation everyone's bitch!" - ROFLMAO! I still ike Batista better but this guy cracks me up!

[DEDE0203]

respect the vest !

[oraLUFFY]

i love this man whne he laugh omg!! he have awesome laugh heeheheheeh

[Wacko375]

A bad ass like Doakes would rather burn than get burned. Thats going in my movie!

[CyberStalkeR1337]

ho, ho, ho, another dead hoe!

[bigjamesbondfan]

"Dont make me take out my hose!"

[modernchica101]

lead forensic investigator! haha.

fuckin ridonculous!

pffttttt.

[MisMoonChild]

"She's like a wikipedia perv" :'''''D

[kikitheowl]

haahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahha­hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha­hahahahahahahahahahah

[ngl35]

love that man, truely love:)

[dcameron0702]

respect the vest, don't make me take out my hoes ehehehehehe

[BakingPizza]

"Fucking Albert Chung"

[MjoelH]

@BakingPizza hahahaha

[TheHollyHollister]

"Wait. Did I call the hot Morgan by mistake? Freudian."

HAHAhahHAhaHAHAhahahhhh! Impeccably accurate and brilliantly funny.

[tengisshuudee]

shes gonna fuck me silly

ROFL

[EthioArsonist]

lol whats a pantoon poon guys?

[ultraret]

not a good a s the other vince compliations.. scense too short some jokes are cut off

[modernchica101]

youre throwin off my chi.

ahahhahaha,

[lyzuf]

lead forensic investigator translation everyones bitch HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[warcrouch]

haha i love lundys expression at 0:55 ! Masuka rocks!

[ZomgZomg007]

warm DNA !!! LOL

[dalejr8fan01]

LMAO!!

[DAdZor]

love his laugh =)

[Yod0]

ahahahahh

<3

[axgrata]

Great montage of Masuka!

[modernchica101]

DEEP SPACE 9! haha.

ohhhh masuka, i love the s4 moment where he's like "i can't be here late project runway is on"

haha.

[rodrymoya]

respect the vest, don't make take out my hose fucking genius Mazuka!

[AylaMM]

HAHAHA "you want to see something swell? Come closer" HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[mortiimatii0]

"hey morgan,wanna sit on my lap when we're done and tell me whatcha want for christmas? " lol

[bumblelybee]

haha I love masuka!

[cmonutube]

hahah "fucking ridonkulous"

[cmonutube]

LOL matsuka drives a monster truck... I guess it makes sense considering his character

[d00ber57]

that shit was funny...

[DexterNadal]

Masuka rules!

His laugh is epic

[krystyna222d]

"How come you got a hug and I got a pat on the nose?"

"'Cause you're like a retarded puppy"

HA!

[WolvesAndScrubsxD]

"I want to see a REAL 7-10 split"

XD

Masuka is EPIC!

[PukaFlores]

I love Vince,he's such a sex maniac

[MaybeThanh]

2:00

His laugh is fucking awesome :D

[shulamit1991]

His laugh reminds me of Elmer Fudd's ;-)

[fwehbulous]

"Lead fucking investigator, translation everybody's bitch."

omg xD

[hisoj]

the "7-10 split" is actually a reference to him wanting to go to a strip club while they are bowling

[benoitdidnotdoit]

hahaha masukas da pimp

[Mad2k5]

"I can explain all that she male stuff"

[nirvana851]

Masuka... classic

[SaltyChickenWing]

Ho ho ho and another dead hoe. lol I love Masuka.

[mysteriousscent]

Hahaha, gotta love his laughter :D

[lauranamae]

I love him. lol

[19Nvr19]

''Don't test me Masuka!!''

[toma508]

Masuka is a pimp.

[terezkauiu]

Masuka rulezzz !!! yeah :D

[sadgOd666]

Love that little fucker! ha ha :)

[Jownak]

In real life I also wouldnt be able to stand his vulgar humour, but god damn if he doesnt fucking crack me up big time! Masuka rules!

[dolcen]

i also miss a quote from season 3, you need to make a new clip with s3 ;)

him, deb and dexter, I think, was collecting fingerprint from somebody ... and all they had prints on was a big microwave. when masuka sees it he looks at it, and says "next time, buy her a *something* instead".

i laughed so hard at that, wish i could find the scene somewhere :( dont remember which ep

[lukass92]

thats from season 2, either third or second last episode of the season

[dexterfan101]

your thinking of season two when they were trying to dring in lila and the last thing she used was angles microwave and masuka said next time make her a tea

[LmightyQ]

HAHA!! I LOVE IT.

[tonyrockyhorror88]

2:10 such seriousness.. I LOVE IT!

[petercab]

Masuka FTW!!!

[Dan2000]

Masuka is the real star of the show.

[MLH]

Fucking RiDONKulous!! XD

[VMVD56]

If you like little things then im your man.....oh...well...im not little everywhere.hehe.........love him!

[Semicotton]

I love Masuka!

[duckmanx88]

i love vince. his laugh is amazing

[M249MachineGun]

left out the best Masuka quote from season 3! "Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on."

[Mikaylee]

Technically I didn't leave it out because Season 3 hadn't aired yet when I made this. But that is a very funny quote!

[Darkmask133]

@M249MachineGun i know i love that scene!

[TheMrFunGuy]

@M249MachineGun 

[EastSwede]

At the crime-scene: "I´m hungry." xD WTF loved that

[Kedaryo]

I love Masuka and his freaky laugh :D

[AkatsukiShinobi82]

Vince Masuka>everyone in the show but Dexter.

[Prid3r]

Oh oh oh another dead oh !

[keithis1337]

fuccin redonkulous

[AFitz1174]

lmao. Love ya Masuka. ((Not in a gay transexual shemale way))

[FlakoFino23]

He has the Funniest laugh ever!!! LOL huhuhhuhuhuh kinda like beavis and butthead!!

[DeathKnight725]

You didn't include the gasp he gave Deb when she said she's kinda wet!? gj though.

[Durnga]

LOL I love Masuka!

[PureMetalDrummer15]

"I can explain all that shemale stuff" lmao

[Laerrry]

:D:D:D He is such a cool guy!!:-D

[cptbrastrap]

My favorite lines are Masuka's. Hahaha, everyone knows a Masuka.

[MyMisericorde]

Brilliant. XD I love Masuka.

[MRCAB]

haha! "you're not Chinese" I was thinking the same thing, when he said that.

[justjoshingyou23]

Hahahaha Vince has so many great lines!