yes i agree. i thought that i was the only one that saw megan's fox lips and said that she probably had her lips plumped with something and she was hardly wearing any clothes in the bike scene.
I really don't care a crap that people didn't like the movie, the movie was awesome the battle sequence was incredible. And all of u people say that Shia and Megan or all the human cast didn't have a dialogue. And u know what the movie is called right, TRANSFORMERS u pay to see robots not the humans.
"Desperately sad". My feelings exactly. I like toy robots. I like Sci-Fi-Movies. I usually like blockbusters, too. I even liked the first Transformers. Sort of. But this? $200 mio. bucks for THIS? 200 mio. scrambled opportunities...
Action scenes mostly off the screen , 90% of the "action" scenes are debris and explosion , the fighting sequences appear less than a second and cut away to show debris , excessive zooming , spinning and 360 degree spining and zooming and nano second editing .
Michael Bay know nothing about action movie making . He must have thought that action movie means high speed editing .
Try to imagine that Peter Jackson did the same thing to King Kong vs T-rex scene.
Calling those who willing watch it 'people suffering from brain damage' is childish to the point where I doubt your interests for the movie type is even valid enough to make your opinion worth hearing. Sorry man, but really.
This thing. I'm teetering on the verge of calling this movie the WORST movie I've ever seen. It was BAD. Beyond BAD. IT carves out its own definition of giant piece of crap.
I completely agree with everything , terrible movie that would have been good if it took itself seriously instead of being one big joke for mindless idiots to drool at.
I know that I'll get plenty of thumbs down for being judgemental, but if you are a crass person who doesn't mind farting,cussing and telling sex-jokes in public company then you will love this movie. If you have a little reservation i.e. class, "hated" flavor of love,then you will have some hate for this movie.
Michael Bay: the perpetual adolescet with adolescent tastes.
And YOU have a problem with sexy scenes in a movie? with touted lips, cleavage... YOU with that poster size tall "EAT ME I'm just 18, come and get me" hanging right behind you as you talk about how disgusting Alice was in the movie... Come on. Hypocrite
I just saw the movie...And you couldn't be more wrong about it. Like I said go and watch GAY movies maybe thats the only subject that you can appreciate.
So do you like the robot with the giant metal testicles? You incredible point of view proved me how much you know about movies( a shit). If you don't like the movie becouse didn't show gays people on it, plz do not criticize. I don't believe Steven Spielberg has been the executive producer of a crap movie like you just described
David Poland, my compliments, you officially are my new idol.
Apart from kidding, great review, I have not seen the film yet but I'm so sure I'll agree with you that it means your words were very, very convincing.
The other guy's response shows the intellectual level of the audience for this movie. Of course if someone is willingly going to pay money to see a sequel to a movie based on a toy they have to be easily entertained. Like you say in the review with all the money they're spending couldn't they have at least tried to aim higher like T4 and Watchmen?
Your Review is horrible did you even watch the movie, if you thought it was so bad then what the fuck did you wanna see in the movie. You tell me what would make it Better
poor john tutturo :(
evilkyle 2 years ago
those werent my robot friends. Transformers are DEAD to me. THXS MB, THXS a million!
jamesbluntslunts 2 years ago
yes i agree. i thought that i was the only one that saw megan's fox lips and said that she probably had her lips plumped with something and she was hardly wearing any clothes in the bike scene.
missjen84 2 years ago
I really don't care a crap that people didn't like the movie, the movie was awesome the battle sequence was incredible. And all of u people say that Shia and Megan or all the human cast didn't have a dialogue. And u know what the movie is called right, TRANSFORMERS u pay to see robots not the humans.
Denwix17 2 years ago
"Desperately sad". My feelings exactly. I like toy robots. I like Sci-Fi-Movies. I usually like blockbusters, too. I even liked the first Transformers. Sort of. But this? $200 mio. bucks for THIS? 200 mio. scrambled opportunities...
flug747 2 years ago
Michael Bay and the screenwriters are somehow able to make stories that are both overwhelmingly complex and mind-numbingly stupid.
MisterFortySeven 2 years ago
The problem of Michael Bay .....
Action scenes mostly off the screen , 90% of the "action" scenes are debris and explosion , the fighting sequences appear less than a second and cut away to show debris , excessive zooming , spinning and 360 degree spining and zooming and nano second editing .
Michael Bay know nothing about action movie making . He must have thought that action movie means high speed editing .
Try to imagine that Peter Jackson did the same thing to King Kong vs T-rex scene.
gmtt 2 years ago
Calling those who willing watch it 'people suffering from brain damage' is childish to the point where I doubt your interests for the movie type is even valid enough to make your opinion worth hearing. Sorry man, but really.
Yamsofdoom 2 years ago
transformers was crap. nothing else.
coolandrelaxed 2 years ago
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DoIDareDream 2 years ago
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DoIDareDream 2 years ago
"Hey everybody. It's the middle of the summer...."
Right from the get go this guy comes across as an idiot.... SUMMER JUST STARTED.
Anyways as for the review itself. Anybody who didn't understand the story is.... well stupid. It was not hard in any way to understand.
"People want to see them go (transformation noise). Transform. Shoot stuff. KILL PEOPLE....."
He says this and thinks it's being marketed to kids. He definitely has no idea where he is going with his own review.
mysticrican86 2 years ago
haven't seen it. Thanks for the heads up DP.
WoodlandsHomeboy 2 years ago
This.....movie.
This thing. I'm teetering on the verge of calling this movie the WORST movie I've ever seen. It was BAD. Beyond BAD. IT carves out its own definition of giant piece of crap.
Razlo5000 2 years ago
Hahaha. . . you were pretty much dead on with the review.
I thought that Terminator was weak. . . but this was complete load of crap.
Terminator at least still has potential if (according to what is being said) it is a beginning of a new trilogy.
konman001 2 years ago
Aww man you couldn't be anymore right about this film. Sorry you're gonna get alot of lame comments saying "you're gay", to discredit your opinion.
jmmycsnv 2 years ago
Suck dick you old fagget
the movie was GREAT !!!!!
FocuSzUzumaki 2 years ago
Exactly the kind of hateful, anti-intellectual, brain dead response one would expect from a fan of the film.
Chradnev 2 years ago
I completely agree with everything , terrible movie that would have been good if it took itself seriously instead of being one big joke for mindless idiots to drool at.
trevonturner 2 years ago
Great review!!
JTMHollywood 2 years ago
I know that I'll get plenty of thumbs down for being judgemental, but if you are a crass person who doesn't mind farting,cussing and telling sex-jokes in public company then you will love this movie. If you have a little reservation i.e. class, "hated" flavor of love,then you will have some hate for this movie.
Michael Bay: the perpetual adolescet with adolescent tastes.
phoneke 2 years ago
your joke about the "four quadrants" made me laugh. great vid!
ladybedazzled 2 years ago
And YOU have a problem with sexy scenes in a movie? with touted lips, cleavage... YOU with that poster size tall "EAT ME I'm just 18, come and get me" hanging right behind you as you talk about how disgusting Alice was in the movie... Come on. Hypocrite
SethLoganatbgg 2 years ago
if ur 12 years old u will like the movie but it was a let down
jamesm00769 2 years ago
I just saw the movie...And you couldn't be more wrong about it. Like I said go and watch GAY movies maybe thats the only subject that you can appreciate.
hitmanagent85 2 years ago
Pretty funny comment from a fan of a movie with John Turturro's ass and giant metal testicles.
Chradnev 2 years ago
oh god no I love turturro, but I don't want to see his ass. lol I got to see these twin robots for myself. Oh and I loved the comment on Fox.
jmmycsnv 2 years ago
So do you like the robot with the giant metal testicles? You incredible point of view proved me how much you know about movies( a shit). If you don't like the movie becouse didn't show gays people on it, plz do not criticize. I don't believe Steven Spielberg has been the executive producer of a crap movie like you just described
hitmanagent85 2 years ago
I haven't seen the film yet, but I think David Poland would agree with me that while Spielberg might be a genius he has made some crap before.
jmmycsnv 2 years ago
That's Truth. Good Review. The Movie Was Kinda Lame. I Wanted To Hurt Myself A Little Bit, Fuck Michael Bay!
FirmanFam79 2 years ago
David Poland, my compliments, you officially are my new idol.
Apart from kidding, great review, I have not seen the film yet but I'm so sure I'll agree with you that it means your words were very, very convincing.
Edo88Italy 2 years ago
A script. Some characters. Some coherence.
And why do people say stupid stuff like, "Did you even watch the movie?" Is that really an argument?
TheHotButton 2 years ago
The other guy's response shows the intellectual level of the audience for this movie. Of course if someone is willingly going to pay money to see a sequel to a movie based on a toy they have to be easily entertained. Like you say in the review with all the money they're spending couldn't they have at least tried to aim higher like T4 and Watchmen?
captain07234 2 years ago
Your Review is horrible did you even watch the movie, if you thought it was so bad then what the fuck did you wanna see in the movie. You tell me what would make it Better
break09 2 years ago