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he never once acted like this, he never said he was *outraged* in the first place, he said it was fucking embarrassing but wtf OF COURSE IT IS! but you, are just acting like a retard... oh wait... acting... yeah...you ARE a retard haha
@SatansMullet That is not your place to just label someone you are to assume that they know no better cast aside all other anger thoughts there is no true peace for those that are judgmental.
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GOODWILL HUNITNG, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Entourage, Jay and Silent Bob, Zack and Miri make a porno,Die Hard, Law and Order...you wish you was Kevin Smith..
Clearly, the reasoning was because they didn't think Kevin Smith could survive Southwest Airlines new landing routine, where they push the passengers off as they go by the drop zone.
Clearly they were afraid Kevin Smith would be too heavy for a parachute, and did it for his safety.
@Supajawa22 naw they thought "well.... if we drop this guy *points to other passenger* he'll land safely by our new standards (yes, they do push them off the plane! ^_^) but if we keep this guy on *points to kevin smith* then we'll have to pay for the crater he leaves on our runway......*walks over to kevin* Excuse me sir, we have to eject you from the plane"
@tellonedilom Yeah, but if you're fat, and you don't lose the weight (when it's optional) people should be allowed to say to you "excuse me, but you can't sit here, because you are too lazy to lose weight"
People are fat for other reasons. It's in genetics as well as diet. So discriminating against people for something they can't help is wrong. And it would be equally wrong to punish the group that can control it but not the group that cant, or cant as easily.
Does anyone else find it even funnier how he takes a sip of Coke Zero in the middle, rather than regular Coke? Why would fatass Kevin Smith care about diet soda? If you're gonna eat and drink junk, might as well go all the way.
oh my freaking god dude, your videos never get old. its so..... ahh screw it i can't think of any words to describe it so im making one up right now: SCRUMTRELECENT. yup that's what you are.
he eats.... Cheddar puffs, powdered donuts, a hot dog thing, a box ofchocolates, a liter of soda, chocolate bars, a burger w/ some sort of meat, brownies, ice cream, whip cream, whip cream on oreos with chocolate sauce , peanut butter with like chocolate(?), A F***ING BRICK of cheddar cheese, pizza with whip cream, pizza w/ butter(!), and dinner!!! lol
Cheddar puffs, powdered donuts, a cheese roll thing, chocolates, a liter of soda, chocolate bars, some sort of burger with brown goop, brownies, ice cream, whip cream, whip cream on oreos with chocolate sauce on top, peanut butter with something, cheese, pizza with whip cream topped with butter, and dinner. WTF.
just in case you guys don't know, Kevin Smith actually bought 2 of the seats so he would meet the weight requirements.
ranekdadr00d 1 week ago
What in the world, that was really funny lol.
TheChelsRules 2 weeks ago
I wonder if Jack actually ate some of that buttered pizza
Theevil6ify 2 weeks ago
I think Chad was talking to this guy when he said: TAKE THE CURRLY FRIES OUT YOUR MOUTH AND TRY HIPPO! o.o
nachos908283 2 weeks ago
I think Chad, just had a haert atack. Bro90XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!
magiclagoon7 3 weeks ago
Wtf did I just see?
STaTiiCMedia 3 weeks ago
good i just puked i think
Bullettear666 2 months ago
Notice that it is DIET coke
SAndTGames 2 months ago 4
@SAndTGames Which makes it worse for him because he isn't on a diet...
TheLycaNinja 1 month ago
well i'm gonna go get some dinner... hilarious
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alarocker 3 months ago
I came here thanks to Livechat xD
AliasBaas 3 months ago
FROM THE LIVE CAHT YEAH
kamakorean 3 months ago
here because it was just mentioned in a livechat
cryptmonkey 3 months ago
here from live chat
GameAnarchy4Life 3 months ago
livechat ftw
NeuroFizz 3 months ago
I actually wanna try whipped cream on pizza now...
SonOfTheNorthe 4 months ago
cream and butter on pizza? seriously?
ngpakyin0501 4 months ago
I despise fat people!
UncleWuwy 4 months ago
Anybody else fucking hungry now?
RandomVideosFTW47 4 months ago 2
@RandomVideosFTW47 Absolutely starved...
MachoNachoSauce 4 months ago
Cherry coke zero counters all that food u ate for this skit lol
SICKxBOYx88 5 months ago
lol after all that shit ge ate ge still was gonna get dinner? looooool
alphakurast1 5 months ago
well excuse me for not being a zero size MORRROOOOL.
Jolly4Reel 6 months ago
jjeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaacksffiiiieeeeeeeeeeeellmsAUGHPIZZAH!
TheSupertubo 6 months ago
I want pizza now
strewelpeter100 6 months ago
your edeting lack continuaty during the whole vid XD
lpolpo41 6 months ago 76
@lpolpo41 *editing and *continuity
randomeese 4 months ago
im hunify now ...XD
cloetv12345 6 months ago
omg, now i'm so hungry :/
majiira 6 months ago
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Remind me to get Oreo's, whip cream, and chocolate syrup because that looks damn good.
chibigrunt 6 months ago
You deserve more views !!
PinkBerriesTV 6 months ago
i love you jack
misspretzelpants 6 months ago
"See excuse me for not being a 0 size model." LOL.
hollygeorginaa96 6 months ago
Yo dude do you go to American University? or an Alumni??? I'm a senior there now!
BroadwayPirate1106 7 months ago
i love you jack
dynodaniibitesx3 7 months ago
You know Rob Reiner is watching this going, "Hmm...That looks really good. Damn it! Now I'm hungry!"
adakun13 7 months ago
"from brunswick or outward atop matheran out there that it's not me information went back to business day will mary dropping to zero five mile issue that's the problem today who've been proffered by the media optimization refuted by the way article or blog known displayed wafting tibetans fell nearly eighty onto bizarre without objection from the clarity because your waistline just let me ask any requirements alarm sorry who are not working a lot or jersey world i think that the all of her.
crickc5 7 months ago
i really hope you didn't waist all that food!! Bitch i be mad hungry right now!
jakethesnake2k8 7 months ago 4
"your waistline does not meet our skinny requirements"... hahahahahaha
ccaioli 7 months ago
HEY My teachers name is Kevin Smith!!LOL he's irish!:D
mazifranzo 7 months ago
I loved mallrats...
FrontRowInc 7 months ago
someone hates being super skinny
TheDiwanShantwain 8 months ago
So did you film this over a couple days or are there like fifty things in you kitchen with a bite out of them?
maddawg109 8 months ago
I'm hungry now! Thanks a lot.
MetallicaSoadTV 8 months ago
So much wasted food! -_-
Bankstersaur 8 months ago
I'm gonna go grab some dinner... XD
lolipop86724 8 months ago
ohh .. he is going for dinner .. that was a dessert
KingHake 8 months ago
I nearly choked to death because I decided that it was a good idea to take a drink of water right before the video started. Thanks Jack. Lol.
DoctorWhoovian 9 months ago
Theres a program you should be on......
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SirBrotustheAwesome 9 months ago 142
@filberts101 yes that was the joke ¬.¬
charizardoreo 9 months ago
lol whipped cream and chocolate syrup on oreo
charizardoreo 9 months ago
lol. im gonna go eat dinner now...
epicferret1 9 months ago
17 Different combinations and snacks. Thats a diet to me.
Justanaccount0123 10 months ago
FUCK IM HUNGRY
MegaJazzdude 10 months ago
I bet you felt like u were gonna throw up after eating all that!!!
NorthernElumination 11 months ago 3
*mreahhhhh mrehhh!* jack i know your hungry, but cant you tell your stomach to shush?o.o!
hannyindividuality 11 months ago
Now im fucking hungry
MegaJazzdude 11 months ago
god i'm hungry
myBARBIEdoll 11 months ago 3
he ruined the oreos O.O
tannaANDkaycee 11 months ago
keep up the good work kevin! don't let them get you down! XD
ponieskickbutt 11 months ago
I loved the ending, when it says 'Jacksfilms' and then you hear 'Ugh, pizza...' :D LOL
whatsername124 1 year ago 4
funny how all he ate was apparently just a snack, God knows how much he'll eat for dinner :/
RaiderJake26 1 year ago 4
@RaiderJake26 dinner? WHAT ABOUT DESSERT?!!?!?!?!!?!?
the03k 1 year ago
@RaiderJake26 Oh thank god you pointed out the joke. I never would have gotten it otherwise.
Breakingangels 11 months ago
This is still funny no matter how many times I watch it.
epicpwner0 1 year ago
Well I'm gonna go grab some dinner? HILARIOUS!!!!
TheChrisfyfe 1 year ago
I'm gonna (sadly) mute this, put it on big screen, and then place the big screen in front of a gym window.
:D
PoutingXEvoke 1 year ago
Did u see that? he was eating snickers, milkyway, and 3 musketeeers. Big big WHOA
TheFlippyOne 1 year ago
I wonder how much money he spent on a 0:53 second video?
angrybumblebee357 1 year ago
YES! Deep n Delicious FTW
paramorelovification 1 year ago
JAAAAACKKKS FILLLMS; UHHHH PIZZZ_ZAH!
AverageSpaghetti 1 year ago
I like turtles!
samusRulz 1 year ago
Wow! Whip cream on pizza? I never thought of that! Well I know what I'm going to try the next time I buy a pizza.
dchagwood 1 year ago 2
oh my god i got so hungry watching this video
ejbot 1 year ago 3
Damn how much did all that cost? :D
Volcomrider2207 1 year ago 2
Mmmmm, those oreos sure looked good with all that whipped cream and chocolate syrup ^_^
darkestnights77 1 year ago 3
When you said "well im going to go grab some dinner", i just pooped my self laughing
beachedwhale230 1 year ago
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he never once acted like this, he never said he was *outraged* in the first place, he said it was fucking embarrassing but wtf OF COURSE IT IS! but you, are just acting like a retard... oh wait... acting... yeah...you ARE a retard haha
SatansMullet 1 year ago
@SatansMullet So yeah...satire. Acquaint yourself with it.
XxCHeeSeDoNKeYxX 1 year ago
@SatansMullet That is not your place to just label someone you are to assume that they know no better cast aside all other anger thoughts there is no true peace for those that are judgmental.
callmeLilSparky 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!
000nour000 1 year ago
Take the curly fries out of your mouth and try, hippo!
whoo689 1 year ago
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zyx1237 1 year ago
Hehe, food:)
MsJojo191 1 year ago
147 people couldent be a zero size model
ninjacat335 1 year ago
147 people coulden't fit in the chair
ninjacat335 1 year ago
@ninjacat335 *couldn't*
3046718pancakemix 1 year ago
147 people couldent fit in the chair
ninjacat335 1 year ago
uhghggh pizza.. XD
BekahKH 1 year ago
kevin smith meet chad "broseph" hunnington
DarkNyghtmareX 1 year ago
wow this made me soo hungry haha
tgirltstkag100 1 year ago
lol omg hilarious "IM GONNA GO GRAB SOME DINNER"
MRCALIfornyay 1 year ago
He had another airplane incident recently.Seriously Smith needs to invest in a private charter plane pronto.
aoarecruiter 1 year ago
GOODWILL HUNITNG, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Entourage, Jay and Silent Bob, Zack and Miri make a porno,Die Hard, Law and Order...you wish you was Kevin Smith..
sbc2k1 1 year ago
You're like me, I can never stop eating.:|
PopPrincess921 1 year ago
Clearly, the reasoning was because they didn't think Kevin Smith could survive Southwest Airlines new landing routine, where they push the passengers off as they go by the drop zone.
Clearly they were afraid Kevin Smith would be too heavy for a parachute, and did it for his safety.
Supajawa22 1 year ago
@Supajawa22 naw they thought "well.... if we drop this guy *points to other passenger* he'll land safely by our new standards (yes, they do push them off the plane! ^_^) but if we keep this guy on *points to kevin smith* then we'll have to pay for the crater he leaves on our runway......*walks over to kevin* Excuse me sir, we have to eject you from the plane"
skatefreak162 1 year ago
Lol
killermexican33 1 year ago
god...he must have done this over months time...he would've gained so much weight
ehayes3791 1 year ago
this made me hungry . :/
saltpepper27 1 year ago
"OK, I'm gonna go get some dinner." LOL
ThePandaGun 1 year ago 2
wtf did he put a pat of butter on his pizza?
corporateCoffee 1 year ago
@corporateCoffee yes,he did
1obettyboop 1 year ago
@corporateCoffee Is there a problem? Didn't think so
MsDallasc 1 year ago
@MsDallasc
not at all. I just love jacksfilms!
corporateCoffee 1 year ago
@corporateCoffee haha why the wipped cream on the pizza was less gross??! haha ;)
Bassmanonmasa 1 year ago
weight should be just like age and height set a limit and stick with it, don't go and throw people of 'cause they make look too heavy'
tellonedilom 1 year ago
@tellonedilom Yeah, but if you're fat, and you don't lose the weight (when it's optional) people should be allowed to say to you "excuse me, but you can't sit here, because you are too lazy to lose weight"
cuteypieGAM3R 1 year ago
@cuteypieGAM3R
People are fat for other reasons. It's in genetics as well as diet. So discriminating against people for something they can't help is wrong. And it would be equally wrong to punish the group that can control it but not the group that cant, or cant as easily.
Supajawa22 1 year ago
145 people were thrown off a southwest flight
zesty2000 1 year ago
im glad to see hes on a diet
igotcamera 1 year ago 260
@igotcamera hahaha i actually lol'd xD
MulldyrAnton 1 year ago
@igotcamera best comment ever. Period.
the03k 1 year ago
Every time he's fatter XD
zackery261 1 year ago
i got sick watching that. that's disgusting.
breathecarolinabomb 1 year ago
@breathecarolinabomb UR such a pussy
ThePainster1 1 year ago
@ThePainster1 ouch. that was clever.
breathecarolinabomb 1 year ago
144 people had to go get dinner and missed the like button.
RulerOfRock 1 year ago
Pizza with butter on it? Genius!!!
Mchermsquatch 1 year ago 85
@Mchermsquatch more like heart attack
danecookbklounge 1 year ago
@danecookbklounge
A delicious way to go. XD
Mchermsquatch 1 year ago
@Mchermsquatch i used to eat pizza with peanut butter XD
koshey245 8 months ago
@Mchermsquatch Pizza with butter, or pizza with whipped cream on it = Smart.
jubbles23 8 months ago
UUUH PIZZA!
Soreanol 1 year ago
what why did you send me a message
desterbester 1 year ago
i wanna come over to your house, you got all the good snacks. all i ever have is egg plants.
DatFoootanaryBaby 1 year ago
lol at least you drank coke 0
MAMAMACHINE 1 year ago
@MAMAMACHINE in stead of snorting it?
thingthing899 1 year ago
Damn this was way to funny. You have a great sence of humor..ahaha
bla2706 1 year ago 2
I think I had a heart attack just looking at all the food.
Joci445 1 year ago 3
i wonder how much he eats at dinner...
blinkbreathrepeat 1 year ago
@blinkbreathrepeat maybe 30 pizzas and a diet coke, he is watching his weight
danecookbklounge 1 year ago
BUTTER ON THE PIZZA???? PLEASE, 4 GODS SAKE, TELL ME U DIDNT EAT IT!!!!!!!!! THATS SOO NASTY!!!!
flyingturkey3000 1 year ago 2
He looks pregnant not fat xD lol
XxXPrettyMuffinXxX 1 year ago 2
ugh.....i think i threw up just watching you stuff your face
desterbester 1 year ago
@desterbester you think?
Spunky387 1 year ago
lmao
"im gonna go grab some dinner."
famousgirl9x9 1 year ago 2
I hope you didnt eat all that food xD
NerdstatuZ 1 year ago
sounds like "Kevin Smith" got indigestion from eating all that pizza so fast at the end of this video.
whoo689 1 year ago
LMAO at spreading butter on pizza
cshe1218 1 year ago
I'm hungry now lmao I'm gonna go eat now
minatureone 1 year ago
Eating ice cream with your hands ftw
whoo689 1 year ago 2
How long did it take to do every cut of this video?
whoo689 1 year ago
Eating 3 candy bars at the same time? Nice
whoo689 1 year ago
hilarious... but after a bit you sound like a mix between yoda and Kermit the Frog, but still hilarious
JamalGleeson 1 year ago
Does anyone else find it even funnier how he takes a sip of Coke Zero in the middle, rather than regular Coke? Why would fatass Kevin Smith care about diet soda? If you're gonna eat and drink junk, might as well go all the way.
whoo689 1 year ago 3
@whoo689 because only in America do we eat all that crap and still order a Diet Coke with it.
KalaDawson 1 year ago 8
LMAO "I'm gonna go grab some dinner" after eating all that food.
whoo689 1 year ago
What did he say at the end? Something about "pizza."
whoo689 1 year ago
haha lots of money for 66k views
DamianKenny8 1 year ago
i want whipped cream and hersheys syrup on oreos now.
pivotman64 1 year ago
How long did you work out after this vid came out?
IRuleEverything101 1 year ago
I cannot believe this video only has about 65k views. This is frickin' hilarious, and it doesn't get old.
MiCKi914 1 year ago
that was some appetizer there!
kevster2717 1 year ago
l0lz. i bet this took you like 2-3 days to make bcuz you were eating to much. you stopeed every scene and played it like 12 hours later!
smileyJT9209 1 year ago
oh my :D lol <3 it :D ur so sweet
TheBrideofdarkness 1 year ago
I am outraged at SouthWest airlines! I quote that all the time. And "Eugh pizza!." I love you Jack!
ICanHearMyHandsRoar 1 year ago 2
hahaha loved when he abused the pizza
mrmeanbunny 1 year ago
This might in fact be the making of the most delicious video. XD Kind of gross, but some of the food looked good.
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
i love that every new sentence he has a difeffernt food xDDD
cookiescookies44 1 year ago 3
whipped cream on pizza lol hahahahaha
MegaSwong 1 year ago
I really hope that that is not the food that is just in your fridge. Lol.
xsultrysongstress79x 1 year ago 3
You could use the BRO90X!!!
kevster2717 1 year ago 167
@kevster2717 SHUT UP DENNIS!!!
Tlock12721 1 year ago
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oh my freaking god dude, your videos never get old. its so..... ahh screw it i can't think of any words to describe it so im making one up right now: SCRUMTRELECENT. yup that's what you are.
247bullitt 1 year ago
This is a funny guy. Just found him the other day. Consider me...subscribed.
Supawaffle 1 year ago 5
I really like Kevin Smith...but I also really like Jack...I'm conflicted.
kolby386 1 year ago 3
BUTTER!!
KillerQueensRyche 1 year ago
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he eats.... Cheddar puffs, powdered donuts, a hot dog thing, a box ofchocolates, a liter of soda, chocolate bars, a burger w/ some sort of meat, brownies, ice cream, whip cream, whip cream on oreos with chocolate sauce , peanut butter with like chocolate(?), A F***ING BRICK of cheddar cheese, pizza with whip cream, pizza w/ butter(!), and dinner!!! lol
UnitBurger 1 year ago
You way you say "seat" at 0:06 cracks me up. You sound like a Sesame Street character.
FlyMe2Freedom 1 year ago
i lol"d when he spread butter on the pizza.
majinhaku 1 year ago
I think the cheese was the only healthy thing he ate. And not even, really.
OwlCity3456 1 year ago 2
Cheddar puffs, powdered donuts, a cheese roll thing, chocolates, a liter of soda, chocolate bars, some sort of burger with brown goop, brownies, ice cream, whip cream, whip cream on oreos with chocolate sauce on top, peanut butter with something, cheese, pizza with whip cream topped with butter, and dinner. WTF.
XCaliburDragon 1 year ago 7