Opie & Anthony: Patrice goes off on the face transplant woman

[okakaonlykidding]

"You bulldog face bitch" LMAO!!!!!!! RIP Patrice

[MrJamesdarmody]

rest in peace you fucking beautiful black man.

[viksoosik1]

her head looks like a pile of play doh

[khazal12]

we're all going to hell.

[alkillu2]

holy shit i haven't laughed this hard in a long time from 2:52 to 3:46 and 7:02 to the end had me crying XD

[The18thL3tt3r]

@Dre259...that Dick Tracy line had me crying man. Jump on her head and get a coin? Damn that's funny.

[marty1901]

"She looks like a Howlitzer" Fuckin' hilarious

[evj808]

Funny defined...where will we find another Patrice?



[wopness]

Happy Birthday patrice! RIP

[ktw5086]

This might be Patrice's finest moment on O&A.

RIP

[TheAjcarbo1224]

This is why you will be missed Patrice. Hilarious

[casper123]

RIP Patrice,

[btales]

aw shit my big homie patrice died rest in peace u made me laufgh so hard on this video a memory i will never forget

[Acroanidd]

RIP Patrice, one of the funniest things Ive ever heard.

[M8DMAN]

R.I.P Patrice....

[TheObemon]

"Why the long face?" I lost it XDDDD

[Jojos415]

you got receipts for this?  this is funny as hell.. damn

[Dre259]

If you jump on her head you get a coin, goomba headed bitch

[eezysqueezy]

"That bitch looks prehistoric..."

Ah Patrice :)

[deathcoresucks1]

This is fuckin great

[sstlouis]

I'm conflicted cos while I feel sorry for the poor woman Patrice's rant on the result of her transplant is hilarious. I mean 'easter island bitch' lmao!

[MrTvtech9]

Oh the ironing

[rocknrollporn]

@MrTvtech9 the "ironing"???? its irony you stupid mancunt

[Dre259]

bitch looks like a Dick Tracy villian

[CH3MIS7RY]

carnivorous lobsters...ROLLIN!!!

[tazzz174]

THIS FOOL ONEIL SURE TALKS ALOT OF SHIT FOR AN OUT OF SHAPE SECOND RATE COMEDIAN WITH A CHICKS NAME.

[rocknrollporn]

@tazzz174 its his job and hes one of the best at it.

[Mangobrain82]

I couldn't live with someone elses face..

[rottimus300]

They were so funny!!!!!!!!! I was cracking up the whole time Patrice is a trip!!!!!!

[Snoofalah]

She looks like an angler fish without the light thing.

[Angstanger]

Ate 12 lemons!!!!Faaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!D­roopy dawg!!Gotdamnnn!

[Okin17]

They did a huge facelift, her, forehead is half as big.

[rocknrollporn]

she did nothing to deserve this... and thats what makes it waaaayyy more funny HAHAHAHA.

[finarrykahn13]

"this aint the same technology as Face Off" HAHAHA

[dbfro1]

this upload specifically made me a fan of patrice.

[nypinto123]

carniverous lobsters are on the move

[ninjast4r]

She looks like Robert Z'dar.

[KenFan4life]

I think I understand that Vanilla Sky Film now.

[proni1]

7 people had there face ripped off by a chimp

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Patrice's trilogy of terror doll reference couldn't have been more spot on LOL!!!

[NutNapalm]

Oh come on, imagine the tagline - "Put some patrice in your pagoova" or whatever they call them then.

[CoolerKing37]

"This is what they ALL looked like back then!" lmao!

[timmni]

hahahahaha

patrice hit that one waaaaaaay out of the park

[EricLynchSucks]

They call her Ol Roadkill face

[Pooternackle5]

Yeah.. I agree with patrice.. I'd wear a mask or some shit, i'd look pretty cool before the mask was taken off

[Andros1921]

Niggas die everyday!!! They get shot in the CHEST!!!!!!!!

[huezo92703]

7 Easter Island faced bitches didn't like this.

[eviltube1111]

bugs bunny and the red monster LMAO

[sameer137]

Patrice for President!!!

[bruhe]

Patrice is one of the funniest people on the earth. Lol "Get outta here droopy dog" "easter island head" lol

[Vampwatch1462]

What was the movie he was talking about with Karen Black?

[bruhe]

@Vampwatch1462 Triliogy of Terror - freaky movie from the 70s. As a kid I used to shit bricks when the part with the little voodoo guy comes running around. I dunno how well it may hold up but it would be funny to watch again and riff along as it played.

[samuraikarasu]

I just listened to this again and heard Danny give a pretty weak line, to which Anthony immediately cracks up at it and no one else has any response. Danny isn't even a silly goose.

[Vampwatch1462]

Patrice is one funny muthafucka!

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

She looks like if you videotaped your mouth and chin upside down and painted eyes and a nose on your chin to make it look like a face.

[paulkingmidas]

"she looks like she dislodged her jaw, swallowed a cinder block and it's on it's way down her neck!" what!! HA!!

[omgwtfitssteve]

Patrice is one of the best ever at just str8 roastin niggaz

[AUSROTTENY2K]

I love how they react at 0:02 lol, you know they're gonna tear her apart XD

[paulkingmidas]

@AUSROTTENY2K yeah, they're talking and then that little suddle chuckle, i was like oh shit, they are already laughing and it just started, "here we go!" did not dissapoint, freaking hilarious!!!

[182511419139208]

she's so ugly that black guys wont even fuck her

[Okin17]

@182511419139208 A blond wig will fix that.

[Alufear]

Would ya? For the goof?

[dbfro1]

carnivorous lobsters LMAO

[Cerevanin]

I have to tap out just about every time I listen to this. Patrice O'neal is absolutely amazing at improv. I hope he lives a long ass time so we all can enjoy his comedy.

[LA3226]

omg, this is fucking funny. I can't even breathe

[HeavyGearX1]

ol mercury capsule head

fuckkkkk that was good

[Mr88HipHop]

"Easter Island head bitch" is the funniest thing I've ever heard. My back was splitting with pain because I was laughing so hard. I don't think I've cried from laughter so hard in my life. It started with "big faced bitch" and went from there.

[wtfmanicanthaveaname]

this and the roller coaster face, are the best patrice appearances on O&A, i heard this one on last fridays worste of replay, i was laughing so hard i hit the hazards and pulled my big rig onto the shoulder, i couldnt see through the tears!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol, "Bulldog faced bitch" Sooo fucked up XD

[Akirathedon92]

She looks like candy corn.

But seriously folks, Patrice has contagious laughter, even if the joke isnt funny to me, he laughs, i laugh. Patrice+Jimmy norton = Urine dribbling down my leg.

[Thaibiker85]

Pinhead from the puppet master.

[Thaibiker85]

holy crap nearly piss myself listening to this. Patrice is the shitz

[nickypeeps]

god, that news story really was fucking horrendous. the only reason a press conference should have been held is if her face looked even better than it did before she was even shot. the doctor should have just politely implied that she should do most of her grocery shopping at night to avoid crowds and moved along with his stupid life

[Tengoshi]

"This ain't the same technology as Face/Off."

[ToplessArt]

I love how he says "Get outta here". Like she's physically there and being very rude.

[Tulkastaldo]

lost it at "spacely sprocket" Patrice is the reference king.

[mrredgreen]

Black people are know for being fucking brilliant at going off on people,patrice never dissapoints...

[psiloinc]

Patrice Oneal is hilarious, this is over the top,  12 Lemons hahahaa.

[btales]

im crying im literly crying with laughter

[Rshimy]

hilarious

[scrawnyasswhiteboy]

The one on the right looks like what would happen if Rocky Dennis fucked Sarah Palin.

[roxlyn27]

@scrawnyasswhiteboy THAT was a good one.

[BestNameEvar]

Easter Island, how the fuck does patrice think of this stuff?

[QuikZilver]

lmao, i don't know man.

[Vurdox]

Burn it with fire..

[huezo92703]

"That bitch looks pre-historic!!... Nah ni**a, you ain't putting me in nobody's gas tank, bitch" HOLY SMOKES... this is still hilarious.

[batmanguy123]

Easter Island Head Bitch

[OTKP]

OMG! hahahahaha I am sorry for laughing but MY GOODNESS

and Opie and Anthony set that shit up perfect they knew Patrice would take it to another level and he did lol

[omgcopyritedstuff]

HOLY SHIT

[thedancemetaltwins]

"Please don't leave me with JOWLS, don't leave me with seven different faces." HAHA XD

[Kingofcorrect]

The trashpile line was the best!

[aallppiinnee]

JAWS poster head.

[ToplessArt]

Patrice was just getting on her. Aw man that's hilarious.

[HogsBoysMavsCards]

The fuckin Bugs Bunny reference was classic!

[xg4bx]

not to be a stick in the mud but imo its fucking amazing what doctors can do. yea its not great, but this bitch took a shottie to the face....and shes still alive!

[ConspectuMortis]

Looks like a goomba from super mario bros.

[leiposuctie]

reference win XD

[fpsexcellence]

@ConspectuMortis LOL

[trunktoyz]

This is funny and screwed up at the same time. They should be making more fun of the surgeons that think they're artistic enough to pull off a face transplant. They almost seem proud of making people look like freaks.

[DJjNo1]

that is so wrong...

lol

[indianajoe219]

If you looked at the pic on the right without knowing the surgey had happened, you probably wouldn't even notice it

[monkdwalleydehonk]

Wouldn't notice it? That's a monster.... How would you not notice it? Hey stupid eyes, get 'em checked TODAY.

[indianajoe219]

You are doing a side by side comparison, that's the main reason you are really noticing it. Yes, of course she doesn't look COMPLETELY normal, but if you look at the before pic, she looks a hell of a lot better. If it was you, you'd be pissed someone was making fun of you silly goose (elbow in the ribs)

[TheKerrang86]

AAAAAHAHAHAHHA this is one of the FUNNIEST things i've seen on youtube

Old Mercury Capsule Head" XDXDXD

[Beta2G]

I don't understand Patrice. He makes fun of Easter Island Head, but he turns into the hole over Anthony firing an old man working at McDonald's for 50 years.

[berightback99]

What video is that? (mcdonald)

[Beta2G]

Search out. Opie and Anthony Leonard.

[seahawks2043]

that shit was hillarious

[Beta2G]

The Leonard shit was great.

[seahawks2043]

beta just curious....ive seen tons of o and a clips here on youtube but have you happened to come across the bit on april fools where they were anouncing that the boston mayor had been killed? I really wanna hear that one lol

[Beta2G]

No, I have never heard the audio myself. I would love to know where I can hear it, too.

[SBV123]

Just search for "opie anthony april fools day prank".

[mongolenpup]

@Beta2G well...it's simple really...he hates women lol

[huezo92703]

Ant: "Old Mercury Capsule head!!!" WOW... nice one.

[Godzilla00X]

it looks like the doctors gave up trying half way through the surgery or had no idea what they r doing

[braztaz]

Patrice needs to be in more movies and shit, he's fuckin' crazy hilarious.

[huezo92703]

I just love his flagrant use of the word "nigga", hot damn, too funny.

[boococky89]

looks like fuckin admiral ackbar

[MetalMario03]

@boococky89 It's a trap! A very ugly trap!

[MoPapparani]

I owe Patrice O' Neal a debt...because of this video, I now fight back against whoever/whatever tries to force me to have sympathy.

[rqbuchanan]

Patrice is brilliant in this. I don't know what I love more - one great line after another, or his psychotic bewilderment.

[demonizer133]

Man, these guys SUCK at telling jokes! "Ugly bitch!" "Eating lemons..." hardy har har... *snoozing*

[TheDrunkenCelt]

If I had a face like that I'd become a super villain "From now on, call me Jigsaw" wakka wakka

[CommendatoreAndolini]

@TheDrunkenCelt Sure thing Billy... I mean, Jigsaw :D

[invitationofchaos]

she has the face of a stormtrooper

[MoPapparani]

I love how he says Susan Boyle at 4:00 lol

[invitationofchaos]

Patrice:mmmBoyle

[13TH1RT33N13]

funny, but god damn the dirty asshole who shot her in the face though.

[Andros1921]

she looks like clayface

[Debutante24]

WOW!! I just came from a Youtube clip where Patrice was sympathetic to animals and wont eat veal!

[bobbygummywormz]

the 12 lemons thing kills me every fuckin time hahahaha bulldog face bitch get outta here pug face hahaha

[mia33134]

HaHaHaHa!! LMAO

She looks better than Michelle Obama!

I'll give her that!

ROFLMAO

[AirborneBryan]

Calmo calmo

[Ariben00]

this bitch is pre-historic

[DonBakon]

hahaha ....... niggers get shot on the chest everyday... that line killed me

[clockworkmike83]

Patrice O'neal should become the 4th Mic on Opie and Anthony, he fucking kills everytime he's on the show. He usually fills in for Jimmy Norton if he's gone, but when they have both of them, it's some of the best O&A Radio. This was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard

[seahawks2043]

so true.... remember the trainables bit? bolth patrice and jimmy had me to the point where I couldnt breathe

[ToruKun1]

"Monsters are such INNNNTERESTING people..." LMAO! XD

[MoPapparani]

holy shit! the Gossamer! lmao XD

[ToruKun1]

LOL, Hair-Raising Hare is one of my favorite Looney Tunes shorts! XD

[vrxnoodles]

she looks like one of the fatheads from rocko's modern life

[ToruKun1]

"I thought Dom Delouise died!" XDD

[Pestz4Evah]

Patrice was destroying.

prehistoric, lol.

[MForce2k]

This was one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I was hoping it would be on Youtube. Thanks.

[nickypeeps]

she looks like the mayor from nightmare before chirstmas

even after this, my favorite was still when jimmy said she's ol' hershey kiss head

[TomMSTie]

"Her face came...(gestures)...off."

[hunghunk2006]

lol

[mynameisJG]

why patrice chose to have his picture taken between shish-kabobs is beyond me. I've looked at that photo probably a dozen times and I just finally realized thats what it is on each side of him. like shish - kabobs of beef.

[DarthVenge]

It looks like Blob from x-men!

[Shinchibi]

Master Jabba looks very displeased

[LaCokaNostra81]

she looks like my snake when its eating a rat

[ifuseeka1mee]

She looks like a fucking Goomba from super mario

[xg4bx]

she looks like shes going to mars for....2...weeks

[jmo18799]

Bitch can probably store steaks in her cheeks like a fuckin hamster does with nuts.

[hunghunk2006]

........boo

[johnboy42008]

a boooooo

[renderedconscious]

Holy fuck! Haha Nice editing Mrmys. Most people have coffee to wake up in the morning, but ohhh no. Not me. I got to wake up to...well...that!

[xoLOKIox]

You wake up next to this bitch!?!?!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Easter Island head bitch.

[wernershmidt]

Gold !!!!

It looks like they transplanted Professor Klumps ass onto her neck !!!!