Things NOT to say on a date

[LuciaBiggles]

I INTEND TO STALK YOU AND THEN AX YOU.

WITH AN AX.

[ClassicBlob]

OH MY JOSH

[babylana70]

You're good looking :)

[packsandprides]

Oh boy. I have already had several of those things happen to me...

"So my ex friend....and my other ex... blah blah blah." Dude, quite comparing me. I know I am not as tall as ex#40 and am not blonde like ex#23.

"So, um, I know we just met but...will you marry me?" Ladies, just walk away.

The nerd talk... I actually like but not all girls do. XD

And a suggestion to guys, please refrain from texting in front of your lady. It's rude. If you have to, make sure to excuse yourself for a second. :)

[DorixDoll]

@packsandprides me to i like nerdy talk :D

[hazzer1021]

5 people cant get a girlfriend!

[zxc56km6]

Hmm... you have a nice collention of coats

[YoFabuloso]

Boys take notes!! This guy knows what he is talking about!!!

[HookedOnMneumonics]

Fucking gay, this was painfully UNFUNNY.

[FaithLoveBieber]

@HookedOnMneumonics I laughed



[singasongproduction1]

omygosh Josh

you are stinkin amazing hahahahahaha

[hunterkiller9512]

I can relate to the "nerdy" guy

[FoNziiBoY]

hahaha the AX Guy is the BEST hahaha

[twondarealest]

omggg..AND a goat.... dude i think you have an obsession with saying STALKERS O_O .... and a goat..

[fighterfred90211]

1:23-1:34

[tim3watch]

i LOVE the nerd!!!!

soooooo funny

[MsGmuha]

Worst date ever, the guy my friend fixed me up with took me to dinner and after I ordered he said, "No thanks, I already ate." After watching me eat dinner he offered to go see a movie. I didn't realize we would be going to his house to watch "Milo and Otis". I sat on the couch between his parents. By the way, this was in college, not third grade....

[TheCrazyoranges]

Are you a light bulb, 'cuz you really turn me on. The best line ever!

[katrinamonia]

Im reading your book right now... well not at this exact moment cause im doing this... but ya i am :P

[futurestarish]

If guys really say these things, then I AM worried about the future of the human race.

[sethcookfan13]

I <3 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))))))))

[newnewpoint]

so that explains why the ladies think of my as 'the creeper' o.o

[ronnieron555]

Lol. Yesterday i was talking to this girl and i couldnt hear her, so she leaned over and i cant remember what we were talking about but 10 sec l8r after she leaned back over i said " i can tell you shampoo'd you hair today."... LOLOLOL!!!

[ZoMbIxOxO]

God damn it, that guy who rolled a 4 got nothing on my failure.... The entire day of dnd I kept rolling 2's. Yeah... i got some bad luck.

[beachbirds4]

Excellent advice and very entertaining also;)

[jeroenvlas]

u suck

[xxxxxxEVIExxxxxx]

HAHA !! your well funny xx

[LOVEJasonAldean6]

i intend to stalk you and then axe you. with an axe heheheheheheeh freakin lol

[regerabit]

@LOVEJasonAldean6

Yeah, it's prettty funny unless you expierience this in the real life. I actually met a guy who first seemed nice AND NORMAL but then turned up to be someone like THAT. Now the nightmare seems to be over for me, but it has cost me a lot of nerves.

[b2223967]

OH MY GOSH! This was hilarious! Yeah sad to say I've had guys say a few of those things on dates! My fave date... the cheap dude who LEAPED to say... "We're having seperate checks." (I thought to myself "Its cool sweetie, I never go anywhere without enough money to take care of myself!" ) BTW no second date. : )

[Naruto0519]

Haha. I work as a waiter and I always get couples come up. I ask "Paying together?" and I'll always get that one couple that says "No!" LOL

[trueloveis4u]

@Naruto0519 wow lol what other things do they say and u wanna be my friend? xD

[hazzer1021]

hahaaha dis is well funny

[nesibles123]

hi im the omg, my friend was lol, and my boyfriend was the stay in school section. huh, well i dont have a boyfriend. anyways, and ii agre wit june u was SOOO funny at abington, and a goat

[june56h]

Hey Josh! I was so excited when you came to abington high school! u rock!

[Cruisexpert96]

i no he was soooooooooo funny!!!

[HAJJ80]

its so funny but at the same time it is helpful..

[sabaths1fan]

Hey Josh you only have 160 so Subs.

You should promote your YouTube channel during your speeches.

Not even sure if you do those anymore, but if you do you should.

Because then people could keep intouch with a possitive influence.

[PinkPigofDeath]

Thanks!

[evancutler14]

HAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH T1 INTERNET

[csmendoza08]

hey,,,

you're my favorite.

[arkatub]

narcissist...

[Supremabella18]

I love you.... really I do. You, sir, are my hero! =D