George's Routine

[amv5488]

Oops... George*

[amv5488]

Jorge has hair now! He was on tv recently and I was like OMG HE HAD HAIR!!!!

[Raptorace33]

Reddit is AWFUL. Every time I logged onto that site I just ended up with an endless stream of pop ups. I'm pretty sure one of them gave me a virus. Not to mention the spam from pedophiles and perverts. Honest to God, PICS OF DEAD KIDS?! How can any site like that be popular. Fuck Reddit!

[mizsigzLLR]

@Raptorace33 Cool story /b/ro

[laidback1992]

@Raptorace33

Fuck you, you dont make sense.

from a fellow redditor.

[ganapper]

@Raptorace33 Maybe you should look into getting a more secure web-browser.

[MarioMoreno]

Reddit sucks, Its full of analrapists and child molesters!

[FanVadAsFul]

@MarioMoreno And we're coming for you.

[LOTRzagorath]

@MarioMoreno You're thinking 4chan.

[VengeanceRMP]

REDDIT

[thetyrell404]

Thanks Reddit haha

[asiantownxD]

thanks reddit

[waytoobored222]

@asiantownxD PLEASE stop saying reddit when you go to videos. I came from Reddit and I'm fully aware nobody gives a shit.

[helliott123]

@waytoobored222 reddit ?

[IFknHateUTube]

Reddit is a shit hole full of sad pathetic fat faggot wale fuckers

[indigomist]

Who the fuck is Wale, and can people stop saying reddit.

[missalanna1]

@indigomist Reddit

[indigomist]

@missalanna1 Oooh edgy.

[missalanna1]

@indigomist Haha sorry I couldn't resist :)

[indigomist]

@missalanna1 :-)

[Dabestcryevar]

@indigomist Reddit?

[DooDooyea]

thumbs up if Wale sent you here



[Hedgepook]

I love how the top comment with these vids is always just someone quoting the vid. :p

[avicohen2k]

I needed this. Thanks for uploading!!

[finarrykahn13]

"You're damn right it's me!" Hahaha

[icons789]

lol I love the look on his face at the really end.. like he doesn't really understand what he just said

[spamkingalpha]

hahaha "unfortunately you will never get the chance to find out"

Its lines like this that made Seinfeld so great

[Masala316]

"Yeah See, breaking up is hard, to move along it's even harder It's over she got colder, now can't locate where her heart is And I'm just being honest, since we not even talking."

[MrGazamiiseh]

now all we need is a cut scene of "The Breakup Song"

[Hellnawhoe12]

Gwen: I’m sorry George.

George: I don’t understand things were going so great. What happened? Something must have happened.

Gwen: It’s not you, it’s me.

George: You’re giving me the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine? I invented “it’s not you, it’s me”. Nobody tells me it’s them not me, if it’s anybody it’s me.

Gwen: All right, George, it’s you.

George: You’re *damn* right it’s me.

Gwen: I was just trying to…

George: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.

[psychopathic16]

@Hellnawhoe12 Thank you! If it wasnt for you quoting this whole video then i wouldnt of been able to understand what the video said :)

[BobbyD167]

i eat at that restaurant. the one that stands in for exterior

[MrHOLYSHIZNIT]

My bitch of a girlfriend just broke up with me and said this... wtf

[PleatherGirl]

Linda Kash is a great Canadian actress!

[MsStarryEyed]

Love Wale but it sucks that people had to hear his mixtape in order to know the great lines in Seinfeld... For the younger fans, I guess I can understand but for anyone who lived through the 90s there is no excuse not to know Seinfeld!! lol. Great show but unfortunately today's audience has a different taste in comedy. I guess all I can say is that I hope Wale can bring in more Seinfeld fans cuz it's seriously a classic. The script, scenarios and storylines, characters, and acting NEVER GET OLD!

[sindre101]

sasas

[AnteHipHopWins]

wale (LOUDER!) wale (LOUDER!) wale (LOUDER!)

[Archedgar]

Who the hell is Whaley?

Whoever didn't know about this from before that should go back to watching Rebecca Black and The Jonas Brothers. Seinfeld ftw.

[MsStarryEyed]

@Archedgar Wale (pronounced Wah-lay) is a rapper from D.C. who is actually pretty good... He has a mixtape called 'More About Nothing' and all the tracks are Seinfeld episode/scene themed.... The track that uses this Seinfeld quote/skit is called The Break Up Song... so yeah all the tracks have Seinfeld titles. I've been a HUGE Seinfeld fan for many years so I knew where it came from lol. Yeah it's a shame that people hadn't watched this show before!

[kimmyw010]

WALEEEE

[Bigdeeproductions]

WALE, more about nothing mixtape

[snickels15]

thumbs up if Wale brought you here

[TheGunmode3]

LIKE IF WALE BROUGHT U HERE!!!

[braducsb2]

I love George - a short, fat, bald, unemployed guy - and he was a pimp. How many chicks did George hook up with on Seinfeld? I don't know, but a lot!!

[mahavishnuxc]

i went out on 2 dates with this very stuck up preppy girl and she was real airhead and annoying so i never really talked and i always seem bored (which i was) so on the 3rd date she gives me this "its not you its me routine" and i am proud to say i had this exact same conversation with my last girlfriend and i said everything George said ...and what happened then was amazing, she said "you watch seinfeld too?".....well, we dated for 9 more months TRUE STORY.

[logancody05]

@mahavishnuxc Very cute story, I smiled. Thanks.

[Slugg329]

But thats YOUR routine!

[Alpito123]

this is one of seinfelds top 10 , freaking hilarious!

[MrStrong02]

You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine

I invented the "it's not you, it's me"!

Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody, it's me!

LOL! Funniest

[RVersace]

Wale - More About Nothing - "The Breakup Song"

[kjw19stl]

@RVersace

Yeah, that song made me look this up. lol

[BucsDucs99]

@RVersace This is what made me think to look up this scene. Great song.

[MsStarryEyed]

@RVersace Wale and Seinfeld... two great things haha

[EFFU99]

@RVersace i don't get it how'd the song bring you hear? serious question

[rifledude28]

UR DAMN RITES ITS ME hahah

[NeilFraudstrong]

This is a great breakup, but I like the other one where the Latvian Orthodox chick breaks up with him and he goes, "What?! Why!" BECAUSE IT'S OVER!! *sob*

[ELNIOJR]

Actually George I INVENTED "its not you its me"

Nobody tells me its them, not me, if it is anybody its me!!!

Nobody does it better than me...

You Got That Right?

L O V E I T

[TheChaplinLover]

George is perfect!

[DRiPPz6800]

its not me

[norsic5]

The most epic scene ever!!!

[pinkpicci]

this is the best scene ever!!!

[footbagdude7]

so good. haha

[Kingofthediamond24]

hahaaahahaahh

[pienistefou]

if it's anybody, it's me!

[TMG87]

-If it's anyone it's me.

-Alright. It's you.

-You're damn right it is.

LOL.

[yosoyelfercho]

BEST LINE

[fedeeloo]

q buena parte del capitulo

[Kablouie296]

that plus a bit more uploaded

[KRodFan57]

how bout putting up the part when george and jerry are at the restaurant with jerrys deaf girlfriend?