Cogs Of War 2

[XvXCONNORXv]

Plz make another one :)

[mjojni123]

penis score.i mean venusaur

[colebowlin68]

Marcus: What the hell was that? Under the WATER.

[Flamelightstar]

dom :damit marcus whats going on here?! marcus : i have no idea

[Flamelightstar]

keep fighting my children your queen is with you.......

[BUSAFLY123]

Lmao, actually shows a gigantic Dick

[TheSwedefish]

lost it at "oh, that's the queen marcus"

[The51195]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[apossumhodown]

not enough testosterone

[MrXPandakilla]

This basically summed up Gears of War 2.

[hellismybich]

0:56 how has this video not been banned yet rofl

[Flamelightstar]

@hellismybich WHAT are u saying that this should be banned ?!?!?!?!?

[hellismybich]

@Flamelightstar no, i'm just saying how this is not banned yet

[SteddieMurphy]

look at the snowflake by the caption button click the snow flake

[owen343reviews]

keep pressing 1 it sounds like, kiss that thing.

[NightmareRose86]

All I can think of is epic beard man while watching this

[brennenhiler]

keep pressing 5 it sounds like hes saying "butter"

[SillyDaffy]

0:55 stop there

[DatBoySleepyD]

Were going to ride what?

[endingmemories]

alot of WTFs

[01zraven]

what marcus said on 0:57?

Marcus: "holy shit we actually ----."

[WorstCommenter2008]

@01zraven Sunk it.

[ArthurDowning]

Dom: Maria *cries* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

he just can't let go of his wife

[Zerebrat87]

we gonna ride what ?

[M1nhMT]

MARIAAAAA UGHHHHH....

A GIANT WORM? UGHHHHH!!!

[xP0ZEHD]

Baird creeps me out >__>

[B1itZKr3iGC4]

this is so corny i cried

[MsFunknotics]

wats going on here? ... hmm

[Irishandproud20]

gears 2 in a nutshel....WHERES MY WIFE >.<

[nelway07]

0:54



[gatorsoneyea]

0:55 XD

[tiny260862]

Dom: marcus why are we on youtube

Marcus: i have no idea

[TheMusicMan851]

thas pretty much the main ideaof the story of gow 2, epic graphics, great gore, shit long story tha made no sence

[VoidmasterNX]

0:55  The Meaning of Life

[tankman64]

a giant berm!

[Dusk347]

The video is awesome and all but the penis creeped me out.

[MrSarcazzm]

@nelway07 No?? What was it I missed it, fucking idiot.

[joker1524]

Damnit Marcus what's going on here?I have no idea.POW!

[Fl4sh5150]

I love marcus - hes just so retarded =D

[ForestSpyer257]

therz a giant wuuuuuuuuurrrrrrmmmmmmm

[secretpeeps]

0:54 WTF? penis...

[eternaleclipse629]

What the hell was that? Under..The water?

[Rafacribas]

omg wtf is that penis

[SneezingTomcat]

PLURAL.

[jackierman]

Everyone go to 0:56 and pause :)

[dasd5561]

Now that ive beaten gow 1 2 and 3 this is fcking hilarious

[xXstealthtongXx]

Wait, why isn't this flagged yet?

[sammorgan31]

@xXstealthtongXx cus its awesome.

[EasterEggSpecial]

what the fuck did i watch???

[mrbones521]

monster dick

[AxXnAz]

i find the dom bit a bit fucked up coz dom dies in gow3 and the last thing he says is "NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END LIKE THIS EHH MARIEA!!!"

[WeTrollTheTrollsOnly]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



[legostarwarsfan250]

Maarria uhhhhuhuhuh

[eladk11]

you could at least give credit..

[erik260196]

Holy fuck, what the fuck is that thing? What the fuck is this place? Whats going on here? hmmm Locust are sinking what? And who the hell is that guy? And what the fuck are those tings? What the hell is that? Mariaaaaa uuuuuuuuhhhh A giant worm? UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH Who the fuck is that bitch? We are going to ride what? (big green penis) well, thats why everybody loves GoW ... agree?

[flennepf606]

@erik260196 thanks now i dont have to watch the video :)

[ReverendDiabetes]

thank god brumaks didn't actually have giant penis's in the game

[LordsRaptor]

Maria ughghgghghgghg lol

[SwiftyMcTwisty]

were gonna ride what?

lol had weak as fuck

[TheCombines]

flyper: PAINIS!

[DeDJmaX]

lol thats hillarious espeicially when Marcus is investigating 0:5 - 0:20

[RamblinRichard]

Reminds me of scooby doo for some reason...

[monkeywest12]

82 people dont know what plural means

[JellyfishGamer101]

why the hell do people make all of these stupid dang videos.

[go355]

There was no penis. Only God. Penis. Penis...There was a penis...I saw it, and it will keep replaying...

[LMFAOshuffler1]

did i just see a fuckin green penis at 0:55

[PMATQ]

@LMFAOshuffler1 yes

[odstman011]

theese guysm sound like tankmen!!!

[meman176]

brumak: my peepee is biger than that! dom: GODDAMNIT UHHHH

[lolsleeponu]

AYEEE!!!!!! That was a penis.....not cool.

[jose401724]

Penis

[Dack3631]

Dom: "weres maria????*sobs*"

[devbain666]

what the fuck did i just watch.

[elchuchoglz10]

MARIA uuuuuuhhhhhhhhggggggg!!!!!!!! lol epic

[youneveri]

lol look at the size of that!

[truebluevince]

A GREEN TALLY WHACKER?

[Warlordgore]

they answered like...none of this in number 3!

[MrSammy2587]

"Were gonna ride what?"

[FiroxBeasT]

Lol I can't stop laughing

[DrewPicklesAintDed69]

"A GIANT WUUUUUUUUUUUUUURM????????"

[XxhegelbegelX]

I lold at, what did you do? You weren't supposed to do that! Adam fenix ftw

[EPIKFAILZ1]

wtf green penis

[GamerLad117]

A green penis, the Brumak haz it.

[Ninja21078]

Dammit Marcus where's Maria uhhhh!

[Naroon201]

What did you do??

[mjs5000]

We going to ride what ?!?

[stevenking94]

i think what makes it funny is hearing dom go "UhhhHhh!" every ten seconds lol

[MetalGodBasher]

oh it's the queen marcus...

I

Fucking

Lol'd

[jerkoftheweek200]

We got to ride what?

[DeCans1999]

THREE PLEASE!!!!!!

[matthias00000]

maria "whhhäääää"

[pepjake4]

That,s to bad Dom Killed himself ... wait (Spoler Alert)

[DeadRisingDude98]

What the watch did i just fuck?



[Cardgames4children]

My friend and I quote like 90% of this video like all the time XD

We fucking love it

[SuperIllusiveman]

And what the fuck are those things....plural.

[Sekair]

Worst parody =x

[NecromorphBrute]

holy fuck what the fuck is that

[PsboyX360]

MARIA!!!! UHHH!!!

[edwinvlllbs]

Thumbs up is Maria looks like a crack head

[MrGlennz0r]

Why is Dom the same here as he is in the game? I thought this was a pardoy?!?!

[cravonauto8617]

ok then lol :?

[Dustin9014]

XD



[commShep]

What's goin on here

[XxLiam423xX]

@commShep I have no idea...

[Haedcrab]

who the hell is that guy!!!!!!

[rcat230]

a giant worm!

XD

[deathbringer633]

XD press 3 when watching this

[973SHA]

did i just saw a green penis?

[INRAGEDPANDA1]

did i just SEE a green penis? better grammer

[973SHA]

@INRAGEDPANDA1 was that a reply to me?

[AznGamingNation1140]

@973SHA its on youtube too O.o lol usually that shit would be gone lol

[ffinfinity1]

@973SHA i dun saw it too

[RAAMSlayer117]

damnit marcus wheres maria!!!

Who the fuck is that bitch!

[12bZero]

WHERES MY WIFE?!?

[swinger951]

OH... MY GOD that was hilarious!

[ShotgunEnthusiast]

Holy fuck, what the fuck is that thing? What the fuck is this place? What's going on here?? Hmmm... The Locust are sinking what?! And who the Hell is that guy?! And what the fuck are those things... plural...

[zlerm]

@ShotgunEnthusiast The thoughts we have why playing these games lol

[zekebtheman1]

ha ha ha that is funny



[blownsociety]

i watched gears of war 2 in 1:13 right now....titties

[HumanLycan100]

you know if you abbreviate cogs of war you get COW

[Cardgames4children]

Please do a Cogs of War 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryano1987]

classic!!!

[weredeath]

God damit Marcus whats going on in this series!

[spideykoonrulz]

MARIAAAAAA!!!

[AZ094243]

What about "Extra Strength!"???

[thehalo545]

uhhhh... wat about a penis warning man. my little cousin was in here and now is asking me wat was that fxckin furry thing!!! smdh

[pauldodsoniii]

@thehalo545 You let your little cousin hear the language? He has more problems then

[GodLovesUgly92]

" Damn it marcus where's maria! ehhhhhhhuhhghghhg"

aha dude my cousin and I say this and annoy the shit out of people online!

[Genocidalcow]

epic :)

[nucleardeath07]

I want them to make a Gears of War 3 just so that there can be another video.

[silvershadow001]

What's that song at the end? I know it's the "BOOM HEADSHOT" but i can't find the right song :/

[Stewartyo7]

@silvershadow001 its the cole train rap.

[159tony]

every1 aboard tha coal train baby!!

[garrus600]

i LMAO at bairds face xD

[Roach8414]

what the fuck im doin here? lol

[IRCRAZYBABOON]

and what the fuck are those things.....plural

[retardedhorse100]

lmao!!

[brendude95]

0:53

Dom: Queer Marcus! *picture of penis*

[Uranus4933]

I needa find maria muhcus god dammit...Uhhhh xD

[masterfinjr]

0:56  WTF???????????????

[JakeRodenn]

Vibrator in Doms Pocket?

[dharok123456789]

y does dom has no weapon?

[RoyaCanadianInfantry]

Keep Fucking my children...

[MexicanJudge]

wow.. 2 years w/out being flagged lol cool

[Zenosable]

The Brumauk's Dick was one of the most disturbing crap i have seen! Now i want to skip the level when you ride it.

[manum42n]

Cogs of War 2 Angry and Confused

[Aterrorizad0r]

whats going on here ¬¬ mmmm xD 0:12

[JBTrockz]

Under, the water...

[ruben6723]

not funy

[moosiesan]

Not funny to make a jk about maria >.>

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@moosiesan Dom, it's okay...

[moosiesan]

@fiveMIRrOrs Its not D:

[mrhalholhel]

@fiveMIRrOrs fag

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@mrhalholhel Where?

[mrhalholhel]

@moosiesan put some balls on

[moosiesan]

@mrhalholhel But she was the last howt girl with the GF of Marcus and they turned her ugly D:

THERE IS NO ONE TO FUCK!

[moosiesan]

Nvm new girl XD

[iben7]

Dom lol

[madman101ish]

wtf did i just watch?

[xxxxAMATERASUxxxx]

PS3 PLAYERS CAN´T MAKE FUNNY THINGS WITH HIS SHITTY GAMES :)

[Mr10Lap]

@xxxxAMATERASUxxxx wtf are you talking about?

[efgragin]

Gears of War's story is told like if Of Mice and Men was written from Lenny's perspective...

[lilpico21]

WHERE GONA RIDE WHAT?

[plantrick34]

What the fuck are those things?...Pluarl

[stidiwaba]

fag



[lochbaum123]

INCOMING PENIS!!!

[dethknot117]

ya lol this is gears of was in a summary

[themeddacheeb]

what the hell was that under........... the water

[chaoswar44]

0:13 "wtf is going on here... Hmm" that was the best part

[renamon40]

damn it marcus weres maria

[TheAnonymoususer5]

0:56 What the fuck is that? I thought it was " the queen " ?

[FlawedGames]

Maria...ughhhhhhh. LMAO.

[lDanteXO1l]

Just what I was saying while playing XD