REAL ZOMBIES IN NEW YORK CITY!!!

[shadowstrangler1]

Kick it

[SpongeNickPants]

REAL ZOMBIES!!!

[MrAlternativeComedy]

I like music.

[Esteban7214]

Every american is a zombie

[1981althomas]

Go in my house grab a knife and kill Justin Beiber and the zombies

[Staticstark]

If a zombie was attacking me I'd punch it in the ma fucking dick

[Daninja42]

If I saw a zombie.... .....I would climb a radio tower! XD

[528grosbeck]

He is in toronto



[gto22n8]

i would beat the effin shit out of it

[xcreamking]

trying to be rwj..-_-

[minecrafter09XD]

i'd take my bat and hit you in the head cuz you are stupid :P

[Tr1stana]

You suck ur trying to be rwj but you just make him look bad

[twilightfan0fedward]

IF i see a real life zombie i will just poke it in the eye socket and walk away because zombies are slow :p

[nicknikki1991]

Shoot them in the head with a shotgun and rescue my friends and family and go to another town or state. Shoot those bastards in the head and survive =D

[gdrot06]

bash its head plack of wood to survie and its fun! :-)

[TheHKY09]

The difference between him, and RWJ, is that RWJ isnt self critical. And he doesnt have a 3way conversation with himself. I actually prefer Hemijeep than RWJ.

[NickGamingGeek]

JESUS CHRIST!! come on guys stop trolling equals 3 sucks any way!!

[TheSpeedking5648]

Shoot its head so it would not eat me

[jjfksqfyfyg]

fat fag!!! stop copying ppl queer. you probly beat off to RWJ bro.. GON

[gayporn6923]

Poop

[tymel212]

this is fake

[tymel212]

this is fake

[joshreed21]

horrible



[Bonnman100]

****ING COMERCIALS

[D3stroyU]

U fukin copycat u copied equals 3 dick fanny bash

[nightmarewolftony]

u suck

[MegaDrama13]

id run his ass over but if he was just drunk id be fucked

[captainbirdos]

ur a reywilliamjohnson wanna be wierdo!

[captainbirdos]

kill it duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[corey281000]

hes got a hot girlfriend hahaha

[Crazynick1998]

ha he said poop

[dannyab3]

FATTTTTTTTTTASSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK SHIT FUC IM UN SUBSCRIBING JK YOUR HIRLIOUS YOU FAT SHIT YER MOMS VIERAL K YOUU NIGGER

[Epiclytrollin16]

MAN WITH A WIG

[AJ29123]

Buy the next door

[Rocker4799]

I have changed my opinion Xbox is cool but Ps3 is better in my opinion.

[MrAran551]

Don't worry, three gamers will save us :D

[trenton246]

i would take a bat and beat the crap out of it even though i am super young

[ch4ng0le0n]

you are the fat Ray William Johnson bitch ahahah

[superoffline123]

we got more then 1500 likes... we got 2,227. P.S. 187 people are zombies!

[superoffline123]

ZOMBIES IN NYC!!!

[Rocker4799]

Xbox 360? Gay. Get a PS3

[trenton246]

@Rocker4799 dude an xbox360 isnt gay you are for saying that and they are both cool so shut up gay ball sucker

[Rocker4799]

Xbox 360? Gay

[UnknownDude34]

i would get a machete and kill it

because zombies are scary!!

[coaccion]

that the grain of this ugly man 0:25

[xBamf4Lifex]

your not rwj

[middleastern911]

@Misakyan2 Im married... 

[middleastern911]

ur a fatass lose some weight. and stop trying to be ray william johnson the second.

[calnolosh229]

Rip his face of

[steakboyjeff]

Shoot it with a flare gun!

[NumbPlanet]

zombies in NYC

[McCoyTheBuilder]

shoot it...duh...

[kop4321]

I did see a zombie in real life, Im looking at one in the video.

[murphyissosute]

I'd lick it :D

[Hideman95]

first blackops now girlfriend!? that's just wrong!

and I will do the same as you do... THUMBS UP!? I'll go for a million! GOGOGO

[toastersXftwX]

Type in "gift" before youtube in the url and hit ENTER!!

[SuperRakesh7]

Kill it then I'd teabag it because that's what you do to zombies

[ItstheAlexShow]

dude, hes not trying to be ray, and all youtubers steal from each other.. stop tryint to be smart... dang.. this guy is just doin his thing.... and hes good.

[hotdowgtree]

wannabe ray william johnson

[chrisncolorado]

rwj wannabe. i still watch tho lol

[The5Pokemon]

lol, Shane Dawson uses a Camera... IJustin also does, and every other person that talks into a Camera and uploads it pretty much looks into a Camera and talks. LOL.

[12comet12]

176 people is going to become a zombie

[marcus960622]

ZOMBIES IN NYC!!!

[roxybellz]

ill take a photo with it and smile then ask for its autogragh

[FacialRachel]

ZOMBIES IN NYC!

[Markel1970A]

I would get a shotgun and shot the zombie's head off!

[SilverGunZoO]

RWJ?

[MikuruKawaii19]

Zombies in NYC!~

[cor1nnem1elke1]

zombies in nyc

[777calc]

aite you're funny. lol

[gokuvscoolar]

well i would suicide because I HATE ZOMBIES.

[titsutatasami2]

i would shoot meself in my head

and not the zombies head!

beause i wana be a zombie!

[FUNNYSUNSHIN3]

if i saw a zombie i'd ... i'd .. shit myself.

and if i was having a totally retarded freakout, id the throw the shit in its face and fucking bolt it! O_o

What would YOU do?

[Enj0id3ath]

This guy is trying to be like RWJ

[cky12qxz]

@Enj0id3ath I kno rite?

[12comet12]

just because he talks into the camera it doesn't mean he's trying to like rwj

[MrDip02]

@Enj0id3ath RWJ is annoying as shit

[Enj0id3ath]

@MrDip02 Not as annoying as this guy.

[MrDip02]

@Enj0id3ath well knowing ray keeps telling the same jokes and there was already a T.V. show that showed viral videos and then ray william ripped im off and if this guy is bieng like ray and you think hes a annoying ray must be as annoying or even more and i honeslt think even more

[Enj0id3ath]

@MrDip02 I dissagree and I've never seen such a show, people like Rays jokes and if people are getting bored of his "same jokes" im sure he wouldn't have 2-3 million views per video

[MrDip02]

@Enj0id3ath still his jokes are lame and annoying as shit i thought he was funny until after the millionth time it didnt get funny views doesnt mean hes funy you can still ahve alot of views for the videos he shows not his jokes just sayin

[stickfigureproductin]

FAGGOT

[chistyle30]

HEROIN!!!!!!

[coolestkidonnet280]

if i saw a zombie i would uh uh uh uh ... FUCKING RUN lolz

[ultrabrite1234]

cunt punt ur girl

[coolestkidonnet280]

@ultrabrite1234 fuck off



[ThePainOfDeath123]

i would kick its ass and then keep it to scare pplz

[ironllama]

who the fuck is he talking to? is he sexephil?

[pdeedz0234]

Ray william Johnson Wanna be much? Your Allright But chill out a bit idk its just yea ... :s

[digitalfeverTV]

@pdeedz0234 i agree, ALOT like ray william johnson

[Absolut22Production]

dode your talking a lott.... dmn man shut up!

[23HAMSANDWICH]

fuck em. cuz im a virgin.

[Pearlharbor350]

ill ask him to do the thriller....

[rupat7]

I would look for 2pac! ;_)

rest in peace

[DOrr94]

Why are you copying Ray William Johnson? -.-

[TheBlackVikingPro]

@DOrr94 yeah thats why I didnt subscribed to him

[DarAntaris12345]

skull fuck it with a chainsaw

[MachinimaAdvisor]

I would grab a random blunt object, shove it in his head then kick it so hard it flies out the back of his head

[lindseytheplatypus]

i would ask them for this dance

[lolzgmode]

hmmm secret code? REAL ZOMBIES!!! so what now?

[bakerzownzz]

I would bend over pee in his mouth. kick him in the teeth, then start passionately making out with him then proceed to hold hands and skip marrily down the road with him

[kerplunkboy]

Call Chuck Norris, whom will convert the zombie into a couch or some other usefull forniture. And make a bbq with the remains.

[HHNARUTOSS]

fucking kill it

[DaJoshDude]

There's a horde of zombies in your backyard. What is to the leftof you? You will use that to kill/run away from the zombies.

[DAGONdarkness]

I would put on the 28days later theme tune and run LIKE A FUCKING BADGER!!!!!!!!

AND SHOOT A M4A1 AT AL THE ZOMBIES!

[DAGONdarkness]

I would put on the 28days later theme tune and run LIKE FUCKING BADGERS!!!!!

Wwitha gun obvcourse

[b30082]

be like chuk on dead rising LOL

[jkochen22]

i would put on the ol thriller record out and hope for a show 

[RigelSystem217905]

KILL IT!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

[BellaCupcake3218]

ZOMBIES IN NYC!!!!!

[Mr2012isfake]

i would grab a dam chair and pop tha muthafuka in tha hed

[ashyoko]

i would let them eat justin bieber

[thecko98]

@ashyoko I though they ate brains

[kador354]

i would let them infect the world so i can play dead rising if you know what i mean

[starscloud1994]

I would sing the Song...

"Kill the Zombies, by shootin' them in the Head...."

[ohmyjesus1]

Ask him for his autograph, take a picture with him, and sing the zombie song. Why? Because zombies are freaking awesome!

[steveboy35]

get a picture with the Hannibal mask on it

[dudeuactuallykill437]

get elmo and take a picture

[Nik56EKing]

ray william johnson wanna be

[thatoneguywithdaface]

I would run up to it and drop kick it!

[roxybellz]

i would screem run and vidio the zombie and take a picture with the zombie! XD

[motoxrider713]

PISS MY PANTS!

[OHelloMyNameIZ]

shoot it in the head, no hesitation, we dont want a zombie apocalypse on our hands!

[kevinlisqum1]

i would act like im in call a duty and shot the shit out of them

[coolcc1t4h]

i would got get a hummer run him over if it moved freaking grab a lawn mower and shave his head offf

[xXMicroBrewXx]

i would go home get my m4 drive back and my 1000 rounds (I HAVE A M4 AND 1K ROUNDS) and if hes not there i would check bugerbrain

[GoingCamando20]

zombies in nyc

[wiginigi]

I think I go see closer 'cuz zombies are so exiting... I quess

[h3llokittygurl101]

I.Would.Run.

[bay1555]

Fuckin' shoot his ass.

[killingmonster]

i would run to my house and grab a gun so i could kill it

[Giok8]

"comment the secret code zombies in nyc!!!" not a secret now.

[pougha]

id piss myself and scream cause it would be scary as fuck!

[litbie]

if i saw a zombie id ask him to play call of duty black ops with me because if i can kill a zombie in that game im sure i can do it to him on co-op mode

[katyechandler]

I was there the week before Halloween in a limo with my friends and there was some zombie parade thing going on and they came up to the windows and made really creepy faces acting like they wanted to get in! idk if they saw us bc the windows were tinted but it was kinda scary! and then as we were driving away they squirted fake blood on the windows!

[Aparrott1994]

i would stick a banjo in his mouth

[IfArTeDaNdNoOneNoTiC]

Id ask him why the hell he tryed to bite me and converse about it over lunch.......Then id shoot him!!!!!! :P

[ProjectsRCool]

Josh sent me here.

[wierdstore]

ask JFK for help

[nirvanaisdeshit]

ZOMBIES IN NYC!!!

[niveksteehs100]

ZOMBIES IN NYC!!!

[Norwaybleach]

Wannabe Ray, just less funny :/ sry

[optimusprime754]

Me: Hey buddy, lets you and me have a talk about this 'undead' thing

Zombie: hhhhuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnaaahaaaaaaa­aaaaa

[Mitsulevski]

ZOMBIES IN NYC!!!

If i see ever a zombie i'll grab a shotgun and tell it Bring Your Friends

....(Brings 10000000 Zombies)

Come on i was kidding -.- "

[521i]

Talk in brooklyn style while cutting his brain

he, look! whatta we got here...(chop)... BRAIN?!

[littlescottisheuan]

i would get my dads old records and throw them like frisbees like in shaun of the dead woooopp wooopp

[JenzRainyDayz]

take his arm off, and hit him with it. then continue with the question, why you hitting yourself??

[WalkingWithACadaver]

I'm prepped and ready for the zombie apocalypse.

[lolXDhahafunny]

would rip off his arm and eat it, punch him in the face, push him over, and crush his nuts OFF. That would teach those Zombies in NYC. BTW nice video

[Chrisyoubeast]

i well scream and run

[leturvoicebheardKris]

MAN IN A WIG!!

[LuLuOliverIsTheShiz]

I'd be just like Chuck Norris.

[xoxTOWELIExox]

since when are you doing RWJ style ? like it though ;)

[pokemonrule01]

ZOMBIES IN NYC P.S. JOSH SENT ME! P.S.S. I WOULD TAKE A SOCCER BOLL AND HIT HIM IN THE FACE AND I WOULD MAYLAY HIM AND KICK HIM A BILLION TIMES AND I WOULD COUNT TO TEN THE RUN AWAY SHOUTING AND SCREAMING "UR A TURD!"

[pokemonrule01]

ZOMBIES IN NYC P.S. JOSH SENT ME!

[GetFullOfWilliam]

GTFO

[colinazilla]

i would run to a cop and take his gun and then kill it

[TheBiatchSlap]

Id kick it right in the nards

[hertrix]

I would totally give it a hug, unless that zombie turned out to be Taylor Swift. In that case i'd blow her brains out.

[col33145]

i would run to the back of my car ,,get out the shovel and take its head off ,,then get out my camera and video it ,,,,,,Then post it youtube lol,,zombie get head taken of by paser by,,

[AX15v]

I would send it back to Hull.

[yoson25]

I just did a mitochondria test and found out my great great great etc.. ancestor or better yet I am one 275th (1/275) black. (African American). And I find the title 'Black Ops' to be racist because it says Black not African American so I refuse to purchase it.

[alyssaANDzandria]

if i seen a real zombie i would go get the zombie kills from zombieland to kill them while i hid under justin biebers bed so just incase the zombie chases me he will take justin bieber unstead of me XD

[TheLoopster4]

i'd plant a sunflower, a wallnut and a peashooter . . . why because THIS IS PLANTS VS ZOMBIES!!!

[theINNOSINT]

@TheLoopster4 this is Crazy Dave!!!! And I LOVE THAT GAME!!!! Why? Because I'm CRAZY LOL

[LukaKotar]

i'd pick up my chainsaw! (i mean from the shop...)

[crazyskorpion33]

If i see a zombie in real life im calling capitan price from call of duty to take him down .. lol

[stardragonstudios]

If its bigger than me-RUN LIKE HELL, RUN ITS ASS OFF! or soot it if possible (lol)

if its my size-grabe the nearest object that I can use as a wapon an bear the guts out of it. :3

if its smaller than me, kick it and beat it

(of coure, I would only do this if the zombie is any threat to a person (not zombie)

[psypeterson]

If I saw a zombie in real life? Hmmm...

I'd like to say I'd heroically shove the nearest female away from the thing, bellowing a challenge and smashing it's head to pulp with the heaviest blunt object in the vicinity, thus ensuring oral satisfaction from said female.

But...I'd probably just toss the nearest passerby in the zombie's direction and hope he goes after that sucker's brain first.

[Masch3rano]

you are trying to imitate ray william johnson or something dude? w/e hat was quite good btw.

[Donivan10TV]

rawr... hey guys that wasnt scary was it... achily it sacred the poop out of me!... who says poop anymore o.O