AKB48 Internet: Babies At Lightning Speed

[metoren]

Genius

[BelovedOfFreya]

I want to make a baby with Rina Nakanishi :3

[0Radex]

hahaha! i laughed so hard xD

[bigethaniel]

I give this a +50 WTF and +50 LMAO

[Irri739]

Oh wow, fascinating and weird. I finally knew what this AKB48 phenomena is thanks to you.

[Hunter725R]

Farewell Cousin, Parting is such sweet sorrow.

[daemon2797]

Tofugu. FUnniest person on youtube. Yup.

[mioame]

Koichi! You should do a video about Kyary Kyary Pamyu's song Pon pon pon! Look it up!

Scary, right? O.o

Lol.

[Oceanamongstthestars]

I feel like he is pointing this video at Missingno XD *evil laugh*

[Osrie1]

Holy santa suck in a christmas box was that disturbing... then again it did cheer me up. So it's one disturbing baby trolling agancy trying to rule the world by mass producing their troll babies....

[bl4ckclaw]

"Oi hentai jijieee... Orre to akaee-chan tsukkurooyoooh...?!"

WOW MAN YOU'VE MADE MY DAY =)) =)) =)) =))

[codelyokoaleita]

Vsauce music!!!

[nicolejudy]

gross ! good production !!! LOL

[Shinibo]

Haha, that mix with Hikoesaimon and Gimmeaflakeman was hilarious!

[SpiritofInsanity]

XD the thing with the Senator and Hashi freaked me out...

[master11superior]

you took good with that wig on.... 0.o I'm scur!

[maylinx0x]

lol

[coldcaption]

コイチさん、新しいカメラを買いましたか？

[kirun0]

... and thought some of the Eva merchandise was stupid. Your move, Gainax.

[AnnaKurusis]

Koichi you look beautiful as a girl~

[AltearaHavenwic]

"Babies are not real" LMAO!!

[FiReArNoK]

Koichi, where did you get that wig that is EXACTLY the same as the AKB48 chicks hair? xD

I've JUST noticed it's a perfect match hahaha!

[fireheart2star]

This shows that AKB48 is has no shame -_- this is too far...

[pedsay]

haven't laughed like this in a while! Thanks!

[MetalGearZombie]

Not sure if I should find the Gimmeabreakman/Hikosaemon baby funny or disturbing..I'm going to go with disturbing.

[astrocientista]

I wonder what this would look like if you put in a picture of a black guy.

[Gimmeabreakman]

OMG! We be ugly!

[astrocientista]

@Gimmeabreakman

The Mouth naval was a good touch. 

[SilverGunZoO]

DUDE AKB48 are trolls, I'm pretty sure of it, why would anyone in their right minds create such a thing ...

must be trolling

[rainxlxl]

@SilverGunZoO really? then I guess many people in Japan don't have right mind since they're really popular in Japan right now. Not just some pervy guys like them but also little kids to adult like them too. I'm a girl, and I don't think they are trolls

[SilverGunZoO]

@rainxlxl I like some of their songs but when it comes to "let's make babies online"

NO ! Definitively not !

[SilverGunZoO]

@rainxlxl Oh and just because something is popular, it doesn't make it automatically a good thing, examples, lady gaga, smoking, alcohol, justin biber.

[rainxlxl]

@SilverGunZoO ok, this babies thing freak me out but AKB48 is not bad at all. Don't put in the same category of lady gag and Justin biber lol I guess that's your opinion and compare to lady gaga they might not sing good but their song has more meaning. you might think they just sing cutesy songs but there's also song about surviver of earthquake in Japan and song about bullies and suicide, etc. they are not just trolls well, that's just my opinion

[SilverGunZoO]

@rainxlxl As I said, I like some of akb48's songs, and lady gaga is not half bad, I like her songs as well, but the world is not black and white for me.I don't totally love or totally hate lady gaga or akb or whatever, I like some parts of akb I hate some parts of it, I think some parts are plain weird, all in all I like them, I think this is a good perspective on life

[Hunter725R]

@SilverGunZoO well not the girls, leave them alone. xD It's their managers idea. ^^

[SilverGunZoO]

@Hunter725R By accepting to do something, you have your part of fault as well, you cannot say, my superiors ordered me to kill this innocent person so I did, you always have a choice, indeed the compaction is extreme, but that's just to prove my point, the girls have their share of fault for doing these weird things, not only this in these videos but the weird things they do in general IE stripping in videos, but yet again at least it's not porn or something. Cheers.

[Hunter725R]

@SilverGunZoO

?!

Oh my god. Are you kidding me? WIERD is, when Tentacles burst out everywhere and get those chicks pregnant. Even though that may be not seen as wierd depending where you're coming from. They aren't present in virtually every second TV show without a reason. Nothing is wierd if you can get rich by it.

PS: 9/11 was an inside job.(cultural note: 9/11 was when the our government pearl harbored themselves but with planes instead of rockets.

[SilverGunZoO]

@Hunter725R I'm not from USA so I don't really care/know about 9/11, no offense, it's just not my business. I consider weird to show semi-named women in supposedly music videos. Weird tentacle porn is not present in music videos, there you have it.

[Hunter725R]

@SilverGunZoO ..and with semi-named you mean AWSOME!

[SilverGunZoO]

@Hunter725R I meant to say semi-naked, not semi-named, that wouldn't make sense.

Anyway, I guess everyone has their opinions and perspective on life, and obviously our view on life is completely different. This conversation is a waste of time, what I consider weird you might consider "normal" and vice-versa, and in our mind we are correct. Carry on with your life.

[SilverGunZoO]

The video where she asks the infamous question, don't show that video to any samurai, else you'll see ritual suicide.

[SilverGunZoO]

I don't even wanna have real babies, but somehow this seems worse.

[xoxGoddess6]

Hashi <3

[Goat5611]

this one got a little weird...

[ayyXmomo]

damnit, i'm not allowed to indigest babies?! where's the fun in that?

[KansaiJesse]

すばらしい！！！！

[starlitblur]

there's just something so wrong about that..... monkey hat maybe?!?!?

[mangosplashies]

I feel disturbed..

[MrsBenzedrine1]

Vsauce!! :D

[dominicdit]

オイ！変態ジジｗｗ。これから、「変態ジジ」を彼女に呼ぶ

[pary16]

Vsauce song!

[MANNY100123]

lmao!!! @ GimmeaHikosaeMan!!! XDDD That was awesome!!! XD

[TheMegaZords]

I'm NOT a pervy AKB48 fan I'am the 1%

[MetalHeart718]

happy birthday,mr. senatorrr....

now that's messed up. lol

[msdp]

Wahahaha laughed so hard on the hentai jiji part xD!!! Always looking forward to your vids d(>o<)!!!

[TheDrakaan]

never heard of AKB48

*googles them* Wow, they're cute ^^

[imtheonlysane1here]

Babies aren't real? Then what have I been eating???!!!!

[maniakimon]

do more koichidamus please!

[JoshuaHults]

this was awesome, but to the people who make virtual babies, get a life !!!

[TheDrakaan]

@JoshuaHults come on, that's not fair =/ If not for virtual babies who would be here to tell people making virtual babies is sad ^^

[elfgrahams92]

ok now that just creepy and wrong

in so many ways

why would people do that?

[ankan2k4]

Creepy...

[Weemancake]

Baby Fusion Powers, GO!

[LilithHacker]

なんかーいやだーーーー！ｗ



[kuroibuta]

LOLOLOL



[okkatagamay]

アッー

[gateauxQ]

you look lovely, K-chan <3

[IchiNiSean]

GimmeaHikosaeman, the third Oyaji??

[bk2pla]

@IchiNiSean

No, makes the 1/2 Oyaji! lol

[AyuLIN]

Haha you are great Koichi. xD

[ytvration]

That was so wrong in so many lvls!

[takatoekoe]

AKB48 FTW YEAH!...Yeah!

[PurpleFairyWings]

Let's hope for Hashi that at least it's a female senator XDD

[BushidoRei]

Well i just lost my appetite watching this...

[takeru51]

cool

[CuteperfectionRAWR]

lol lameeeeeeeeee:P

[Kirarachu]

The freaky part is the picture where Yuko is holding the baby to her breast, it looks like she is really trying to breastfeed it and you can see an are without the shirt that looks like skin. So freakin' creepy! 0_o;;

[dumplingfriend]

Holy crap this is hilarious

[Jklsays101]

Ahaha i love this.

[jessiejanesama]

i'm sure the wotas are rejoicing for this news.

[vampireknightloverrr]

ahaha

[kuhj278]

Why does he have Vsauce music?

[MJSpice]

TROLOLOLOL! Awesome!

[Ryu13]

poor hashi.... :)

[NekoMimiAniko]

You guys must have a really "nice" senator lol

[Rekkie88]

JEBUS! Do not watch this in HD! I repeat! Do noT!!!

[FindMeInKurume]

Haha awesome! Nice Hikosaemon and Victor!

[LilMizzyY890]

(O.O) Interesting :')

[Hikosaemon]

You know, that turned out better than I was expecting...

[Luciditi2]

O_O

[sorahmichiko]

Am I the only one who though he literally meant "make babies" at first...... Please tell me in not.....creepy.....

[DaFawky]

you have nice feminine lips. What a sexy woman. lol

[untmdsprt]

+1 for finding a new use for the Christmas vest again. :)

[EveningMusuko]

There's a former AKB48 member that gets paid to make babies on camera.

I have no idea why I'm saying this.

[zerosonico]

Creepy Hictor belly-mouthed baby alert!!

[APOKALYPSE34]

ahahahah GimmeaHikosaeman by far the funniest! 

[ZhouFantastic]

What's the link to the video of the actual commercial?

[plainbob13]

PLZzzzzz don't do drag again.....plz.

[gavinovz]

…My baby so beautiful. |tears of joy|

[hel2t01]

I feel so honored to be in a fugu video!!!! <3<3<3

[robotsakomi]

Ugh, how creepy. Even creepier that the girls are inviting people to make babies with them in that ~*SUPER KAWAII*~ voice. D: Even if it is ネットでね.

[betamaxdc]

damn funny



[ScubaJr62]

That is so creepy. The guy they use as the example in that clip at the beginning looked sketch.

[fireaangel]

So creepy! LOL And you actually used mine! ROFL. Ahaha me and my robe orz (second to last pic)

[Yujinari]

this just seems like a normal morphing program you can easily find on google. no big deal.

[Pooobaihr23]

@Yujinari Given the fact that these girls are..not.. all.. adults.. It is creepy.

[Yujinari]

@Pooobaihr23 oh come on, this is not a new concept as can be seen here: makemebabies(dot)com for example. there is only 1 girl who is under 18 in this group (shes 17). sides, this is only morphing pictures, i dont see how that can be creepy at all.

[Pooobaihr23]

@Yujinari makemebabies is not SPECIFICALLY a group of young girls. That is a site where anyone can take a pic of themselves and match it with a pic of anyone. LIKE, they could take pics of their parents and see what kind of other babies they could have had. OR you and your favorite movie star. This is taking you favorite SPECIFIC member from a very young group of girls. And come on now don't act like you dont know why these girls are popular to begin with.

[Yujinari]

@Pooobaihr23 it's just pictures, ugh.

[Pooobaihr23]

@Yujinari PS, unless some of these girls have "graduated" there are 3 that are 16. One of which won't be 16 until the 22nd of November.. So that makes her 15. Again.. Creepy. Not gonna get all up in arms about it.. But.. its creepy.

[myotheraccountlol]

I love you.

[danicovenant]

thats me at 1:29 !!!!!! look at my videos

[tjlopez0946]

how much money does it take to make hashi take off his clothes?

[tofugu]

@tjlopez0946 sorry, gotta be a senator first of all.

[edv11nas]

@tofugu let hashi speak for himself :D

[niconicokoibito]

@tofugu Senator Barker say, "your in luck Hashi fans!!"

[Annnanaa]

LOL HE USED IT HAHAH (LAST PIC)

[sonicxracer]

SUPER creepy.... X_X

[animeLOV3er1]

OMG Koichi is a pimp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[W81HotPotLickin2nd]

how much for one a them birthday videos?

[TheVloggingGaijin]

I felt assaulted at 1:56 O.o'

[MrMuramaru]

Oh my God, this it TOO trashy! :O

[Yujinari]

@MrMuramaru how is it trashy?

[MrMuramaru]

@Yujinari Actually, I was referring to AKB's internet app! XD

[Yujinari]

@MrMuramaru Sensationalize? I mean if it's to grab people's attention for a product, it did work.

[TimeLegacy]

This is like one of those dumb ads where they try to show what you'll look like in 30 years, or the ones that prove you your future based on your current appearance.

[xAnimeChannel]

VSAUCE anyone?

[OpheliaBranwen]

Poor Hashi... lol

[CallistoKumo]

I'm crying but I'm not sure if it's the GimmeaHikosaeMan baby, the Hashi abuse, or the fact that I've fallen in love with Tofugu and now I can finally have Tofugu babies.

[Cloud3204]

I'd hate to see what those babies grow up to look like.

[LanguagesClass]

this will make me hate babies ><

[swade98]

O_O

[WolfHavenXIII]

THE INTERNET HAS GAINED THE ABILITY TO REPRODUCE... HUMANITY IS NOW ONCE AGAIN DOOMED... also ROFL at GimmeaHikosaeMan.

[Silverlugia860]

You know, you really do make a believable Asian girl.

[tofugu]

@Silverlugia860 nooooooo

[Kiriain]

Babies At Lighting Speed

*Babies At Lightning Speed

[FirenicChaos]

I'm the guy in the end. The creepy-faced, stickered one

[ItsAlyssaVlogs]

Cool!

[evildwarf]

how is babby formed?

[191jackal]

win

[guilhermeparafan]

i wanna make a baby with kojima haruna :)

[superlama616]

:ohgod: