that's awesome...i wanted to get a boob job but i couldn't afford it! Thanks, brother jed for letting me know that if i get knocked up it's basically the same thing!
@ptsocr No he's an actual preacher who does nothing but travels around and spreads "the word of god". Basically, he just calls everyone sinners and sluts and such and yells that we're all going to hell.
Oh boy. If this guy could be my preacher I wouldn't mind giving up my atheist beliefs and singing praises to an invisible man and attending his church -- even if it meant having to fake a few "Halleluja's" and "Praise Jesuses".
I think Brother Jed is missing the point of WHY girls want big breasts: to attract guys. If they're already married and pregnant, obviously their husband is already attracted to them. So what's the point of having big breasts then?
This d-bag was at my school a few weeks ago, he's nothing but a troll who just runs around trying to get reactions out of everyone. I was just laughing at how bad he was at trying to make us feel like we were going to hell. He just fails. Period.
I first was Brother Jed in 1980 at Kent State. He admitted he was on acid when he first saw Jesus. In 82, he told me I was a homo, and wanted to have sex with his dog! I never laffed so hard!!!
@EPR89 It's his metaphor for homosexuality. He takes a plug and a socket and basically says that if you use a plug with a plug, the device doesn't work.
Because when God was designing the human body billions and billions of years ago, surely he must have looked at the power strip where his Divine VCR was plugged into and gained inspiration for our design.
Usually, when a woman get's pregnant, her breasts shrink after the milk dries up. I thought fundys' ignorance of science was limited to anything dealing with evolution. Guess I was wrong.
Btw....Stephen White was the best at this stuff. Funny as all hell. Shame he's doing 10 years for soliciting oral sex from a 14 year old boy.
@12boilerup he came to my school in may and i was kind of pissed. i come across him on my way to class. if i hadnt used up my free absences yet in the class i was on my way too i would have stayed and listen more because it was so damn funny
This guy is the most entertainment I've had in a long time.However, if you really listen to what he has to say, although most would deny, it makes perfect sense.
"it's okay for the husband to play around, but even then the baby gets first dibbys" haha this guy came to my campus and told us a story how he used to be a hippie and he took acid and sold weed.
I can't believe he and Sister Cindy are still around. She was known as the Disco Queen turned evangilist. If you really want to mess them up, start singing the Star Spangled Banner in the middle of their preraching . We did that at U of L way back in the early 80s. They were free and very entertaining.
...Get pregnant and your breasts will double in size??? Yeah. Until you stop breast feeding. Is this guy for real? I mean, is he just joking around or is he mentally off? Nobody is even listening. 1/2 have their backs to him. He seems very odd indeed.
no way. Jed's daughter is human and nobody is telling her to be perfect. Point was, Jed is so damn self-righteous about his "perfect" godly family, now his own butt gets kicked. Jed is embarrassed and won't fess up after calling everybody else WHORE.
he was just at U of Iowa a couple weeks ago, same shit you see on all the videos, after he left some creepy guy came up on a bike and asked me if i wanted his address... not too sure if it was the creepy kinda of "would you like his address?" or the creepier "would you like his address?" all of which happened about an hour after i ate a special brownie. and if anything, if this guy comes to your campus he is 1000X funnier if youre stoned
He came to Saint Cloud State about 2 weeks ago. Around 100 kids surrounded him and his 2 friends. We screamed at him for 3 hours and eventually drove him out. It was quite funny.
I was at OSU recently one day while he was there (May 14th). This video was filmed in Florida, but he travels throughout the United States, as does Brother Micah.
No wonder so many are turned off by "christianity". What a shame that people like him are out there spreading their twisted "message". This is not what "christianity" is truly about in any way , shape or form. This is a terrible shame !
No, what he's doing is not the reason folks are "turned off" to Christianity. Folks love their sin and don't want to be reproved for it (John 3:19-20).
Love the hand gestures he makes when saying "your breasts will double in size." He looks like he was getting too much enjoyment out of that visual image.
That little sermon of his was perverted. No decent man would ever talk about something so sensitive in public. He needs to look up some real facts: That "natural enlargement" lasts for only as long as a woman is breastfeeding. He is promoting having children strictly for the purpose of making one's breasts bigger. That is sick and wrong. God's gonna' cut him down for his pride and ignorance.
I watch another clip with this guy and he said he had smoked marijuana in the 60s and shit, he was in a rock band in san fransciso and he liked The Greatful Dead!
I cannot believe he just said to have babies to make your boobs bigger. Maybe he should pick up a different book other than the Bible, and make his brain a little bigger.
Would you believe I sat there at Ohio University and listened to Jed speak from 1980-1984? Amazing he is still around. Brings back fond memories though!
that's awesome...i wanted to get a boob job but i couldn't afford it! Thanks, brother jed for letting me know that if i get knocked up it's basically the same thing!
HokieMarla 1 month ago
Your breats will get bigger if you marry and have kids? Stupid fucker!!!
WildManChrisVEVO 2 months ago
This guy sounds like a fucing ass backwards fucking retarded son of a bitch!
WildManChrisVEVO 2 months ago
I wish I knew when this guy showed up this year. I love a good debate.
billy9038 3 months ago
Was this a stand up comedy show?
ptsocr 4 months ago
@ptsocr No he's an actual preacher who does nothing but travels around and spreads "the word of god". Basically, he just calls everyone sinners and sluts and such and yells that we're all going to hell.
afidaveyhavoklover14 3 months ago
Oh boy. If this guy could be my preacher I wouldn't mind giving up my atheist beliefs and singing praises to an invisible man and attending his church -- even if it meant having to fake a few "Halleluja's" and "Praise Jesuses".
Better than any comic actor I've seen :-)
bornagainunbeliever 5 months ago
This guy is comical. I'm saying this as a christian.
oneuniqueman777 5 months ago 2
Brother Jed is great. He is so funny.
IcyVoid 5 months ago
Yeah... I'm TOTALLY going to get pregnant just so that my b00bs will get bigger.
skycomet19 6 months ago
Brother Jed sure is into yelling about sex in public. That's not in the bible!
MsJK21 6 months ago
I think Brother Jed is missing the point of WHY girls want big breasts: to attract guys. If they're already married and pregnant, obviously their husband is already attracted to them. So what's the point of having big breasts then?
LMA629 9 months ago
...yes...a sign... and one in braile too...
compvm33 10 months ago
LMAO, fucking christians
insanemagicguy 11 months ago
Anyone know when he's coming back to Mizzou? I miss sitting in Speaker's Circle watching the insane debates.
MrsAndySamberg 11 months ago
@MrsAndySamberg im suprised he hasent come back he lives in como
docotorganja 11 months ago
He's entertaining.
FredC1968 11 months ago
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FredC1968 11 months ago
I like how no one seems to listen to him and he doesn't care :D
paldepind 1 year ago
YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
beatleaddict 1 year ago
Wow. Poes Law in human form. I cant tell if he's serious or if he's making fun of fundamentalist Christianity.
FindingTara 1 year ago
Wow , Brother Jed is getting old.
jpenn311 1 year ago
I don't get why he has a problem with breasts, considering that he's a huge boob.
Outlawcatgirl 1 year ago
@Outlawcatgirl LOL!
MsJK21 6 months ago
This d-bag was at my school a few weeks ago, he's nothing but a troll who just runs around trying to get reactions out of everyone. I was just laughing at how bad he was at trying to make us feel like we were going to hell. He just fails. Period.
metallicagtr 1 year ago
I first was Brother Jed in 1980 at Kent State. He admitted he was on acid when he first saw Jesus. In 82, he told me I was a homo, and wanted to have sex with his dog! I never laffed so hard!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago
He likes explaining with cords a lot.
AlexPiti5 1 year ago
This guy is so inconsiderate.
What about lesbian breasts?
What about breast cancer?
What about strippers, huh? They can't have babies attached, it would ruin their business!
NiAlBu 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS THE 2ND, RELAX !!!! How do you expect us to reproduce and smile is we don't have hott, crazy sex ?! Come on Buddy !!!
lffm07 1 year ago
HAHHAA OKAY GIRLS YOU WANT BIGGER TITS GO HAVE A BABY HAHAH THERE YOU GO PROBLEM SOLVED
totaljking12 1 year ago
this guy was at my school about a few months ago
"spring break is fun..but once you look down and say, 'what are these warts on my penis?!' then spring break is not so fun, is it?!" -- brother jed.
omgitsashley923 1 year ago
@omgitsashley923 He's obviously never heard of protection or doesn't know how it works.
Outlawcatgirl 1 year ago
AWW BUT I LIKEA TO TOUCHA THE BOOBYS :(
bleepu12144 1 year ago
Breasts are filthy. Cut them off!
Btw, why is he carrying his Wiimote around.
EPR89 1 year ago 3
@EPR89 It's his metaphor for homosexuality. He takes a plug and a socket and basically says that if you use a plug with a plug, the device doesn't work.
Because when God was designing the human body billions and billions of years ago, surely he must have looked at the power strip where his Divine VCR was plugged into and gained inspiration for our design.
Avatarofhendrix 1 year ago
@Avatarofhendrix LOL! God sure didn't have the most up-to-date technology, did he?
MsJK21 6 months ago
"Don't get implants!" Proof that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
I wonder if this is the same dude who showed up at the University of Oregon way back in the spring of 2001...
ComradeSephiroth 2 years ago 2
IMPLANTS!!?!!? (gotta love this guys hand gestures, despite his stupid intolerant views)
alexblank91 2 years ago 2
Usually, when a woman get's pregnant, her breasts shrink after the milk dries up. I thought fundys' ignorance of science was limited to anything dealing with evolution. Guess I was wrong.
Btw....Stephen White was the best at this stuff. Funny as all hell. Shame he's doing 10 years for soliciting oral sex from a 14 year old boy.
VigilanteNighthawk 2 years ago 4
@VigilanteNighthawk Their ignorance is unlimited. Most of them haven't even read the bibles they thump so vigorously.
MsJK21 6 months ago
heard him preaching today...PURDUE...i love when this guy comes around
12boilerup 2 years ago 2
@12boilerup he came to my school in may and i was kind of pissed. i come across him on my way to class. if i hadnt used up my free absences yet in the class i was on my way too i would have stayed and listen more because it was so damn funny
quarf53206 1 year ago
he's on my campus right now
gnrhippie 2 years ago
first dibies lol
Bhaile08 2 years ago
lmao "Silicon Implants"
cryospear 2 years ago 4
Thia guy ia a bafoon not a preacher!
christ the Savior Cathedral in Moscow has been rebuilt!
St.sophia in constantinople (Istanbul) and StsConstantine & Helen (on Stoney island Ave) in Chicago will be Christian again soon!
Glory to God forever!
Glory ot God for all things!
IC XC
NI KA
johnclones 2 years ago
This guy is the most entertainment I've had in a long time.However, if you really listen to what he has to say, although most would deny, it makes perfect sense.
TheChampions12 2 years ago
@TheChampions12 Perfect sense in what world?
MsJK21 6 months ago
The 60's weren't good to this guy.
CanadiaNecro1 2 years ago 36
Some fat ugly old man telling me what to do with my breasts? Why I never!
CanadiaNecro1 2 years ago 2
The crazy is strong with this one...
my9thtime 2 years ago
I love how he shouted SILICON IMPLANTS!; it was priceless.
rjky1986 2 years ago
wtf
ibbirules 2 years ago
I love how he talks to the cameraman haha
onelifetoliveintheus 2 years ago
"it's okay for the husband to play around, but even then the baby gets first dibbys" haha this guy came to my campus and told us a story how he used to be a hippie and he took acid and sold weed.
Chronikbud 2 years ago 4
you could tell he took acid...
honkhonk130 2 years ago 3
I can't believe he and Sister Cindy are still around. She was known as the Disco Queen turned evangilist. If you really want to mess them up, start singing the Star Spangled Banner in the middle of their preraching . We did that at U of L way back in the early 80s. They were free and very entertaining.
tyroltrekker 2 years ago
...Get pregnant and your breasts will double in size??? Yeah. Until you stop breast feeding. Is this guy for real? I mean, is he just joking around or is he mentally off? Nobody is even listening. 1/2 have their backs to him. He seems very odd indeed.
thetruejaneysue 2 years ago 2
I'm sure jeebus is so proud.
drServitus 2 years ago
SILICON IMPLANTS!
FrogJon 3 years ago 4
justina smock
jiffylube2u 3 years ago
Which of his daughters got knocked up?
69Alexandra96 3 years ago
jed's daughter got knocked up but he's been pretty quiet about this, hypocrite.
mrhalwes 3 years ago 31
humans are imperfect. you expect his daughter to be all goody goody just because Jed is preaching it. how ignorant
cheeriooss 3 years ago
no way. Jed's daughter is human and nobody is telling her to be perfect. Point was, Jed is so damn self-righteous about his "perfect" godly family, now his own butt gets kicked. Jed is embarrassed and won't fess up after calling everybody else WHORE.
jiffylube2u 3 years ago 6
@mrhalwes just saw here yesterday, no way!
drewskione 1 year ago
@mrhalwes We all make mistakes.
fashionhistorylover 1 year ago
@mrhalwes Yeah, when the shit comes home to roost it changes your fucking theology.
WildManChrisVEVO 2 months ago
Babies have first dibbies.
MrRoboto113 3 years ago
he was just at U of Iowa a couple weeks ago, same shit you see on all the videos, after he left some creepy guy came up on a bike and asked me if i wanted his address... not too sure if it was the creepy kinda of "would you like his address?" or the creepier "would you like his address?" all of which happened about an hour after i ate a special brownie. and if anything, if this guy comes to your campus he is 1000X funnier if youre stoned
thirstywhitekid01 3 years ago
He came to Saint Cloud State about 2 weeks ago. Around 100 kids surrounded him and his 2 friends. We screamed at him for 3 hours and eventually drove him out. It was quite funny.
menomoniehockey 3 years ago
haha i want him to come to my college!!!!!!!! funny funny funny!!
unicornsandrainbows 3 years ago
He's not even very good as a preacher. He's come through the University of Hawaii a few times, mostly people think of him as a big joke.
A friend of mine got bored and went to leave for class, and Brother Jed said: "Don't you turn your back on The Lord!"
My friend (a Christian, I might add) replied, "I'm not. I'm turning my back on you."
This was met with applause, and the bulk of the assembled crowd also disbanded.
GeorgeDRange 3 years ago 5
Brother jed is a homo
dickychick 3 years ago 3
get 'pregnunt' instead of implants?
gagaoverhim 3 years ago
SILICONE IMPLANTS!!!!!
audienceofone12 3 years ago 2
Where was this filmed?
I go to OSU and see the guy just about every other day.
healthyaddict 3 years ago
I was at OSU recently one day while he was there (May 14th). This video was filmed in Florida, but he travels throughout the United States, as does Brother Micah.
furrypurrylove 3 years ago
Yeah - I didn't figure that out til recently - crazy kids.
healthyaddict 3 years ago
Brother Jed and the Mickie Mouse Club is at Missouri State today, and his friends aren't as funny as he is. They are just stupid.
quicksilver8616 3 years ago
He is here at SEMO right now
Thesewerboy 3 years ago
way to make us christians look like ignorant jerks.
ShiShiRengan 3 years ago 4
No wonder so many are turned off by "christianity". What a shame that people like him are out there spreading their twisted "message". This is not what "christianity" is truly about in any way , shape or form. This is a terrible shame !
ccico 3 years ago
No, what he's doing is not the reason folks are "turned off" to Christianity. Folks love their sin and don't want to be reproved for it (John 3:19-20).
k8ai 3 years ago
bahahah he came to my school-- he's hilarious!
heyleigh4789 4 years ago
Love the hand gestures he makes when saying "your breasts will double in size." He looks like he was getting too much enjoyment out of that visual image.
furrypurrylove 4 years ago 2
this guy is a complete douche.
way to make all christians seem like ignorant jerks.
thesweetcatastrophe 4 years ago
Getting pregnant=fat, not implants
TheNamelessPenguin 4 years ago 2
GIRLS....if you want bigger breasts, get yourself a husband, and get pregnant! That's GOD'S WAY OF BREAST ENLARGEMENT!
Caleb9849 4 years ago
We used to watch Brother Jed at the Plaza at U Florida. Hilarious - best free entertainment around! Man, I miss those shows.
veezix 4 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the Bible say that God is the only one who can rightfully pass judgement?
Thanks for skewing Christian principles, asshat.
januarydork 4 years ago
Nope.
k8ai 3 years ago
Keep preaching truth Jed. All sinners will end in hell, apart from repentance and faith in Jesus Christ. AND CONTINUED OBEDIENCE.
TurtleBat 4 years ago
That little sermon of his was perverted. No decent man would ever talk about something so sensitive in public. He needs to look up some real facts: That "natural enlargement" lasts for only as long as a woman is breastfeeding. He is promoting having children strictly for the purpose of making one's breasts bigger. That is sick and wrong. God's gonna' cut him down for his pride and ignorance.
lozoft9 4 years ago 2
he is just an idiot
julianagfernan 4 years ago 2
He is so funny!
I watch another clip with this guy and he said he had smoked marijuana in the 60s and shit, he was in a rock band in san fransciso and he liked The Greatful Dead!
If so, he sure has changed.....
Gronamintar 4 years ago
I cannot believe he just said to have babies to make your boobs bigger. Maybe he should pick up a different book other than the Bible, and make his brain a little bigger.
spektor86 4 years ago
Because having a child is less expensive than implants XD
Xanubi 4 years ago
This brings back many happy memories of Plaza of the Americas. I used to love eating krishna food and watching Brother Jed. Good times...
SpaceManTilm 4 years ago
HE SAYS THE SAME THING EVERYTIME!!! Look at my videos....he literally says the same thing.
Acidman000 4 years ago
HE SAYS THE SAME THING EVERYTIME!!! Look at my videos....he literally says the same thing.
Acidman000 4 years ago
this guy is whacked. terrible evangelist.
kolainca 4 years ago
who the hell said "1954 Chevrolet Valet!"? Nice!
Whoo69 4 years ago
Oh... He's just got stupid-ass huge strings connected to his glasses.
Whoo69 4 years ago
wtf? Is he actually wearing a monocle?? Who DOES THAT? Reminds of me old-time butlers. So uncool.
Whoo69 4 years ago
Makes other Christians look bad. Makes other Jeds look bad.
jedimonkey1977 4 years ago
i saw brother jed at f.s.u. from 1989 to 1993. lol
avery658 4 years ago
Would you believe I sat there at Ohio University and listened to Jed speak from 1980-1984? Amazing he is still around. Brings back fond memories though!
cutedudearizona 4 years ago
Hahahaha... Oh brother Jed is good'ole idiot funny. Check out my video of him on ASU campus.
chuckro84 4 years ago
This is really funny.
Omatic810 5 years ago
Oh my sweet god, I laughed my ass off. I didn't know you'd made this!
sirdanielm 5 years ago
"Now it's alright for husbands to play with them... but the baby has first dibbies"
Wow... too funny, keep it up.
- Sean Goff (Pastafarian Pirate)
blumpkizzle 5 years ago
Creepy! I would be so mad if I were there and he was talking about my breasts!
nicolega2001 5 years ago