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  • i want your lucky charms.....

  • MMmmm bacon

  • This dude needs to head back to the bath house.

  • 5 bacon slabs for you

  • lol funny!!! kittens rok!

  • strange how this system of pork/government is identical to the one here in britain (read: down in england) in all but the fact that bacon over here (read: down there) is always jammed into a roll.

  • This may be the best, most practical and easily understood primer on how our government works - evah! Thank you - five warm and toasty kittenish stars and I favorited your vid as well.

  • Now that's what I call "Pork barrel spending".

  • man you must like bacon..

  • This video impressed me. Very clever, very well written. Nice job.

  • jesus christ that was alot of pork

  • Oddly enough, you can make yarn out of corn. Very good mitten yarn no less.

  • see? if hillary becomes president, she'll just shove all our hard-earned bacon down her fat pie hole..... and probably eat a few of our kittens too

  • As Fonzie used to say, "Perfectamundo".

    -zen

  • this happens when u can use money thats not yours.

    btw, what is it like to live in america with this accent, the reactions of the people? or do u speak american?

  • who doesn't love scots ^_^

  • dooont knooooo

  • Are you going to eat all that?

  • That's alot of bacon...and pork

  • So we're hapless kittens ruled by tyrants who steal our bacon? Ron Paul will give the kittens their bacon back.

  • Pork for everyone!

  • This was really great! I love your videos.

  • miaow! miaow! miaow! miaow! miaow! miaow! miaow! miaow! miaow!  LOL

  • Brilliant, again.

  • Prosciutto is fancy ham. Pancetta is fancy bacon.

  • He did say "basically" you know. And ham is basically bacon...

  • Miaow! Miaow Miaow! Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow!

  • that isn't a slab of pork, that's a brick of pig!

  • man you got so much bacon if i could id help you eat it

  • I don't know what it is about you accent and you saying mittens and kittens... It was so adorable I couldn't stop giggling when you'd say it.

    On a better note that pertains to the satire of this video. Awesome job. It was surprisingly more educational than if I learned it in class with out the use of mittens and kittens to distract me from the fact that I was learning. 5 pairs of mittens for kittens out of 5 for you.

  • :D Kittens that lost their mittens is a very good cause. I will donate to that in a heart beat!

  • now i really want bacon

  • Haha nice video, and whoa you got alot of bacon XD

  • Yep. What opengap said.

  • Absolutely brilliant

  • KITTEN BACON

  • too much bacon,and I'm confused about the kittens and mittens thing....I guess I'll watch the other vid to find out.

  • Both sides keep trying to get pork barrel projects-so we need to get them all! And we did not listen to Pelosi-Reid and Co. so much, grandstanding and twisting the truth, we might get more info. real - Like Schip - It would give money to the wrong kittens' - the bill needs a rewrite. That is on the Dems.

    Funny videos 5 stars

  • i dont know wat i would do if i lost my mittens

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

  • Your video made my head spin! In a good way. After watching your video, all kinds of thoughts are coming into my mind and I have 3 cats just besides me. If this was my video I would have titled it as "The Best Question on Kitten"

  • no joke at all, this is your best work so far. Awesome stuff man!

  • -=|!Bacon mittens 4 the kittens!|=-

  • A serious question, though. Why bacon? XD

  • very good question

  • "Look, it's got a little kitten on it. Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?"

    I LOL'd so hard at that. XD

  • all yanks are fags

  • and proud of it

  • LOL @ the Lucky Charms remark

  • I'm sorry when you started to wave that bacon around, I zoned out and all I experienced was Blah Blah, BACON, Blah Blah, BACON, and now want to eat things wrapped in bacon. In 20 years we will be lucky to find something like bacon in an old rusty can.

    Peace out.

  • Loool!!! what'd you do with all that bacon???

  • WTF........lol r u mad MITTENS u need dem not ive got newborn kitten bare cute

  • I snorted and giggled all the way through that. I got to your channel through Buns and Chou Chou, and I am glad I did!!

  • Smiley intervention bacon! Is that seriously for sale? If not I wonder what the hell he's gonna do with all that bacon....

  • LMAO @ the meowing before the end

  • Lol wtf

  • kittens that have lost their mittens. lol

  • proccuto is really good. :)

  • ok sooo theres kitten bacon now....is that a product in china?

  • o.o; Wow.. What does bacon have to do with kittens with mittens...? xD

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  • lol that was cool an funny! Hahaha An u have gauged ear awsome!! mine are a 6 gauge right now I want them to a 4...but soon they well be

  • my cats understand it more than I do, but I get some of it, and a lot of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...bbbaaaccc­ooonnn! I got a lot of cat hair on me lol

  • I think I love you.

  • We must protect our string from terrorist kittens!

  • you really love bacon don't you? who doesn't? seriuosly, who?

  • terrorist kitten?

  • He's trying to steal my Lucky Charms!

  • BACON RULES

  • So then, "devilandthelord" I suppose all his subscribers (the record number) just like him because of his accent then? No. He's great. If you can't leave positive comments don't leave any. Drive safe, Mark.

  • Aha >.< ...The way in which you display your humour - I think it's really quite original and intellegent.

    I enjoy your comedy, keep it coming! :3

    Oh, and that's a hell of alot of bacon O_______O

  • LOL, How much bacon do you have at your house?

  • funny

  • not saying your good not saying your bad but about the time you introduced the bacon I couldnt pay attention

  • You are fucking terrible. Please stop what you are doing because you are goddamn awful. Not funny at all, Mark. Do you think just because you have a stupid scottish accent that it makes whatever you say funny? Shit man, you're not Irish. Then you might have something.

    Drive off a cliff please.

  • you just dont have a sense of humor.

  • mark day is a pussy lover. haha

  • lol. Mark loves his pussy!

  • You are always so great at explaining things, Mark. See, and that is how I came to lose my virginity to a Scotsman!

  • wow at first i thought you were a complete tool but as it turns out.......quite the opposite. Very enjoyable watch. Just like jesus and His parables ;)

  • lol u really like bacon...awsum video

  • Didn't your mother ever tell you "if you can't say something nice.." ah f*ck it! Shut the hell up! You admit it was funny and then insult him Why don't you make up your mind. I realize that for someone with your obviously low attention span as well as IQ , the entire 4mins and 20 seconds was hard for you to focus on. P.S. I want the 25 seconds of life back that I wasted bitching at your stupid ass!

  • my before posted message was for "asmyflk" who posted "SHUT UP U DUMB SHIT I MEAN I THOUGHT it was something funny and i hate his stupid way of lecture ur stupid"

  • Best punchline I've heard from you, bar none.

    Tee hee... bacon.

  • I had my kids watch your video with me to explain congress. thanks! :)

  • I am scared of you . But here's a smiley. :)

  • Isn't it just maddening to understand so well how American politicians pretend to work?

  • i have no idea what u are saying... but its sounds reli funny tho!!.

  • yes it is

  • clever!

  • lol...describing congress with kittens???...genius

  • Great! Now when ever i eat bacon, i think ok kittens! lol

  • You rox-a-lot

    HILARIOUSNESSSSS

    :D

  • What is my kitten going to do with a nuclear missile? Lol. Good one.

  • you r actuly the best ever

  • i'll represent this bill this packet of BACON!

    WTF

  • Give the kittens their mittens,already!!!

  • IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!! lol

  • You rock the Casbah Mark! You are ever so much better than john stewart, and I don't have to get cable!! Oh, and I'm jealous of your accent.. ah well.. just going to have to sound like a silly american..

  • In soviet russia, five star get given YOU!!

    Great movie MDC, keep up the good work!

  • IT"S SO TRUE!!!!

  • I knew as soon as I saw the bacon this was going to be all about pork. lol. Funnyyyy.

  • Lol, i was going to say... Why do you have all that bacon.. And why exactly did they send you all that bacon? are you a breakfast fanatic, or do you just really really really really really really like BLT's? heh. Great vids man, keep them up.

  • YOU. ARE. AWESOME. :D

  • Man, you are to clever. Keep em' coming -please!

  • is this about ethanol? hmm..

  • ah....what a way to explain pork-barrel spending. As always, you ROCK!

  • YAY! Bacon!

  • Hilarious.

  • It's like seeing it in a whole new light.

  • Mittens = Gloves, Slippers, & Large Nuclear Power Aircraft Carrier = BACON!

  • it's Mr. Clean lol

  • omg you must have so much funny doing this, and it looks almost hard not to laugh

  • Brilliant analogy!

  • I find it very disturbing that the majority of comments about this video are in regards to bacon and kittens and not what Mark is talking about, our fuckered up political system. Makes me feel great about serving in the miliary and wasting 2 yrs of my life in Iraq. I now understand why the rest of the world hates America. The ignorance is frightening.

  • And... the war in Iraq had... what to do with attaching movements in congress to bills?

    (mind you youtube is frequented by more than just americans as well)

  • I love the fact that a lot of people on here have no idea what the hell he's talking about. Hahaha

  • man... i wish i had that many kittens... I MEEN BAKON!!!

  • YAY, bacon!

  • man that funny accent is real distracting. this guy sounds like some eurapean faggot. goddamn i hate them greasy smelly dirtbags.

  • fuck you thered be no modern america without europeans... and if your not native YOUR one of those "greasy smelly dirtbags"

  • man, I gotta get some bacon...

  • very clever and funny!

  • Lol I love these things.

  • Mark, this one is awesome! Now.. do one on ponies? x3

  • :):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  • "...and all the bacon's a big slab of pork."

    Clever!

  • Oooh, I could so have your baby...

  • You seem to have a better grasp on the US system than even most native born Americans. (and I mean the white ones not the native Americans, I'm sure the native Americans understand it pretty well)

  • I have a cat name Mittens! lol

  • GET THESE KITTEN SOME MITTENS

  • I have a cat name Mittens

  • ahaahahaha :D That's great

  • i'll support the kittens who have mittens packet of bacon.

  • can i be represented by a pack of bacon?

  • I can't listen to you!!

    You sound like you're COMPLAINING all the time!!

    CHEER UP!!!

  • I like the bacon.

  • You rock man!

  • Hmmm... Bacon.

  • great vid again ! youre so enjoyable !

  • Rock on!

  • ACE!

  • Kitens and mittens!!

  • What country is this guy from? By the way it looks like your an old fag lol lol lol seriously.

  • thats a joke, that hes using a scotish axent

  • hes so right

    P.S. BACON IS AWESOME!

  • what is so sad about this is that this is pretty much the way ALL bills go. What does Neveda road inprovement have to do with army suppies???

  • No doubt. It appears that NV politicians need mittens.

  • your videos keep getting better! Good job!

  • i think its pretty funny how at like 2:20 you're talking about bacon yet the entire purpose of the video was about kittens.

  • New favorite comedian. Great.

  • Mmm smiley intervention pork *drools*

  • Yeah, I hate porkbarrel legislation too

  • I'm very dissapointed to find that on your site there is no 9 pound slab of bacon for sale, I want my bacon!

  • You can see he's trying not to laugh when he shows the Smiley Intervention bacon slab...

  • wow evilpuppy0 is so stupid!

  • wow i cant believe that person...evilpuppy07 asked if you were irish...lmao wow

    i like bacon

    wait kitten flavored bacon?

  • The corn part struck my sugar soda nerve. Stupid corn syrup. Why do you ruin or sodas.

  • lol!! love ur accent!!! r u irish?? u rock!

  • Hur hur hur.

    He's Scottish.

  • ive heard american bacon is disgusting o.O

  • teach abstinence to kittens?! wtf!

  • damn lot of bacon

  • Yes bacon has gotten way out of control. It's like, "oh,man when are we going to have our party in majority, or the white House? W'ell do so much better than those other guys!...........Oh, snap! Now we have all this spending leeway and can finally do all we wanted to do...............Crap we spent way too much, we gotta get it under control."

    An at this point where the incumbants start waking up they are replaced by the next batch of eager beacers (bacon beavers).

  • i like beacon

  • Will you marry me?

  • I love your Bacon view of how our Congress works economically. LOL Susan

  • "Obviously, that's not gonna sit well with the religious right." - Mark Day

    No it won't, Mark.

    I don't think the cat's will be too happy about it either.

  • Lots of bacon for you, man. But seriously, you shloud to stand-up.