Dara O'Briain This is the show part 3

[bwa123forlife]

THIS IS THE ONE LADS !!!

[pippa21336]

cp-or :) so irish :P

[matrixphijr]

"What are you doing, with your penis?"

"What are you doing with your penis?"

Commas save lives.

[jwarrior343]

@matrixphijr The joke makes no sense, since the sentence meaning doesn't change.

'I helped my uncle jack off a horse'

'I helped my uncle jack, off a horse'

[JammieDodgerRules]

@jwarrior343 A better example is

Lets eat, Grandma

Lets eat Grandma

[Dandruffshampoo]

If the laws of nature allowed it, I would bear this man's children.

[takeahint123]

holy shit my dad used to take me to the local petshop on a sunday

that fucker....

[Deanbass77]

The cpr class I sat in on said the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star work as well. Same tune those two.

[TooMuchCrimeDrama]

did Dara say PWNED? awesome!

[usoda343]

@TooMuchCrimeDrama Once you learn that Dara is a gamer, the impact of that statment softens a bit.

[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

when he was in glasgow I shouted out the song we got taught ... he didn't hear me unfortunaltey, but it is better than Nelly the Elephant.

Queen: Another one bites the dust

XD

[AztecQueen321]

my cousin is a pharmacist and said they also use "another one bites the dust" to train for CPR

[jaiga94]

omg not one word of a lie! just after he talked about CPR and the Staying alive song, an advert came on the tv in the same room and there was a health advert with a man doing CPR to the song of Staying Alive song!!!!!

Best timing ever

[mitch2d2]

@jaiga94 A mere man? it's a good job Vinnie Jones wasn't here to see you make that comment

[Kingles1379]

someone shld tell dara that u can also use the song 'another one bites the dust' by queen for CPR ;D

[totalbrappage]

"has anyone here done C.P.OOAAARRRRR?"

[Batiascc]

when the guy is telling the story of how he saved his friend with a broken leg, who i presume to be his father is just facepalming... hahah

[CoALOILgAs]

3 peoples kids got PWNED by dara's kid

[EmilyDNelson]

As a preschool teacher, it's true. Mummy's are bitches.

[ToyletGnome]

They used two songs when I learned CPR. The first was "row row row your boat" and the other one was "another one bites the dust" by queen. Not sure that second one is entirely appropriate.

[ILOVEHASSELHOFF]

I HATE THOSE 2 SHITTY 14 YEAR OLD KIDS IN THE FRONT ROW

[Lauranna]

When said some mothers are bitches especially in changing room I completely agree. My dad said when he helped my sister get ready for her swimming lessons when she was little that he got so many dirty looks from mothers in the changing rooms. ! Just because the daddies don't get involved in the kids lives and would rather watch football is no reason to be jealous. Turn the record ladies. Not every man is a pedo.

[flynntheman90]

@Lauranna Well said mate, you're totally right

[Jagjamin]

@Lauranna When it comes to public changing areas, mums have it easy. Daughter? Into the womens with you, Son, into the womens with you. Fathers however, Son, into the mens, daughter, you have no good option.

[thishatandyou]

Haha, I was at the gig Dara's talking about at 8:39!

[ILOVEHASSELHOFF]

@thishatandyou WOW GOOD FUCKING BOAST!

[thishatandyou]

@ILOVEHASSELHOFF Not much of a boast. Just sat there and listened. :)

[ILOVEHASSELHOFF]

@thishatandyou You still sound like an arsehole

[Drogsboy97]

@ILOVEHASSELHOFF Really?What makes him sound like such a arsehole?

[grimtango5280]

"how long?? how long we fuckin doin this??" hahahaha amazing

[CilantroHater]

My abs hurt from laughing at the "salmon escalator" part. lol

[Deathsshadow91]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME DAD!!!!!

[leckerwurstbrot]

"BOOM! My kid pwned your kid!" - Totally gonna be me in ten years.

[bladelinger]

Dara only said Time Paradox because he plays MGS

[SONSofVENDETTA]

@bladelinger hahaha Fission Mailed

[delkosbabe]

lambs...are cute and tasty

[nikobrown1990]

lmao! "im sorry am i interrupting your illegal videoing of my show?"

[bassretro1993]

This guy's a f*cking genius!

[NexusDarkworld338]

grey faction (paperback) on lulu dot com

[TripleWalkthroughs]

13:17 that kids reminds me of justin beiber... not saying he is! I'm just saying he LOOKS slightly like him.

[xCurlGrlx]

@metaladdict24 me too! :D

[serafina223]

i tripped yesterday and as i fell, a little voice in my head went, "click--WAAAAHH!" the voice had an irish accent.

[CreepyButtons]

@serafina223 Did you do the face. 

[jnrmluver]

I didn't have a song when I learned CPR... And this is priceless :L It almost seems like a set-up that every life-saving story was worse than the last, only you know it isn't because he's so shocked :L

[MEEHOWtv]

02:25 - "Oh, you're a fucking legend!" :D

[metaladdict24]

i was taught C.P.R with the song "another one bites the dust" from queen, no word of a lie, lol

[ross21085weed]

i gave blood....NICE

[silencedbadger]

"Don King of the bouncy castle" ^_^

[MIZZPINEAPPLE67]

The guy who said I gave blood rocks xD

[PorkPieProduction]

The two boys at the end are my friends! apparently dara o'briain gave them free dvds when it came out and stuff!^^

[AngelBiLove]

@PorkPieProduction To stop the feckers pirating :p

[o0FallenAngel0o]

I was told to use Another One Bites The Dust by Queen for CPR

[morgski]

@o0FallenAngel0o Me too, although I heard you chose between that and the BeeGees depends on what you thought the chances of the Casualty were :)

[Cpt50Caliber]

LOL neva thought id hear dara say PWNED!! xD

[fakeaccount663]

@Cpt50Caliber

dara is knowen to be a gamer he has always wanted to do the voice acting for a charecter in a game he has also mentioned metal gear solid in his gigs before

[Cpt50Caliber]

@fakeaccount663

Awesome :)

[BuddhaWatt]

The delivery of "YOU GAVE.....blood....." was perfect

[Kpvker]

George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Billy Connolly may be the true masters of comedy (according to voting) BUT nobody works better with an audience then Dara.

[karry299]

@Kpvker

Eh, he basically stole the entire act from Arlazorov, from where i'm standing.

[Papped1710]

of course lambs are more appealing than babies. Only one tastes good with mint sauce.



[WhiteTiger225]

@Papped1710 I'll have to try baby's with mint sauce then if you say they taste good with it.

[Papped1710]

@WhiteTiger225 stick to the lamb, trust me

[Hakkai87]

C-P-OAR!

[CrissCross407]

"daddy's hung over to fook!" hahaha

[alexhamster1134]

his improvisation is top notch :P

[coal103]

"I'm sorry, am I interupting your recording illegally of my show?!" This man is a legend.

[delkosbabe]

c p orr. lol

[LGD3]

FYI, DRSABC to save a life:

1. Don't rush in. Check for DANGERS.

2. Check casualty is RESPONSIVE to sound, touch, pain?

3. SEND for help. ("You in the green shirt, call 111, ask for ambulance to 123 Xyz St., NOW!")

4. Open the AIRWAY - tilt the head back, pull chin down.

5. Place ear near casualty's mouth, look at chest for 2+ proper BREATHS /10 secs.

6. If not Breathing, CPR: push (about 4-5cm) centre of chest in time to the song 30 times. 2 Breaths. Repeat. Else, roll onto side, open airway

[wallyofjericho]

@LGD3 dont pull the chin down. that will close the airway. apart from that your basically bang on.

[LGD3]

@wallyofjericho ..well the mouth should be opened.

[wallyofjericho]

@LGD3 not fully really. once you tilt the head back, you lift the chin straight up. that stops the tongue rolling back and covering their ariway. just out of interest, who trained you?

[JohnC2211]

@LGD3 FYI - CPR works in less than 20% of cases when properly administered and an overwhelming majority of people don't do it right anyway.

[LGD3]

@JohnC2211 Depends on what you mean by 'works'.  The point of CPR is to give the loved ones of the deceased the peace of mind that they had the best chance possible.

[saphira1001]

@LGD3 No, the point of CPR is to try and restart the heart. And yes, actually, it does work, just not always for multiple reasons.

[LGD3]

@saphira1001 You'd be pretty lucky to be able to restart the heart with CPR. What CPR does is keeps the blood pumping, so you don't get tissue and brain damage while the person is (unofficially) dead. A defibrillator can be used to restore normal rhythm to the heart, or drugs can be used to attempt to restart the heart.

[LGD3]

CPR: "Nelly The Elephant" is better than "Another One Bites The Dust". "Row Row Row Your Boat" works as well.

[MrLazyEyes]

C - P - Or

[08sunbabe]

pet shops are indeed a free zoo!!!!! ha!!!!!

[MrJoeyWheeler]

Somehow, after fifth time watching this, I still came close to death by laughter!

[junglepirate101]

NOOOOO!!!!

[cannibalfan01]

i thought in CPR you were trained by another one bites the dust

[BlackMagister]

If essentially the entire world uses the metric system then why does Dara keep use feet and miles?

[daemonhahn]

@BlackMagister in the uk we do use miles, and feet alot to describe things, height for instance?

[turdl38]

The "I gave blood" guy is my new hero!

[BlightedArt]

My kid PWNED your kid!

[Tracymmo]

Never heard of this elephant song, but in US the song is the Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive." Save a life while invoking disco.

[Th3Z0ne]

I saw this in Southampton a few months back, when he said (7:55) "this is the one lads, this is the one!" I almost died :D

[Shyyrn]

I just LOVE how he deadpans 'Which are, of course, a free zoo."

[UtterlyHeleno]

To tire the fucker out...didn't I mean to increase their co-ordination and social skills? No!

[Wineblood]

BOOOOOOM!!

[frickinradical]

@Wineblood ....just got pwned!