Def Comedy Jam - All Starts 2 Show 1 Chris Tucker

[RippleEffect420]

Big birds outta bigness LMAO

[misciotiz]

- Keep rewinding 7:44 . . lol sound likke dhat nigga speakin' chinese.... haha . . dhis shit funny af doe . . he need to come backk..

[FlyGuyLue]

They cheering like he scored a touchdown! lol

[SacSick]

4:33 for chris tucker

[ourgreylove]

you know that dj was soooooooo stoked to be there!

[dewayne408]

I can't wait for chris tuckers comeback!

[hotSauceVidz]

the audience is goin crazy ahahhaha i love black people

[BlazeUp1231]

black president wont have a bodygaurd, he'll have a gun LMFAOOO

[shanebickleytile]

Im trying to come but you need to shut the fuck up LOL!!!!!

[eliselillebostad]

What does ROTFL stand for?

[MSB2118]

@eliselillebostad rolling on the floor

[littlemoviemaker1]

Hey watch the matt show & rider&jimmy type littlemoviemaker1 no spaces on you tube comedy shows.

[TheLandOfCows]

I think martin lawrence was drunk..Lol

[reeBeee92]

AND Martin Lawrence, too :D

[reeBeee92]

I LOVE THIS MAN, ROTFL!! XD

[madjack18]

damn, Big Bird must be some gangsta shit to get that response

[shumyy]

@madjack18 Seriously??

[comebackkid1991]

I Told Her You Gon Have to STFU LOL

[lexy1234MJfan]

i cant hear what chris is saying at 5:58 - 6:06 can somebody tell me what he is saying ;P xD 

[comebackkid1991]

@lexy1234MJfan He's talking how the roaches went into the cereal box and took the prize inside it.

[lexy1234MJfan]

@comebackkid1991 ohh ok :P thnx i just coudn't hear what he was saying :p ...!

[TheGuinnessboys]

lol that lady wore that shit on purpose just to get on stage.

[Play3tt3]

@tsmetal bless you :) lol

[intelligentlife4m]

LOL.. this dude too funny!!! Ps check this out!!! type in "Hellish Tar"

[JasonVoorhees500]

chris tucker is funny and i love this part right here: 8:08

[Skitzn21]

you gon have to shut the fuck up bc i gotta listen out for my mom

[KYRAS123987]

Mom im cumminggg ctfuuup ! this jawn is hilarious

[Ymcmbcjwizzle]

i feel like that nigga wlkin around the house lol

[devrangre]

It is only Black guys ! :D

[j4m4r1273]

Damn Tido



[izy3211]

If you only want to see Chris Tucker, go to 4:30

[haiderinho1234443211]

Jackie Chan saw this from 29 different computers!

[bradhazee]

29 hoes got pimp slapped by MJ

[hapibth0pel3ss]

i hope she throw that huge yellow big bird suit away as soon as she got home

[tomboy287]

BIG BYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD - hahahaa

[NeMiDrEm]

This woman is like big bird from sezam street LMAO

[MelodyFrmHeaven]

slow down.. tito slow down tito damn! lmbo

[McLazy9]

@MelodyFrmHeaven lmbo? <---- LOL

[MelodyFrmHeaven]

@McLazy9 YEAH??? >WHY?

[guffmiester11]

When they say something funny its like the crowd is planet of the apes. Jumpin around and shit. I'll put them in a cage where they belong! Hahahaha

[MelodyFrmHeaven]

@guffmiester11 you racist bitch.. why don't you go take your ass back to crackerville?

[ChaosCrumpets]

@guffmiester11 k first off, if you dont like black people why in the fuck are you watchin Chris Tucker. Second of all your cracker-ass belongs in a cage because if yu cant open up to the fact that everyone is accepted in society then yu shouldnt b part of society and yu deserve to be locked away or better yet killed. Third and finally i dont get why you post shit like that on the internet, the world is for everybody and white isnt everybody so shut the fuck up and go fuck yur sister... Thank you

[ThatGangstaDiciple]

@guffmiester11 You racist redneck hillbilly bastard. Go take a shit in ya outhouse and fuck ya mama and ya sister and watch old john wayne shows and listen to johnny cash

[PolygonDiva]

Lets just say I ATTEMPTED to count all of the "man"s......

[850mambo]

lol. i swea stop haten

[dukagenius]

26 ppl are fucked UUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[Dgangsta325]

martin used that looting joke already when he was younger

[Tiamat583]

Chris tucker fucking rocks! hes a true comedy genius!!

[mikekowasaki]

sound like he preachin

[Tiarerrr2014]

Damnn the President just fucked somebody UP!!!!

Ahahahahahahah!!!:D

[lxium]

Black audience's are hilarious. The way they jump out their seats..oh god.

[TheSaxmanjack]

shit.. i want that colarado rockies jersey

[SuperKennethfreeman]

Best comedy ever

[parmavioletsyum]

Chris Tucker looks good enough to eat!! Yum yum

[Mugen123456789]

You spelled ALL STARS wrong in the title.

[ClClBOOM]

i have never met a black person be4

and I dont understand why they can call themselves "nigga" but others dont?

no offence or someting please answer kindlu :D

[gamecrazy9809]

@ClClBOOM cuz nigga if u cal me nigga its racist for u nd we gone be fighting white people espically now its cool with them esays though but id betta not come out yo mouth

[billybatson55]

@ClClBOOM o-o well it's like saying dude but if someone who's not black calls us "nigga" it's offensive

because of the root word "nigger' sort of confusing i know

[ClClBOOM]

@billybatson55 oh, i see

[gottalovelife042894]

"Tell yo momma don't wear dis shit outside no mo!" Hahah!!

[iDRAWS1]

somebody try to fuck him up hed fuck them up. hey nigga!!!!!! lmfao

[id1998]

Has anyone noticed that he always uses Tito as an example from the Jackson clan? Lolz

I <3 Chris Tucker. Super funny!

[silviuMix]

michael a pimp =))=))=))=))

[KrfNYC2]

It's funny because Obama actually did build a basketball court in the white house.

[Mzdaydaygurl]

Pissed OFF Mann !

[ArdynJ]

big bird!

[TimeSplittersChimp]

It is like watching Monkeys fight over a KFC Zinger Meal

[994FM]

obama is described

[krishaeD]

man chris tucker was so fine right here!!!!!!!!

[KYRAS123987]

@krishaeD yesss girl , i thought i was the only one thinkin that

[krishaeD]

@KYRAS123987 Yes Lol. . .

[TjtheTrapper]

the white guy from rush hour made 26 accounts...bastard

[drezzysmith1]

Hurry up imma try to if u shut tha fuck up

[OctagonBiTcH]

LOL Too legit to quit

[navykid97]

DAMN THE PRESIDENT JU- FUCK SOMEBODY UUUUUPPPPP!!!

[2hot2hand3]

"Slow dow tedo damnnn"

[Xzamilloh]

@2hot2hand3 It's spelled Tito....

[cutiexoxoxo1]

lol barack obama

[cutiexoxoxo1]

wtf was she wearin

[LordHines420]

martin is always a racist fucker. but i always love chris tucker. word my nigger.

[eEk010711]

Eddie Murphy stand ip

[Micky2009ish]

Def Comedy Jam was the only reason why we had HBO

[Micky2009ish]

Def Comedy Jam was the only reason why we had HBO (illegal chip) hehehehehe

[kingcrown97]

Big Bird in the house biatch



[kingcrown97]

Big Bird in the house biatch

[bluewavescp]

They look like them sigma step squads at 1:20 lmfao

[7439tjm]

Okay this nigga funny as hell

BUT that shirt hes wearin made me dislike this

[navykid97]

@iluvpott You are a retard for spelling "Jackson" like that.

[iluvpott]

@iluvpott

where im frum we dont put c's infront of k's

[judge564]

Roaches to legit to quit

[ebbyize15]

CHRIS WHAT CHA DOIN???

i said nothing ma

COME HERE BOI!!

moma im comin

COME HERE BOI!!

i said moma im comin

HURRY UP!!

IM TRYING MA IF YOU WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

[G27dude]

LOL at 1:19 Can't get funnier than black people laughin. Stompin and shit. lmao

[nateduece]

Slow down tito damn!!

[TheTito2311]

@nateduece Whats up! (tito lol)

[jgodarkrabbit2006]

nigga told me he was too legit to quit!

[loadedjogger]

Fukin love Chris Tucker.

[ccarina59]

at :57 he said "bring that muthafucka here" His face was epic.

lmao omg i died

[SwaggerLikeUz]

Yo Big ups to Russell Simmons!! Def Comedy Jam was the ish..

[Type2DiaBitis]

There go Big Bird yall!!!

[Lowkie03]

6:43...look at the old guy in the front with the white shirt

[GuruMarv]

@Lowkie03 rofl is he trying to clap or just dancing?

[STREETSOUNDS307]

SLOW DOWN TITO DAMMNNNN XD !!!!!

[BabyNgozi1]

Damn! He was so skinny Bac than! But no he fat! T_T DAMN!

[tianna123ist]

Glad he was wrong about the Black President Thing

[bkendall71]

Martin: "the way they beat Rodney Dangerfield was fucked up"

Me: "omfg I nearly shit myself"

[NappturalDancer2K10]

1:18 the most epic reaction from a crowd ever!!

[tsmetal]

go to 4:20 if you just wanna see chris tucker

[Omegablack420]

@tsmetal HA! 420 Awesome yo.

[willjk3025]

@tsmetal are you stupid??? martin is just as funny. dipshit...

[darquanhendricks07]

Mama im cummin!!

[bushenlongae]

What if Micheal Jackson was a pimp LOL epic!

[stopsayingmileyaslut]

lol!! MARTIN :)

[AshleyBellaDonna91]

IM TRYIN IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

[PhreakPhantom]

SLOW DOWN TITO DAAAAMNN!!!!

[2mickeymouse]

WTF is that sound on 7:32 xD

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

@2mickeymouse That was somebody screaming.

[TiaJayDelshae]

Ahahahaha taaaa lol ctfu

[JShannon219]

lmfao mama im COMIN!

[m33rcy]

LOL I PISSED OFF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!...wat if Michael Jackson was a pimp. holy ish.

[Mr8YANKI]

shit too funny watch dis shyt pleasssseeeeeee

[KATEYEZTRINI]

YO LOOK BLACK PEOPLE ENJOYING THEM SELF LOL . BLACK PEOPLE THE SHIT.

[bigboyzjg]

skip to 4:30



[yamaharider112]

wtf is big bird doing on stage lol.

[juzbcoz29]

wahahhahahhaa

[whitetee64]

My godd!, the funniest stand up PERIOD by Chris Tucker. I miss these days. He needs to do more!

[zakia38]

GREAT

[RocNation93]

president get pissed off cuz someone drink all the kool-aid............lol

[Statizzz]

hahahah MUMMA IN CUMIN LMFAO

[shayw1988]

he was soooooo great! back then...smh now tho...

[Relhage56]

To see Chris Tucker forward too 4:26

[YawnGod]

@Relhage56 Thank you man.

[KiButter123]

What If Michael Jackson Was A Pimp?!, "I'm Sorry Mike All I Go tIs $100"!, Only $100 AHHHHHHHHHH!(Smack)

Rotflol!!!!!

[saintsbadboy]

chris wearin - z cavaricci!!! Ha that shit went out in 88

[RamereW]

That breaking up the roaches and rats part almost put me in tears! X D

[RamereW]

Chris Tuckers voice just makes the shit 10x funnier!

[halfhigh]

@RamereW The shit is character forsure! YOU try to pull timing/punchlines WITH a voice like that! *fist-bump*

[TheNiybaby11]

i was on the floor the bed was shaking lol 

[sophisticatedplayboy]

STUPID BLACK BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COON WEARING ! YELLOW MONKEY!

[lattrelle]

@sophisticatedplayboy you got alot of heart behind a keyboad. Ignorance is bliss isnt it?

[MissRonyaBaby]

This shit right here made funny lol come her boy mama I am coming lmao

[muststayfresh]

I said come here gurrrl!

[KevinBadevin]

man i wish i was black!

[qdatmoney]

come her boy, mama im comin!!!!

[SoComVocePhotography]

@leshkaka - "I Know Big Bird Outta Business, But What The Fuck Is Up ?

[FreeCity898]

why cant comedy be like dis nowadays

[leshkaka]

1.19  what does he say?

[morrisleron1]

"Im tryin to if u shut the fuck up".lol

[MrCT2010]

Slow down Tito Damn!!!...lol

[YungCytie]

She Look like BigBIRD !

[DarkSphinxx]

haha went the the tissue, came back that nigga was gone!

[MrAppolo777]

Come hear boy

Momma im Cumin :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D­:D:D:D:D:D:D Chris kicks asss!

[kseanb2010]

Do anyone remember that they turned that last part into a club mix lmao!

[Mugen123456789]

Everyone backflips when he makes the big bird comment. It's from his fame. If it was Dave or Chris that made that joke the laughter would've been minimal,.

[jalfrd23]

Come Heeah!!! Im saying tho....Look there go BIG BIRD yall there she go!! Tell Momma DON'T WEAR THAT SHIT NOMO!! ROTFLMFAO

[jefferyhanes]

Hi Mr. White man, how ya doin. lmao

[LEXX3125088]

he said momma im cummin

[CommentGuy92]

BEST CROWD! wish i was there haha

[killajrapz]

i mean i was on the floor and the bed was shaking lmao .

[RazorbackNo1]

@killajrapz

dude, i think he said - i was on a flow and the bear was shakin´ ...

[demdiddy14]

i like it

[jammd05]

i had this tape man when we didnt have cable we watched this shit everyday

[AboutJayEllyn]

Awww, I miss skinny Martin!

[neoofzoo]

fuck niggers

[smoothcashmere]

@neoofzoo why?

[bigskillet9591]

@neoofzoo but yet you watch the video you fucking skinhead

[iceman4ever63]

@neoofzoo what do u have against nigger .........

[iceman4ever63]

@neoofzoo what do u have against niggers .........

[ghostleader1]

@neoofzoo echt weer zo een kanker neonazi ben jij he... ik heb geen ene fucking iets tegen kerels die hardcore luistere(ben zwart en luister zelf ook hardcore) maar ik kan er gwn focking niet tegen als er een begint over negers... fuck negers fuck dit fuck dat... fuck jou moeder :D anaal.... MOMMA IM CUMMIN... dat is wat ze te horen krijgt ;) peace out brah...

[smoothcashmere]

"hi mr.white man how ya doin?" lmao!

[YoungPrinceYPTV]

7:19 about black president.. all that stuff he said Obama did the 1st day he was president.. lmao COOK OUT AND BASKET BALL COURT! wow Tucker was right! LMAO

[EmilyLFranco]

"I was handling business right... I mean I was on the floor and the bed was shaking..."

[Danielwiley2011]

Little Did he know......A Black President did fuck up the white house(a niiga speaking)

[KAOSTHEBLAKWOLF]

@Danielwiley2011 nah white house been fuckd up fo a long time now

[EternallyBreathless]

@Danielwiley2011 nah man, Im white and i can admit a whit guy (bush) fucked up the whitehouse loooong before obama, lol. "g12. wats that do?" bloop. BOOOM!......."cool. what's G 13 do?" :P Cant remember where i heard that but it was funny. xD

[Danielwiley2011]

@EternallyBreathless well bottomline Obama aint gonna win next term I am voting for either Ron Paul or Gary Johnson=legalize weed

[MvGNify]

Chris Tucker For President!!

[MsAfricana1]

Lmao the lady that comes on stage looks like Big Bird from Seasame Street.